I have no idea what I'm doing here. Also, Netflix.
Gwendolyn Poole was sitting on the floor of a shop. She was in the trousers section and she wasn't expecting anyone. A voice appears in her head to say, "Hi. I'm Emily. You're in a fanfic." Gwen looks puzzled. She then says, "Why am I here? Why is New York suddenly so British? What's going on and do I get to fuck anyone?" I say, "No, love. Not today. Can you just assume the next things I do are canon? Anyway, here." Gwen agrees to my terms and a LEGO Gwenpool minifigure appears in Gwen's hand. An blue octopus beast then attacks the shop. Gwen puts the minifigure in a nearby extra's pocket and then goes to fight the beast.
Doreen Green was in Canada. She was visiting her mum and Oak Tree Ultron. They were having tea. Not the tree, though. The tree could barely watch Netflix. It's a tree, what do you expect?
Gwen says, after having defeated the octopus beast, "That was quite lazy of the writer." So sue me, I didn't want to show the action. Gwen then locates the person who has the minifigure in their pocket and gets it back. She then disappears and reappears in a teashop in Canada. I did that because I wanted Britishness to be excused. Gwen invokes the power of Access because I said so. Gwen thought something odd was going on and to prove it, she got completely naked. None of the extras could even notice a fig. I'm not laughing at their inability to notice figs. I just thought it would be pertinent to mention. Gwen's clothes went into the gutter space, where they gained anti-gravity powers and would reappear in a future chapter.
A man called Axel Asher appears in a place. He drops a small Tupperware box and doesn't notice. A hiker called Phil picks it up while asking, "Played FNAF World?" to his future husband. They had run out of conversation topics. Just like I've run out of stuff to write about. Fuck.