The talk you don't want to have
Oh Jesus Christ they dreaded this talk...Misses Doods smiled.
"I am sure you all are accustomed to the monster ways of having children...But we do not know the human way!" Frisk paled.
"Miss...I-Is that necessary..?" Frisk asked as she realized what she will be doing. And she wanted to spare her friends.
"Why, Frisk? I believe it's a necessity!" Frisk sunk lower in her chair.
"Will we also do the condom practice...?" Frisk asked. Sans raised a bone-brow.
"condom...? the hell is that??" Frisk put both arms over her head. Misses Doods nodded.
"Yes indeed. I see you are familiar with this class." Frisk snorted.
"Wish i wasn't..." Misses Doods smiled.
"Well then...Let's start with human anatomy." The woman pulled two drawings out and hanged them for the class. A male and a female body, naked. Frisk scrunched her nose up in disgust.
"EWWWW!! THEY'RE NAKED!!" Undyne said, disgusted as well. Sans raised a bone-brow.
"so that's how you would look naked...?" Frisk smacked him behind the skull.
"OWW!" He said rubbing the spot. Toriel snorted.
"It's different from monsters..." She said as she tilted her head. It was true that monsters didn't have....THOSE.
"Well kids these are the genitals--" Anddd the anatomy started. Frisk sunk lower and lower in her seat until she was almost under the desk as the teacher was going over how ALL THAT works. Frisk wanted to just crawl in a hole and die...Oh wait-
"Well then, let's talk about reproduction." Frisk put both hands on her face. Misses Doods frowned at her.
"Frisk, i need you to pay attention to this." Frisk looked at her unimpressed.
"Miss, if someone here had knowledge on this type of things? that would probably be ME." She said gesturing to herself. Misses Doods must have just realized the fact she was actually human.
"Ah, I see..." Misses Doods said.
"Why don't you come forward and explain how you were made?" Frisk spurted.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN HUMAN SEX?! TO MONSTER IS JUST SOULS BUT- HELL NO!!" Frisk said. The monsters looked at her confused.
"Wait so you don't use souls...??" Frisk realized what she just said. Oh God....
"It's ummm...Uhhhh....." Frisk said. Misses Doods raised a brow amused at her and gestured to the drawings. Frisk frowned as she got out and took the teachers teaching stick.
"Have fun." Misses Doods said winking. Frisk smiled bitterly.
"Oh God strike me, this is awkward...Umm...Soo....Humans ummm....reproduce through sex which is..." And Frisk started explaining. The monsters were grossed out. They were all grossed out.
"THAT'S SO DISGUSTING!! WHY WOULD HUMANS DO THAT?!" Frisk shrugged.
"Technically, feel good." Alphys looked at her in surprise.
"A-Are t-there w-ways to do this f-for fun as well??" Frisk sighed.
"Unfortunately....there's pills....and condoms.." Frisk said as she eyed a package on the teacher's desk.
"Speak of them, we will practice to put them on tubes." Frisk face-palmed as she went to her set. Next to her was Sans who decided he couldn't take this and pulled his hood on, making himself a burrito.
"You ok there, burrito man...?" Frisk asked. Sans sighed.
"just kill me...i didn't need to know this...." Frisk snorted.
"Feeling's mutual..." Sans frowned then took of his hood.
"how did you know about this...?" Frisk looked at him unphased. His sockets widened and his face scrunched up.
"that's disgusting...." He said. Frisk chuckled.
"I know." Then they got two condoms thrown on their desks by the teacher. Frisk looked at it and frowned.
"It's fruit flavored....EW." Frisk said as she picked it up, disgusted. The other's were looking at the small packages a bit curious. Then Misses Doods gave them all tubes.
"Well then children...I am...not sure either how to do this properly." Frisk rolled her eyes.
"Here." Frisk opened the condom with her teeth and easily put it on the tube. A skill she wished she didn't learn from her father. The other kids looked in disbelief. Chara, who has been asleep the whole time opened her eyes.
"The hell..? Oh...Sex ed...ew...." She said as she also pulled the condom on. Frisk raised an eye-brow.
"Sex Ed. in primary school??" She snorted.
"With the sports teacher." Frisk covered her mouth.
"Oh shiii- Biology teacher." Chara and Frisk started laughing and they both leaned over their desks to high five. Sans looked confused.
"but...i still don't get why you would need this...." Frisk and Chara gave each other an unimpressed look.
"The cum goes in this....It doesn't get in. No baby." Sans spurted and turned blue. He pulled his hood back on.
"i'm out...." He said as he sunk down in his seat.
"Well kids, this lesson barely covered anything. There's multiple ways of doing this....um...activity. And you can also watch this on--" Frisk and Chara were both waving their hands frantically for the teacher to stop.
"THAT'S NOT CHILD FRIENDLY CONTENT!!" Frisk and Chara said. The woman only realized that.
"Ah, I see..." Frisk face-palmed as Chara let her head fall on the desk.
"That's called porn, miss.....just....just don't..." Frisk said as she rubbed her template. Chara snorted as she hummed the intro for our favorite website-
"NO!" Frisk screamed. Chara snorted.
"I can understand only half of this shit..." Undyne said, picking up the condom and looking at it weirdly.
"We wish we didn't." Both Chara and Frisk said at the same time. They finger-gunned each other.
"Well then. I believe this concludes our lesson." Frisk and Chara jumped up.
"OH THANK GOD!!" Frisk said. Chara looked up like she was praying and they both dolted out of that place. Misses Doods chuckled.
"Kids, don't take them wrong. You see...? This is not only a matter of multiplication. It's also a matter of passion. It happens between humans often, that is correct but a lot of humans prefer to do it out of love and the will to start a family. Not to mention, this is not an easy subject. Rape is a very common thing. Sex without the consent of a victim. It could mentally affect someone and female humans are the most exposed to this risk. Including Frisk." The monsters froze in place.
"Some human males are disgusting and vile...This subject makes her uncomfortable exactly for that plus, she's only a child. Pleasuring yourself is not a sin." All the monsters were paying attention to Misses Doods and they scrunched their noses up at the last part.
"It's hormones. We talked about this....Ugh, nevermind. Just get to your lunch. Also? Don't pressure the subject out of them." The kids all got out of their desks.
"This is so fucked up...Oh wait..." Undyne said as she realized what the swear word meant. Sans snorted.
"tell me about it...where is frisk...?" They saw Frisk and Chara talking in the hallway.
"That's soooo fucked up...You walked in on them? Dude..." Frisk snorted.
"Yeah. I was so disgusted. But you know, when you hear your mom go Ahh~ in the middle of the night you need to check it out." Chara and Frisk started laughing. Sans froze, going blue. Undyne snorted.
"Guess Frisk will go Ah for you now, eh?" Sans pulled his hood on again.
"i hate you so much..."
"HEY FRISK, LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!!" Frisk came over to the group and they all continued their day normally. Apart from Sans, who felt his sins crawling on his back....