Quantumtale After Life

Frisk and Sans were sitting in Frisk's bed and playing together as Papyrus came into their room. 

"COME ON YOU LAZY ASSES!! YOU HAVEN'T LEFT THE ROOM THE WHOLE DAY!! MOVE!!" Frisk and Sans looked at each other unimpressed. Frisk and Sans both scooched over to the side. Papyrus frowned. 

"OUT OF THE ROOM!!" Frisk gave her hand to Sans and they both teleported on the couch. Papyrus face-palmed. 

"OUTSIDE!!" Frisk and Sans were gone for a second until they teleported back. 

"DON'T MOVE, YOU IMBECILES!!" Frisk and Sans just stood there. 

"WELL??" Papyrus asked. Frisk shrugged. 

"You said not to move." Frisk said. Sans snorted. 

"guess he didn't have the back-bone to think this through." Frisk snorted as well. 

"Quite humerous~" Frisk said. Papyrus blinked in surprise then frowned and groaned. 

"I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!"  Papyrus said as both of them laughed. 

"going back to your room??" Sans asked. Frisk snorted. 

"Totally." And they teleported away. 

Frisk and Sans were doing their homework in Sans room as Frisk finished she went and sat on the bed playing with a rubber ball. The ball fell and she found one of Sans notebooks. She opened it and saw a To-Do list in it...however...

"Uhhh...Sans??" He hummed. 

"What is this??" She asked as she pointed at the notebook. He glanced back and shrugged. 

"a notebook that i use mostly for to-do lists...why??" Frisk frowned. 

"Why am i on your to do list...?" Sans spurted and Gaster froze as he was just passing the room. 

"EXCUSE ME?!" Gaster said as he looked at Sans. He started sweating. 

"i'm just gonna go....CYA!!"

"SANS GILBERT GASTER GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Frisk looked confused and shrugged as she put the notebook back. 

Frisk was reading a book on the couch and Sans was relaxing with his sockets closed. As he opened them, the first thing he saw were Frisk's hands. That's when he got an idea. 

"hey frisk~" He said. Frisk lowered the book. 

"did you know you have nice hands? but i think they'd look better on my--"

"ON THE BIBLE YOU SINNER CHILD!!" Gaster said as he threw his spoon at Sans from the kitchen. Frisk covered her mouth as she started snickering. 

"CAN I GET AN AMEN?!" Gaster said. Frisk bowed her head and did a small cross. 

"AMEN! PRAISE THE LORD!!" Sans rubbed the spot where he got hit and frowned at Frisk. 

"you traitor..." Frisk scoffed. 

"Should have drank your holy water on time then." He snarled at her and sunk lower on the couch. Frisk started laughing at him. 

"shut upppp...."

Frisk was talking to Luka and Sans was sitting at his desk, tapping his phalanges impatiently. Suddenly he got mad and teleported behind Frisk and picked her up.

"WHAT THE HELL SANS?!" Sans shrugged. 

"just came to pick up my stuff. cya~" And he teleported away. Luka face-palmed. 

"Possessive bitch..." Luka mumbled. A small bone hit him in the head. 

"OH FUCK YOU!!" He said looking up. 

"friskkkkk pleaseeeee..." Frisk face-palmed. 

"Sans we've walked for 5 meters...WE'RE STILL IN SNOWDIN!!" She said pointing around. Sans groaned. 

"that's 5 meters too muchhhh..." She got mad and picked him up. 

"WHAT THE HELL FRISK?! PUT ME DOWN!!" Frisk snorted. 

"you're so light..." He frowned. 

"IT'S BECAUSE I'MM ALL BONES DIP-SHIT NOW PUT ME DOWN!!" Frisk shook her head and managed to put him on her back in a piggy back type of way. 

"i hate you so much...." He said blushing. Frisk spurted. 

"DID YOU JUST GET HARD--"

"STOP TALK AND MOVE!!" Frisk erupted in laughter as she started walking. 

Sans and Frisk were sitting on the couch as they were doing homework at english. Suddenly he got an idea. 

"hey frisk~ spell me." Frisk looked at him confused. 

"M-E...??" He looked at her smirking. 

"you forgot the d."

"There's no d in me..." Sans winked. 

"not ye--" He was met with a newspaper roll hitting him behind his skull. 

"NOT NEVER. YOU PIG!!" Gaster said from upstairs. 

"DADDDDD...." Sans said groaning. Frisk laughed. 

"Guess you could say you won't lose the V anytime soon." She closed her book and started walking away. He scoffed. 

"smart-ass."

"friskkkk....wake upppp!" He said but Frisk was still sleeping. He frowned and got back. He started running and jumped. Frisk opened an eye and easily rolled on the other side. He fell in the pillows and blanket. 

"fuck you." He said. She then jumped on him and they both fell to the ground. 

"1. 2. 3." Frisk said as she was holding Sans immobilized to the floor. She then got up triumphally. 

"PEOPLE, WE GOT 'EM!! AHHH!!" Frisk said as Sans threw off her balance by hitting her in the ankles with a pillow. She fell over him and then Sans pinned her down. 

"who's on top now~?" He said smirking. That's when Gaster walked in. Frisk and Sans both looked at Gaster for a second before Frisk snorted. 

"You fucked up..." He sighed. 

"i know...." Gaster's eye started flaring. Sans gulped and teleported away. He was in for a BAD TIME.

"Hey Sans you want anything??" Frisk asked as she was looking trough the fridge. 

"you~" He said finger-gunning her. Frisk blinked a few times then looked at the fridge. 

"So a ketchup bottle will do?" His sockets went blank as he sniffled. 

"ouch..." She laughed and patted his skull. 

"That's what you get for eating the last bag of chips you pig." He sniffled again. 

"if i buy you more can i get you?" She shrugged. 

"Maybe~" He sniffled as he zipped his jacket. 

"i'll be back in 5 then..." She chuckled. 

"Get some chocolate too." He nodded and teleported away. 

"What a weirdo...Dating a human. Monsters and humans shouldn't mix." Frisk looked up from her book as Sans looked away from the girl talking shit. 

"And i believe your parents shouldn't have mixed either but hey~ here you are." Sans looked at Frisk and smiled. The girl frowned. 

"Ugh...Someone teach you some manners." Frisk got up and cracked her knuckles. She jumped over the desk and came over to the girl. 

"How's this for manners, bitch?" She slapped the girl across the face so hard she fainted. Luka covered his mouth in shock and Louis put a fist to his mouth hissing. Frisk spat on the floor and raised her hand up. 

"I'll take myself out to detention sir." She said, grabbing her bag just as the teacher walked in. Sans snorted and picked his bag up as well. 

"guess we're going to detention then." He said. The teacher frowned. 

"Why would you go as well." Sans shrugged then picked the girl up with his blue magic, hanging her to the ceiling. 

"that should do it. cya." He teleported away. Frisk was waiting for him in the hallway and they fist-bumped. 

"Let's go~" She said as she started skipping down the hallway. 

"you're ugly." Sans said to Frisk. Gaster gasped. 

"YOU LITTLE SHI--"

"Isn't that what your mom said when she saw you for the first time~?" She said smugly as she lowered the book she was reading. Gaster froze dead in his place. 

"Becoming your legal guardian was the best choice in my life..." Gaster said. Sans let his head fall on the table. Papyrus patted his back. 

"YOU'RE NOT RECOVERING FROM THAT ONE, BROTHER..." 

"friskkkk why the hell are you taking so long--" He froze as Frisk was changing. 

"OUT YOU DUMBASS!!" She yelled. He closed the door. 

"welp shit....but pink underwear...? really??" Frisk groaned from behind the door. He laughed as he leaned against the door. Some while later Frisk opened the door, making him fall right at her feet. He saw right up her skirt. 

"huh....they're more white than i first thought." Frisk flushed and backed away pulling her skirt around her. 

"YOU PIG!!" She said. Sans chuckled. 

"they'd look better on the floor." He said with a wink. Frisk rolled her eyes. 

"And i'd look better on you but i've never said it out loud. Now get up pervert." She said kicking him. He froze at the pick-up line. He started nosebleeding. 

"Yeah, i'm leaving without you for school." She started walking. As Sans stood up she shook her hips a bit. 

"you little--" Frisk winked. 

"Also your super-man boxers are showing." She said with a wink. He froze again as she ran down the stairs laughing. 

"KIDS WE HAVE A POP QUIZ TODAY!!" Everyone looked at Sans and Frisk. 

"OH HELL NO!" Frisk said as she got up. She opened the window and looked down. 

"Mhm, manageable. CYA NEXT PERIOD!! YEEET!!" Frisk jumped out. Sans caught her with his blue magic. 

"yeahhhh...i'm not staying either. btw check blondie in the last seat she's cheating. cyaaa~" He teleported outside and let go of his blue magic, catching Frisk. She giggled. 

"Nice catch~" She said. He chuckled. 

"i know right??" 

They don't usually do this in public so they mostly go in Frisk's room to make out. Buttt...it's not the most proof wise decision since one time Gaster walked right in on them. 

"Hey Frisk, Sans i;m going to the stor---...." Frisk and Sans immediately pushed each other away flushing. Gaster blinked a few times then fell to his knees sobbing uglyly. 

"G-Gaster wait--!!" But he curled on the floor sobbing. Frisk bit her lip and Sans watched his father crying on the floor wincing. 

"MY BABY GIRL IS GROWING UP AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT ITTTTTTTTT!! WAHHHHHHH!! WHYYYYYYY?!" Frisk sunk lower on the bed. Sans rubbing his neck awkwardly. 

"G-Gaster we weren't--" Frisk tried to say but Gaster only started crying louder. 

"SANSSSSS YOU CORRUPTED MY BABY GIRLLLLLL!! YOU MONSTERRRRR!!" Frisk winced. Sans slumped down as his father was still crying. His dad sniffled a few times and turned away from them. 

"I need a minute." He said hugging his knees to his chest. Sans saw the opportunity and pulled Frisk back in a kiss. She didn't get to say anything in protest. Gaster turned around and started crying again, leaving the room. Then a bone came and knocked Sans off the bed. Through the loud sobs or screams they could also hear. 

"SANS, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!! MY BABY GIRLLLLLLLLLLL!!" Frisk snorted and started laughing as Sans looked at the door unimpressed from the floor. Yup...Life in their household was something, alright.