Spill the tea
Fam groupchat
Hockey stick: oh my god
Hockey stick: guys guess what happened
Bitch with a bat: spill the tea 🍵
Rin stan: i heard there was tea to be spilled and i came as fast as i could
Megamind: You’ve been on your phone for the past 2 hours.
Rin stan: LIES
Hockey stick: so basically I was working my shift at target
Hockey stick: and my weekend shift is really early so it was like 6am and there’s nearly nobody
Hockey stick: this little girl walks in
Bitch with a bat: alone?
Hockey stick: COMPLETELY alone
Rin stan: no parents?
Hockey stick: no parents
Hockey stick: And she’s walking through the aisles and just looking around
Hockey stick: so me and my coworker, Brian are immediately concerned
Bitch with a bat: holup, Brian westhill from school?
Hockey stick: yeah him!
Bitch with a bat: that’s cool, we’re project partners in algebra
Megamind: Continue the story Casey
Hockey stick: wait you were listening?
Megamind: Yes, I’m actually invested in this
Hockey stick: so me and brian approach the girl
Hockey stick: and we ask her “what are you doing here?” “where’s your parents?” “How old are you?” and blah blah blah
Hockey stick: she’s completely silent
Hockey stick: she looks up
Hockey stick: and says something that absolutely shocked me
Bitch with a bat: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Rin stan: TELL USSSS
Hockey stick: she looks me dead in the eye and goes:
Hockey stick: 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no?✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
Bitch with a bat: NOOOSIDISKSJJSKW
Rin stan: CASEY STOPJDJDJFV
Megamind: I hate you.
Hockey stick: IM SORRY IT WAS PERFECT
Bitch with a bat: we are no longer friends CASSANDRA
Rin stan: NOT THE FULL NAME-
Hockey stick: that doesn’t change the fact that I beat you in the 7th grade spelling bee O’NEIL
Megamind: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-
Bitch with a bat: at least I’m not dating the enemy smh my head
Megamind: Don’t say “smh my head” it means “shaking my head my head” and that makes no fucking sense at all.
Bitch with a bat: don’t ruin my moment DONNATELLO
Hockey stick: why does every convo we have end up w you shitting on Kendra
Bitch with a bat: because i hate her
Bitch with a bat: so n e ways
Bitch with a bat: your dating an irl version of Draco Malfoy
Hockey stick: ew
Bitch with a bat: *Draco Malfoy with boobs
Hockey stick: better
Cool username: what did i missssss
Rin stan: eyyyy mikey
Rin stan: scroll up
Cool username: ....
Cool username: I don’t get it
Bitch with a bat: it’s the opening them to an anime called “Yarichin”
Cool username: cool!
Cool username: Brb im gonna go watch it
Dwayne Johnson: NO
Rin stan: when did you get here?
Dwayne Johnson: I felt my big brother senses tingle
Bitch with a bat: damn ok