The Telephone Hour
Tuesday
Hotel *Stars*
Pow-Pow-Pao: here’s the groupchat for all of us!
zig-zag-zol: wow, this is nice! Thanks!
When Life Gives You Lemons...: it was my idea!
I’m the WINner: if you spam, i’m muting and i don’t care what i miss
I’m PUNny: It really can’t be more insane than what happens in my apartment, LMAO ROFL
MuffinTops: I’ll keep him informed, thanks for making this
Zen Garden: yeah, thanks
Farmer in the Del: We should probably also make duty group chats so this one doesn’t get too insane
My Name is Tutor, Not Tor: What Del said.
Pharmesan Cheese: Thanks for adding me, Manaow!
#####
Spinning Tops: Was Neung dramatic during his housekeeping duties?
A-O-Kay: Well, Toey never helped him, so it was justifiable. Why?
Spinning Tops: Win is complaining. Not sure why I’m surprised, he always complains when we have to clean our apartment.
#####
Zen’s Faen: How is the work going?
It’s Raining Zen, Hallelujah: ok, win helps but he’s not great at cleaning
Zen’s Faen: Sorry to hear that. Su Su Na, my Zen!
#####
zip-zap-zol: guess what big bro
The Danger Zon: ...do I want to know
zip-zap-zol: of course you do
zip-zap-zol: i started a new story
zip-zap-zol: this time it’s girl love
zip-zap-zol: not y fiction
The Danger Zon: ...cool? Leave me out of all your stories, I don’t care what they are
zip-zap-zol: p’duen doesn’t mind when i write the y fictions tho
The Danger Zon: Do I look like Duen??
zip-zap-zol: a little yeah when you guys make shocked expressions
zip-zap-zol: we’re cousins so it makes sense
The Danger Zon: ...why do I bother...
#####
Brothers are a bother
Swimming with Delphins: Guess I’m going to be in a girl love story
Deanpool: What does that mean?
Swimming with Delphins: The other girl here that isn’t my girlfriend writes Y fiction but I convinced her to write a girl love story because she was creeping out the other boys
Deanpool: Okay
Don of the Dawn: wow that sounds cool del! Is this the price for being straight? No stories written about me?
Swimming with Delphins: Yes, shut up
#####
Hwat? It’s Hwahwa: i should have joined you at the internship, my mom is making me do boring business things
Tor, the Tutor: I don’t think you would like dealing with customers, and you hate cleaning, remember?
Hwat? It’s Hwahwa: oh yeah
Wednesday
Love is a PUN: how’s the apartment holding together without me LMAO?
Love is a kNOTT: The brothers keep coming in here, asking when you’ll be back. I told them four months but they keep coming in again and again. If they touch my stuff, I swear…
Love is a PUN: tell them if they stop messing around, i won’t lose anymore points and the more they mess up, the more their energy makes me mess up LMAO
Love is a kNOTT: You lost points?
Love is a PUN: Yeah, 3 for taking too long to get something out of the back room ROFL
Love is a kNOTT: You know, sometimes I forget but then I remember with little things like this
#####
3 Best Friends
Pharmesan Chicken: Manaow, why does Pao have winged eyeliner?
Lemon Lipstick: because SOME people let me put makeup on them--which reminds me, TEAM IS IT TRUE YOU LIKE MAKEUP?????
On the Winning Team: ...who’s asking?
Lemon Lipstick: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the Winning Team: maybe?
Lemon Lipstick: ai’team, the second i get a chance, you are going to be my model so i hope you’re ready!!
On the Winning Team: pharm did you tell her???
Pharmesan Chicken: No, Del did.
On the Winning Team: ...dangit
#####
Apartment shenanigans
Leg: hey pun, your boyfriend misses you
oooommmm: he misses you a lot
Pun the Alien: I know LMAO
Nott-y: I promise he knows
oooommmm: we wanted to make sure pun doesn’t forget you
Nott-y: I’m pretty sure he won’t, especially considering he left for a whole year and still came back
Leg: okay, why is the alarm going off now….
#####
Girl Power
Zol’s Getting Swole: del i need you
Zol’s Getting Swole: manaow is giving me details
Zol’s Getting Swole: but i need your side too
And Now Manaow: babe, she needs all the details if she wants a good story!
101 Delmatiations: After my duties, remind me
#####
The Front Desk 1
Zol in a Bowl: this chat is dead
Currently Not Tutoring: We are working, Nong Zol. Don’t lose more points because you were busy writing instead of paying attention, 5 at a time adds up quickly.
Tops of the Morning: I don’t know what to say when we get all our work done, sorry
Thursday
All i do is win, Win, WIN: bro you did not mention that cleaning products are super slippery i lost six points by accidentally leaving a bottle unscrewed and it spilled all over the hall and pao tripped
nong-neung: sorry dude, i didn’t have that problem, my partner never helped me ever so i had to do everything myself
All i do is win, Win, WIN: okay zen does help me so that’s good at least
#####
Baristas+Oam GC
Oam the Poem: Whoever (read: Tom) thought Pun and Pao were still together needs to pay my boyfriend because Pun confirmed earlier that Pao WAS his social media boyfriend (they stopped like a year ago or something) and that his real boyfriend’s name is Nott, who works at a muffler shop.
Tom Cat: DAMMIT ARE YOU SERIOUS
Tom Cat: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN HE’S SINGLE
Golf of Clubs: priorities
Bloom with Phume: Tom I want my money! Don’t forget
Tom Cat: SORRY CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME PLOTTING WAYS TO GET HIM
Tom Cat: Y’ALL MADE FUN OF MY CRUSH BUT I HAVE A CHANCE
Golf of Clubs: he said he had stopped being Pun’s fake boyfriend like the first time we talked to him! (Phume, you’re quietly sneaky... i like it)
Tom Cat: NEVER CLAIMED TO BE SMART LIKE YOU GOLF SOME OF US HAVE GAY PANIC OKAY JUST CAUSE YOU’RE CONFIDENT WITH CHEF MAN DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE BRAIN CELLS NOW LET ME PLOT IN PEACE
#####
Tutoring, not Fighting: Your sister has amazingly stopped writing about boys
2-infinity-&-beZon: Yeah, she told me
#####
Suthee Not Sutures: hey how’s the hotel going little bro?
Valen is not a Valet: I’m 3 minutes younger than you. But fine so far. Why?
Suthee Not Sutures: just curious. gotta go, p’thara is here with his boyfriend frong
Valen is not a Valet: Am I the only straight person on this planet?
Suthee Not Sutures: quite possibly yes
#####
Housekeeping 1
Win’s the Name&Game: why am i in this chat
Pow it’s Pao: in case we need to tell each other something
Feeling Zen: makes sense
Anyhow, it’s Manaow: of course it does
Win’s the Name&Game: and i can’t just message zen because
Friday
Anything Goes
Chaos-Master-Natee: AI’ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WHERE ARE YOU
ZenTen: Work, Natee
Chaos-Master-Junior: YOU NEVER TALK TO US ANYMORE
SyFyZon: Zen, ignore the heathens.
soccer&japan: They’re just bored, Zen. Teasing me and P’Japan or Saifah and Zon isn’t enough for them
Chaos-Master-Natee: WE HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ALL YOU EQUALLY DUHHH
Chaos-Master-Junior: YEAH ZEN ISN’T HERE THE BALANCE HAS BEEN MESSED UP
ZenTen: Whatever you guys say. I need to go back to cleaning these hotel rooms, so bye!
#####
Lean Clean Dean: How is work going, my love?
Pharmesan Photatoes: The kitchen is so big! Wish we could do more desserts, but the work we’re doing is pretty fun. Del is a lot of help, and Pun is really nice. I think you’d like him.
Lean Clean Dean: Not as much as I like you
Pharmesan Photatoes: P’Dean!
#####
Sompai and the Business Bros
Valen the Valient: You guys are coming here next month?
I’m on the Team that Wins: that’s what dad said to me
Sompai Wants Some Pie: hey win, we have a win working here too!
Arm isn’t in the Army: im not coming, pun and pao don’t know my dad and i want to keep it that way
Lookin for a Fight: well i am, my bf works there
Yo Yo Yo: considering how done i am with medical and science talk, count me in but pha ain’t coming
Ming the Ning: if i could persuade my kitkat to come i would, but he won’t come, but see you there yo!
King Kongpob: I think I’ll be coming, but it depends on P’Arthit’s schedule
Toey Kabloey: still surprised you added me to this chat valen lmao i will probably come, i want to see these interns!
Dean is not mean: I’m coming as my soulmate works there
#####
We Were Stars of the Hotel Kind
Don’t Phoeey, it’s Toey: how are this years interns coming along?
Nook with a Book: it hasn’t even been a week
Ping Pong: yeah our drama didn’t start until the second week
ring-a-ling-Ying sompai says she thinks this year will be the tamest
Formerly Wan: Uncle Krit says that every year he thinks it will be okay and every year something goes crazy
Many a Neung Day: if they can beat AKK in craziness i will eat my phone
Akk Attack: you’re never going to let it go are you
OK: he has the speech for your wedding memorized
Leave a message at the Tone: i personally cannot wait to hear it, neung
Pin the Kin: wait the internship has started again???
#####
Roomies
Pharmesan on Toast: I might be late coming in, they want me and Pun to do room service.
Zen in the den: okay, sorry if i smell like cleaning product, i spilled some in the tub and it’s strong
Tutor the tutor: You guys are making me glad I’m on front desk duty right now
Saturday
Fight Me: ur first week is over!
Tor the Tutor: Yes, yes it is
Fight Me: r u going to come see me?
Tor the Tutor: We’ve been over this. No, my clingy koala, not until I have a legitimate day off.
Fight Me: ;-; but i want to see u
Tor the Tutor: Too bad, so sad.
#####
I write Sins not tragedies: is work treating you okay? Dean is over himself right?
Pharm on a Farm: The internship is fine, P’Sin. And yes, Dean is okay with me working here.
I write Sins not tragedies: let me know if you ever need anything, okay?
Pharm on a Farm: I will!
#####
Kitchen Group 1
Punster: do you guys know what the heck P’Oam means by coriander? I just see cilantro LMAO
Pharmesan Rice: it’s cilantro
Punster: really?
What the Del: yes
#####
Neer the Engines
Sci_Fi_Saifah: so how’s the job? Zon is incredibly happy that his sister is out of the house
Should be Tutoring: Pretty good, and yeah that sounds like him.
night to Day: that’s good to hear. Don’t work too hard tutor, you deserve a break too
#####
VALENtine’s Day: So what do you think of these interns?
Nook&Cranny: They’re better than we were, I think. I don’t think they’re as petty as we were
VALENtine’s Day: You mean as petty as you and Ying?
Nook&Cranny: ...yes they’re less petty than Ying and I. But I think the fact that you talked to your uncle about the point system helps too. It’s fairer
VALENtine’s Day: Well, I wouldn’t have known if you hadn’t told me, so at least you’re paying it forward.
#####
Baristas Only
Tom not jerry: did you two already memorize these interns coffee orders
out Golfing: most of them yeah
Tom not jerry: nerds
Tom not jerry: what are they?
No Gloom with Phume: Tutor just drinks plain black coffee, Tops likes his coffee with a tiny bit of cream, no sugar, Win drinks the sugariest sugar coffee known to man
out Golfing: Pao and Manaow only drink iced coffee, Del gets black iced tea with less sugar, Zen usually gets a very fruity tea
No Gloom with Phume: Zol gets something new every time, Pun tends to get the special, and Pharm always gets milk tea.
Tom not jerry: thanks
Tom not jerry: you’re still nerds tho