Do You Wanna Ride?/Be More Chill 2
Nathaniel: Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept.
Myléne:
SO, DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
Nathaniel/Marc: Yes.
Adrien: Yes! But...I'm supposed to meet my friend, Michael.
Mylène becomes disappointed and turns away
Myléne: Oh...
Nathaniel: Adrien, if this is going to work, you need to do as we instruct.
Nathaniel holds up his hand, and Adrien suddenly places his hand on Mylène shoulder
Myléne: Adrien...
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE? WANNA GO FAR?
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET INSIDE MY MOTHER'S CAR?
DRIVE IT ON HOME, DON'T YA SAY NO, JERRY, CAN YOU BE COERCED? UH, HUH
BE HOME IN A SNATCH, ONLY ONE CATCH, WE GOTTA STOP FOR FROZEN YOGURT FIRST
Myléne/Aurore:
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE? WANNA GO FAR?
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET INSIDE MY/HER MOTHER'S CAR?
DRIVE IT ON HOME, DON'T YA SAY NO, JERRY, CAN YOU BE COERCED? UH, HUH
BE HOME IN A SNATCH, ONLY ONE CATCH, WE GOTTA STOP FOR FROZEN YOGURT FIRST
Myléne:
PIIIIIINKBERRYYYYYY
Myléne, Aurore, Marc, and Nathaniel give him expectant looks
Adrien: I... Next time. I promise.
Aurore: Whatever.
Aurore starts to go. Myléne hangs back
Myléne: My boyfriend cheated on me too. Ex-boyfriend. So...I know how you feel.
Aurore: Brooke! Come on!
Myléne: Later.
The girls leave. Adrien is in awe
Adrien: Did you see— That was awesome! I have to find Michael—
Marc: Oh, Michael has left the mall.
Adrien: How do you know?
Marc: We can access the mall security cameras.
Adrien: So how am I supposed to get home?!
Nathaniel shakes his head in disappointment
Nathaniel: I told you accepting a ride was imperative. If this is going to work, you can't just listen! You have to obey! Now repeat after me.
OH, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS SO TERRIBLE
Adrien:
EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS JUST TERRIBLE
Nathaniel: Good!
WHOA, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME WANNA DIE
Adrien:
EVERYTHING ABOUT ME MAKES ME WANNA DIE...
Nathaniel: Now you've got it!
BUT JEREMY
SOON YOU'LL SEE
THAT IF YOU LISTEN TO ME
LISTEN TO ME
The shoppers walk around Adrien
Marc:
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS GOING TO BE WONDERFUL!
Shoppers:
WE LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!
Marc:
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS GOING TO BE SO ALIVE!
Shoppers:
WE COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU
The female shoppers crowd around Adrien and hold onto him
Marc:
YOU WON'T FEEL LEFT OUT OR UNSURE
Nathaniel:
YOU WON'T BE UGLY ANYMORE
Nathaniel/Marc/Shoppers:
BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS GOING TO BE
COOL
AND POWERFUL
AND POPULAR
INCREDIBLE
Nathaniel/Marc:
AND YOU WI-I-I-I-I-I-I-ILL!
Adrien:
BE MORE CHILL!
Adrien’s voice cracked a little as he said that, making Nathaniel and Marc roll their eyes
Nathaniel: Be More Chill...
All:
BE MORE CHILL
BE MORE CHILL
BE MORE CHILL
BE MORE CHILL
When the song ends, the lights dim then brighten to show the bedroom at the beginning of the show. It’s just Adrien, Nathaniel, and Marc
Adrien: half-asleep, singing
BE MORE CHILL
I'M GONNA...BE SUPER CHILL…
Marc tucks Adrien into bed. It's very father/son after the ballgame
Nathaniel: Sleep well, slugger. You have a big day tomorrow.
The spotlights that shine on Nathaniel and Marc dim. The audience claps