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Gaster: Frisk...what did you teach Papyrus??
Frisk: Hah??
Sans: lol??
Gaster: He didn't get a perfect score because of a problem with cookies.
Sans: *snorts then starts howling with laughter*
Frisk: *facepalms* Uhhh...here's the thing...
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Papyrus: FRISK?? IF YOU HAVE 10 COOKIES AND SOMEONE WANTS TO TAKE 2 COOKIES FROM YOU...HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??
Frisk: *smirks* 10. I ain't sharing my cookies.
Papyrus: BUT WHAT IF THEY DID IT FORCEFULLY?
Frisk: Easy my G. 10...and a dead body.
Papyrus: THANKS FRISK!!
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Gaster: ...Is one normal child too much to ask for...??
Toriel: OH MY GOD! Look at that face~ *stares at Asgore doing a project*
Frisk: *slams head into the library table* If you're feeling suicidal then you've come to the right place.
Sans: frisk no.
Chara: I offer my help
Asriel: Chara no.
Mettaton: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Sans: *inhales and brings his hands together* you know how everyone says be yourself??
Mettaton: *stares with stars in his eyes, ready for a compliment*
Sans: don't do that.
Frisk: *wheezes*
Undyne: yikes...big OOF there, buddy.
Mettaton: I just wanna feel...APPRECIATED.
Frisk: *pats the crying robot on the back, trying not to laugh*
Luka: You all are evil...
Louis: *snorts*
Luka: *squints at him* Seriously? I'm leaving.
Alphys: *in front of the mirror* LOVE ME! LOVE ME! SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!!
The others standing further away so she doesn't notice them:...
The others POV: LovEEeEe mEeeEeeEe SayyyYyYyy ThAAttTt YoUUuUU LOvEeeE mEEeEE!!
Undyne: *Stars in her eyes*
Sans: i'm so scared...
Chara: Stupid fucking dinosaur."
Frisk: *looking on Instagram and then sighs* I have no friends...
Luka and Louis, looking at her with a deadpanned expression: ://
Luka: AHEM! Bitch what am I?? A ROACH??
Louis: OH MY GOD! SHUT UPPPP!!
Luka:...oh oh...
Frisk: *eye twitches* tú me estás diciendo "to shut up"... TÚ ME ESTÁS DICIENDO "TO SHUT UP"?!
Louis: REEEEE!! HELP HELP!!
Luka: *slides on glasses* YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED MERCYYYYYY~
Frisk: *lifts her slipper*
Luka: *settles down and coughs awkwardly*
Papyrus: *throws a lemon at Sans*
Sans: welp...when life gives you lemons--
Gaster: *sliding in the kitchen using socks* YOU BUY MORE AND MAKE A GIGANTIC LEMON BASED POWER GENERATOR! THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION!
Sans and Papyrus: *staring at Gaster as he takes all the lemons from the fruit basket and leaves*
Frisk: *gets down from the kitchen counter and sighs* This is his third attempt...at least he moved on from potatoes.
Gorgette: *trying to sing* But you got it all, believe it~
When you fall, get up--
Sans: *out of nowhere* hey heyyy~
Gorgette: *frowns* And if you fall, get up--
Luka: *being carried by Louis* I'M GAY!!
Gorgette: *brow twitches* Tsamina mina zangalewa
Frisk: *slides in with sunglasses on, finger gunning* I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
Gorgette: *throws the microphone to the ground* YOU FUCKERS!!
Undyne and Alphys smirking: *play the cartoon tune like it's a joke from Alphys's phone*
Sans: *teleports behind Papyrus* boo!
Papyrus: AHHHH! STOP! I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!!
Frisk: *wheezes from the couch*
Sans: do it do it do it do it!
Asgore: *sighs and clears his throat* WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE?! NO! WHAT DID YOU SAY?? WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP, KYLE!
Toriel: *snorts*
The others: *ungodly wheezes*
Undyne: *groans* I have this stupid gra-- WAIT!!
Frisk: *out of nowhere comes in with a guitar plays the tune from 'Photograph'*
Sans: *teleports in* LOOK AT THIS GRAPHHHH!!
Undyne: I hate both of you...But can you help me with the homework at least?
Sans: i don't know...can we??
Undyne: *yells in rage*
Frisk: OH SHIT-- RUN RUN RUN!!
Gaster: *listening to Rolling in the deep with Kat and realizes what part is coming up*
Gaster: Oh no...*covers Kat's ears*
Adelle:Can't help feeling we could have had it a--
The whole crew apart from the two adults: *popping out of the weirdest places* AHHHHHHHHH!!
Sans: this is gibberish...
Frisk: *with a knowing look, she turns to MK*
Mk: *clears his throat* and you just drop in and just..smack the lip-- WOO-PAH!! you drop down, you smack-- PAHHH!!
Gorgette: *sighs, trying not to laugh* why do you all always do this??
Toriel: *pats her on the shoulder* You can't stop them...I tried...
Asriel: Chara, what do you have there??
Chara: A KNIFE!!
Frisk: *gets up from the couch, knowing they all ordered pizza and the guy is at the door* NO!!
Sans: is there anything better than pussy?? *he wiggles his bone-brows*
Frisk: *rolls her eyes* Yes, a really good book.
Sans: wha--
Frisk: YEET!! *throws the bible at him* UNHOLY BITCH
Gaster: *yelling from upstairs* THAT'S MY BABY GIRL
Sans: *has a deadpanned look while he's on the floor*
Gaster: *drives past a 'road work ahead' sign* No...please...just one time
Sans and Frisk: *look at each other with a knowing look* ROAD WORK AHEAD?? I SURE HOPE IT DOES!
Gaster: *slams head into the steering wheel, honking the car in front of them*
Driver: *gets out the window* WHAT THE FUCK?!
Frisk and Sans: *unholy wheezes*
Asgore: Tori...
Toriel: Yes, Gory??
Asgore: Can we kiss...??
Toriel: *smiles, eye twitching* Ohhh~ you want a kiss? YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!
Frisk: *in a deeper voice* K.O.
Sans: Oh my lord- *snorts*
Luka: Are we seriously overlooking that they just fought two minutes ago??
Chara: Of course not...I brought popcorn.
Frisk: *towards a crying girl that tried to bully Sans, because she roasted her ass off* Ohhh...you're not worthless...
The girl: *perks up, hoping for an apology*
Sans: *sips from his drink knowingly*
Frisk: *smiles fakely* Your liver alone would sell for a fortune on E-bay!
The girl: *screams in horror and runs away*
Sans: *does small explosions with his hands* KA-BOOM.
Frisk: *laying in the middle of the floor with Chara, Sans and Flowey* We all die. It's a world of you either kill yourself or get killed.
Flowey: The one time you remember my monologue...and you use it for this...
Chara: Lmao how much rope you need??
Sans and Flowey:n o.
Frisk: *gets up and starts dancing* wachu gonna do?? wachu gonna do??
Mettaton: Should I try playing baseball??
Undyne: IF YOU WANNA PLAY BASEBALL, YOU GOTTA BE THE BASEBALL!! *jumps up, curling in herself, grabbing her legs*
Alphys: And I'm planning to marry this bitch...
Frisk: *pats her on the back* My condolences...and happy marriage.
Gaster: Kids, we're going to Del Taco-- Oh shit...
Kat: What??
Frisk and Sans: *appear out of nowhere* FR E SH A VOCA DO!!
Kat:...are they always like this?
Gaster: You have no idea.
Sans: i thought you were bae...turns out you're just fam...
Frisk: Hoe, we're cuddling right now. What the fuck do you mean??
Gorgette: *staring at two girls fighting*
Mk: What??"
Frisk: You ok??
Gorgette: When there's too much drama at school...
Toriel: *gasps in horror and betrayal*
The others: *proud gasps*
Gorgette: All you gotta do is walk awayy-ayyy-ayyy-yeeeyyyy
Frisk: *sniffles as she wipes a tear* Welcome to the club...
Luka: They grow up so fast
Papyrus: DAD, FRISK, SANS! I ACCIDENTALLY MADE A GIRL CRY TODAY!
Frisk: You what now??
Sans: hah??
Gaster: Excuse me what now?
Papyrus: SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND I SAID THAT'S CUTE! SHE ASKED ME IF I LOVED HER AND I TOLD HER SHE'S THE SUN OF MY LIFE. SHE ASKED IF IT WAS BECAUSE SHE'S BRIGHT AND I TOLD HER: KINDA. BUT YOU CAN START MY BEING THOUSAND OF KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME NYEH-HEH-HEH! I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY SHE CRIED THOUGH!
Frisk and Sans: *falling off the couch and dying on the floor from laughing*
Gaster: *trying not to choke* That's NOT how you talk to girls.
Papyrus: GOOD THING I LIKE GUYS!
Frisk and Sans: *laughs even harder*
Sans: frisk??
Frisk: *underneath multiple blankets* Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGEEE~"
Sans: bruh.
Papyrus: *playing Minecraft on his phone*
Sans: *teleports behind him* oh...you playing Minecraft...I LIKE YOUR CUT G! *smacks him over the head*
Papyrus: AHHHHHHHH!!
Random girl: H-h-hey s-sans. I-I l-like your shirt.
Frisk: *throws her hair back* Thank you, I designed it!
Random girl: *frowns* but I could pick a better one.
Sans: *coughs and takes out his calculator then starts searching his pockets and bag*
Random girl: what are you doing??
Frisk: He's looking where the fuck we asked for your opinion.
Random girl: You wanna fight?!
Frisk: I'd fight you but that's animal abuse.
Sans: OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OHHHHHH!
Frisk: *blows invisible smoke from her finger*
Random girl: *leaves*
Frisk and Sans: *smirk as they look at each other* THEY TELL ME I'M A GOD! I'M LOST IN THE FACADE!
Frisk and Sans: *in a store (if Corona was in the story) chilling*
Random person: *gets too close*
Frisk: AYO! *cocks gun* 6 FEET APART OR 6 FEET DEEP!!
Random person: *backs away*
Sans: *had been looking at the price tags on the groceries* aw man, there was a sale a while ago.
Random person: Seriously? No comment about the gun?
Sans: what? pfft! of course not. i bought it for her when she asked for the taser! it wasn't enough for my liking.
Sans and Frisk: *in Frisk's room, studying. Daisy by Ashnikko playing in the background.*
Sans: what would you do if i cheated on you?
Frisk: *smirks diabolically and takes out the taser* I'll tase you in your ball sack~ You like that? Ain't no kids after that~ You like- tha-ahahaha
Sans: *traumatized*
Asriel: Chara, what is that...??
Chara: *holding a knife* A chocolate bar??
Asriel: Made out of metal with wooden handle and red on it?
Chara: Special edition with copper red velvet flavour and special flavor. 10/10 recommend.
Asriel:...How many??
Chara: Just the mail-man this time.
Asriel: Did you clean after yourself??
Chara: Of course I did I'm not a psychopaa--...Wrong wording.
Asriel: NO SHIT!