Quantumtale After Life

"YOU ALL READDDYYY??" I asked, smiling, knowing what was about to come. They all looked at me, unimpressed. 

"NO." They all said at the same time. I clasped my hands, happy to proceed. 

"PERFECT! Let's start with an easy question. This one is for Alphys and Undyne." I said, smirking. 

What would be the name of your future child and what do you think it would look like?

"E-Eh?! Future children?!" Alphys asked, blushing. Undyne laughed. 

"They'll look like that doll we had to take care off back when we did classes with Misses Doods! And I'll name them...VENGANCE!" 

"Y-yeah...we won't name them that....maybe like a character from Mew Mew--"

"VENGANCEEEEEEEEEEE!" 

"UNDYNE! D-DON'T BREAK ANOTHER TABLE!" 

Papyrus, who do you like best? You best friend, George or Mettaton??

"WOWIE! I HAVE TO CHOSE?!" George flushed and Mettaton frowned at George. 

"i would prefer if it was me...BUT. You know~" Papyrus frowned. 

"IF I CHOSE METTA...WHAT ABOUT GEORGE? AND IF I CHOSE GEORGE...WHAT ABOUT METTA...??" The two stared in awe at the tiny skeleton. 

"WE CAN SHARE FOR YOU!" 

"bruh." I said, facepalming. 

Sans. What would you do if Frisk actually died in one of her attempts?

Frisk hissed as she slid a hand around her neck. Sans sockets went blank as he squeezed her hand. 

"nope. that didn't happen? i won't think about it. end of story." Frisk smiled and patted his skull. 

"You can let go, you know?" Frisk said, chuckling. 

"after that question? HAH! you wish." 

Gaster. proposing to Kat, when huh?!

"What did that question say??" Kat asks as she raises a brow when Gaster covers her eyes. 

"Oh look! The twins need you! They have knives!" 

"WHAT?! HEY! PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!" Kat says as she rushes to the kids. Gaster sighs. 

"...i already bought the ring..."

Frisk. If you had to chose between one of the skeletons, who would you chose?

"it's an obvious answer." Sans says, rolling his eyelights. 

"Her father figure, of course." 

"NO, HER YOUNGER BROTHER!"

"Actually? I chose Apollo." Frisk says, nuzzling the purring bone pile. The three skeletons stare with wide eyes. 

"....Truce until we get rid of Apollo?"

"YES." Both kids said. Frisk slowly backs away, shielding Apollo. 

Toriel and Asgore. How do you feel about Asriel and Chara being your children? Or have been. 

"It was...a bit weird at first but...It made me realize how much i love and will love Toriel in the future...And it made me happy." Asgore said, blushing. Toriel giggled. 

"He cried for an hour after he found out."

"HEY!" 

Luka and Louis. How would you describe younger Frisk?

"OH MY GOD! SO--" Luka said smiling. Louis smirked. They both knew more about her appearance than the others since they had lived through that time when they only took glimpses. 

"NO! HOLD ON!" Frisk said, flushing. Sans laughed. 

"OH MY GOD, YES!" Sans said, throwing his arms up in excitement. 

"Frisk had a pigtails phase. And i find it ADORABLE! Also, overalls. A lot of them." Frisk flushed in frowned. Sans was wheezing and Louis nodded. 

"Not to mention when she colored her tips blue." Frisk flushed even more and Sans perked up. 

"huh....you'd look cute with that." Frisk blinked in surprise and turned around to Gaster. 

"I want to get my tips blue." 

"Hah! You're paying." Frisk frowned. 

"DEAL!" 

Twins. What did you first think of Frisk?

"That Satan actually saw our pretend rituls and sent a demon to take care of us?" Oliver said. Annie shudered. 

"Someone who can stop a knife with two bare hands is not normal....And it scares us to think Frisk is that person. Or did since we're super hyped for her to be somewhat our sister?" Annie said. 

"YEAH!" They both said, high-fiving. 

Kat. Has anyone told you about Frisk's past?

"All I know is that she was in an orphanage and used to be a baby-sitter. Is there more?" Gaster hissed as Frisk sunk down in her chair. 

"we shouldn't have this conversation on freaking Christmas."

Frisk. Just someone wants to know if you're better mentally.

She smiles happily. 

"Awwww! Thank you! I am well..." She looks at her family and friends fighting over christmas decorations. 

"Heh...Much much better...Can you believe people like me?!" 

"FRISK! WE'RE DOING DARES!" She smiles and goes over to Papyrus. 

Frist dare. Mistletoe room. (Eggdog and Kaliego) 

"aight you two. leggo~"I said as i pushed them towards the small storage room. They were confused. 

"Wait, why are you- WOAH!" Sans and Frisk fell inside and i shut the door. Frisk was on top of Sans, her knees right arund his waist. 

"Shit- Sorry, Sans I--" Sans cheeks started turning blue as he looked up. A small warm glow coming from them. She looked up. The ceiling was covered in mistletoe. Frisk's eyes widened. 

"W-Wha....?" She asked, her cheeks redening. Sans looked at her face, searching for something. Frisk locked his gaze. The two stared at each other for a secon until Sans reached out towards her neck. He pulled her to him, brushing a strand of hair away. Frisk and Sans inched closer, closing their eyes and then they kissed. A passionate kiss. They can't lie, the Christmas deal had left a lot of time for just the two of them. So Frisk didn't say anything as his phalanges slipped underneath her shirt. And he didn't say anything as her fingers were trailing down his spine. He just groaned and pulled Frisk down on him. At some point Frisk needed air but as she leaned back, Sans just pulled her back in which earned him a moan as his tongue slid in her mouth. How do i know? Heh...

I was guarding the door. 

"Y/A WHY ARE YOU NOSEBLEEDING? AND WHERE ARE FRISK AND SANS?" I snorted. 

"where are they INDEED!" 

Second dare. Rick-roll (Eggdog.) ((i know it was supposed to be a full chapter but it's a good idea that i can't pass.))

"...You want me to what?!" Frisk asked, her eyes widening. Apollo snorted and started rumbling. The rumble was laughter like. He was laughing at Frisk. 

"To Rick-Roll your boyfriend?" I asked, shrugging. Frisk face-palmed. 

"Fine...But how?" I snorted. 

"My dear Frisky...I have a few aces up my sleeve. Plus, shouldn't you be smart enough to manage to change the link and trick him? A few lines of code or a good site and that's that. Come on! Even i did it before!" Frisk's eyes widened. 

"You demon genius." I winked and fingerguned as i let the girl work. She opened her laptop and started working. In the end, she made a link that seemed to be for a video about Gaster with a fake thumbnail. Sans was on the couch when it happened. 

"what the-?! OLD MAN, YOU'RE ON YOUTUBE?!" Gaster's bone-brows raised. 

"WHAT?!" He asked. Sans snorted. 

"i need to see this--" He clicked the link and froze. His sockets blank as Never Gonna Give You Up started playing. Gaster snorted and started howling with laughter. Frisk opened the door and slid all the way to the stair-case as she started to sing along. Papyrus, who was sitting next to Sans hissed. 

"SHE RICK-ROLLED YOU? THAT'S HARSH, BUT..." Sans frowned at Frisk. 

"you...." He said, the room getting chillier. Frisk yelped and started running towards her door. Sans teleported after her in her room. That's when Gaster heard a sound that sounded like a moan way too much. 

"OH HO HO! NOT TODAY YOU SINNER CHILDREN! NOT WHEN IT'S OUR SAVIOURS BIRTHDAY! COMMENCE THE EXROCISM!" Gaster teleported after them. Kat was blinking in surprise on the arm-chair as the twins were snorting as they were playing underneath the tree. 

"THIS IS NORMAL." Papyrus said as his brother just got thrown out through the door and was now floating on the other side of the railing, above them, looking unimpressed, his blue magic enclosing him. 

"what a party pooper." 

Third dare. Anime. 

"moveeee Alphyssss!" I said as i pushed Alphys in the room and closed the door. 

"Oh, Alph you're heeee--....holy sweet golden flower tea..." Undyne said, staring with wide eyes. Alphys was wearing an anime uniform. She pushed her glasses up, shyly. 

"W-What do you think...??" Alphys asked. Undyne smiled and got up. 

"Alph, you rock any type of look....Wait...who got you this? THE SKIRT IS LIKE A PALM LONG!" Alphys snorted and pointed at me, peeking through the door. 

"fuck." 

"Y/A!! COME BACK HERE YOU DIRTY SHIT! YOU SAW MT GIRLFIREND LIKE THIS YOU PUNK?! I WILL MAKE YOU KEBAB! NGAHHHHHH!" 

"HAVE MERCY ON MY POOR SOUL! I STILL NEED TO GIVE MY LITTLE SISTER HER CHRISTMAS PRESENT OR I'LL END UP ON A CROSS AS WELL!"

Fourth dare. Chocolate. 

"....You want my head on a silver platter? Just ask next time..." Asriel said, whimpering. I ushured him to go on. He slowly approached the kitchenette at Grillby's where Chara and him now lived and worked. He opened the cupboard and saw a nicely packed cupboard with chocolate in it. He took one and closed it quickly, speeding on the other side, against the wall. 

"Ok...Im alive...." Asriel said, putting a hand on his heart. 

"You thought you B I T C H." Asriel gulped as he was met with Chara's black oozing eyes and a blade to his neck. 

"Mommy..." He said, whimpering. I hissed as the fight started. Poor Asriel. He got thrown out of the kitchen and i poked him. He groaned. 

"I'm alive." He said after. I patted him on the head. 

"you poor poor sinner." 

Fifth dare. Exorcism. 

"OH MY GOD! YES!" Sans said as i told him the dare. he went up to Chara with a smug smirk as he was holding some stuff behind his back.

"What, you smiley trash-bag?" Sans' smirk grew as he took out a cross, a bible and some holy water. 

"No....What are those?" Sans smirked even more as his eye lit up blue. 

"clense your soul...BITCH." He started spraying holy water and Chara started hissing. He would recite random stuff from the bible and bonk her in the head with the cross. This went on for more than an hour. 

Frisk was emerging from her room when a hissing Chara passed and a maniac-laughing Sans with a spray-bottle of holy water. 

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Chara said. Sans laughed even more. 

"YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER YOU SINNER OF A CHILD! I SHALL CLENSE YOUR SOUL FOR ALL THE GENOCIDE AND HATE AND LET THE CHRISTIAN LIGHT OF GOD SHINE! DIE YOU BITCH! DIE IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL!" 

"....Yeahhh...I'll just...go back to sleep." Frisk said, slowly backing up in her room and closing the door. Chara got clensed. 

"Did you kill Chara...? WITH A CROSS?!" Frisk asked as she looked at Sans, smiling. 

"i clensed the putrid soul." Frisk face-palmed and loaded the save. Sans pouted. Frisk patted his head. 

"You can still spray her with holy water. but no killing." 

"CLENSE THEE PUTRID SOUL!" Sans yelled, happy, as he ran to the living-room. 

"OH HELL NO- NOT AGAIN!" Frisk snorted as Chara yelled. Yup...Christmas. 

Sixth dare. Naughty gift. (Frisk_Reaper)

Frisk was tied up with ribbons in a gift box and she was dressed like a Christmas slut. She was thinking of me being damned as the skeletons walked in. Apollo was sniffing the box. 

"what the hell...? i don't remember this present being here." Sans says, scratching his head. 

"It doesn't seem to have a name on it...." Frisk tried to struggle, but no use. I'm good at tying knots. 

"IT MIGHT BE FOR ME!" Sans hummed. 

"or for me." Gaster scoffed.

"Or for me since i deserve it. But here is what i propose: We open it and see." They all shrugged and nodded. The box opened and Frisk managed to sit up, unimpressed and tied up with ribbons. Gaster's and Sans' sockets went blank as they looked at her. Sans felt his soul explode in his rib-cage as it slammed against it and his face grew hotter than a freaking heater. God she was hot. The laced net-thights she was wearing and that natural make-up. Her hair was a bit curled and the dress left a lot to his imagination. It had a hole in the front showing way too less but at the same time way too much. The skirt was the perfect lenght to make Sans go wild. 

Frisk struggled and managed to make the cloth covering her mouth fall, showing that bright red lipstick and damn didn't he want that to leave some marks on him. Frisk however couldn practically see the non-existent veins on Apollo and Sans pop as Papyrus was staring at Frisk in awe. She was technically in a Santa dress and hat. Gaster snarled. 

"Sans...." The older man said, breaking the silence. Both Apollo's and Gaster's eyes flaring. Sans gulped. He and Apollo chases after Sans in an overprotective murderous kind of way while shouting at him. 

"GET BACK HERE AND ACCEPT YOUR CONSEQUENCES!" Gaster yelled. 

"IT WASN'T ME!!" Sans yelled back, running. Gaster summoned a bone. 

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY BABY GIRL- MY PURE FLUORESECENT ECHO-FLOWER- MY BABY GIRL!! WEAR SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR PERVERTED DREAMS! I CAN PRACTICALLY SHOVE MY HAND IN THOSE HOLES IN HER THIGHTS!" Frisk looks at them unimpressed as she is still tied up. 

"Papy, baby, can you untie me?" Frisk asks. Papyrus smiles and nods, untying her. 

"WOWEE...I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED SANTA FOR! I GET TO CUDDLE WITH FIRSK FOR THE WHOLE DAY!" Papyrus said, jumping up, as Frisk stepped out of the box. She smiled and quirked a brow up. 

"Really? I'm glad Santa got that right!" Frisk said, smiling, as she let Papyrus hug her. Sans froze and so did Gaster and Apollo, the three stumbling on each other in shock. What now-?

"hold the fuck up." Sans said frowning, as Frisk picks Papyrus up and the tiny skeleton hoists himself up by wrapping himself around Frisk, his tiny legs around her waist. Gaster's mouth falls in shock as Apollo blinks in surprise and then starts growling. 

"Papyrus, son...It's right that you will share your gift right?" Papyrus and Frisk both look at the skeletons on the floor. Papyrus snorts. 

"WHO SAID THAT? NOPE!" He said, popping the 'p' in a childish manner. Then he summons a cage of bones around the three. They stare with blank sockets as Papyrus jusg hogs Frisk in front of them. 

"you're not serious right now....come on, paps." Frisk shushes them. 

"Let the boy enjoy his gift now! Papyrus, let's open that present next!" Frisk says, smiling sweetly at the younger skeleton. He happily laughs as they both sit down. Papyrus sits on Frisk's knees, across from the three skeletons in a cage as they glare daggers at a happy skeleton who opens his gifts in Frisk's arms. Apollo at some point growls. In the end they were freed and were sitting around, grumbling, as they watched Frisk help Papyrus unwrap his presents. Sans snarled and scoffed, rolling his eyes, mumbling. 

"i'm the one soul bonded to her you lil-..." Gaster, Apollo and Sans get jealous but still open their presents nonetheless. 

It was a beautiful Christmas for Papyrus. Plus, he won't admit it, but Frisk's chest is bouncy. And that was pretty fun. 

A small bonus from when Frisk and Sans would be 20 and something. (warning: Sexual) 

Frisk was just coming home from work at the embassay. She was in her coat and heels. Christmas had been yesterday and she had celebrated it with her family but Sans said he also wanted to give her another gift today? She wasn't sure what it was. 

She opened the door to their apartment, using the keys and stepped inside. 

"Hey boo i'm hooo---- holy Mother...." Frisk's said, dropping her bag. Sans was naked righttttt on the couch. Apollo snarled at Sans and jumped off the couch to go their room. What the fuck was this silly-bones doing now-- 

"heyyyy" He said, giving her a peace sign. 

"What. the. fuck. are you drunk- high? something?! You're NAKED liked REALLY NAKED on the couch." Frisk said, her blush growing and spreading on her face. 

"whaattt? it's not like you've never seen me like this before. plus, i was doing laundry." Frisk snarled. 

"At least put SOMETHING on!" Sans snorted. 

"nah. i like that look on your face. speaking of which, this is your surprise." Sans said, pointing to himself. She blinked in confusion. 

"You naked like out of the womb on the couch?" Sans snorted. 

"alright you little bitch- no, you dumbass. we're going to have some fun~" Frisk rolled her eyes. 

"Like we always do, alright." Frisk said, crossing her arms. Sans frowned. 

"first of all. we haven't done shit in three weeks, thanks for letting me know i'm the only one counting. second, i don't have a condom." Frisk hissed. 

"Sans, i'm not on brith control--" he teleported in front of her. 

"that's the point." She frowned in confusion until it hit her. 

"W-wait...you mean....you want...." Sans chuckled. 

"yeah. i know you wanted one for a while and...i'll grant you that wish." Frisk's eyes swelled up with tears. 

"You dumb dumb dumb shit." She said, sniffling. Sans chuckled. 

"don't cry frisky." He said, tenderly, wiping her tears away, but then he slammed her against the counter of the kitchenette. 

"i haven't started shit yet~" He said, with a tinge of a growl. 

"You ass...Help me get out of these." She said, a smirking forming on her lips. He chuckled. 

"aight, sweetheart, but watch it, i'm bone hard." Frisk snorted. 

"You have one thing in common with our car. I like to play with both sticks. Watch me." She easily slid out of her heels and coat as he worked to slowly unzip her dress. They joined in a heated kiss as that happened. As Sans was so close to her, Frisk could confirm the statement before, he was bone-hard. And that got her excited, heat rushing through her as she shuddered when he trailed her body. It really had been only 3 weeks and yet the two of them were acting like animals. 

Soon enough, clothes were on the floor and they were having fun on the kitchen counter. Frisk coud barely walk after. Sans was however holding her close, not letting her go as she was pouring herself some water. 

"...you know i love you right...??" Frisk smiled. 

"And i'm hoping that after this you will love our little one too." Sans slid his hands on her stomach. 

"IF there is one. if there isn't? well...let's just say that i wouldn't mind to try again." He said, growling in her neck. She shudered and chuckled. Sans rested his head against her shoulder. 

"Well, i'm going to take a shower." Sans smiled against her shoulder. 

"well, i sure as hell am coming with~" 

"Merry Christmas you dumb-bone." Frisk said. Sans snorted. 

"merry christmas my flower."