Quantumtale After Life

"YOU EITHER PUT THAT DOWN OR I WILL KILL YOU!" Frisk yelled. 

"NEVER!! THIS DOSE OF GASS IS ALL I NEEDED!!" Frisk frowned. Her friends well all talking in the corner as she was fighting with Gaster. 

"YOU'RE GOING TO GAS US ALL AND GOD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!" Gaster shrugged. 

"It's a risk i'm willing to take." Frisk frowned and stomped her foot. Sans sighed and got up from their friends, coming over to them. 

"come on old man...just give her the gas and no one will be hurt...literally." Gaster frowned. 

"NEVER!" Frisk and Sans both grabbed onto the container. From their strength it flew up and landed next to Papyrus. 

"PAPYRUS!!" All three yelled. 

"OH, WHAT'S THIS??" Frisk's eyes widened. 

"WAIT NO-" The container was opened and the whole room was flooded by thick gas. They all coughed. 

"OH MY GOD, NOT AGAIN!!" Frisk said looking at herself. She pouted. Sans rubbed his skull. 

"welp shit...back in this form, eh?" He said looking at himself. 

"Oh my!!" Toriel said looking at herself. She was younger than the version Frisk knew but in this universe she was younger then she should have anyways.

"Holy buttercups..." Asgore said. Undyne scramed. 

"I'M SO RIPPED BRO!! NGAHHH!!" Papyrus looked down at Sans. 

"O-oh m-my g-god this opens up s-such fan f-fiction potential between t-these two...H-Holy Frisk h-has a lot of curve." Frisk covered her chest and frowned at Alphys as she shrugged. 

"you gotta be shitting me..." Papyrus beamed. 

"SANS! I AM TALLER!!" Mettaton looked at himself and gasped. 

"I. LOOK. BEAUTIFUL! DARLING THIS IS THE BEST BODY!!" Papyrus blushed as the robot started stretching.

"...oh boy...." Naptsablook said.

"YO! THIS IS COOL!!" MK...Or Monster Adult wasn't looking that different apart from the fact he looked more mature and taller. 

"My snakes are so long!" Gorgette said admiring them.

"Oh boyyy! I'm an adult!!" Chara said looking at herself.

"Holy mother...I'M TALL!!" Said Asriel, throwing his fists up. Frisk looked around at all her friends. Gaster however didn't change much. 

"Great....We are all back at our age in the classic universe...almost all of us..." Sans snorted. 

"this is kind cool, not gonna lie. missed that--OW WHAT THE HELL?!" Sans said rubbing his skull. 

"NO PERVERTED THOUGHTS WITH MY CHILD!!" Sans face-palmed. 

"I AM ALSO YOUR CHILD...BY DNA!!" Gaster waved his hand. 

"UNRELEVANT TO THE SITUATION!" He groaned. Frisk started laughing. 

"So the hell are we supposed to do now?? We AREN'T ready to be adults..." Undyne said frowning. 

"Well, it should run out in 24 hours...RIGHT, GASTER??" Gaster sighed. 

"Unfortunately, yes." They all sighed in relief. 

"You're pretty crazy Gaster, dear." Mettaton said, still admiring himself. Sans and Frisk scoffed. 

"tell me about it." They both said at the same time. 

"EXCUSE YOU?!" Gaster said shocked. 

"Guess this will be a big ass party, eh??" They all decided it would be better if they didn't go to their homes and would stay at Gaster's for the night. It would cause a whole lot of trouble if the Queen and King found out their son was tested on. 

"I suddenly feel the urge to bake a snail pie..." Toriel said, frowning. Sans and Frisk snorted. 

"That's the most Toriel thing you could have said..." Frisk said, chuckling. 

"OH OH OH! I wanna go with Alph to get the ingredients!!" Undyne said. Alphys shook her head.

"I d-don't want to go..." Undyne laughed. 

"Hell you don't. WE'RE GOING!!" Papyrus raised his hand. 

"I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN!!" The three darted out the door. Gorgette scoffed. 

"Guess i will help in the kitchen..." Asgore hummed. 

"I'll just check on Gaster's plants." Gaster winced. 

"Oh..." The two left and then Mettaton and Naptsablook went over to Papyrus room. 

"We need to check his wardrobe, Blooky." Napstablook shrugged a bit and the two entered the room.

"Let's go loot Gaster's room!!" Said Chara as she and Asriel climbed the stairs. The last one was MK.

"I'll just watch some TV..." He sat on the couch and turned the tv on with his mouth. Impressive. Sans and Frisk looked at each other.

"surface walk?" Frisk smiled. 

"Totally....But give me your jacket." Sans looked at her chest then looked away blushing. He handed her the jacket. 

"It smells like ketchup..." He started laughing. 

"i would be more scared if it didn't smell like ketchup.." Frisk and him joined hands and they teleported up on the mountain where they took a break so Sans could regain his streanght, then they teleported again at the edge of the mountain and the city. They were walking around and talking. Well...Until. 

"Woah woah woahhh~ Now that's one good catch there." Frisk raised an eye-brow at them and crossed her arms. Sans still was holding her hand. 

"Excuse me??" The three guys who apprached them looked dumb. 

"Oh come on mama. Don't play dumb. You've got a nice set of accesories." Frisk's eyes widened as Sans sockets went blank. Did they just say Frisk had nice tits...? Oh these bitches--

"Sorry but i'm taken. Sans let's go." The three scoffed. 

"A moster...? Seriously??" Frisk shrugged. 

"Here. I'll show you a monster. Lean closer~" Frisk said seductively. Sans froze, turning blue. Oh shit that was a whole other octave to her voice he so wanted to explore...Fuck no he's 14 soon to be 15 that's bullshit-- It might be the age he has now speaking...Rhe guy leaned closer. 

"Closer~" She said, almost purring. Sans put his fists in his pockets. He was pretty sure that his magic shouldn't react like that- AND couldn't.....aT least now he knew what sex was. Yeyyy- NO! SANS! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!! CONTROL YOUR MAGIC! YOU'RE A PERVERT!! YOU'RE HARD!! WHAT THE HELL-- The guy leaned so close he was almost touching her. 

"Good boy~" Oh she'll be the death of Sans. Frisk smiled and then she hit him in the stomach with one swift move of her knee, then used her head to knock him out. 

"KK fuckers, who's next??" Frisk said crossing her arms. The other two picked the third up and started leaving. Frisk turned to him and clung onto him. 

"Let's go~" She said happily and Sans chuckled amused. What an interesting girl. 

"We're back~ What the hell happened here?!" Frisk asked surprised as she saw all the bottles of beer on the table. 

"who bought all of these...?" They were unopened that was true but his father rarely drank beer so why...? 

"Easy!! We're playing a drinking game!!" Undyne said proudly. Alphys giggled. Frisk raised an eye-brow.

"Drinking game...?" Undyne snorted. 

"Duh!!" Undyne said in a funny voice. Papyrus nodded. 

"FATHER HAD SOME WORK TO FINISH SO THE HOUSE IS OURS!! WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING FUN!! THIS WAS IT!!" Sans frowned. 

"this is an awfuly idea--"

"Ohhh yeahhh! Pop one up for me!!" Frisk said raising her hand. The others stared in disbelief as she easiley took one bottle and took the cap off using the edge of the table. 

"DON'T JUST MAKE IT LOOK SO EFORTLESS!! ALSO WHEN DID YOU DRINK?" Frisk shrugged as she drank some beer. 

"Used to have a small problem with beer back at the orphanage at some point...Ehh, over it but i will enjoy one if offered." Frisk said doing a small cheers. Toriel frowned. 

"That is very unhealthy!!" Chara frowned. 

"Yeah yeah, unhealthy like what? Pop one up for me as well." Frisk opened it and slid it on the table to Chara. She caught it and took a gulp. Asriel frowned. 

"This is awful..." Asriel said shaking his head. 

"Sooo~ Who's playing." Everyone raised their hands apart from 3 people: Mettaton, Naptsablook and MK. 

"Fair enough...The game is: Drinking Pirate...We found it online."  They all now had a bottle in hand. First was Alphys. 

"E-Everyone who h-has taken a picture today m-must drink." Frisk snorted and took a sip. Chara took a sip as well, looking away from Asriel. Papyrus frowned and sipped as well. Sans raised a bone-brow. 

"when did you take a photo??" Frisk smiled and pulled out her gallery. The picture she was talking about was Sans wearing a fake moustache on the street. He snorted. 

" i shall allow this." Sans was next. 

"you choose which player smells the nicest...they must drink." Sans looked at Frisk unimpressed as she put her hands up. 

"I know i know..you like my strawberry smell..." She took a sip. Chara shrugged. 

"He is right though." Toriel nodded. 

"Yes he is. You smell so sweet!!" The goat monster said. Frisk giggled. It was her turn. 

"Okkk soooo...Me and Chara have to say two movies and you guys vote which is worse. The one with most votes drinks." Chara frowned. 

"I sayyyy...PIrates of Caraibbean." Chara said.

"Wel then, I'll make it hard and say Alice in wonderland." Frisk said. Chara high-fived her. 

"Nice one." The others thought about it. In the end they both drank. 

"man, frisk is killing it....how well do you deal with alcohol?" Frisk raised an eye-brow, amused. 

"Sans I am mexican...Tequilla runs in my blood...I'll be fine." Sans sighed. 

"if ya say so..." Chara was next. 

"The player with the most cash on them must drink." Asriel sighed.

"I already know..." He said as he took a sip. 

"Ayeee...So we all need to name movie genres. Who repeats or can't think of anything loses and drinks...Anddd Horro-" So the game started and it ended at exactly Asriel who repeated a genre. He cursed then took a sip. 

"though luck, weed." Sans said chuckling. Toriel was next. 

"Drink if it's past midnight...It isn't...." Asgore sighed. 

"My turn i believe. Oh! Everyone but me and Frisk must drink." Frisk shrugged and the others all took a sip. Gorgette picked a card. 

"Anyone who has been sick while drinking must drink." Frisk and Chara looked at each other and they both drank. Asriel frowned. 

"NYEH HEH HEH! MY TURN, FINALLY!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO SWAP A PIECE OF CLOATHING WITH THE CLOSEST PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX!" Gorgette frowned and gave Papyrus her scarf. Papyrus gave hers, his. Frisk looked at Sans. He shrugged. Toriel and Asgore swapped socks. Undyne swapped with Papyrus their gloves. Alphys swapped with Sans her headband for his goggles. Frisk giggled at that. He winked at her. Chara and Asriel swapped nothing else then....socks...again. Undyne frowned as Sans and Frisk. 

"You better make this interesting! None of the couples did SHIT!!" Frisk rolled her eyes and pointed towards the bathroom. Sans got up groaning and pointed at Undyne. 

"all your fucking fault..." Undyne tipped a non-existent hat as they both went in. They both were with their backs turned to each other as they took their shirts off. Of course, Sans peeked....He wasn't dumb to pass the opportunity...However, that earned him a kick in the back of his shin.

"Don't peek you pervert." Sans rolled his eye-lights as they exchanged shirts. Frisk's sweater was perfect for his size. He however preferred his baggy shirt...which seemed to be perfect for Frisk as it was not tight around her chest. Sans chuckled. 

"see? now it's better." She playfully punched him in the shoulder as they both got out. Undyne stared in disbelief. 

"That's better~ Let's go! If your drinking is mixed then take a drink." Frisk snorted and took a sip. Chara started laughing. Alphys pulled a card and frowned. 

"I-i must k-keep a h-hand o-on my crouch for the next round." They laughed at that. Sans was next. 

"fill up my cup then down it...??" He asked a bit confused. Frisk's and Chara's eyes widened as they realized what that meant. 

"Fuuu- i hope you got something else than beer for this..." Undyne frowned then pulled out actual tequila. 

"Now we talking!" Frisk opened the cap and poured a glass. 

"Do you know how to down a drink...??" Sans frowned a bit at the glass. 

"guess everything has a first time...?" He downed it but that set him in a fit of coughing. 

"h-how the fuck d-do humans do this...BLEAGH!!" Frisk chuckled. 

"Chara, hit me." Chara nodded and poured her a glass. She had no problem downing it. 

"should i be concerned you're almost 15....??" Frisk shrugged. 

"My parents and grandparents thought me well." She said, wipping her mouth. We shall high-light the interesting parts: Undyne getting drunk as hell, Chara almost breaking the lights in the whole house and our all time favorite: Frisk in Sans lap. Everyone was sleeping in the living room on the floor as Frisk was getting some water for a little bit tipsy Sans. 

"Here you go--" Frisk got pull on the couch and was now on top of the skeleton. She was blushing yes, but she frowned. 

"You silly skeleton you need to drink water--ahhhh!! The fuck are you doing?!" That dumb skeleton just buried his head in her chest. She blushed even more. He groaned. Yeah...he was definitely drunk. 

"Sans..? SANS!!" But it didn't work he was just tracing her body with his hands like a lunatic. That's when he pushed her under him and the glass was now on the floor. 

"Sansss...Remember your REAL age..." She said, red. That's when the door opened. 

"Hello ki-....SANS GILBERT GASTER GET OFF OF FRISK RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT!!" He froze as he heard his father and he immediately shot up. 

"What the hell were you all thinking..? DRINKING?! ugh...Frisk, you didn't drink??" Frisk snorted. 

"I did. Those bottles are mine." Frisk pointed to the biggest pile. Gaster frowned. 

"One day you get older and you all are acting like brainless-- Wait THOSE ARE ALL YOURS?!" Frisk snorted. 

"Mayybeeee..." Frisk said smiling. 

"You're all grounded...Fuck this shit- I'm going to bed." Frisk's eyes widened. 

"WAIT! At least get him off."

"Nope, that's a you problem. A me problem is sleep." Frisk reached for him as Sans was now pinning her down again. 

"GASTERRR!! PLEASEEEEE!!"

"He won't do anything. He's drunk out of his mind. Just push him over, he'll fall instantly." Frisk groaned and pushed him. He immediately collapsed next to her. 

"You're evil." 

"Have fun taking care of their hungover in the morning." Frisk face-palmed. She was doomed....