
Oh my god, a mexicano....wait wha--
Frisk was leaning back in her chair with Sans sleeping on their desk. Luka and Louis were getting bored waiting for their teacher. The teacher walked in, sighing. It was their Spanish teacher. A girl followed after her.
"Kids...you have a new student in your class...Present yourself." The girl was pale with curly light hair. Frisk quirked a brow.
"Hola~ I'm Olivia and I'm una mexicona~" Frisk stared at the girl with a look of pure disbelief as Sans, Luka and Louis were trying not to howl with laughter.
"This bitch for real...??" Frisk asked, turning towards her friends. Olivia smiled as she sat down and Frisk stared at her in utter disbelief as she was actually proud of her achievement.
"Oh my Dios! It's a monster! What diverse CuLtUre~" Frisk and Sans both blinked in surprise as the girl was now sitting on Sans right with one of their actually nicer classmates. The group of four felt bad for that unfortunate soul stuck next to her.
"Alright well...Olivia...How good are you at Spanish??" The girl giggled.
"I'm so good at speaking Mexicano." Frisk narrowed her eyes and rolled her sleeves.
"Hold me or I swear to god I'll punch her to oblivion." The teacher laughed awkwardly as she eyed the new student.
"Olivia, that's not a language...." The girl scoffed and dismissed her with a wave.
"I'm a Mexicona, I think I KNOW what I'm talking about. I bet none of you have ever even visited Mexico. My AbUeLa took me there once. I felt so at Mi CaSa~" Frisk almost lounged at the girl but Sans, Louis and Luka caught her in time.
"Kill me." Frisk said, letting her head fall on the desk. Sans sighed and patted her on the back.
"it will be a long day...." Sans said. And oh boy, he had no idea.
The four of them were alone today at lunch since the others were doing some other stuff. Two or three of the classes their friends were in had some sort of trip today to a museum and the sneakier in the group decided to ditch to go as well, but these four got the short stick as they had two tests today which took quite a lot of their overall grade. So the four were eating lunch when Olivia pops out of nowhere.
"Holaaa~" Frisk's eye twitched as the girl made her way closer to their table. This girl was so ANNOYING!!
"Hi." Frisk said, narrowing her eyes. Olivia threw her hair back and sat down.
"It's so nice to meet you. I'm Olivia and I'm a mexicona--"
"Shut the fuck upppp!!" Frisk finally said. Sans snorted as the other two boys chuckled. Olivia froze and then she sniffled.
"How could you be so rude to a minority like me...You soy rudo" Frisk's mouth fell.
"Bitch, do you hear yourself?? You sound like your IQ only has one digit! Mexicona is NOT how you say someone is mexican AND Mexicano is not a language...IT'S CALLED SPANISH! HECK, WE HAVE DOMINIC AND GABRIEL WHO ARE CUBAN AND SPEAK SPANISH AS WELL!! SHOO!!" The girl gasped and beamed.
"Oh my DIOS! I didn't realize you're a mexicona as well~" Frisk face-palmed as Sans spurted out his ketchup and howled with laughter.
"Oh my god...This is the best day of my life!" Luka said, laughing, as Frisk was fuming in rage.
"What? What's so funny, huh??" Frisk looked her up and down and scoffed.
"Your IDIOCY is funny, perra. Fuck off." Frisk said, rolling her eyes. The girl pouted.
"But I have enchilides." Frisk face-palmed as Louis fell of his chair in laughter.
"IT'S ENCHILADAS YOU PEA BRAIN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TABLE! God, you're so dense!" Frisk said, reddening in rage. Sans wheezed one more time as Olivia frowned.
"God, you're such a fake mexicona." She said throwing her hair back. Frisk snarled.
"You racist little--" She tried to lounge at the new girl but Sans caught her just in time to stop her. The bone monster narrowed his eyes at the oblivious girl sitting across from them.
"What?? Not my fault she doesn't know anything about Mexico. She can even speak Mexicano."
"OH I'LL SHOVE THAT MEXICANO RIGHT UP YOUR ASS YOU IDIOTA BOBO, EL ESTUPIDO BURRO!!" The girl tilted her head.
"Que??" Frisk roared in rage as the three boys tried to hold her.
"LET ME AT HER! I'LL SHOVE HER IDIOTIC BRAIN RIGHT UP HER CULO--"
"holy jesus--" Sans said, the three of them having a hard time holding the girl back from jumping Olivia. Olivia scrambled out of her chair and rushed away.
"Fine, i'll leabe. Adios." The girl said, leaving.
"AGHHH!!! LET ME AT HER!!" Frisk yelled.
Frisk kept getting bothered by that girl.
"Just go talk to the fucking Cubanssss...." Frisk begged as she couldn't take all her idiotic questions about 'Mexicano'.
"The what now?" Frisk quirked her brow.
"Cubans??" Olivia nodded.
"Yeah, what is that?" Sans, Louis and Luka all turned towards her as well.
"This bitch for real??" Luka asked Louis. Frisk blinked in disbelief as Sans looked the girl up and down for some sort of sign she was joking.
"I have literally never heard about that language before!" Frisk stood there, unsure of what to do.
"Excuse me, what now?"
"Oops! Lo SiEnTo~ didn't mean to get the languages mixed up. You all speak Mexicano, with those two boys and that one girl"
"What the fuck...Are you stupid, bitch?? Cubans aren't Mexicans, nor are Dominicans you dumb hoe!" Frisk said.
"Ok what is that??" Olivia asked. Frisk looked at her confused.
"What is what?"
"Dominicas??" Silence.
"Get this bitch out of my fucking face before I take her teeth out."
"I heard them speak in Mexicano!"
"IT'S SPANISH YOU IDIOT!"
"You know so many languages related to mexicanooo~ Wowww~"
"Oh My fucking God MEXICANO ISN'T A LANGUAGE!"
"NO LO PUEDO BELIEVE IT!!" Frisk groaned.
"Com onnnn, Frisk~ We're both Mexiconas. Maybe we can even share stuff...Like Sans." The skeleton's sockets went hollow.
"what did she just say??" Frisk inhaled and exhaled.
"You have five seconds to get out of here before I will quite literally drag you out by the hair. " The girl waved Frisk off.
"Girl, chill. I saw how he looked at me." Sans made a disgusted gargling noise and Frisk sighed. She jumped out of her desk and looked Olivia up and down. The new girl smirked.
"What? You realize I'm cuter??" Frisk snorted and rolled her eyes.
"Eres un cerdo feo, perra." She swept her foot on the floor, taking the girl down, then Frisk grabbed her arm and threw her to the floor. Frisk then dusted her arms and looked at their Physics teacher who stood stunned in the front of the class.
"I'll take myself out." Frisk said. After that Gabriel stood up and spat on the floor.
"Frisk, me, Dominic and Anna will treat you to lunch tomorrow." Frisk smiled and used her fist to hit her chest twice then made the peace sign.
"Minorities stay together, bro. I'll take you up on that offer." Sans looked at the girl and snapped his fingers, teleporting her away.
"now i'll go to detention as well because i may have sent her to the infirmary, but i did draw on her face." Sans said as he threw up a marker. The teacher snarled an pointed at the door. Frisk and Sans fist bumped and exited the room with Gabriel by their side. Luka, Louis, Dominic and Anna soon followed them out. At least they got rid of that girl for now.
"Pfft...Mexicona. What an idiot." Frisk said, rolling her eyes. That started a mocking chain around the group of kids sent to detention and, in all honesty? She deserved it.