Quantumtale After Life

"YOU EITHER PUT THAT DOWN OR I WILL STRANGLE YOU" Frisk said frowning. Gaster shrugged and slammed the bottle on the ground. 

"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!" Frisk yelled and suddenly the smoke coming from the bottle was no more...however...

"Oh.My.God..." Gaster said with blank sockets. 

"You've got to be kidding me...how old even am i ...? I look like my freaking abuela!!" Frisk said frowning. 

"I...I forgot...humans die so young..i....Let's check. I will pull you in an encounter." And the encounter started. Gaster's sockets went blank as he checked her age. 

"Frisk...You're not 70 human years....you're 70 monster years..." Frisk's eyes widened as she looked at her soul. 

"G-Gaster...." The skeleton spurted as they noticed the white swirl in Frisk's soul. 

"I be damned...i would recognize that in a million...That's my son's magic....Frisk, in the future you will be soul-bonded." 

"h-hold up...s-so i am making frisk live longer by soul-bonding with her in the future...? that's....something..." Frisk sighed as she looked at herself. 

"Yes but now i'm old as hell for a day..." Papyrus shrugged. 

"I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY ANY WAY FRISK!!" She chuckled. 

"Thank you, Papyrus." Gaster sighed and rubbed his template. 

"I need a coffee for this..." As Gaster exited Frisk smirked. 

"Let's go use this to my advantage..." Sans raised a bone-brow. 

"i'm all ears~" He said with a smirk as well. 

Sans was leaning against a wall with tears in his eye. 

"BROTHER, ARE YOU OK??" Papyrus asked confused. 

"movies are so cheap for seniors....all these movies at half the prize...." Frisk chuckled as she came with the tickets. 

"Funniest part? We can mess with Tobias father and he can't do shit about it...watch this..." Frisk was walking slow and then pretended to trip. Tobias father, a fat cat monster, looked at her. 

"Help...Helppp...i fell..." Sans snorted. Tobias father exhaled and tried to help her. 

"HELP HELP! HE IS HARRASING ME!!" Frisk yelled. Th cat monster backed away and a wave of people started yelling at him. Sans pretended to help Frisk and alongside Papyrus they entered to watch the movie. 

"That, Papyrus, is what i call 'magical bullshit'. Old people use it all the time." Sans snorted. 

"jesus christ, dad should have done this a month ago...."

"I always wondered why old people liked Bingo so much...Seems boring." Frisk said as she scratched her head looking at the sheet of paper. 

"it's more about luck really..." Frisk snorted. 

"I can see that...Hmm...I'll take this one. It has numbers that might drop." Sans shrugged as she took the sheet and she, Sans and Papyrus sat down. 

"Oh my. A rookie! Listen, darling. You can quit right now. I am so good at Bingo, i never lost a round!" Frisk blinked a few times at her and looked behind her. 

"Wait, you're talking to me?" She said confused. The lady laughed. 

"Rookie and your brain doesn't work right. Watch it, lady." Frisk shrugged and started looking at the guy who was taking out the small balls from the container. Frisk raised an eye-brow as she noticed something interesting. The woman next to her would always tap the table before the number would be shouted. Frisk poked Sans and showed him. He smirked and used his blue magic. The woman couldn't tap anymore. 

"THE NEXT NUMBER IS.....IS...." The woman was franatically trying to move her arms. Frisk chuckled and the guy finally started calling the actual numbers. And that's where Frisk's eye for numbers came in. Soon enough, she got Bingo TWICE! Sans started laughing. 

"man, you do have the eye for this type of games, don't you?" Frisk shrugged. 

"Next up? I want to play poker with the elders...they're the top notch alright. Oh but let's collect that money prize."

Frisk was at the table with an unreadable poker face. She sighed as the elders all betted on all they had. 

"And i had my hopes up for a good competition..." She let her cards fall and looked at all the elders at the table. 

"THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME SHE'S WON! SHE'S CHEATING!!" Frisk shook her head. 

"I just have a brain, dear." She pulled the money in her bag and got up. One of the bodyguards got up as Frisk was walking and was about to grab her. Sans shot up and was about to grab him instead with his blue magic but Frisk's reflexes were greater. She twisted the man's arm behind his back then with a swift move she slammed him to the floor. Papyrus cheered and Sans chuckled. She called the two skeletons to her. She looked at the elders and waved to them. 

"So nice to play with you!" They all walked out and Papyrus and Sans high-fived her. 

"man, you're on a roll today." Frisk chuckled. 

"I know."

The three were walking towards a thing she wanted to try: knitting. As they were walking however, something hit her in the head. It seemed to be an empty juice bottle. Sans frowned as he picked it up. 

"the hell??" That's when laughter erupted from across the road. 

"LOOK AT LIL GRANNY TAKING HER NEPHEWS ON A WALK. WHAT LADY? YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER MIXED UP WITH THE WRONG LOT??" Frisk sighed as she pinched her bridge. 

"No sonny but it seems your parents did." The kid froze. 

"HEY! YOU'RE AN ELDER! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOW RESPECT!!" Frisk nodded. 

"Sorry, but i don't show respect to people who don't show it back. Also...It's kids who should respect their elders." Frisk said as she took the juice bottle, eyed the trash-can from across the street and threw it right in. The kids stared dumbfound. 

"Have a nice day will ya? Also, change the brand of juice. Last year they were exposed for using chemicals instead of any fruits in their drinks...Unless you want to drink that crap, then go ahead. It's you body, not mine." Frisk started walking and one of the kids got mad. He picked up a rock and was about to hit Papyrus. Frisk swiftly caught the rock. She sighed. 

"Disrespectful, aren't ya? Are you ok, Papy?" He nodded. Frisk threw the rock and hit the branch above the kids. 

"Have a good day." She said smiling as all the water built up on the leaves came tumbling down on them. They screamed and scrambled each on in a different direction. Sans and Papyrus started laughing. 

"FRISK! YOU'D MAKE A GREAT GRANDMOTHER!!" Sans blushed a bit and looked away. 

"Maybe i would~"

"This is just dumb..." Frisk said, scrunching up her nose at the other ladies attempt to do a scarf. 

"Who even knits like this...? Are they dumb?? That's not how you do a loop..." Frisk said. Sans snorted. 

"you know how to knit??" Frisk shrugged. 

"Abuela thought it might be useful in life...Guess what? It wasn't..." Sans chuckled. 

"that's interesting--"

"Excuse me? Yes, your grandkids here are disgusting and i want them out of this club. May i speak to the manager of this place please??" Frisk scoffed. 

"Listen Karen, you either bite your tongue or I will bite your ass for that statement. Is there something wrong with monsters??" The woman gasped. 

"Elders shouldn't be this rude!!" Frisk shrugged. 

"And you shouldn't be so racist. Your point? Invalid. My point? Still stands. The manager? Is watching you, ready to kick yo ass out. Sit the fuck back down." Karen was fumming. 

"HELP HELP! THIS LADY OS HARRASING ME!!" Frisk face-palmed. 

"And they said Metta is dramatic...What can i do to you, woman? Just as you said, i'm an elder." Sans snorted. Karen got mad and grabbed him and Papyrus. Frisk grabbed Karen by the shoulder. 

"Nuh uh. Hands off, lady or i will show you i am not actually just an elder..." Frisk said. Sans hissed. 

"you fucked up." Karen looked confused until Frisk swiftly slammed her down. She looked down at the Karen and spat. 

"Let's go home...It stinks of stupidity..." Frisk said leaving. The two skeletons followed. 

"FINALLY!! I'M ME AGAIN!!" Frisk said triumphally next morning as she woke up. Sans opened an eye lazily then jumped up hugging her. 

"OH THANK GOD!! PLEASE NEVER LET THAT MAN DO ANOTHER EXPERIMENT ON YOU!!" Frisk started giggling. 

"I won't, lovely-bones...Or at least i will try--HUMPH!!" Just like that Papyrus jumped on Frisk and she and the younger skeleton went tumbling down, off the bed.

"YOU'RE NOT A GRANDMA ANYMORE!!" Frisk groaned. 

"Yeah but i'll move like one after this...ughhh..." Papyrus looked down at Frisk and laughed awkwardly. 

"OOPS....MY BAD..." Sans sighed and pulled Frisk close with his blue magic. They stayed like that for a few minutes. 

"You can let go now--"

"no." 

"You sure--"

"yes." Frisk shrugged.

"Oh noooo....I can't get up because you're holding onto me so tight....Oh noooo..." She said pulling out her DS. Sans did the same as he laid down with her in his arms and pulled out his own. 

"oh noooo...." Then they both looked at each other as they opened Mario Kart. 

"Oh nooooooooo." They said at the same time, before starting to play. Yeah....they won't be moving anytime soon.