Hogwarts Gossip
theboywholived as created a group chat
theboywholived added: @foodlover, @books4life, @originalredhead, @quidditch4life, @Left Twix, @Right Twix, @redbell, @chaser_7, @Spinny, @dragonlover, @Loonie, @Dray, @Zuchinni, @Panson, @nevillelovesplants, @Deadric, @nightmare, @dreamcatcher, @oldestchild.
theboywholived has changed the group chat’s name to: Students Who Hate Umbridge
Dray:
Bold claim, Potter.
Very bold.
theboywholived:
Why must Umbridge be so annoying?
I don’t like her.
books4life:
No one likes her, let’s be fair.
She has just tortured Rowan with those illegal quills.
dreamcatcher:
And I got detention from Umbridge after I punched Crabbe for mocking him when he returned from her torture.
nightmare:
I told you I was fine!
I'll just be going to the Hospital Wing later.
dreamcatcher:
You weren’t! Heard you sobbing in there!
After she engraved your back with, "Half-Blood"!
nightmare:
I -
Good point.
foodlover replied to dreamcatcher:
No one likes detentions with Umbridge
Good luck mate
Wish Oliver was here. He’d go straight to beating her up.
quidditch4life:
Wish I was there?
I would have only been there to continue quidditch.
How is that anyway?
I heard Angie has become the Captain.
theboywholived:
She is, but Umbridge has my broom and the twins’ brooms locked up.
So technically Gryffindor can’t play without a seeker or beaters.
And she’s letting Slytherin win every Quidditch Game :(
quidditch4life:
SHE DID WHAT!?
OH I’M DEFINITELY STORMING INTO HOGWARTS.
WHERES PERCY?
I NEED HIM SO HE AN’ I CAN BREAK INTO HOGWARTS
ALSO HIS PERMISSION
chaser_7:
Oliver’s gone mad. . .
Oh yeah
Harry - why didn’t you add Percy?
theboywholived:
You think I have his number?
He and I barely talked when he and Oliver was still at school
quidditch4life:
I’ll just add him
originalredhead:
You have my permission.
foodlover:
And mine
dragonlover:
And mine!
Also thanks for inviting me to this GC, Harry!
I still need more gossip :)
theboywholived:
Ur welcome Charlie
Even though I only met you once
Then got detention later with Hermione
quidditch4life has added: prefectpercy
Quidditch4life has changed prefectpercy’s name to booknerdweasley
booknerdweasley:
Are you serious, Ollie?
“Booknerd”?
quidditch4life:
Had to, Perce.
- You are no longer a prefect.
- We’re no longer at Hogwarts.
This is the most suitable name I can think of anyway.
booknerdweasley:
Fuck you
Anyways, why add me?
theboywholived:
Oliver wants to break into Hogwarts to punch Dolores Umbridge
Left Twix:
Or as the Professors call her:
Right Twix:
Jabba The Hut >:)
books4life:
Damn
They actually nicknamed her?
Right Twix:
All of the Professors have nicknames
Thanks to us, and Dumbledore.
He agreed.
Left Twix:
He’s one hell of a sassy professor
theboywholived:
She deserved that name 🤣
Just what she needed
So - if she has one, do the rest of the professors have nicknames?
Left Twix:
You’d be surprised, Harry.
We gave the current professors the best nicknames:
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Dray:
Why is Professor Snape named, “SevvyBayee”?
Right Twix:
Professor Dumbledore named him that :3
He is one of the reasons why all the staff members have nicknames
books4life:
I actually like Professor Sprout’s name.
Very fitting.
theboywholived:
Shouty Sprouty?
Dumbledore’s naming is actually amazing.
foodlover:
What happened to Rowan and Arlan?
dreamcatcher:
Just got out of detention
With fucking Umbridge -
Right Twix:
We don’t call her by that anymore
Check
dreamcatcher back reads.
dreamcatcher:
Jabba the Hut?
HA!
Serves her right.
booknerdweasley replied theboywholived:
OLLIE’S GOING TO DO WHAT?!
theboywholived:
Yeah, Oliver wants to punch Jabba in the face
Also when are you allowed to call him “Ollie”?
booknerdweasley:
- Oliver, if you want to punch Dolores in the face then you’ll have to arrange a visit by doing so with the Headmaster –
- That is none of your business, Potter.
And continuing from 1, Oliver you have my permission to do so. She’s a pain in the ass even in the Ministry.
quidditch4life:
WOOO!
THANK YOU BABE!
Shit –
quidditch4life edited the message to “THANK YOU PERCY”
Left Twix:
Damn he’s fast
I wanted to know what he had said before “Thank you percy”
quidditch4life:
It’s none of your business!
booknerdweasley:
Out Fred. >:(
Right Twix:
Percy uses emoticons?!
Left Twix:
Who would’ve thought?! :0
theboywholived:
So you’ve agreed to let Oliver punch Jabba?
booknerdweasley:
Yes.
I’m also going to add Penelope in this group chat.
She has to know what the hell is going on in Hogwarts after graduating.
booknerdweasley has added penelopewhy?
penelopewhy?:
Hello everyone.
I see Percy’s email has changed from, “prefectpercy” to “booknerdweasley”.
Very fitting :)
booknerdweasley:
I have added you to the group chat where we can all hear about Hogwarts after we graduate.
And don’t make fun of my user.
Oliver changed it.
penelopewhy?:
Oooooh.
Gossip!
From Hogwarts! :D
penelopewhy? has back-read everything.
penelopewhy?:
Damnnnnn.
Umbridge got burned.
Also, Rowan, are you alright?
nightmare:
I should be fine
Arlan’s with me currently.
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Left Twix:
Awwww.
Right Twix:
How sweet.
theboywholived:
They were a match made in heaven :,)
Beautiful.
dreamcatcher:
. . . . Fuck you
Anways
Mondays are the worst. . . . .!
foodlover:
Tell me about it
I think Hermione might be the only one who likes Mondays.
books4life:
Don’t worry, Ronald - I don’t like Mondays either.
theboywholived:
I thought you loved Mondays????
What happened to that????????
books4life:
It doesn’t matter honestly.
nevillelovesplants:
What doesn’t matter?
@everyone:
Neville!
Time:
7:30 PM
theboywholived:
If I see her face or hear her voice, I will hex her into oblivion
originalredhead:
Harry, what did you do?
theboywholived:
Nothing :)
She’s just annoying
books4life:
It’s bad when you know Harry’s got detention with Jabba.
originalredhead:
Oh, shit.
booknerdweasley:
Language, Ginny.
originalredhead:
You said “fuck” before at home.
booknerdweasley:
Hpmh.
theboywholived:
Found these two sleeping in each other's arms :D
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foodlover:
I thought there was no cuddling in bed –
theboywholived:
Rules were meant to be broken
foodlover:
Okay
books4life:
Wait Harry – how are you back in the boy’s dormitories if you have detention?
theboywholived:
Detention with Jabba is at 9
So like
No sleep for me :(
dreamcatcher is online
dreamcatcher:
Will would kill you –
Shit
dreamcatcher has deleted a message
dreamcatcher:
You saw nothing.
theboywholived:
Okay?
You and Oliver are quick to delete and edit your messages
dreamcatcher:
I have developed that ability
You won’t catch me spilling the tea.
theboywholived:
Fine
How’s dinner?
books4life:
wdym how’s dinner?
You were there
You don’t have detention until 9 – that’s what you said.
theboywholived:
Argh
You got me
It was boring to say the least
books4life:
Figured as much
theboywholived:
fuck
dreamcatcher:
LAMO