Movie night gone wrong...Not really but close enough
Frisk was sitting cross-legged on the couch and looking at some movies Gaster rented. She smirked as she noticed the common team between them...The rating to the movie didn't suit the movie that much...Frisk frowned as she looked at the titles.
"see something you like~?" Asked a voice next to her, she immediately recognized.
"Nope." The voice scoffed.
"i was kind of hoping you'd say me..." Frisk snorted.
"Am i looking at you though, bonehead?" Frisk said, finally looking at Sans who was leaning against the couch's arm with his own arm used as a cushion under his skull.
"heh...fine, i'll give you that. what's up with those movies huh? can we watch em?" Frisk opened her mouth but then stopped. It would be HILARIOUS to see their faces after watching these. She smirked.
"I think this one is ok." She says as she raises The Land Before Time up. Sans shrugs.
"you know 'em better than us." She pretends to wipe a tear.
"Hell i don't...this shit gave me nightmares." Sans shot up.
"what now?" She blinked innocently.
"Nothinggg~" He narrowed his sockets and sighed.
"fine...i'm still suspicious of you." Frisk snorted.
"Sans sus. Vote him out." He gave her an unimpressed face.
"ha ha ha. if this is about yesterday, fuck you." She snorted.
"I didn't know you were imposter dude! I said it as a joke!"
"i had no kills, frisky! no kills! how could you!?" He pretended to start crying. Frisk pretended to pat him on the back, then hit him in the back which sent him tumbling down, off the couch.
"you bitch..." He said mumbling. A tiny bone hit him.
"LANGUAGE IN THE HOUSE! I SHALL HAVE NO PROPHENITIES IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSE! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!" Gaster said from the floor above, leaning against the railing.
"AMENNNN!" Frisk said as she looked up and pretended to pray. Sans scoffed.
"I hate you both..."
"W-What is this movie called??" Asked Alphys as finally, they all were set on the couch. Frisk smirked.
"The Land Before Time" Luka spurts and Louis starts barking with laughter.
"Bet 5G Luka will cry." Frisk smirked.
"Bet 10G you'll cry too! You've always skipped that part." He smirked.
"'aight! bet!" They shook hands and the movie started. The start was cute. The baby dinosaurs and all that...Well until the attack happened. Gaster stared in disbelief at the screen and covered Papyrus eyes.
"WHY CAN'T I WATCH THIS PART??" Papyrus asked. Mettaton hissed.
"Um, Papy, darling....I don't think you want to see this..." Undyne frowned.
"This is a kids show?! That approach is scary as hell!" The kids at the orphanage were chuckling. Their dark humor was surely getting the best of them. Sans looked at Frisk as the dinosaur was morning him mother.
"Umm...This could traumatize a pre-schooler..." The three kids looked at each other and snorted.
"We KNOW!" They said at the same time. The movie was nice and educational, but sometimes it would have those scary scenes that would make you question the rating. The attacks of the carnivore dinosaurs was nightmare inducing. Papyrus was frowning at the screen.
"WHY ARE THEY EVEN ATTACKING THEM? AREN'T THEY ALL DINOSAURS...THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE IN DANGER GETTING TO THAT GREEN VALLEY." Frisk hissed.
"No one told him about carnivore dinosaurs?" Frisk asked hopeful. It got really quiet.
"Gaster, you're the dad here!" Toriel said as she pointed at the older skeleton. Frisk shushed them.
"WATCH THIS, IT'S A GOOD PART!" It was the part where Cera gets ambushed by a pack of "domeheads" who are also living in the Mountains that Burn; the rest of the group pose as a tar monster, scaring away the domeheads and frightening Cera. Papyrus shifted uncomfortably.
"the movie is great but...holy...." Sans said as he took a full hand of pop-corn.
"Slow down, idiot. You'll choke on popcorn." Frisk said as she pulled the bowl towards her. Undyne snorted.
"Bet HE wants to see YOU choke. BAUAHAH!" Alphys snorted and Asgore face-palmed.
"This is a kids movie!! Don't ruin it!" Toriel said. Gorgette snorted.
"I think it was already ruined." Mk started laughing. Gaster shook his head at them.
"You all should be ashamed of yourselves...Papyrus is in the room!" That's when Papyrus looked at Gaster.
"WHY WOULD SANS WANT TO SEE FRISK CHOKE...?" Frisk spitted out her drink as Sans started laughing. Napstablook was laughing as well.
"....that's actually a bit funny...." Luka was patting Frisk on the back.
"Breath dumbass! It's not like he actually did anything!" Louis smacked Luka.
"You're horrible at this!" Frisk coughed one more time and wheezed.
"I hate you all so much...Ughh...I feel like i'll throw up." Alphys pushed her glasses up.
"I hope you don't. T-The next m-movie Gaster got is called The Secret of NIMH" Frisk and the two human boys started laughing again.
"It's another fucked up movie, isn't it?" Chara said. Asriel laughed.
"This will be fun." And they were right. The secret of NIMH is after all about rats being tested on and a small mouse seeking help. Not to mention the times that they almost die. It's a scary approach...That a LOT of 80's-90's cartoons seem to have. But hey, Frisk and the others were into it. Not going to lie they are good movies.
"Rotten tomatoes never lie, my love." Luka said with a wink at Frisk as they were watching little Mrs. Brisby going around. Both Louis and Sans grabbed their partners and started narrowing their eyes. Frisk and Luka looked at each other, unimpressed.
"Possessive bitches...Have you never heard of that one set of best friends? One's gay and the other straight and weird? No? Then HONEY get EDUCATED." Frisk spurted as Luka did a period sign after he finished his sentences. Louis snorted.
"I'll have to give him that." Luka did duck lips and started snapping his fingers. Chara rolled her eyes, but she was clearly enjoying this.
"How am i friends with you all, i swear...This is why i wanted in that class bro..." She said, the last time in disappointment. All four kids looked at her.
"We aren't switching." They all said at the same time. Gaster looked at them surprise.
"Damn..." he said, kind of impressed. Papyrus was narrowing his sockets at the screen.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOTHER TERRESSA IS HAPPENING..." Frisk burst into laughter. Asriel looked at Frisk.
"Really, Frisk? Really??" They finally quieted down and started watching the movie, properly. They were now watching the scene the rats agree to help Mrs. Brisby move her home. Then the movie quickly got to the part where they drug Dragon. They got the mouse and now she was in a birdcage.
"THE POOR MOUSE..." Frisk snorted.
"You've seen nothing yet." Sans shakes his head.
"all this trouble to move a house...i feel sorry." The rest all said 'Agreed'. The worst part of the movie was by far when the rats and the mouse get betrayed.
"OH COME ON! THAT'S BULLSHIT!" Gaster frowned.
"It is quite infuriating." The kids all gasped.
"WE GOT GASTER HOOKED UP ON SOMETHING. PAY UP FUCKERS!" Frisk said as she put her hands up. Luka sniffled.
"This is so sad...I-I can't." Frisk gasped, then gasped again as she noticed Louis crying too.
"YOOO I'M LOADED TONIGHT!" Sans groaned.
"remind me to never do bets with you again."
"Bet you can't keep that promise?" She said with a wink as he narrowed his sockets.
"you little-"
"OH MY GOD! THE POOR BABY MOUSES! LOOK!" The house was indeed sinking in the mud. That's when the amulet the mouse had started doing it's magic.
"Wait what? i thought that would be useless!!" Gorgette said as she leaned forward. Chara scoffed.
"Of course it wouldn't be useless! They always do something for a reason! Duhhh!" Chara said as she ate some pop-corn. Asriel pulled the bowl of pop-corn away from her.
"You already raided Undyne's bowl! Shoo!" Frisk laughed.
"If someone can get me some tequila as well, i bet this night is a hit." Mettaton gasped.
"5G and I~ will take you up on that offer!" Gaster frowned.
"No." The movie ended and they all stared at the blank screen for a second.
"yeahhh...i'm not watching another tonight. let's go frisk." He teleported them away. Luka gasped.
"HE STOLE MY CHILD!" Luka said. Gaster raised a bone-brow.
"'Scuse me...WHO'S CHILD NOW?" Frisk and Sans were actually up the stairs.
"Oh damn, you fucked up big time." Frisk said laughing. Undyne hissed.
"He'll get a good beating out of that, no doubt." And that's how the night ended. With a fight between Gaster and Luka on Frisk. Sans was selling wallnuts. Frisk took pictures. Undyne was the one narrating the fight. You could say it was a big success.