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"Good Morning, Darling. You look absolutely divine." Hisoka walked up behind you as you prepared your morning coffee, wrapping his arms around your waist.
"Mhm, you smell divine too." He growled quietly against your ear before kissing your cheek.
When you had woke this morning, Uvo was gone, along with Chrollo and the girls. They'd all had to do something work-related, obviously you couldn't know the details but Uvo had left you a sweet note detailing his plans to take you on a date as soon as he returned.
"Good morning." You turned, handing him a cup which he took gratefully.
You both sat in silence at the table, you reading a book while Hisoka played with his cards, taking sips of coffee every now and then, though, you weren't sure it could be called coffee anymore with the amount of sugar he had dumped into it. Once your cup was drained, you marked the page you were on before closing your book.
"Would you like to accompany me to the city today?" Hisoka asked casually and you looked at him, not quite believing you had heard him correctly.
You hadn't been out in a while, and you were growing tired of being cooped up in the base. You'd been meaning to ask someone to take you out, but everyone seemed preoccupied and you didn't want to pester. Hisoka was looking at you with a raised brow, awaiting your answer.
"Y-Yes, I'd love to, let me just get changed." You patted down your skirt awkwardly, jeans would be better, but Hisoka shook his head.
"You look fine as you are, come on." Before you could complain further, he took your hand, leading you off to town.
It took a while to reach York New, but when you did you were in awe of the tall buildings and busy streets. You trailed behind Hisoka until the crowd became dense and he took your arm in his and led you so you wouldn't get separated. You soon found yourself in a quiet townsquare, it was lined with various shops and hosted a large fountain in the centre. Hisoka treated you to crepes, and you both sat down at the fountain edge to eat.
It was a messy meal to say the least, Hisoka had not skimped on the absurd amount of whipped cream and strawberries that filled your crepe and you hadn't realise you'd made a mess of yourself until you saw him fixated on you.
"You have some cream on your face, Darling." He mused before leaning forward, his tongue swipping out to lick at the corner of your lips, bringing the cream away with it. You flushed red and were about to speak when a loud voice sounded in front of you.
"Eh?!" A tall, lanky man with glasses stormed over to you wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase, beside him was a silent blond followed by two young boys. They stopped in front of you and Hisoka smirked.
"And what do I owe the pleasure?" He said smoothly.
"Miss, is this clown bothering you?" The tall male ignored Hisoka, turning to look at you. You briefly looked at Hisoka before looking at the man before you.
"N-No... I'm sorry, do I know you?" You asked awkwardly and Hisoka let out a laugh and Leorio spluttered, pressing his glasses up.
"Forgive me for saying, but this man here is dangerous and such a beautiful woman as yourself could only be in his company if he done something to you." Leorio stated and Gon moved forward, looking between the two of you before looking up at Leorio.
"I think they're friends, Leorio!" He stated cheerily before looking at Hisoka.
"Mhm, more than friends actually. He moved to press his forehead against yours, nuzzling his nose against yours before moving to look at the group. You were red with embarrassment.
"No. There is absolutely no way. I don't believe it." Leorio shook his head before leaning in close to you.
"If you're in danger, blink twice." He whispered, hand on your shoulder, but you were quickly pulled away from him when Hisoka wrapped his arm around you, pulling you into him.
"Touch my wife again and you won't have a hand." Hisoka's eyes narrowed as he became possessive.
"W-Wife?!" Both you, Leorio and the two young boys said in unison.
"How long have you been married?" Gon questioned.
"I don't believe it." Leorio bellowed, mouth agape.
"There's no ring..." Killua frowned.
"Yes, she's awfully clumsy, aren't you, Darling? She lost it while we were having some fun in the woods so I'm getting her a new one today." Hisoka purred against you, but you were lost in thought.
Wife? Wife?! You stomach churned in excitement and your arousal spiked at the thought. Everytime Hisoka called you his wife it made your breath hitch.
"Come now, Darling, let's get you a new ring." Hisoka stood, pulling you up before clasping your hand in his and leading you away. You were still dazed as you walked but after a few steps, Hisoka stopped, pulling you into him and kissing you passionately. You snapped out of your thoughts when his tongue slid across your bottom lip and you gasped softly before he pulled away, looking behind him briefly to see the group's faces before continuing to walk.
"Where are we going?..." You asked after a few minutes.
"To the jewelers, we're getting my precious sweetheart a ring." You looked up at him, confused.
"You don't have to actually get me a ring we're not-" He shushed you before pulling you into a jewellery store.
"Dont you want to be my wife?" He mused before looking over his shoulder. You followed his gaze, noticing the four from earlier quickly ducking down out of view.
"Ah, I see." You giggled before looking at him.
"Friends of yours?" You asked before examining the rings before you.
"Something like that." You didn't press after he gave his answer, quickly choosing a ring and getting it fitted in your size. Hisoka made a big deal about putting the ring on your finger himself and you couldn't help but smile. You knew it was all fake but the thought of actually being married made you happy, and you had to admit that the ring looked good on your finger.
After an hour or so of shopping, Hisoka pulled you aside.
"Darling, do you trust me?" He hummed, casually pretending to look at a shirt that was hanging on a rail.
"With my life." You looked up at him and he smiled, taking your hand and leading you out of the store.
"On my count, I need you to jump in my arms so we can run, they're still following us and its ruining my good mood." He hummed and you nodded, sliding the bags up your arms in preparation.
"On the count of three." You both turned down a side street lined with large dumpsters.
"One..." You prepared yourself.
"Two..." Hisoka pulled you close.
"Three!" You jumped into his arms and he wasted no time in hopping up onto the dumpster, running along the line of them before jumping onto the roof of the building next to them and hopping down on the street. You laughed and giggled, screaming on occasion as your adrenaline rushed through you.
Soon you found yourself back at the base, your heart pounding as you walked through the forest, Hisoka chuckling beside you. You still felt the adrenaline, your body shaking from the rush as you looked up at him.
"Hey, how did I lose my first ring again?" You asked casually.
"In the forest, while we were having some fun." Hisoka quirked a brow, picking up on your mood.
"Want to test if it will really come off?" You hummed, dropping your bags down before retreating behind a bush. Hisoka followed immediately.
"Mhm, such a naughty little wife." He growled as he rounded the bushes, grabbing hold of you and pulling you into him.
You giggled, yelping as he impatiently tore at your clothes and you did the same, stripping each other until you were naked. Hisoka moved you onto your hands and knees, sliding his cock over your folds and groaning at how wet you were.
"My wife is a dirty little thing. How long have you been thinking about me fucking you?" He pushed into you, gasping at your tightness.
"Fuck- so tight, ngh!" Hisoka shuddered, wasting no time in setting a fast pace, spanking you occasionally.
He flipped you onto your back, thrusting back into you quickly as he buried his face in your neck. You moaned his name loudly, your hands tangling together as he held your hands, pinning them above you.
"My cute little wife, such a tight pussy for me. Want me to fill you up? Ngh, I could cum right now just thinking about my little wife full with my cum, maybe we'd make a baby. We'd be a proper family then." Hisoka growled, lewd slapping and squelching filled the air as you panted, back arched as he kisses you ferociously.
"You're perfect. Ah! Mhm, /my/ perfect wife." He panted in your ear, balls slapping heavily against you as he felt himself coming close to his release.
"Take it all for me." He growled and you mewled in response.
"Fuck- I love you, I love you Y/N. My gorgeous little wife!" He came heavily, his hot seed filling you as the tip spouted long streams of his cum. You felt his cock spurting into you, rope after rope of cum. If you didn't know any better, you'd think he had a fetish for calling you his wife.
He gasped and panted, feeling himself go soft inside you before pulling out and kissing you deeply.
"I love you." He whispered, pressing his forehead against yours.
"I didn't think I was capable of such an emotion but I think this is what love is." He had his eyes closed, breath fanning across your lips.
"I love you too, Hisoka." You moved to caress his cheek, smudging his little star in the process before chuckling.
He opened his eyes to look at you, and you held up your hand, showing the ring was still firmly on your finger.
"Don't ever take it off." Hisoka whispered, kissing you softly.
"You will be my wife one day. Even if I have to share you." He nuzzled against you.
You both cooled down for a while before dressing and making your way back home. Upon opening the door, Uvo and Chrollo were lingering in the kitchen, perking up as you came in, dropping your bags on the table.
"What is that?" Chrollo's gaze zeroed in on the ring, the small diamonds glinting in the light. You opened your mouth to speak but Hisoka got there before you.
"Isnt it beautiful? I got it for her as a gift." He hummed, though Chrollo ignored him, awaiting your response.
"It was a gift... we went shopping and Hisoka's friends thought he had kidnapped me so we pretended I was his wife..." You looked away briefly before Chrollo moved to stand before you, grabbing your hand so he could examine it.
"A necklace wouldn't have worked?" He was looking past you at Hisoka.
"Afraid not." The redhead hummed.
"It is nice, given your poor taste, Hisoka." Chrollo gave his backhanded compliment and you frowned at him.
"Claws away." You warned and he smiled softly, kissing your knuckles.
"I apologise, Bunny." He moved to kiss your forehead gently, humming slightly.
"I have to leave again. I will be back in a couple of days, okay?" He stroked your face gently and you sighed softly.
"But you've only just got back." You whined.
"It won't be long, I promise. I'm always a phone call away." He smiled softly, kissing your cheek gently before leaving. You watched him go before picking your bags up.
"I'm going to have a shower and sit in my room for a while." You retreated, doing exactly that.