Peggy’s F.R.I.E.N.D.S:
5:46Pm
“Angie Martinelli” created the groupchat “Peggy’s F.R.I.E.N.D.S”
“Angie Martellini” changed “Angie Martellini”’s name to “supremebeingandleader”
“Supremebeingandleader” added “Margret Carter”, “Jack Thompson” and “Daniel Sousa”
“Supremebeingandleader” changed “Margret Carter”’s name to “English Muffin”
Jack Thompson: Wtf is this gc
Supremebeingandleader: It’s a gc for our friendship group
Jack Thompson: No shit Sherlock
Jack Thompson: But why?
Supremebeingandleader: Bc I thought it’d be fun to make a group chat for us
Jack Thompson: well you were wrong
Supremebeingandleader: fuck you🖕
Jack Thompson: Ew no
Supremebeingandleader: GAyyy
Jack Thompson: Ik you are but what am I?
Supremebeingandleader: an asshole
Jack Thompson: says u
Jack Thompson: My contact name for u is Angie the ass
Supremebeingandleader: that's probably the most ass action your getting In your DMs
Jack Thompson: Just because Ur a horny hoe who can only think about sexting Peggy
Jack Thompson: Doesn’t mean its all the reset of us are thinking about
“Supremebeingandleader” changed “Jack Thompson”’s name to “Bitchy Little Hoe”
Supremebeingandleader: There, much better
Supremebeingandleader: Now it its a perfect description
“Bitchy little Hoe” changed “Supremebeingandleader”’s name to “Peggy’s little whore”
Bitchy little hoe: now urs is too
Peggy’s little whore: Am I supposed to be insulted by that?
Peggy’s little whore: Because Im not
Peggy’s little whore: Its just straight fax
Daniel Sousa: Straight gay fax
Peggy’s little whore: Damn Straight gay
Daniel Sousa: *Fistbumps*
Bitchy little hoe: Soooooouuuusssssaaaaaaaa
Daniel sousa:Yes?
Bitchy little hoe: Ur aliveeeeeeee!
Daniel sousa: yes, unfortunately. Because I have a mountain of work to catch up on.
Bitchy little hoe: Where tf have u been? U weren’t in any of our classes today
Bitchy little hoe: I’ve been texting and calling u all day
Bitchy little hoe: I though you fucking died or smth
Peggy’s Little Whore: Aww look at wittle Jackie getting all wowwied about his boyfwend
Bitchy little hoe: stfu ANd Go suck Peggy
Peggy’s little whore: Gladly
Daniel Sousa: Sorry, I only Just woke up and saw all of the messages and missed calls
Daniel Sousa: I was up all night vomiting because I fell and got a concussion Because crutch slipped in a puddle.
Peggy’s little whore: Oof that sucks ass
Bitchy Little Hoe: Thats Gay
Peggy’s Little Whore: Ur Gay
Bitch Little Hoe: So r U
Bitchy Little Hoe: Are u gonna be in tomorrow?
Daniel Sousa: probably not, Sorry
Daniel Sousa: I haven’t thrown up since this morning
Daniel Sousa: But I still have a huge headache and a massive lump on my head
Daniel Sousa: So I probably wont be back for a few days
Bitchy Little Hoe: WHAT
Bitchy Little Hoe: NOOO
Bitchy Little Hoe: You cant leave me alone with Mangie
Daniel Sousa: Mangie?
Bitchy Little hoe: Marge and Angie
Daniel Sousas: Be nice Jack
Daniel Sousa: Also I think Cartinelli would be a better name
Bitchy Little Hoe: yh but that one’s not an insult
Bitchy Little hoe: So mine is better
Peggy’s Little whore: well I prefer the Name Anggy
Daniel Sousa: Probably because you’re name comes first
Daniel Sousa: and it just looks Like a weird spelling of your name
Peggys little whore: *Shushes*
English Muffin: What on earth is all this?
PEggy’s little whore: Its a group chat
English Muffin: Yes I can see that.
English Muffin: But why?
Peggy’s little whore: why not
English Muffin: right….
English Muffin: Would anyone care to fill me in on what I’ve missed?
Daniel Sousa: nothing much, Just Angie and Jack being Angie and Jack
Daniel: Oh, and a brief discussion about what the best ship name for you and Angie is
English Muffin: I see
English Muffin: Well personally, I’m partial to the name Cartinelli Myself
Daniel Sousa: Same here
English Muffin: And speaking of names,who named me this?
Peggy’s little whore: I did
English Muffin: ?
Peggy’s little whore: Angie
English muffin: Oh, right
Bitchy little hoe: Couldn’t you tell by the name *Lenny face*
English Muffin: That’s the next thing on my list of things to address
English Muffin: After why on Earth I’ve been named English Muffin.
English Muffin: Angie darling would you care to explain?
Peggy’s little whore: Well It’s because, you're English
English Muffin: Yes I know that, but I also know that I am not a muffin.
Peggy’s little whore: u didn't let me finish
Peggy’s little whore: ur also soft and sweet
Peggy’s little whore: like a Muffin
Peggy’s little whore: So that makes you an English muffin
Peggy’s little whore: My English muffin
English Muffin: Alright...I suppose I’m fine with that with that
English muffin: But might I suggest that you change your name from what I can only Imagine was Jack’s doing, to something a little less salacious and demeaning.
Peggy’s little whore: Why?
Peggy’s little whore: I like it *Lenny Face*
Peggy’s little whore: plus if I change it then Jack wins
Peggy’s little whore: and U and me both know that I ain’t gonna let that happen English
English Muffin: If you insist
Peggy’s little whore: I do
English Muffin: Alright then
Peggy’s little whore: Also, What time are you coming over to my place?
English Muffin: Seven Pm, Why?
English Muffin: Is that still alright by you?
Peggy’s little whore: Yh, it's fine.
Peggy’s little whore: I was just asking because my mom's gonna make dinner and she wanted to know if you want to join us
English Muffin: That sounds lovely, please tell her I graciously accept.
Peggy’s little whore: Great, see ya then! <3
Bitchy little hoe: U guys do know that theres a thing called DM’s right?
Peggys Little whore: SHut up Jack
English Muffin: I second that motion
(Dan) Daniel Sousa + (Peggy) Margret Carter
7:03Pm
Peggy: Hello Daniel
Dan: Hi Peg
Peggy: Angie’s Just informed me that you’re under the weather due to injury
Peggy: So I wanted to express my sympathies and let you know that I hope you feel better soon
Dan: Thanks, Peg.
Peggy: Anytime
Peggy: While I have you here, I was also hoping to ask if you know whether or not you’ll be able to make the Criminology group presentation on Friday?
Dan: I’m not sure at the moment sorry Peg
Dan: I’ll try My best to make it but I’m not going to make any promises
Peggy: Alright. Let’s take the next 2 days to see how you feel, and if you're still feeling unwell on Thursday we will split your parts among us.
Dan: Sounds Good
Peggy: Good
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Dan: You good Carter?
Peggy: Yes, sorry. That jumbled mess of letters was Angie trying to grab my phone Because I refused to ask you a prying question that she requested I ask you.
Peggy: Needless to say, she was unsuccessful and you can be expecting to hear from her in what I Imagine will be a large volume of rapid back to back texts, once I return her phone to her.
Dan: I’ll be sure to mute my notifications, Thanks for the Spam warning
Dan: Also, why Do you have her phone?
Peggy: I have it because she was looking at memes of Lena and Kara from Supergirl’s obvious homoromantic and homosexual tension. Rather than doing her algebra homework, and so I had to step in.
Dan: Wow look at you, being a good girlfriend and an even better mom.
Peggy: Hush now Daniel, I expect better from you.
Dan: I know, Looks like JAck’s rubbing off on me
Peggy:I’ll be back in a moment, Angie’s trying to grab my phone again to send a rather inappropriate remark that she just shared with me regarding your last message.
Peggy: Of which you can most probably guess the general premise.
Dan: I can think of a few things
Peggy: Alright, I have to go now to help Angie with her Algebra work.
Dan: Alright, have a nice evening.
Peggy: You too.