Quantumtale After Life

Papyrus woke up. Another beautiful day in his house-hold....Uhh...Was it though?

"SANS YOU FUCKING BABOON! COME BACK HERE WITH MY FUCKING BRA!!" Papyrus face-palmed. When did his brother even have time to steal that? Was it the trash tornado? It tends to steal stuff Sans wants. Oh well. No time for that! He needs to have another perfect day! He got out of car. (Nyeh...Unfortunately he can only wind in it in his dreams. But one day he will drive!) He went to the bathroom and did his strict morning routine timing himself. As he exited the house he heard the door close. It was now time for Papyrus to eat and go to school. He was also at a human school now. He has been since his friends and family went as well. It was part of the exchange program as well. His new classmates were well...Distant. But that didn't mean Papyrus wasn't trying!

"HELLO FATHER!" Papyrus said cheerful. Gaster smiled at him. 

"Papyrus! Good morning! Are you ready for school??" He nodded and smiled. 

"YES I AM! I FINISHED MY PROJECT, HOMEWORK AND EVERYTHING!" Gaster chuckled. 

"If only Frisk and Sans could be as great as you. Frisk made your lunch today." Papyrus gasped. 

"I HAVE PUZZLE PIECES SPAGHETTI BALLS AGAIN?!" Gaster laughed. 

"It might be something else. You'll see what it is. Now eat up and come on, you'll start being late like these two." Papyrus frowned. He didn't want that. He ate and got off his high chair and walked with Gaster to the car. They got in and started driving. They played some music and sang along when finally his school came into view. Gaster walked with him to the gate where parents were sending their kids off. 

"BYE FATHER!" Gaster chuckled and gave him a small noggie. 

"NYO HO HOOOO...DON'T NOGGIE THE SKELETON NYAH!" Gaster and him fist-bumped and he left skipping. Gaster straightened his back and looked at the parents who were giving him stinky looks. He frowned. 

"Touch him and you're D E A D." Gaster said, his eye flaring. The parents backed away and gulped. Gaster smiled and entered his car, driving away. 

"PAPS!!" Called a kid out as he entered the halls. Papyrus smiled. 

"HELLO GEORGE." The kid smiled, his front tooth missing. He lost it while he got hit by a basketball and face-planted in the ground. He had curly hair and glasses. He also had asthma. Poor kid...Everyone always picked on his friend. The others were too fake for Papyrus. He was thought how to always be polite but never give too much away like he used to. He was a bit more closed up now. And he knew the world was bad...He truly did. But there was always good in everything. His brother and Frisk agreed. After all...They all tried to kill Frisk at some point. BUT he understood he needed to be careful. And so he started doing exactly that. 

The two walked to class and talked about their weekend. 

"Dude, who are you bringing for family showing today??" Papyrus raised a bone-brow. 

"WHAT IS THAT??" George shrugged. 

"It's a thing where you call parents and siblings and they talk in front of the class. It's pretty boring. I called my dad! He's a police officer!" Papyrus hummed. 

"MY DAD IS QUITE BUSY...I WILL CALL MY BROTHER AND FRISK LATER." George smiled. 

"Niceee. Come on!" they were about to enter the class when a group of older kids stopped them. 

"The lunch money, brats." Papyrus shrugged. 

"I HAVE LUNCH MADE. SORRY." He pulled George but was stopped. 

"What about your friend there, huh skeleton freak?" Papyrus frowned. 

"THAT IS VERY RUDE! AND HE DOES NOT OWE YOU ANY MONEY." The kids shoved Papyrus. Papyrus' eye flared orange and he made a cage of bones around them. 

"AS MY BROTHER AND FRISK WOULD SAY, AND I QUOTE -EHEM-: ASSHOLES." Papyrus grabbed Georges hand. The little kid blushed as he was pulled by the skeleton. 

"Dude! That was so cool!!" George said. Papyrus beamed. 

"Ok students. Time for math!" Their teacher said. Papyrus may have not been as smart as Sans and Frisk BUT he truly was smarter than normal kids. He just wasn't that fond of quantum physics nor engineering like Frisk. And no one in his family minded. They were always proud of him. So he was proud of himself as well. 

"Papyrus? Would you like to answer." Papyrus nodded. 

"WELL, APART FROM THE FACT THERE IS A MINUT INSTEAD OF A PLUS THERE...THE ANSWER SHOULD BE 24." The teacher blinked in surprise and looked at her white-board.

"Oh my! Good job Papyrus!" She said as she wiped the board. Some kids scoffed. 

"Nerd." Papyrus frowned. 

"I DO NOT BELIEVE I AM A NERD. I JUST COME FROM A HIGHLY INTELLIGENT FAMILY AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE PICKED UP A FEW THINGS. BUT...IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, THEN YOU CAN CALL ME A NERD!" The kids shut up as they realized they were heard. The teacher frowned at them and then continued teaching. 

"Yo dude! What do you have for lunch??" Papyrus hummed as he opened his lunch-box. 

"NICE! FRISK MADE TACOS! WOULD YOU LIKE ONE??" George frowned. 

"Uhh...What are...those??" Papyrus smiled. 

"TACOS ARE A MEXICAN FOOD! FRISK IS HALF MEXICAN!" George gasped. 

"THAT'S SO COOL!! Is it spicy??" Papyrus shook his head. 

"I DO NOT LIKE SPICY...SO I ASKED HER IF SHE CAN MAKE MINE...LESS SPICY. SHE WAS A BIT DISSAPOINTED AT THE FACT 'IT WILL LOSE IT'S SPARK' BUT...SHE NEVER GIVES ME SOMETHING I DO NOT ENJOY. SHE IS A GREAT COOK! I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE COOKING...IT WOULD SURELY BE BETTER THAN FATHER'S CHARRED MEALS!" George laughed and took it. Then proceeded to ask if it had anything he was allergic to. It didn't. So he ate happily and beamed. 

"It's so good! Bro, you're so lucky!" Papyrus smiled as he ate his lunch. That's when the bullies came back. 

"HEY NERD! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??" Papyrus shrugged. 

"SELF...DEFENSE??" He asked. The nerd hit George's tray and it flew on the floor. George looked at his tray, saddened. 

"THAT IS NOT NICE! APOLOGIZE!" Papyrus said as he crossed his arms. The bullies laughed. Papyrus frowned. He could practically hear Frisk, Sans and the twins. 

"He did what?! Oh, Papy...Beat his ass~"

"heh. they're in for a bad time bro."

"GO PAPYRUS!" 

"TEACH THEM SOME MANNERS!!"

Papyrus puffed his chest up and got up. 

"I SAID...APOLOGIZE. UNLESS I HAVE TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE!" The bullies frowned and backed away a bit. 

"Stay determined Papyrus...Sometimes you don't really have to fight. I don't fight unless provoked and needed. I believe you shouldn't either."  Papyrus waved them off and they left. He sat down and looked at George. 

"HERE. HAVE ANOTHER TACO! FRISK MAKES TOO MUCH FOOD." The two kids smiled and continued their lunch. 

"Are you kids ready for sports?? Today we will be playing a fun game-" Papyrus yawned. It was a bit boring when they had 'sports'. He would rather train with Frisk and Sans. But oh well. 

"How about dodgeball??" Papyrus beamed. 

"OH THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!" The girls all groaned but the teacher let them do it. Papyrus and George were on one team and all the boys were in the other. Papyrus was jumping from left to right in excitement. It's not that he missed his brother and Frisk so easily. They just were there so much he could picture them in his head and what they would say in different situations...Even his father. 

"Well done Papyrus! You truly are getting as good as your brother at dodging! Maybe better!!"

"Papy that was phenomenal!! Don't tell Sans but you're better at dodging."

"i already know they both said you're better lol. but i can agree. nice job, paps. fist-bump." 

He stretched and let his bones pop into place. The whistle blew and he picked up a ball. All the balls were coming for him and George. He started using his ball to protect them. When the boys used all their balls, which all were in the two friends court, Papyrus smirked. 

"WELL THEN...LET'S PRACTICE HITTING A MOVING TARGET!" Papyrus said. Undyne's face came into his mind. 

"The secret is to think AHEAD! Where will their next spot be in their endless chicken run? That's where you strike!" He picked up two balls and started throwing. Two kids were out. 

Three. The boys were worried. 

Four. He didn't miss anyone. 

Five. They were doomed. 

Six. The girls were cheering. 

Seven. George threw one as well. 

Eight. They can't go on anymore. And the rest is already known. Papyrus won. The girls and George cheered and even a few boys. The bullies stomped their feet in annoyance. 

Different parents were in the room. Police officers, lawyers, all were pompous and proud to be there...Weren't they a class of kids that were 9 or 10...?? Oh well. George poked him in the ribs. 

"Where is your brother and Frisk??" Papyrus shrugged. 

"I'LL CALL THEM IN A BIT, NO PRESSURE." George frowned. 

"Wha-?" He said confused but the teacher interrupted. 

"WELCOME! Let's start, shall we??" And so the hell began. All these people were so...boring. Even for Papyrus! And he liked jig-saw puzzles. The only adult who showed any type of emotion in his presentation was George's father. Such a nice man. It was now Papyrus turn. Everyone turned to him. People were murmuring. 

"No one came, Papyrus?" The teacher asked with a sad smile. Papyrus shrugged. 

"WE'LL SEE IF THEY COME. I JUST NEED TO MAKE A CALL! ONE SEC-" He pulled out his phone and called his brother. 

"sup paps?" Sans asked. Papyrus smiled. 

"HEY! ARE YOU AND FRISK CLOSE BY MY SCHOOL? I NEED FAMILY MEMBERS FOR A PRESENTATION--" He didn't get to finish his sentence Sans whistled in the door-way and Frisk giggled and waved as they were leaning against the door-frame. Papyrus beamed. 

"FRISK! SANS! GREAT! NOW YOU TWO LAZY BUMS INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! OH OH AND SANS! SHOW YOUR POWERS! AND TALK ABOUT FATHER- AND KATHLYN! AND AND-" Frisk snorted and walked towards him and covered his mouth. 

"Calm down Papy. You sound like you ate the whole cookie jar." Sans snorted. 

"which he couldn't have since we all know it was me." Frisk looked at him unimpressed and hit him over the school. He rubbed the spot. 

"deserved that. ok so what? we just say our names and stuff??" Sans asked. Papyrus shrugged. 

"I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS ACTIVITY ACTUALLY WORKS..." Frisk patted him on the skull. 

"Welp. I'll go first. Name's Frisk Maria Veronica Sanchez, future ambassador of monsters. How are you all? This is Sans Gilbert Gaster, future judge of monsters." He saluted with two fingers and winked. The little girls giggled. Frisk blinked in surprise and Sans snorted. 

"Umm- As i was saying, he is the son of Wing Dings Gaster, the famous royal scientist and ambassador of monsters until i am 18 and legally capable to take on the duties of an ambassador." Frisk stated, politely. Everyone was quiet. 

"sooo i'm paps brother. gaster is our father and frisk's legal guardian. that and the fact she's my girlfriend are pretty much why paps sees her as a sister." Sans said with a shrug. Papyrus nodded proudly. 

"Umm...as in ethnicities...I'm half latino and these two are monsters." Frisk said with a shrug. The room was silent. A kid raised his hand. 

"Magic?" He asked. Frisk smiled kindly. Sans blushed a bit but he didn't let it show. 

"Sure. Sans you go." Sans spurted. 

"i'm not summoning a blaster in class." Frisk face-palmed. 

"I meant blue magic or bones...idiot." Sans blinked in surprise then picked her up with his blue magic. She smiled and out her hands behind her head. 

"Freaks...Is this what you teach Papyrus?!! Unacceptable!" Frisk was lowered and Sans looked at the lady with a death stare. Papyrus stepped in. 

"AND FRISK AND SANS FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT GASTER'S GIRLFRIEND EHEHEHE..." Frisk inhaled and exhaled to calm herself and plastered a smile on her face. Sans scrunched his face up. He hated when she did that. 

"Yes, Gaster has a girlfriend: Kathlyn Addams! She is also a scientist and has two lovely kids: Annie and Oliver who are twins. They have great athletics skills." Sans groaned. 

"i hate chasing after them..." Frisk chuckled and the parents started clapping as they finished the presentation. 

"Well Papy: we'll get going. Also do tell me if you won't eat at home ok? If i don't put the enchiladas in the freezer in time i'm afraid you won't have any at lunch tomorrow. Cya! We still have to get to detention."

"with mister roberson EWWWW. he's a pervert." Frisk looked at Sans, frowning. He shrugged and they both hugged Papyrus before they teleported away. 

Papyrus was hopping towards the rode taking him home. He needed to take the bus today. He liked taking the bus. The bus to the Underground wasn't that used since some humans still didn't like monsters. As he was about to go to the right he heard his name get called and turned back to see George and his father. 

"We're going to McDonalds! Want to come??" Papyrus smiled but then stopped. 

"ONE SECOND." He pulled out his phone and called his father and Frisk. Frisk apparently was too busy so Sans answered and he yelled at Frisk to tell her. She was fine with it. Now that he had the green light he could go. They got in the police car and George's father started driving. George got tired and leaned on Papyrus. He couldn't help the small orange blush. George's father eyed them in the re-view mirror and Papyrus could see him chuckling. Now he felt embarrassed. 

"We're here!" George got up and looked at Papyrus. Both boys blushed and got out of the car on different doors. They entered the place and ordered. That's when they noticed a lady was coming their way. 

"Excuse me? What is that thing doing here? It's distracting me from my food." She said pointing at Papyrus. Papyrus ignored her, swinging his legs back and forth on the chair. George's father frowned. 

"Is there a problem with my son's friend??" Papyrus took out his phone and called Sans saying nothing. He wanted Frisk and Sans to listen to this. He was strong that is true...But he couldn't possibly start a fight like this and his family always thought him a valuable thing: Calling for help isn't cowardly or wimpy...It's brave because you admit you need help. And that's all that matters as long as the conflict or problem is solved. You're never alone. And he takes those words by heart. 

"Yes there is! He's a weirdo and it's distracting! I want to speak to the manager! This is disgusting and unacceptable." They heard a cough behind her. 

"disgusting eh??" Sans said as he hung up. Frisk cracked her knuckles and Papyrus recognized the wrist wraps. The woman was screwed. Papyrus couldn't help the small smile knowing that they always got his back. And he wasn't ashamed! He loved his family very much. If he could, he would parade them around all day. 

"Yes! Just like you." The woman snarled. Frisk laughed. 

"Honey...Have you seen your face? Use some cream from time to time. It's clear those pores aren't closing anytime soon either. Is that where the bullshit comes out?" Frisk asked. George's father snorted and George and Papyrus started snickering. 

"Why you- HELP! HELP! SHE HIT ME!" Everyone ignored her and a guard came. 

"Ma'am you'll have to leave." The woman started kicking and kicked Frisk right in the gut. The girl stumbled back and held her stomach. 

"Oof- She had heels-" She said as she coughed. Sans immediately came to her side. Papyrus gasped, worried. Frisk straightened her back and inhaled. 

"Am i allowed to hit her??" Frisk asked. The police-officer and guard shrugged. Frisk winded back her arm and hit the woman, knocking her out cold. The guard whistled. 

"Now THAT is a nice hit. Good job kid." The guard was now taking the woman away. Frisk wiped the corner of her mouth with her finger. Papyrus clapped. 

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ARE YOU OK FRISK??" She nodded and chuckled. 

"You know it takes more for me to not be ok. It might leave a bruise but nothing a good healing can't help. See ya Papy! Sorry to interrupt!" Sans waved at them and both teens teleported away. The father of Papyrus friend laughed. 

"What a family you have, indeed." Papyrus beamed proudly. 

"Here we are. Man it's cold!" Papyrus laughed. 

"I AM VERY SORRY IF IT'S TOO COLD FOR YOU! USUALLY...WE ARE USED TO IT." George was shivering, teeth chattering but still smiled.

"It's fine--" Suddenly Frisk got thrown out the window and was pulled back by blue magic. Papyrus face-palmed. 

"BROTHER! FRISK! STOP THROWING EACH OTHER OUT THE FREAKING WINDOW!!" Papyrus said as he opened the door. Frisk and Sans were wrestling over something on the floor and they both looked at the three in the door. 

"Oh...Hi Papy..." She said awkwardly. Sans took the opportunity to get on top and was now squishing Frisk with her hands behind her back. 

"FOUL! I CALL FOUL!!" She said and Sans started laughing as they both were now rolling around. Papyrus sighed. 

"WHERE IS FATHER??" Papyrus asked as he hanged his coat. Sans looked at him and shrugged. 

"either in the core or at kat's place. dunno. ACK- WHAT THE FUCK-?!" Frisk topped him again and Sans almost hit the couch. Papyrus sighed again. 

"WHY ARE YOU TWO WRESTLING??" Frisk frowned. 

"HE STOLE MY UNDERWEAR AGAIN!" Sans choked. 

"IT WAS THE TORNADO--" Frisk snarled. 

"YOUR TORNADO! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE!! GOT IT?!" Sans and Frisk rolled behind the couch out of view. Papyrus turned to the father and son in the door-way. 

"WELL I APOLOGIZE OF MY IDIOTIC FAMILY. AND THANK YOU AGAIN!" George's father tipped his hat and left and George looked at Papyrus, smiling. 

"It's no problem! See you at school!" George hugged Papyrus. Papyrus blushed a bit but hugged the boy back. Sans peeked from behind the couch. 

"hold on a second--" He tried to say but he got dragged back in the fight. 

"Don't ruin the fucking moment!!" Frisk said. 

"heh~ i could ruin you for the night-- OW! HEY FINGERS OUT MY FUCKING SOCKETS!!" 

"THAT'S MY HAIR! OW OW OW OW--" 

"DID YOU JUST BITE ME?!"

"HANDS OFF MY- OW!! HEY! I SAID HANDS OFF!!"

"DON'T SHOVE YOUR FOOT IN MY FACE!!" Papyrus and George looked at each other unimpressed as Frisk and Sans were barking at each other like wild dogs. They sure were bonded...no one in their right mind would laugh after this like they did. It was normal for them to do this. George left and Papyrus started walking upstairs. 

"WHEN YOU TWO FINISH GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS LIKE ANIMALS, CALL ME. I WISH TO FINISH THAT MOVIE TONIGHT! ALSO, I NEED TO GET MY HOMEWORK DONE!" 

"Ok Papyrus- OOWWWWW! THAT'S NOT FAIR! OI! TEETH OFF!!" Frisk said as Sans started laughing. Papyrus rolled his eye-lights but smiled. Yeah...he had the greatest life and family.