Suki and Toph
“I passed by some guy today and almost kicked him in the nuts,” Toph starts.
She wasn’t one to do introductions.
She just got right to it.
“Anywho, this is my girlfriend, Suki. She’s on that makeup channel with Katara and whatever,” Toph says waving it off.
“Fans and Water Whip, Toph,” Suki reminds.
Toph just rolls her eyes. “Anywho, this guy said blind girls couldn’t fight when I was talking to Suki.”
Suki cuts in. “I almost punched him but I didn’t want my nail to break on this useless fuck face. So instead, I kicked his shins.”
Zuko walks in at that exact moment, screaming with Aang cackling behind him.
They run out the other door but Zuko doubles back when he loses Aang.
“I’ll grab my razor scooter to hit him in the inner ankle, just give me the address,” Zuko threatens.
Before he can continue, he shrieks as Aang tackles him.
“Suck my sock!” Aang cheers.
Zuko flips Aang off of him and tears out the door.
Zuko slips and slams into Katara but gets back on his feet and is running in place for a moment as his socks kept slipping.
But as soon as Aang gets up, Zuko is rushing down the hall.
Suki watches with amusement written all over her face.
“That was 5 minutes I’m very happy I couldn’t see,” Toph mutters.
Suki snorts. “You don’t know the funniest part. Zuko and Aang were riding Zuko’s hot pink razor scooter with balloons, rainbows, and streamers all over it. Zuko was steering with a unicorn helmet with a pride flag for a horn while Aang threw glitter everywhere in the pan flag colors and had on a dinosaur helmet. Sokka was crying and saying it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.”
Toph looks scandalized.
“Jesus, and I thought my shit was weird,” Toph mutters.
Suki scoffs. “Honey, that isn’t even the worst thing they’ve done.”
Both women shudder.
“What were we talking about?” Toph asks.
Aang rushes by but yells, “Shins, kicking, blind, and fighting!”
“Aang, you fucking bitch, you have ratted your last tatouille!” Zuko screeches.
“What the hell?” Suki asks.
Jet shrugs as he’s walking by the door. “They watched Ratatouille and Aang said Remi didn’t look like that great of a cook.”
Toph slams her hands on the table.
Zuko had cooked most of the dishes shown in Ratatouille just so Toph could understand the movie’s context and why Remi was a good cook.
She held the movie close to her heart for that reason.
She also started eating only Zuko’s cooking after that.
“He better take that back! Aang, I’m coming for you!” Toph yells, grabbing her white cane and running after Aang.
Suki looks back at the camera. “Toph seems occupied. Oh well. Bye guys.”
She stops the video.
Jet snickers. “That’s gonna blow up.”
Suki snorts. “You’re telling me.”