Upside-down

The two were waiting for the elevator to take them where they wanted...especially Sans. Frisk knew his station was up ahead somewhere. As the elevator came to a halt and the doors opened, the human vanished. Frisk stepped out of the elevator and walked a bit when he saw the all too familiar sentry station with snow on it's roof. She changed to her bigger form and looked at the now leaning back and relaxing human that was with her a second ago in the elevator. 

"hey buddy? wassup? wanna buy a hot dog? it's only 30 G." Frisk snickered. 

"YOu sell hotdogs..? Who would have guessed. Oh my godddd!" Frisk said sarcastically. Sans gave her a not surprised look and pretended to laugh. 

"ha. ha. ha...now do you want it or not?" She giggled as he leaned over the wooden counter of the station. 

"Pfft- ok!" 

"thanks pidge! here's your 'dog." She snickered again. He rolled his eyes. 

"yeah. 'dog. apostrophe-dog. short for hot-do-" She put a hand over his mouth. She looked at him with a neutral face. 

"I'm not that dumb, mr. human." He put his hand up in defence. 

"want another one, bucko?" She didn't have any space for it. 

"if you wanna put it on my head or something i gue--" He already put it on her head. Her eyes sparkled as she took on a determined look. 

"oh you've done goofed..."

"wha..?"

Fast forward 10 minutes later as she was now ballancing 20 'dogs on her head with precision. Sans wiped a fake tear from his eye. 

"i haven't seen something so beautiful since papyrus cooked something else than pasta 5 months ago.." Frisk snorted but she was keeping the tower ballanced. He raised a brow and smirked. 

"hey pidge...do you know what a skeleton says to you before you eat..? BONE appetite..." Frisk snickered. The tower shook a bit but not enough to fall. 

"hmm...did you know that french fries weren't made in france..? they were cooked in greece." Frisk snorted again. The tower was stil standing. 

"hmm....do you know why i don't trust what a group of gryphons says...? half of 'em are lyin'" Frisk spurted and the tower fell from her head. She stumbled back accidently and fell on her bum. Sans laughed and let his head fall on his hand on the station's counter. 

"damn it!"

"sorry kiddo.. it was punny, eh?" He said, calming down. She snorted then looked at him.

"can you do that thingy with the hand..?" Frisk asked. Sans shrugged and waved his hand over his face as the skeletal face was back. 

"you are quite..humerus!" Frisk said as she got up and brushed the dust off of her pants and started walking. Sans magic wavered as he froze and looked at her walking away. He shook his head realizing what happened and teleported next to her. She was now on her phone checking what was happening on Monstergram. Alphys, our favorite dweeb, posted a photo of an anime figurine in front of a bowl with instant noodles and called it a 'date with the girfriend'. Frisk scrunched her nose up and showed Sans who did the same, snorting as well at the dumb picture. 

"remind me to teach her how social media works.." Sans looked at the photo again and frowned. 

"oh..totally." Next up, Papyrus answeared the post, with the user: CoolHuman95. He posted a pic of him with photoshoped biceps. Both him and the biceps had sunglasses. Frisk looked at it and started howling with laughter. When Sans saw the picture his eyes widened. He took out his phone and took a screenshot. 

"i am also teaching him how to photoshop...Oh my god..." Frisk said as she tried to come down from her fit of laughter. She couldn't. 

"oh my god i am so making a t-shirt out of this!" Frisk hit him in the shoulder. He laughed. 

"don't be so rude!!" Frisk said, still giggling. 

"...you want one too, don'cha..?"

"abso-fucking-lutely." They started giggling again like little kids.

Alphys made the situation worse by saying "LOL, CoolHuman95...that's a joke right..?" Frisk and Sans started laughing again and it only got worse when Papyrus said "THE ONLY JOKE HERE IS HOW MUSCULAR I AM." Sans started posing like Hercules at that. Frisk laughed again.

"aw come on, sweetheart. you gotta admit i have more muscle than paps." Frisk snorted.

"yes, you do. And that's not ok Mr.I-Sleep-On-The-Couch-When-The-Bed-Is-Too-Far-Even-If-I-Can-Teleport." He rolled his eyes, but then he realized something.

"but you didn't say no."

"i didn't, did i?" She flicked him in the face with her tail and he srunched up his whole face, closing his eyes. As he opened them he watched her walk away and almost whistled. Man he was in deep...But he knew she would be gone. She would go back to the Surface. He was selfish, yes...he wanted her to stay down here with him and Papyrus...she had friends now, she was loved, she could live with them...Yet..he knew she would say no. It was selfish, so selfish to ask this of her. But he will, in a way more subtle way...At MTT Resort. Yeah. That was the plan.

The next was a puzzle with switches. She got on the conveyor belt as Alphys was calling her and she started switching them all. She stopped as the laser was disabled and waited to listen to Alphys. Sans snorted realizing she probably called for the puzzle Frisk just nailed on her first try. 

"H-hi....Doctor Alphys here..T-this puzzle is k-kinda timing based..Y-you see those...O-oh...Y-you solved it already, didn't you..?" Frisk scratched her head awkwardly as she changed to her small size to avoid conversation. The phone call ended. They walked some more and got to a really complicated looking pipe puzzle. Alphys called again. She must have been done with Frisk's shit since they lied they were going to the bathroom. Sans snorted again. That earned him a small kick in the leg from tiny Frisk. She started jumping on the pipes as she easily realized the right way that would take them where they wanted to go. Frisk arrived at the other end of the puzzle and Sans teleported next to her. It was clear their journey has been peaceful apart from that dumb robot, since they got rid of the hate of the Head of the Royal guard. 

Sans was on his phone and as they walked he started laughing as he saw Alphys made a whole review of the sequel to her 90's dating sim she loved from Mettaton's quiz show. Frisk laughed as well. She changed to her bigger side and they started talking about anime. Yes...anime, you read that right. Sans actually watched anime, he just wasn't fond of..uh...THAT. Frisk finally remembered to save again as they were talking about the new dropping season of Attack on Titan (i read the manga....i cried so much it hurts) and they were stopped by two guards. They were both in great heavy armors. They were trying to escort them to safety when they realized that SHE was the monster. She was pulled in an encounter and Sans knew that he would only step in if she was in real danger. Instead of ending up captured she ended up helping the brothers form a bromance. The two had hidden feelings from each other. Sans had to basically pull Frisk away from the place as she was looking at the two guards who were leaving for an ice-cream date. 

"man ya really like lovey-dovey type of stuff..?" Frisk giggled. 

"there's a lot of things that are unusual and unexpected about me!" Sans raised and eye-brow. 

"like..?" he said, trying to make her continue. 

"like how i can sing ophera." Sans stopped and looked at her and his smile stretched. 

"oh i gotta hear that one!" Frisk laughed.

"maybe another time." Sans scoffed. 

"no fun...but why do ya know how to sing ophera..?" Frisk waved dismissivly at him, like it was a dumb question.

"easyyyy!! The orphanage was obsessed with what was adequate and wasn't...it was old school and hard a firm believing that girls needed to have a lot of manners and tact. Sooo i ended up in classes that helped me sing, dance, clean, learn manners, grace, tact, you know. 'a real lady'...I eat chips in an oversized hoodie and eat a bucket of ice-cream every weekend watching tv. I am such a 'LaDyYyYy'" Sans snorted. 

"man...the nerve of some people..." Frisk shrugged. 

"it was quite helpful if you ask me...but it left some scars...deep scars..." Frisk said, as her face darkened. Her classes weren't bad..the teachers were. They would hit children, especially Frisk since she liked to be quite the 'troublemaker', which was a total lie. They just wanted and excuse for her to clean since she was the most capable of doing so. They stepped inside another dark room and Frisk's phone started ringing. 

"A-another dark room huh..? D-don't worry! My hacking skills have got things covered."

"let there be light!" Sans said again. But this time nothing happened. 

"reall--" But the light turned on and both of them had to put a hand to shiled themselves from the strong light. Alphys face-palmed over the phone. 

"Are you serious..?" The room was filed with random things and they were behind a cut-out. As Frisk looked through the square of the cut out she saw the so called 'news office' and 'new reporter' which was none other than the star of the Underground...

"the tin-can again..? just kill me already, it's faster." Frisk snorted but Mettaton only shuffuled his papers realy loud to cover them. That made them both snort. The robot was funny, what can you say?

"OH YESSSSS!! GOOD EVENING BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES--"

"It's only 3pm what..?" Frisk says as she opens her phone. Mettaton stops and sighs.

"REALLY..? I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS-- FINE FINE!! -AHEM- GOOD DAY BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES! THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!" Egoistic much?? No?? Just her thinking that? Sans seemed to agree as he frowned at the name.

"AN INTERESTING SITUATION HAS ARISEN IN EASTERN HOTLAND!" Knew he was inspired by Las Vegas. Just called it from the start. 

"FORTUNATELY, OUR CORESPONDAT IS OUT THERE, REPORTING LIVE!"

"reporting who and what now?" Frisk asked as she looked at the robot through the cut-out. He didn't even flinch. 

"BRAVE CORRESPONDANT! PLEASE FIND SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY TO REPORT! OUR TEN WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!" Frisk spurted and started laughing. Sans put a fist over his mouth and looked away. 10?! She had more fingers than that at all her members! No way! 

"JUST GO ALREADY!" Mettaton said. She started searching as the cut out was following her around, with the camera and the robot too. She found some random things: basketballs for wearing...MTT-Brand apperently....a glass or water, a script to one of his movies..that apperently it consits of a FOUR HOUR shot of rose petals showering on his body...AND IT'S THE XVIII EDITION. Frisk did a cross like she would when praying and turned away from the blasted book. That's when she saw something interesting: every object seemed to be described as,,explosive..a bomb...dynamite...And it didn't take long to hear the ticking in the game she was now looking at for her to drop it and back away in fear. 

"WHAT THE FUCK--" She said as she looked around the room at every object..there were at least 10 of them! 

"WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SCARED OUR CORESPONDAT?? OHH?? THAT TICKING SOUND...THAT LIT FUSE! OH MY! IT'S AN ACTUAL BOMB!! AND IT'S ABOUT TO BLAST YOU TO BITS!!" Frisk's eyes widened and Sans came to her side. He froze as they both saw the bomb inside the game. 

"YOU ARE A SICKO!!" Frisk said. Mettaton just keeps being Mettaton. 

"BUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!" The cut out fell and, right on que, every object was showing the bomb inside. Frisk covered her mouth as her eyes opened and they were chaotically changing colors. 

"frisk calm down!!" Sans told her putting both hands on her shoulders and their eyes met. Frisk's eyes started changing colors slower and slower until they were back to yellow. 

"BRAVE CORESPONDAT...IF YOU DON'T DEFUSE ALL BOMBS.. THIS BIG BOMB WILL BLOW YOU TO SMEETHEREENS IN TWO MINUTES!" Sans snarled at the now flaying robot. 

"YOU COULD SAY...YOU WON'T BE REPORTING 'LIVE' ANYMORE, NOW WOULD YOU??" Frisk was mad at his ego. She let her eyes shine red and her claws come out as she swinged them with a fast move. A gust of air slowly blew and Mettaton looked confused. 

"WHAT DID THAT SOL--" All the bombs stoped ticking. She sliced each of the disarming wires of the bombs. 

"IMPRESSIVE....YOU'VE DEACTOVATED ALL THE BOMBS,,,IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DEACTIVATED THEM, THE BIG BOMB WOULD HAVE EXPLODED IN TWO MINUTES. NOW IT WON'T EXPLODE IN TWO MINUTES...BUT RATHER IN TWO SECONDS!!" He said as he started eavily laughing, but the bomb never went off. The two looked at each other as the robot coughed awkwardly. 

"IT SEEMS THE BOMB..ISN'T GOING OFF...ERR..." A phone started ringing and Alphys came on. 

"T-that's beacuse....when you were monologuing...I...I fi..fix..umm..i c-change..."

"OH NO! YOU DEACTIVATED THE BOMB WITH YOUR HACKING SKILLS!!" Frisk frowned. That sounded fake...Sans must have noticed it too. 

"Yeah! That's what i did!"

"CURSES! IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN FOOLED AGAIN! CURSE YOU MONSTER! CURSE YOU, DR ALPHYS FOR HELPING! AND CURSE YOU, HUMAN FOR ALWAYS GETTING IN MY WAY!! BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN!" Both Frisk and Sans spurted at the last line. THE NUMBER WENT DOWN!!

"UNTIL NEXT TIME, DARLING!" Mettaton said as he flew away. Sans was about to say something when Alphys spoke. 

"w-wow! we really showed him, huh??...Hey, i know i was kind of weird at first..." And she still is, in Frisk's book. She wants something...but Frisk doesn't know what. 

"But i really think i am getting more..uh, more...more confident about guiding you! S-so don't worry about that big d-dumb robot..I=I'll protect you from him!" Frisk frowned but she decided to push her suspicions away for now. 

"A-an if it really came d-down to it we can just turn...umm, nevermind, hehe hehe!! Later!" That was weird....Sans came and looked at her.

"nowadays we disarm bombs too..? Is there something else i should know about you, sweetheart..?" Frisk seemed to think about it. 

"i'm allergic to peanuts!" Sans stopped. 

"so you've never had peanuts..?"

"i did! why do you think i know i am allergic to them?" Sans snorted. 

"s-sorry, i know it isn't funny.." Frisk laughed. 

"it's ok, starlight. come on! let's go forward.

"i'm right behind ya, flower....right behind ya..."

And so the adventure in Hotland continues. Frisk didn't know what will come next....And she would never guess she will be trapped in the spiders web for a small tea party.