Whats the Tale Nightengale
Monday
The Danger Zon: You know, with me having a boyfriend and you being aro ace, our bloodline dies with us
zip-zap-zol: that’s one way of thinking about it
zip-zap-zol: with duen too huh
The Danger Zon: Oh yeah, him too
zip-zap-zol: poor nong daoheni
zip-zap-zol: she’s our families only hope
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Front Desk 3
lmao it’s Pao: win, where are you? your English is best!
When I Win I Grin: give me a sec these customers somehow got lost following no i dont know how either
Pharm Means No Harm: Pun came over and helped, I didn’t know he knew English!
When I Win I Grin: one time i heard him speak spanish or french or something with a customer i think he knows a bunch of languages he sounded fluent too
lmao it’s Pao: oh yeah, he knows a lot of them, he just doesn’t let on about it
Pharm Means No Harm: That’s so cool!
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Ai’Sai: hey i have a friend that sounds halfway interested in the internship, his name is Sarawat, any advice for him?
Tutor the Computer: Honestly, if he isn’t interested in being in the hotel industry, I wouldn’t advise it. It’s good for resume building, but not much else. This is the quiet guitar guy, if I remember correctly? There’s a lot of dealing with idiots.
Ai’Sai: yeah, i’ll tell him then. he wouldn’t deal well with idiots (other than his boyfriend, but i said nothing)
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Zol on Patrol: hi p’oam said i could contact you if i had questions
High-Tech Mek: yup!
Zol on Patrol: what’s the difference between demi and ace?
Zol on Patrol: cause that keeps coming up when i look it up
High-Tech Mek: demi means you need deep emotional bonds to have feelings, whether romantic or sexual, while ace is no attraction at all
Zol on Patrol: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Zol on Patrol: thanks!
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The Mixed Kid Strugglebus
Yes autocorrect my name is Marwin: is our english that much better or does everyone just think it is cause were mixed
One in a MILlion: it’s more like: confused in two languages
Ram the Lamb: Don’t you guys all speak Thai at home too? I’m the only one who speaks English at home (I thought) and that’s because my mom speaks Russian and English, not Thai and English.
One in a MILlion: that’s still hilarious to me that your mom has the russian accent, you have the australian accent from living there as a kid, and somehow your brother picked up an american accent from me cause i was over so much when you guys moved here
PHArmacy: I speak Thai at home, yes, I don’t think people expect my English to be better simply because I’m mixed. They do like my British accent though
Yes autocorrect my name is Marwin: well getting a little sick of being the one the other two interns call when an international customer comes plus pun speaks like all the languages but no hes on housekeeping duty so its up to me send help
PHArmacy: *sends you luck in two languages*
Tuesday (5)
It’s Raining Zen, Hallelujah: how you feeling? everyone is back home right?
Zen’s Faen: Yup, Mae drove us all home today. Mom is bored out of her mind with her leg in the splint. But we’re doing okay. The neighbors are helping us.
It’s Raining Zen, Hallelujah: been taking the pain meds?
Zen’s Faen: No, the pain isn’t bad enough for them, and these are the strong ones. I’ll take paracetamol if the pain gets too bad.
It’s Raining Zen, Hallelujah: i wish i could be there for you
Zen’s Faen: Just do your best at the job and that’s enough for me!
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Lean Clean Dean: You’re past the halfway mark, how’s everything going, my love?
Pharmesan Photatoes: The front desk is really teaching me a lot about how to do reservations and stuff!
Lean Clean Dean: That’s good, so you’re learning a lot?
Pharmesan Photatoes: I am, and I’m also practicing my English! Pun knows a lot of languages, though, he’s spoken Korean, Japanese, Spanish, and German so far!
Lean Clean Dean: That’s a lot of languages. But my favorite language will always be the one you use with me
Pharmesan Photatoes: P’Dean!!!
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Housekeeping 3
Don’t Run From Pun: what is it about this month that every customer was like “i want stuffed animals in the room” LMAO
Tutor the Tudor: It wasn’t Pao’s social media influence?
Clear as a Del: No, that changes as he switches groups, it must be a promotion or something
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Fight Me: hows cleanin?
Tor the Tutor: This is the least stressful job at the hotel since there are no customers
Fight Me: r u gonna get a new job after ur done w/ the internship?
Tor the Tutor: Not sure yet, not going to worry about it right now
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We Were Stars of the Hotel Kind
Formerly Wan: You guys were out-gayed by this group
Don’t Phoeey, it’s Toey: no offense valen but that’s your fault lmaoooooo
Nook with a Book: And mine, I guess
Many a Neung Day: once again, valen showing us his gaydar is better than akk’s, who is bi himself…
Akk Attack: at this point there is nothing i can say to defend myself, is there
OK: From Neung? Nope.
ring-a-ling-Ying: hey how many of you suspected i was a lesbian, huh?
Pin the Kin: akk i have your back!
Leave a message at the Tone: ying i was going through a lot, so my gaydar only picked up on akk, and neung and kay, didn’t even notice kin and pong
Ping Pong: wasn’t surprised in the slightest ying
Wednesday
Kitchen 3
Axolotl Zol: what the heck is with chef man
Tops Chops: It’s my fault
Zen in a Glen: you fed a cat and got 4 points taken away...seems harsh
Lemon Custard: is that why he’s upset??
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Pao Wow: phi, pun wants to know why everyone seems to want stuffed animals this month, we didn’t see anything about it on social media
Not Tom Riddle: just a annual thing
Pao Wow: ah makes sense
Not Tom Riddle: why didn’t he ask me tho?
Pao Wow: whoops there’s pun gotta go
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Win in the Sea: dude tell your boyfriend we saw another clone of his in the cafe pun nearly had a heart attack not joking
Ram Chops: What?
Win in the Sea: you know how your boyfriend looks exactly like one of the guys im working with well another guy came into our cafe and yeah he looked exactly like him and your boyfriend but he had really heavy bangs
Ram Chops: Okay then
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Anything Goes
Chaos-Master-Junior: AI’ZEN WHY HAVEN’T YOU MENTIONED THAT I WENT TO YOUR HOTEL
ZenTen: you never brought it up
Chaos-Master-Natee: WAIT WHAT’S THE HOTEL LIKE
Chaos-Master-Junior: FANCIER THAN MY SISTERS APARTMENT
SyFyZon: Zen I’m so sorry Junior came to your workplace
soccer&japan: with his sister? How chaotic was it??
ZenTen: not as bad as it could have been tbh
Chaos-Master-Junior: I AM ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL
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Chefs and their Freelance Faens
Every Kiss Begins With Kay: So how’s the internship going? Also, I figured it was time for a group chat with you guys updating us so much about each other
Win Tin Tin: i’m ready for it to be over tbh god customers are annoying give me screaming fans any day
New Neung: as opposed to a screaming faen?
Crops Tops: Kay, no offense, are you sure this was a good idea?
Every Kiss Begins With Kay: no? But lowkey tempted to make your nickname something else
Win Tin Tin: wait is kay dirty minded
New Neung: like you wouldn’t believe
Crops Tops: Going to be honest, this wasn’t the energy I was expecting at all
Thursday
Hotel *Stars*
Pow-Pow-Pao: it’s been a week since you came out, zol, how you feeling?
zig-zag-zol: so much better actually
Farmer in the Del: Living your truth *is* very freeing
When Life Gives You Lemons...: i still can’t believe you dated alex honestly
Pharmesan Cheese: At least he was nice after you came out, some people wouldn’t take it well
I’m the WINner: got that right jesus i came out as bi and people acted like i was insane or something
I’m PUNny: gender is a social construct LMAO
MuffinTops: ^^^
Zen Garden: ^^^
My Name is Tutor, Not Tor: ^^^
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Suthee Not Sutures: i heard uncle jimmy is gonna come to the hotel with a whole posse it sounds like
Valen is not a Valet: He came this morning with his friend P’Boston and I think some of the workers from P’Boston’s hotel
Suthee Not Sutures: I just like that we have twin uncles where one is straight and one is gay cause that’s us, little bro
Valen is not a Valet: There is definitely a gay couple in there, I think their names are P’Bay and P’Mok? P’Bay is getting along real well with the baristas
Suthee Not Sutures: cute cute cute
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Brothers are a Bother
Don of the Dawn: your story is all done i saw
Deanpool: I still can’t believe you read it
Don of the Dawn: some of us are incredibly single and also want to support their sister
Swimming with Delphins: The question is did you read the other stuff she had written before she deleted it
Don of the Dawn: no that stuff was scary. Your story was cute fluff, but that other stuff…
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All i do is win, Win, WIN: hey a customer mentioned you im pretty sure he said his cousin neung did the internship last year
nong-neung: oh yeah, my cousin mok mentioned he was going to visit his friend’s twin’s brother’s hotel or something like that, didn’t realize he meant love paradise hotel
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Apartment shenanigans
Leg: hey pun, aren’t you over halfway done?
Pun the Alien: yes LMAO
oooommmm: you’ll be coming back then?
Pun the Alien: why wouldn’t i LMAO
Nott-y: He has me, hello
Leg: the visit porpla made didn’t scare you away?
Pun the Alien: it made me realize i really want to be back ROFL
Friday
Girl Power
Zol’s Getting Swole: guys i’m stuck
Zol’s Getting Swole: i think i have writers block
Zol’s Getting Swole: what do i do
And Now Manaow: oh no that’s terrible!
101 Delmatiations: Zol, we still have like 2 more months of this internship, maybe focus on that? You’ll be writing again before you know it
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Love is a PUN: the pipes in our room broke, it was worse than when the washing machines broke in the apartment ROFL
Love is a kNOTT: Do you need me to come over to fix them?
Love is a PUN: no cause the hotel already called someone LMAO
Love is a PUN: but pao’s phone got ruined in the flood so maybe you could fix that cause he won’t shut up about his socials LMAO
Love is a kNOTT: I already have so many phones to fix! Did you guys have to move rooms?
Love is a PUN: we’re in win’s and tops’ room for now, the hotel is packed LMAO
Love is a kNOTT: Do you know when you’ll be back in your room?
Love is a PUN: they said within two days most likely ROFL
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Baristas+Oam GC
Golf of Clubs: hey Tom your boyfriend looks good soaking wet, come back from your break if you want to see
Oam the Poem: You could hear the pipes break from the kitchen, it was bizarre
Tom Cat: HE’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND SHUT UP OR I’M TELLING CHEF MAN THAT YOU SAID AN INTERN WAS HOT
Bloom with Phume: Like Chef Man is gonna leave Golf for Pao
Tom Cat: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Golf of Clubs: don’t worry your pretty little brain over it, just get over here
Bloom with Phume: i think he wants sympathy, his phone got waterlogged
Oam the Poem: Were both of them in the room when the pipes broke?
Bloom with Phume: judging by their soaking wet clothes, yes.
Golf of Clubs: i’m pretty sure they were both off today
Tom Cat: HOLY COW FODSFKEWPORFEDP
Golf of Clubs: told you
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Roomies
Tutor the tutor: Did you guys pass Pao and Pun’s room? Whole hallway is wet but their room is really bad
Zen in the den: we heard the pipes break from the kitchen cause there are so many pipes in there, and plus our rooms are close to it
Pharmesan on Toast: P’Tuck and P’Mod were talking with Khun Krit when I went on break, sounds like they’re gonna be in Win and Tops’ room for now!
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Spinning Tops: Kay, you do or do not know a Pao?
A-O-Kay: A Pao? Not that I know of, why?
Spinning Tops: Oh, he’s a cook too. He’s in our room right now with his friend Pun, since the pipes in their room broke
A-O-Kay: Did they get points taken off?
Spinning Tops: No, since they said they weren’t using them when they broke. The plumber that came said the pipes were just weak and fixed them, but they’re in here for a few days as their room dries out
A-O-Kay: No room anywhere else, I’m guessing. How’s Win taking it?
Spinning Tops: He’s sulky, but he’ll live
Saturday
Sompai and the Business Bros
I’m on the Team that Wins: heard that some pipes broke at your hotel valen dad says that means he needs to check on ours
Valen the Valient: Yeah, they did, fortunately it was in two of the interns’ room, not a guest
Sompai Wants Some Pie: “fortunately”
Lookin for a Fight: my dad said the same thing that hed hve 2 check the pipes 4 all the hotels
Arm isn’t in the Army: sounds like something that would happen at my apartment
Toey Kabloey: you guys are having an exciting internship, you gotta admit
Dean is not mean: Pharm said that he was glad it wasn’t his room since there are three of them sharing a room
King Kongpob: I’ve had to deal with pipes breaking, it’s not fun
Ming the Ning: i would use that as an excuse to cuddle my faen
Yo Yo Yo: we know you would ming
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3 Best Friends
Lemon Lipstick: ai’team you should have done this internship with us
On the Winning Team: i have swim practice!
Pharmesan Chicken: Don’t worry Team, she just misses you
On the Winning Team: manaow is capable of missing me?
Lemon Lipstick: so mean to me!
On the Winning Team: hey i miss you guys too, especially pharm’s food
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Tor, the Tutor: How’s it going, Hwa? Sorry it’s been a while
Hwat? It’s Hwahwa:i bet youve been working hard tho
Tor, the Tutor: It’s been a learning experience, that’s for sure
Hwat? It’s Hwahwa: dont work too hard, ok? You deserve to relax too
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Lucky Win: tell mom i never want to work in the business and no one can say i didnt try not even you mark
Mark in the Dark: tell her herself, you can call
Lucky Win: i have to deal with talking to customers not in the mood to call cant you just do what i asked like a nice younger brother
Mark in the Dark: just call
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Pharm and his Phi’s
Sin-cos-tan: N’Pharm, remember, Sorn’s restaurant is always open for you and your friends!
Sorn hates corn: Yeah, N’Pharm, I’ve only seen the one!
Pharm Charm: My next day off I’ll bring my friends!
Dean in Jeans: And me?
Pharm Charm: P’Dean!
Sin-cos-tan: Like you aren’t over all the time anyways, Dean
Sorn hates corn: Hey, we’ve been friends a long time
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Baristas Only
Tom not jerry: OAM TOLD ME YOU GUYS HAVE A BET WTF
out Golfing: Phume!
No Gloom with Phume: i said nothing! I bet you told Chef Man tho!
out Golfing: ….frick
Tom not jerry: I WANT 30% OF THE WINNERS WINNINGS