
Chapter 5
Frisk was walking in the snow when she came across a man selling nice-creams!! They were like ice-creams but they had nice messages on the wrapper. It was nice to see someone so nice. He had blue hair and a cute uniform. Frisk learned his name was Nick. She left with her nice-cream and met Sans who was making snowballs.
"i've been thinking about selling treats too. want some fried snow? it's only 5G." Frisk nodded. She already knew where this was going.
"did i say 5G? i mean 50G." Frisk nodded again.
"how about 5000G." Frisk nodded again.
"50000G. that's my final offer." Frisk nodded. She waited for the punch-line.
"what? you don't have the money? that's fine. i don't have any snow." He said as he threw his snowball and shrugged. Frisk laughed. Sans knelt down and pat her head. Aw man he was treating her like some pet. Frisk continued to the right and found the stations of some couple. As she then decided to go down she met the brothers again..how did Sans always get there before her?! Oh well...he might be able to teleport or something. After all..humans did have quite the magical powers. Frisk waited as the two brothers were talking again.
"MONSTER!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR..." Papyrus paused mid-sentance as he noticed something. Where was the puzzle?
"SANS!! WHER'S THE PUZZLE!!" Sans pointed.
"its right there on the ground. trust me there's no way they can get past this one." Frisk looked at the piece of paper on the ground and read it. She smiled. She looked in her small bag and pulled out a pen. It was a very easy word search. She solved it in less than a few minutes when she realized something. Someone wrote in the corner with a lazy and fast writing: Name............ Age............. Cheeky bastard. She started laughing as she gave the paper to Sans and looked at Papyrus.
"SANS!! THAT DID NOTHING!!"
"whoops...i knew i should have used today's crossword instead."
"WHAT CROSSWORD?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT. JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST."
"what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for.." Sans did the wave thing again. "baby-bones."
"UN. BELIEVABLE. MONSTER!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!!" Frisk pointed at Papyrus. The taller human beamed.
"HA! HA! YES! MONSTERS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT! IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUM--"
"21?! WHAT?!" Sans said pulling the paper closer. Papyrus stopped and looked at him in confusion.
"21 WHAT..?" Sans looked at Frisk and she giggled.
"HOW ARE YOU 21?! I'M ONLY LIKE 5 YEARS OLDER!!" he said pointing at her and Papyrus looked at his feet. Both eye's widened.
"YOU ARE 21 TINY MONSTER? WOWIE!! YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE IT AT ALL!! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE 10 OR EVEN 7!! I AM 20!!" Sans looked dumbfound at the paper again.
"don't tell me you're also a gi--" He stopped and looked at her again. "...oh my god i'm out. nope. i'm out. monsters are weird." Sans started walking with his hands up dropping the paper and Papyrus went after him yelling for him to stop. Frisk started laughing even more. Oh man she didn't know her age would make situations THIS funny. However on the back of the paper was written: 'thanks for saying Junior jumble just for paps. Yesterday he got stumped trying to 'solve' the horoscope.' Frisk wrote something on it. She had a feeling he will come back for it. She wrote 'All there is to solve i what zodiac sign you've got; but np ;D' and she continued on her journey. The next stop on her list was a table with spaghetti, one with a microwave and a checkpoint. She also found a note where Papyrus was explaining his 'genius' plan behind the plate of pasta...apart from the fact it smelled weird and was stuck to the table from how cold it was...nothing really that unusual. She walked some more and got to a place with a lot of snow boulders. There was a sign saying: Warning! Human Marriage!. What was wrong with that..? Oh well...The first human she met was a child in a huge armor. She played with him until he was happy and started skipping away. Frisk also found a small map covered by snow. The map marked a patch of blue snow in which she found a switch. That switch retracted some spikes. That's how she met the human couple. Both cloacked and with huge axes. They circled around her and finally she was pulled in an encounter. She just hid in the snow since she was small and white and BOOM! victory. To show them she didnt mean any harm she hugged them both. The couple left happily and Frisk followed suit on her adventure. The next puzzle was more interesting. She was supposed to step on pressure plates and every plate changed color and shape. They were blue x's then they were red o's. It was exciting. After she solved the first one which was very easy she met Papyrus.
"WHAT?! HOW DID YOU AVOID MY TRAP?! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY..IS THERE ANY LEFT FOR ME???" Frisk nodded at the tall excited human.
"WOWIE!! YOU RESISTED THE FLAVOUR OF MY HOMECOOKED PASTA...JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE IT WITH ME?" Umm...maybe because it smelled weird and it was stuck to the table but sure.
"FRET NOT HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS!! WILL MAKE YOU ALL THE PASTA YOU COULD EVER WANT!!" Frisk scrunched her nose up but smiled nontheless. How about she first teaches you how to cook properly...And so Papyrus left doing his generic laugh and the little monster kept pushing forward. She then found a jumble of a puzzle.
"MONSTER!! HMMM..HOW DO I SAY THIS....YOU WERE TAKING A LONG TIME TO ARRIVE SO I DECIDED TO IMPROVE THIS PUZZLE BY ARRAGING THE SNOW TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE." THAT was not your face and YOU messed up didn't you..?
"UNFORTUNATELY THE SNOW FROZE TO THE GROUND. NOW THE SOLUTION IS DIFFERENT!! AND AS USUAL MY LAZY BROTHER IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!! I SUPPOSE WHAT I'M SAYING IS WORRY NOT, MONSTER! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL SOLVE THIS CONONDRUM! THEN WE CAN BOTH PROCEED. MEANWHILE!! FEEL FREE TO TRY HE PUZZLE YOURSELF!! I'LL TRY NOT TO GIVE AWAY THE ANSWEAR!" Frisk bearly glanced at it and she got the way. She noticed how accidently Papyrus made the place into dance steps she learned when she was forced to do ballet in the orphanage so she could be a 'proper lady'...Yeah. She started twirling around and realized she misstepped. To go back she leaped in the air and landed on that X. Everything was an O now so she went ahead and pressed the stone pressure plate. The spikes went down. Papyrus looked at the tiny monster.
"WOWIE!! YOU SOLVED IT!! INCREDIBLE!! I'M IMPRESSED!! YOU MUST CARE ABOUT PUZZLES LIKE I DO!! WELL, I AM SURE YOU WILL LOVE THE NEXT PUZZLE THEN!! IT MIGHT EVEN BE TOO EASY FOR YOU!! NYEH HEH HEH HEHEHEH!!" And so Papyrus left again. There she found Sans, the lazy brother standing behind the retracted spikes.
"good job on solving the puzzle so quickly. you didn't even need my help. which is great, 'cause i love doing absolutely nothing." Frisk face-palmed at the dumb remark. She kept going and she found ANOTHER FUCKING PUZZLE OF MY GOD!! Frisk sighed and waited for the puzzle to be explained.
"HEY! IT'S THE MONSTER!! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PUZZLE!!" Will she now..? Weren't they meant to techincally be just a tiny biny winy..DEADLY?!
"IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS!!" Oh my god they have a scientist..of course they do why wouldn't they...she's doomed. She may as well be fried chicken at this point..
"YOU SEE THESE TILES?" nah mate let her get her glasses real quick. OK FRISK SNAP OUT OF IT!! You get too sassy and talk to yourself like a weirdo when you're scared or stressed.
"ONCE I THROW THIS SWITCH...THEY WILL BEGIN TO CHANGE COLOR. EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION. RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE! YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM! YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC--" Wait what the fuuu-- is she supposed to remember all of this..?
"HOW WAS THAT? UNDERSTAND??" Frisk gave a thumbs up and smiled. Oh man she's screwed...did he say something about pirahnas..?
"GREAT!! THEN THERE'S ONE LAST THING!! THIS PUZZLE!! IS ENTIRELY RANDOM!!" Frisk spurted out in disbelief. Wait...WHAT?!
"WHEN I PULL THIS SWITCH IT WILL MAKE A PUZZLE...THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. NOT EVEN I WILL KNOW THE SOLUTION!!" That...reasuring...
"NYE HEH HEH HEH!! GET READY...!" She can't back down now...The colors started mixing, each combinations looking harder than the first one. The combinations were going faster and faster. The combinations stopped at....red tiles with a huge pink bridge...Frisk and Sans both snorted at the same time. Papyrus started in disbelief then started spinning away in shame. Frisk passed the puzzle and looked at the shorter human brother.
"actually, that spaghetti from earlier...it wasn't too bad for my brother." Frisk scrunched her nose up in disgust and didn't even try to hide it. That is horrible!! What the hell do they eat?! Oh jesus do they eat this every day--OH HELL NO!!
"since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot." Frisk was left with a face of total disgust. She didn't even want to think of the charcole he used to serve. Poor Sans. Frisk put a paw on his leg and patted the spot. He nodded in response getting the idea.
"i bet if he keeps this up..next year he will even make something edible." Sans and Frisk both started snickering. Yeah..it was hilarious and sad at the same time. She loved food so much..this was 'Dark humour' for her. The next place she came across was certainly interesting...It was a sentry station surrounded by snow-men and snow-dogs with long necks. Frisk smiled at the sight. She never got to actually make a snow-man out of snow. The only way she was out in the snow was if she was disobidient and they left her to freeze over-night for not doing what they wanted. She'd bearly feel anything for days after that. The next puzzle was interesting. She was supposed to slip on the patches of snow with the chaning tiles. She messed up once and fell down. She landed in the snow in a place where she foud a snow-Papyrus and a lump of snow with 'Sans' written on it in red marker. She did the puzzle and went through a thick patch of forest. She shook off the snow that fell on her head and shook her tail as well.
She met another human, he had afro hair and people stuck stuff inside of their hair. Frisk happily agreed to take out the pencils, pens and paper. She even helped take out some gum. She then found a patch filled with snow-puffs. She looked at them and memories of simpler times came back. Back when she thought life will get better because she escaped...yet she got trapped in that orphanage soon after. She looked at her heart shaped locket and sighed. If only she had a picture of the person who gave her that locket. But she knew she will never forget them...even if she tried...and she tried. The next encounter wasn't actually with a human, and it was with a cute dog in shinning armor..literaly. They jumped out after Frisk pet them and she played with them in the snow-puffs. She also noticed the tiny dog house. That was theirs 100%. The next puzzle had her shaking. But it was a must do. She walked on the bridge a bit... That's when she saw the brothers. After they both turned towards her she looked down and immediately looked up. Hooo boy that was a big pit. She couldn't see the bottom.
"HUMAN!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGE!! BEHOLD THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!!" Cannons, blades, fire, spikes all started coming towards the bridge. She didn't care about those...what she cared about was the little dog hanging by a rope that was about to break.
"WHEN I SAY THE WORD IT WILL FULLY ACTIVATE!! CANNONS WILL FIRE, SPIKES WILL SWING, BLADES WILL SLICE!! EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN!! ONLY THE TINNIEST CHANCE OF VICTORY WILL REMAIN!! ARE YOU READY?!" Frisk was however paying attention at the almost falling dog.
"BECAUSE! I! AM! ABOUT! TO!--" The rope snapped and Frisk didn't even wait a second as she rose up and dived after the dog. Sans and Papyrus eyes widened at the sight.
"TINY MONSTER!! SANS!! WHY DID THEY JUMP?!" Sans looked at the rope above them and noticed the missing dog.
"uhh..maybe because..that." Sans pointed at the broken rope and Papyrus eyes went sad.
"OH NO!! I HAVE INJURED THE DOG AND THE TINY MONSTER!! WE LOST THE MONSTER!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I SCREWED UP!!" Sans was starting to calculate if she could possibly lift the dog up.
"uhh...bro don't be sad...i am sure we can get the soul..somehow.." Damn it..neither knew how to get down there. Suddenly something shot up from the pit and they saw a small monster back on the bridge hugging the small dog licking her face. She was laughing. Oh thank god...
"TINY MONSTER!! OH THANK GOD YOU ARE OK!! I SHALL DISMISS THIS AWFUL TASTELESS PUZZLE!! MY TRAPS ARE PERFECTLY COOKE AND MY PUZZLES ARE FAIRLY MADE!!" Frisk looked at Papyrus and tilted her head. What..? OH! That puzzle. Meh that was pretty easy...The dog was in danger. That got her on high alert.
"PHEW...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? THIS WAS ANOTHER DECESIVE VICTORY FOR PAPYRUS!!" Frisk nodded and smiled.
"NYEH! HEH!....HEH???" And the tall brother left. The shorter one started talking.
"i don't know what my brother will do now. if i were you...i'd make sure i understand blue attacks." And so she found herself in Snowdin town. Such a cute name for a town in the snow. She went ahead and saved as her journey wasn't even near over yet.