You're just like me...but worse
"you know how you said i'm a hugeeeee pervert?" Gaster narrowed his sockets.
"I tell you that everyday. Get on with it." Gaster said waving him off.
"let me prove frisk is just as big of a pervert as me! one night! pleaseeee..." Gaster spurted his coffee out.
"So you expect me to let YOU in her room to do WHATEVER YOU WANT??" he smirked.
"maybeeee...??" Gaster sighed and put his palm out towards him. Sans looked at it and slumped down as he rummaged through his pockets.
"here. tickets to that new romance movie so you can take kat. happy?" Gaster smirked.
"Pleasure doing business with you." Sans scoffed.
"you just sold frisk for tickets to a movie...isn't that a 'fair' trade...dumbass." Sans started walking away and started plotting. He had the whole day if he was lucky AND the night to get to the bottom of this.
"FRISK A PERVERT? BUAHAHHA! She got handcuffed once and said she liked it. You're in luck." Luka said amused at Sans. His ketchup started dripping from his mouth in shock.
"SHE WHAT?!" Louis shrugged.
"You should have just asked us instead you dumbass. You gave those tickets for nothing. Frisk is 10000% a pervert and you just wasted your money on those tickets." Louis said. Sans groaned.
"ughhh...how much does she know?" Luka sighed.
"Unfortunately she's a GOD in this type of knowledge...I found out things i wish i didn't because of her...And her history is so clean too..." Luka sniffed as he remembered his ruined childhood. Louis patted him on the back.
"Anyways...If you want to make Frisk chirp about this stuff you need to play more hands on." Sans flushed bright blue.
"i...i actually have to touch her that way." Luka nodded.
"And you need to know how to play it cool. I can tell you she'll break you the moment she'll play back." Sans frowned.
"why are you guys so certain." They both shrugged.
"First. She knows about sexual activities since a very young age. She didn't get involved but she was exposed nonetheless."
"Second. You have no experience with human intimacy." They both looked at each other and then gave Sans a sly smirk.
"And third. She's totally a top." They said at the same time, giving Sans the K.O he didn't want.
Sans had seen enough things to know good opportunities. And this was a good one indeed. He decided not to be a huge dick and do it at school, hell no! That would be embarrassing for him if he failed. But they still didn't change from their uniform and Frisk was sitting in his lap, doing their homework. Sans looked down and smirked. If he were to do anything then she must respond in some way...right...?? He let his hand linger next to them, then he slid it up her skirt. She felt her tense up at that. But then she relaxed for some reason. Sans was confused.
She let herself lean back and started moving around to sit better on his lap. THE HELL WAS SHE DOING?! SHE WAS SITTING RIGHT--
"Boo, if you want to try and get me? It won't work like that." Frisk said looking at him smugly as he was very uncomfortable with how close she was to the 'bone zone' AND the fact she just managed to get it up. He was mad. He lost another fight.
"tsk...not fair..." Frisk snorted and patted his skull.
"Lovely-bones, i'm a bigger pervert than you and i understand human anatomy better than you. Plus i KNOW what i like." Sans looked at her confused.
"huh?" She snorted.
"Don't worry about it." She patted his skull again and got up, taking her homework with them.
"Oh and if you realllyyy wanted to know about my underwear~ Here you go." Frisk bent down letting her skirt go up. He spurted as she walked up the stairs laughing.
"YOU BOTH ARE GROSS..." Said Papyrus from the door-way. Sans spurted in disbelief and Frisk was howling with laughter as she entered her room.
"Are you done trying to get me or what?" Frisk said, a bit annoyed but not really. She actually pitied the so called 'pevert' of the family. Frisk was human, she had needs and not to mention a teenager. She just didn't mess with it as publicly as Sans did. And he did by accident...But she guessed that soul bond wasn't helping either. He must have had human needs sometimes as well.
The skeleton frowned at her and groaned letting his head fall backwards.
"you make it seem so easy..." Frisk snorted.
"That's because i know what i'm doing." They were both sitting in bed. Frisk was using Sans as he pillow as he was sitting with his back against the bed frame. He was still trying, which was quite sad. He already had her answer as a pervert but he wanted proof. Personal proof. That kind of annoyed her.
"At least if you're trying to get me, do it ri-" She froze as his hand got on her tight. Oh this dude watched something he shouldn't have, hadn't he? Frisk frowned at him, but she was smirking. There was no doubt in that.
"Oh ho hooo~ Look at you~ You're learning. You watched the wrong website add?" Frisk said mockingly. Sans got more mad.
"listen...i have two people vouching you're a pervert but i need prooffff, ok?" Frisk looked at him unimpressed and took his hand and shoved it in her pants. His sockets went blank.
"There you go, proof. Now stop it and let me read in peace." Sans took his hand out and stared at it in disbelief. Frisk snorted and leaned against the bed frame next to him, opening her book to read. Sans was thrown off.
"BUAHAHHAHA! Classic!" Luka said wiping a tear as he was laughing. Louis smacked Luka behind his head.
"Excuse this dumbass. He's as big of a pervert as Frisk. Now...You wanted proof right? There you have it." Sans frowned.
"i expected something different! Not....WHATEVER THIS IS!" Luka snorted.
"Man...And they call YOU a pervert. Listen...i will give you a useful tip to prove to you she actually likes all the teaching and is just trying to keep up an image ok? But you need to do it when Gaster's around to prove it." Luka said with a click of his tongue and a wink. Sans winced.
"will i be guillotined after?" Louis snorted.
"Totally." Said the darker skinned teen, amused.
He was nervous as hell. he wanted to prove his point sooo badddd. Why? He didn't know exactly. He sighed and let himself fall on the couch. Frisk looked at him, amused.
"You finally gave up?" She asked as her smirk stretched. He shrugged.
"no. but i will surely die after this." He picked her up with his blue magic, set her on his lap and put a hand between her legs and one on her torso. She blinked in surprise.
"The fuck you doi--ahhhh~" She covered her mouth in disbelief. All he did was rub the spot Luka told him. HE WON. Sans smiled stretched with a smug look. Gaster spurted his coffee and looked at Sans in disbelief.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!" Both Frisk and Gaster screamed at him. He jumped up, Frisk tumbling off the couch.
"TAKE THAT! NOW SEE?! SHE ENJOYED IT!" Frisk frowned at him, then let her head fall back on the floor in defeat.
"He won..." She said putting her hands up. Gaster's mouth fell open then he let himself fall on his knees.
"MY CHILDREN ARE PERVERTS..." Frisk snorted.
"Glad i'm clearing my history. You're not ready for half that stuff." Papyrus tilted his head curiously.
"WHAT DOE SHE MEAN?" Frisk shrugged smugly.
"Toys." And she left. Sans was stunned, staring at the spot she was just in, glowing blue. Gaster was trying to explain to Papyrus some lie about toys. Sans smirked.
"looks like i'll be having quite some fun in three years~" He said cheerfully as he teleported away. Gaster screamed from downstairs at them.
"YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Sans, who teleported in Frisk's room shared a knowing look with Sans.
"WE KNOW!" They both said, laughing.