Madam Maid

You stood in the kitchen, mindlessly stiring simmering vegetables in a pan as they fried, your mind drifting off.

Dark eyes that cut straight through you, slender pale fingers caressing your jaw, the smell of earthy spearmint and fresh linen. You bit your lips subconsciously. Illumi's tall height, his chest pressed to your back, soft lips cold against your fevered skin.

"Y/N... Hey... Y/N!" You were snapped back into reality when you where shoved aside, hot pan of burning vegetables snatched from your hand and thrown into the sink. Phinks turned the water on, dousing the smoking pan before turning to look at you.

"What're you doing?! You could have hurt yourself! Of all the times to day dream!" He scolded and you looked down.

"I'm sorry." You said quietly, rubbing your arm awkwardly. He sighed heavily before coming over to you and pulling you into a gentle hug.

"It's okay, I just don't want you to get hurt." He patted your hair softly before pulling away.

"Go sit down, I'll finish up here, yeah?" Phinks ushered you to the table and you sat down, resting your chin in your hand as your mind drifted once more.

Why now, of all times? Why did he plague your thoughts? You'd only met him briefly, and both encounters hadn't been all too pleasant. Then again, your taste in men had never been the best, and that was highly reflective considering your current job position.

Your phone buzzed loudly, snapping you from your thoughts. A text from Illumi flashed up on the screen.

'Dinner. 5pm. Don't make me wait. - I' followed by the location of what you presumed was a restaurant. You bit your lip softly before running a hand through your hair and sighing.

How the hell were you meant to get him out of your head now? You couldn't help but feel a small swell of butterflies, never had someone taken such an interest in you, romantic or otherwise, and been so forthcoming about wanting your attention. It made you feel... wanted. You phone was snatched from your loose grip with ease and you moved to complain until you saw who it was.

Hisoka loomed over you, his piercing eyes trained on the screen as they moved to read the message. His thin brows forming a scowl and his grip tightened on your phone. You gently reached out to brush your fingers across his forearm, his face softened as his eyes flicked to you.

"I'm coming with you." His voice had a tone that didn't allow disagreement, and you feebly nodded, accepting your phone back from him as he sat beside you, his arm stretched out across the back of your chair as he flicked through his own phone idly.

You all ate in silence before disappearing down the hall, parting your separate ways as you retreated back to your room. You didn't know what Illumi had in store for you later this evening but with Hisoka coming along, you knew it would be intense and perhaps a little dangerous. You opted to save your energy, should you need to break up a fight between the two, and sit on your bed with a book.

Time flew and before you knew it, Hisoka was rapping on your door impatiently. You snapped your book shut and scrambled to answer the door, worried that he might break the door down with his impatience. The door opened and you looked up at Hisoka, his hair was groomed and a faint floral scent invaded your nose, you took in his appearance. His makeup was flawless and his nails freshly painted, not a crease was seen in his pristine clothing. You arched a brow, a smirk stretching your lips.

"Dressing up for Illumi?" You teased and you saw his brow scrunch.

"Absolutely not. I'm just further proving that I am better for you than he is." He gave you a once over before moving into your room and rifling through your wardrobe and drawers.

"What are you doing?" You folded your arms across your chest. He didn't face you as he continued pulling out different articles of clothing, eventually settling on a cute white, pink and grey checked pleated skirt with a white ruffle blouse and grey knee high boots. He held the items out to you.

"Change." He said plainly and for some reason, you did as he asked, quickly putting on the clothes he had chosen. You missed the way his eyes dragged across you white lacy underwear set. You tucked the blouse into the skirt and pulled the boots on, gently ruffling your hair and standing awkwardly in front of him.

You cast a glance of yourself in the mirror and your hands moved to hold yourself, holding your body awkwardly as you tried to assess whether you liked the outfit. Hisoka came up behind you, his hand moving around your waist as he looked at the two of you in the mirror.

He was wearing his white slacks and crop top, a pink corset underneath, had he intended for you two to match? It certainly looked like a similar colour choice, you flushed softly.

"We look like the perfect pair." He hummed, moving to look down at you.

"Do we have to go? I don't know if I can control myself when you look so beautiful." You gasped softly as he dragged your waist to his own, lips grazing over your skin.

"Hisoka..." You whined softly, placing your hands on his chest before he got too carried away. As much as you would love to stay here, you knew Illumi wouldn't wait if you were late and would most likely come looking for you. And if you were being honest, you'd prefer if he didn't find you in a scandalous position.

"Okay, we'll go, but I can't promise I won't drag you away to the bathroom for some fun." He mused and you shook your head, grabbing your purse as you grabbed his hand.

"Best behaviour! No fighting in the restaurant." You warned and he chuckled softly as you dragged him to the car.

"Okay, okay." He grinned before starting the drive to the city.

The drive went quickly, maybe it was because Hisoka was speeding slightly, wanting to get the night over with, maybe it was your imagination. You soon found yourself pulling into a small car park next to a quiet, yet elegant restaurant. You moved out of the car and Hisoka met you at the end of the car, walking towards the restaurant doors.

The building was warm, decorated simply with dim lighting while soft piano music played across the restaurant floor. It didn't take long to spot Illumi sitting comfortably in a red velvet booth, slender fingers wrapped around a wine glass.

He brought the glass to his pale lips, the red liquid draining down his throat as he sipped the drink before setting it back on the mahogany table with a small clink. His wide black eyes trained onto your form as you approached the table before hardening as the stared above your head, no doubt looking at Hisoka.

"You brought company." He stated plainly as you moved to take a seat beside him, leaving Hisoka the seat opposite you. You figured this would be the best placement for less opportunity of fighting.

"He insisted." You tucked a stand of hair behind your ear as he moved to turn slightly in the booth to face you better. He didn't say anything as his eyes trained across your outfit before he let out a small hum of approval, handing you a menu.

Your fingers caught his as you took the menu and you were startled by how warm his fingers were. You didn't realise you'd gasped until Illumi's hand still gripped the menu.

"Dont be so on edge, I won't bite, unless you want me to." He leant in, straightening the bow on the front of your blouse as you flushed a deep red. A bang under the table signalled Hisoka had kicked Illumi in the shin and for a brief moment you could have sworn you saw a faint smirk cross Illumi's lips. He retracted his hand, letting the menu slip into your grip before moving to look at his own.

"And do I not get a menu?" Hisoka hummed across the table.

"You weren't invited." Illumi stated, not looking up from the menu before moving to slide his menu across to Hisoka.

"No matter, Y/N and I can share a menu." Illumi moved, sliding you over to him, his chest pressing against your shoulder as he peaked across to look at your menu, tilting it up so that he could see, effectively covering both of your faces from Hisoka's view.

"You made me wait and then Hisoka ruined our date." You could feel his breath against your ear, his lips grazing your skin and you shuddered out a small breath as his hand rested on your thigh.

"As devine as the menu looks, there's something else I would much rather divulge in." His voice was barely above a whisper and your face was beet red as his tongue dipped out, lickig the shell of your ear quickly before leaning back against the booth seat.

"I will be having the salmon." He stated casually and Hisoka clenched the menu tightly.

"I-I will too." You muttered, not trusting yourself to choose anything else without stumbling over your words.

"Three salmon dishes then." Hisoka's voice was slightly strained as the waiter approached and took your order. Illumi ordered another bottle of red wine before the waiter left.

Dinner was tense, silent. The only noises were of cutlery catching the delicate china plates as you all ate. Hisoka scowled at Illumi, who occasionally rested his hand on your thigh. Unfortunately, mother nature called once your plate was finished and you excused yourself to the bathroom. You were quick, wanted to return to the table before the two would kill each other. You exited the bathroom, practically running back to the table, however you slowed, listening to the sound of Hisoka laughing.

You approached the table, seeing a smirk on Illumi's lips as he let out a gentle laugh. Your eyes widened at the pair, each of them acting as if there were no bad blood between them. You slid into the booth, confusion written on your face as the pair looked at you.

"Illumi had a wonderful idea." Hisoka hummed, his tongue wetting his lips as he paused, moving to slide next to you, effectively sandwiching you in the middle of the two of them.

"O-oh?" Yoh questioned, watching as they both dipped their heads down to look at you.

"Instead of fighting..." Illumi began.

"... We will both have you." Hisoka finished, the two of them latching on to your neck with their lips, kissing you slowly.

Illumi's hand moved to slide up your inner thigh, Hisoka's gently groping your breast and you mewled softly.

"N-Not in the restaurant." You whined, trying to wrestle with them.

"The bathroom?" Illumi suggested, his fingers pressing against your core, causing you to squeak.

"The car?" Hisoka mused and Illumi let out a noise of agreement before slapping some bills on the table and retracting his hands. Hisoka did the same as you all piled out the booth, the two of them leading you out to the car, thankfully it was dark outside and you'd chosen a parking spot in the corner of the car park.

The doors locked behind you as you all piled into the back, Hisoka's hands sliding over your body as he nibbled your neck, positioning you so you were straddling Illumi's lap, Hisoka sandwiched behind you as he moved the front seats forward to give you all some room.

"H-Hi." You stated shyly, looking down at Illumi as you bit your lip. He smirked at your reaction, hands sliding up your thighs as he moved to capture your lips. You gasped softly as his tongue delved into your mouth, melting against him as his hands hiked your skirt, exposing the flesh of your thighs as he grabbed handfuls of your ass. You whimpered under his hot touch, arching your back as Hisoka rejoined the two of you, rubbing his clothed cock against your ass.

"Do you think she can take us both at once, Lumi?" Hisoka moved forward hands caging you and Illumi against the car seats as he rested his head on your shoulder, you shuddered, letting out a soft whimper.

"I'm sure you'll be willing to take my cock if we both don't fit." Illumi growled, fingers tangling into Hisoka's hair and tugging roughly, causing the magician to moan sinfully.

"Still enjoy pain? You never change." Illumi hissed and Hisoka moved to pull Illumi into a fiery kiss full of lip biting and one trying to dominated the other. You flushed a deep red at the display, slightly shocked, however it made sense, the amount of tension the two shared, there must have been some history between them. They both moved to look at you as you averted your gaze, having been caught staring.

"Don't get shy on me now, Darling." Hisoka moaned in your ear, freeing his cock from the tight confines of his pants. He pressed the head against your panties, groaning sinfully at how wet they were.

"Naughty... Did you like seeing the two of us together?" He groaned in your ear and Illumi moved to free your breasts from your shirt, latching onto your nipple. You yelped softly, fingers tangling into his hair. It was like black silk, falling between your fingers. You whined, feeling Illumi's cock against your core, begging for attention.

You moved to free his dick, mouth salivating at the sight. He was long, curving in a way that you knew would have you begging. Your panties were shredded, the sound of fabric tearing before they were flung over Hisoka's shoulder. You weren't sure who ripped them, and you didn't have time to interrogate the potential panty ripper before Illumi's cock filled you. You cried out, back arching, head falling back against Hisoka's shoulder as Illumi filled you. You shook against him, a giggle falling from your lips as your mind grew hazy. You felt lips on your neck, and a small burn of Hisoka entering you alongside Illumi. It stung but the two of them had nothing on Uvo's size. You panted, fingers tangling Illumi's hair as Hisoka bit down on your shoulder. Their cocks pounded your g-spot one after the other relentlessly and you felt yourself become giddy, words slurring and soft begs falling from your lips.

Your breasts bounced frantically, and Hisoka moved to part the lips of your pussy as Illumi's delicate fingers strummed against your clit deliciously. You screamed each of their names, your noises no doubt seeping outside of the car. The vehicle itself rocked in time of their thrusts and from an outsider's perspective it was clear what was happening inside the car. Illumi's hands moved to your hips, bringing you down on his cock, spearing you repeatedly.

"You like my cock?" He growled and you nodded frantically. He spanked your ass gently.

"Tell me who's cock you love." He hissed and you whimpered.

"Y-Yours." You meweled, your answer earning you another spank.

"Wrong. Tell me who's cock you love." He growled.

"Yours, I-Illu-" You yelped as he spanked your ass again, a little harder this time.

"Wrong."

"Who's cock do you love more, Daddy's cock or Master's cock?" He growled in your ear and it dawned on you what Illumi was trying.

"M-Master?" You stuttered and Illumi smirked.

"Yes?" He pounded into your pussy, obscene squelching filling the car as Hisoka spanked your ass.

"You hurt Daddy's feelings, Darling." Hisoka purred into your ear, moving to rub your clit.

"Tell Daddy how much you want to cum." He growled and Illumi moved your legs, hooking his arms beneath the fold of your knees and spearing up into you. You screamed silently, head lolling back as tears brimmed at the corner of your eyes.

"D-Daddy! Daddy please- oh god- Illumi... M-Master, don't stop, please, I'm so close, let me cum!" You begged, almost sobbing at the pleasure the coursed through you.

"Cum for me, Darling, don't hold back." Hisoka granted you your release as the coil inside you snapped, your orgasm crashing over you, you shook sporadically, toes curling as you threw your head back, moaning their respective nicknames as you came, squirting over their cocks, over Illumi's pants and the car seats beneath you. The two panted softly, still pounding into you and you moaned quietly as you were overstimulated, arms looped around Illumi's neck to keep you upright. The dark haired male reached up, his hand wrapping around Hisoka's throat as he choked him lightly.

"Cum for me too, Little doll." Illumi ordered, voice hoarse as Hisoka meweled, stuttering out a strained 'Yes , Master' before he filled your pussy, cock twitching as he filled you with his load. A couple of seconds later, Illumi followed, burying himself up to the hilt, tip bumping your cervix as he filled deep inside you, small noises escaping him as your walls tightened around him, milking him. He pulled out, the last of his load squirting onto your stomach as his cock twitched, having drained everything into you. His thigh trembled slightly as he moved brush your hair from your face and you fell into him, chests pressed together as you snuggled into the croock of his neck.

Hisoka swore quietly and he leant back against the seats, waiting for a moment before dressing, slightly wobbling as he did so.

"I see you're still into pain." Illumi commented and Hisoka smirked as he slid into the driver's seat.

"I see you still enjoy being called Master, Master." Hisoka teased, causing Illumi to growl.

"Shut up and drive before I choke you again." Illumi threatened.

"Don't threaten me with a good time, Illu." Hisoka smirked, turning the key in the ignition and driving off.