Did you say 20 questions...?
"I'm so boredddd..." Frisk said as she was slumped over the couch with her feet on Sans lap. He cracked open one of his sockets as he was relaxing with his feet on the coffee table.
"so what do you wanna do? paps and gaster are out shopping." Frisk pouted and then raised an eye-brow.
"How about '20 questions'...?" She asked. Sans raised an bone-brow and snorted.
"that game where you ask a person 20 questions...? sure i guess. we have nothing else to do. wanna go to your room though? your feet is getting between my ribs- STOP WIGGLING IT!" Frisk started laughing as they teleported. She turned and was now face-flat on her bed. Sans chuckled.
"ok baby-bones. ya start." She gave him a thumbs up and flopped herself on her back this time.
"Okkkk...hmmm...What's the last thing you shoplifted?" Sans snorted.
"a box of condoms." Frisk spurted.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" He laughed.
"i filled them with water while you were in detention and threw them off the school." Frisk's eyes widened.
"THAT'S HOW YOU GOT IN DETENTION! OH MY GOD!" He nodded.
"Uhhh....Shit no good questions are coming to mind...How often do you check me out?" Sans hummed as he tapped his chin, his other hand still behind his skull.
"uhhh...i kinda lost count...YOU'RE PRETTY OK? and you bend down a lot." Frisk frowned, blushing and pulled her sweater up a bit just in case.
"Ok...Favorite emoji?" Sans looked at her unimpressed and she laughed.
"I know i know...i have no good questions..." He shrugged.
"handcuffs or free?"
"Handcuffs- WAIT A SECOND!" He started laughing.
"OH MY GOD! NO WAY!" Frisk flushed and hit him with her pillow. He snorted and breathed to calm down.
"ok ok ok...i wasted one, you go." Frisk narrowed her eyes at him.
"You're the worst, you know? Ok...Uhhh i guess i could ask something similar. Would you prefer someone riding it or you going in?" She said with a smirk. He spurted and Frisk was sure he put the pillow there on pourpose.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Frisk frowned.
"YOU ASKED IF I LIKED HANDCUFFS!" He groaned.
"...ride...." She laughed as he looked away, flushing. Sans frowned at her. She smirked.
"Ok ok ok...hmmm...Would you rather...Have Gaster walk in on us or Papyrus??" She asked, amused. Sans looked at her in disbelief.
"FRISK!...certainly paps...." He answered. Frisk smirked.
"How many kids~?" Sans spurted in surprise.
"...i don't know...i'm fine with any..." Frisk smiled at that answer and giggled. He sighed as he looked at her.
"you're seriously out to get me huh...?" She winked and stuck her tongue out.
"No worries you have only 14 questions left." he groaned.
"fuck you." She winked.
"Fuck me indeed. Now. Tits or ass?" He screamed in the pillow and then went silent.
"dunno...i only check you out...ALSO! I REGRET ASKING YOU THAT QUESTION I OPENED AN PANDORA BOX!" Frisk giggled.
"13 left. Next. Size for condoms?" Sans flushed bright blue.
"FRISK!" She raised an eye-brow.
"Don't tell me you never measured it?" Sans gritted his teeth.
"...i won't deny it...BUT I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT QUESTION!" She shrugged.
"Judging by how big that buldge of yours gets- I'd say you got quite the shotgun there-" He smacked her with his pillow.
"BUAHAHAH! Man i love messing with you." He rolled his eyes.
"Ok...12. Did you know that bitch Stacy has a thing for you and it's been bugging me for weeks now?" She said, frowning. Sans laughed.
"really?! that's so gross...may i blast her?" Frisk spurted.
"I'm supposed to be the one doing any shit like that!" He shrugged.
"i hate her a lot...possibly since she snitched on us when we pulled that prank." Frisk nodded.
"Facts. 11. Would you rather..." Sans scrunched his face up.
"i already know this is bad..." She laughed.
"Calm down, you coward. What is a cause that is worth dying for?" He hummed.
"protecting you. next." She gasped and made goo-goo eyes.
"Really~?" She asked, happily. He laughed.
"of course you dummy." She giggled.
"Love youuuu~ Ok ok ok...11. What is the biggest lie you told Gaster?"
"i promise you i didn't watch frisk shower....?" Frisk shot up like burned.
"WHEN WHAT AND HOW?!" She asked in disbelief. He sunk down.
"it was by accident....but...i may or may not have walked in..." Frisk hissed.
"SO THAT'S WHAT I HEARD YOU PERVERT!" Sans snorted and then gasped.
"OH! no wait my biggest lie was that i didn't hit the mailbox with the car." Frisk face-palmed.
"SO YOU DID IT! COWARD!" he shrugged.
"it's better than getting my ass blasted. " She growled.
"Fine. 10. Favorite moment?"
"hmmm...probably when we both confessed at the same time?" Frisk giggled.
"That's so sweet...Ok. 9. Moment you regret the most...??" Sans frowned.
"letting that bitch take you back to that hell hole." Frisk looked down and sighed.
"8. Class you hate most?" Sans scoffed.
"geography no doubt. too much for my lazy brain." Frisk looked at him unimpressed.
"You know almost all the theory in quantum physics...and you just- fair enough." He snorted.
"Ok. 7. favorite relative. I do not count. Go." He hummed.
"paps no doubt." Frisk nodded.
"Fair enough. 6. Favorite friend?" He frowned.
"that's hardddd....uh. toriel. she laughs at my puns." She smiled and laughed.
"Fair enough. 5. hmm..." She tapped her chin in thought. He leaned back and closed his eyes.
"Have you ever...." Sans snorted.
"bet you're going to ask something dumb like if i ever masturbated." Frisk looked at him and blinked. He opened his sockets and stared at her.
"oh no no no- i meant that as a joke!" Frisk narrowed her eyes. He snarled.
"you know the answer is positive- MOVE ON!" Frisk snorted.
"No shame in that. Hormones." He rolled his eye-lights and looked away, crossing his arms.
"Ok. 4. Why the fuck did you lie about eating my tiramisu?" Sans spurted.
"how the hell did you know?!" Frisk gave him a dead-panned look.
"We're bonded dip shit." He sighed.
"i'd get my ass beat." She snarled.
"Of course you would have! You dumbass! COME HERE!" She jumped on him and he laughed as they were playfully fighting. He leaned against the wall with her on him. Their eyes met for a second and they stopped. He didn't even realize the position they were in. He involuntary slipped his hands around her waist as she slid hers around his neck. He smiled at her and she did as well. Why was he so drawn to her lips right now...?
"3....umm....how do you feel right now...?" He shook his head slowly.
"i...don't know...." They stared in each other's eyes for a second. The hell was even happening...?
"2....do you..."
"....yeah...." She leaned closer.
"1....can i....?"
"heh...you never need to ask..." They kissed and for some reason it was like a flame ignited in their souls. Heh...he liked this game...Seems the bond was doing it's effect right now. She was pressed against him and they just wouldn't part away. He was pretty sure humans needed air...but neither pulled away. She leaned back for a few seconds...which seemed a few seconds too long and they kissed again as he slid down a bit. He didn't know what was happening...Or what the fuck that soul bond was doing....But he guessed it was thanks to this game and the fact he finally opened up some more instead of being so closed off. She knew all his secrets already....but he never whole heartedly looked forward to opening up like with these stupid games. For him right now? All that mattered was that she was in his arms. He didn't even realize he slid his hands under her shirt- that is until he felt her knee between his legs and the door flew open. Both of them jumped and Frisk threw herself back at the speed of light. Gaster was standing in the door blinking.
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"OOF...YOU GUYS MESSED UP." Said Papyrus who was also in the door, behind Gaster.
"Uhhh...Hi....Gaster...." He frowned. Did he just get cockblocked by his father.
"....Sans?" he said as he snapped his neck in his direction and Sans stiffened. He felt all his sins crawl on his spine.
"y-yeah...?" He asked, his voice cracking.
"You have 5 seconds to run and get your hands off of Frisk. Got it?" He nodded and gulped.
"y-yes sir...uhhh...BYE!" He teleported away. Frisk fidgeted with her fingers on the bed and looked at the walls around.
"I'll just...Go to the bathroom..." She said as she slowly walked to her bathroom and closed the door after her. Gaster face-palmed. Papyrus laughed.
"WOWIE...I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD BE THIS EMBARRASED BY KISSING!" Gaster sighed.
"Papyrus...i really need to have the talk with you..."