1am text shenanigans

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Fam groupchat

 

Rin stan: y’all that game of among us was lit

 

Megamind: No it wasn’t.

 

cool username: wydm donnie? the game went fine

 

Megamind: YOU BOTH WERE THE TWO IMPOSTERS NO IT DIDNT

 

Megamind: I TRUSTED YOU TO ACCOMPANY ME TO ELECTRICAL MIKEY AND THEN YOU KILL ME???

 

cool username: sorry donnie,but it had to be done

 

Rin stan: you trusted mikey but not me?

 

Megamind: I barely ever trust you and when I don’t I usually have good reason to.

 

Rin stan: understandable

 

Hockey stick: oh were y’all playing among us?

 

bitch with a bat: yeah i called you a few times to invite you and you didn’t answer

 

Hockey stick: sorry,i was hanging out w kendra

 

bitch with a bat: suddenly i have decided im homophobic

 

Hockey stick:KSKAKSUEJF APRIL NO

 

bitch with a bat: IM SORRY I STILL HATE KENDRA

 

bitch with a bat: *strangling hacker lesbian*

 

Rin stan: you really hate her huh

 

bitch with a bat: we’ve been in the same class since kindergarten and she has always been the worst

 

bitch with a bat: like some sort of hacker regina george

 

Rin stan: REGINA GEORGETSYSHHS

 

Megamind: i just woke up to this

 

cool username: what the duck happened here

 

cool username: *duck

 

cool username: *duck

 

cool username: wtf it won’t let me type duck

 

cool username: NOT DUCK I MEAN DUCK

 

cool username: WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

bitch with a bat: KDHWIDHAJDHD

 

Rin stan: IS HE TRYING TO TYPE “FUCK”??

 

Megamind: Oh yeah he can’t.

 

Megamind: I installed a software so that any swear word(including in different languages) will change to a kid friendly replacement.

 

cool username: WHY

 

Megamind: Because your a child.

 

cool username: YOUR ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN ME

 

cool username: LET ME TYPE DUCK

 

cool username: I MEAN THE F WORD

 

bitch with a bat: i second that

 

Rin stan: #letmikeytypefuck2020

 

Dwayne Johnson: But he’s so small,so innocent,don’t let him type fuck

 

Megamind: See? Raph gets it.

 

cool username: LET ME TYPE THE F WORD PLEASSSEE

 

Megamind: No.

 

Rin stan: OH MY GODFJDJDHD

 

Dwayne Johnson: MIKEY

 

bitch with a bat: what happened?

 

Rin stan: MIKEY JUST SCREAMED “FUCK” AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGSUSJSHSE

 

bitch with a bat: DJSIEHDJ OH MY GOD MIKEYYY

 

cool username: IF I CANT TYPE IT I WILL SAY IT

 

Dad bod: I just heard orange scream “fuck” what happened?

 

bitch with a bat: scroll up

 

Dad bod: ....

 

Dad bod: what the fuck

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