Quantumtale After Life

"Sooo...you want us to help you with Toriel...because we're already together...?" Frisk asked raising an eye-brow. Sans was snoozing against her and Undyne and Alphys were also eyeing the fidgeting goat monster. 

"BUAHAHA!! This will be easy!! Just let us do the work! NGAHHHH!! Come on Alph!!!" Undyne pulled Alphys after her and the two started jogging down the halls. Frisk sighed and poked Sans. He woke up. 

"hmm...what...?" Frisk filled him in. Sans frowned but then they both started chuckling. 

"sorry for ya, flower boy. let's go after them?" Frisk smiled and nodded. 

The first plan was supposed to be easy: A small anime style of confession. It was Alphys idea. They brought Toriel to the echo field and they hid in the tall grass. 

"Move to the side, punk! They'll see me!!" Frisk scoffed and moved a bit more. Sans rolled his eye-lights and put his arm over her bringing her closer. 

"there you go, fish-sticks. now shut up! you'll get us caught!" Undyne started snarling but Alphys stopped him. Frisk thought this idea was stupid. 

"Oh! Asgore! What is this...?" Toriel asked confused when the goat monster pulled out a note, gave it to her and left. Toriel looked at the note and tilted her head trying to read it. She brought it closer then looked at it from a bigger distance. She frowned and threw it in the grass. 

"What a stupid prank...can't even understand what it says." Frisk looked confused at Toriel's reaction and as the girl was leaving she got up and picked the note up. Her face fell. His hand writing was horrendous. 

"wassup..?" Sans asked teleporting behind her. She face-palmed and showed him the note. Sans spurted. 

"holy jesus...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Sans picked the note and started staring at it. Undyne pushed Sans and picked the note up as well. 

"WHAT THE DUCKS IS THIS?!" Undyne said showing Alphys. Alphys pouted. 

"I-I d-didn't k-know his w-writing w-was so ugly...o-oh d-dear..." They all groaned in unison and went after Asgore. When Frisk found him she smacked him over the head and gave him his note back. 

"What is this..?" Asgore asked confused, rubbing the spot where he got hit. Sans teleported next to him. 

"that's your note, lover boy." Asgore yelped, not being used to Sans teleporting like her. The monster prince fell on his back. Undyne and Alphys also came in.

"You should seriously take some calligraphy classes..." Undyne said crossing her arms. Alphys nodded in agreement. He balled the note and threw it away. 

"What now...?" Asgore asked, bummed out. 

"My turn!" Undyne said smiling and pointed at herself. Frisk and Sans looked at each other, worried about the fish monsters idea. 

There was Asgore...trying to pose to impress Toriel. She was just looking at him funny. Frisk and Sans had to cover each other's mouths so they wouldn't burst out into laughter. 

"Uhh....Gorey...what are you doing??" Asgore was sweating bullets. 

"P...Posing..?" Toriel tilted her head, confused. 

"Why...?"

"T..To impress....?" Asgore asked, his voice cracking. Toriel giggled and patted his head. 

"You're so funny sometimes!" Toriel started walking away and Asgore fell face-first into the floor from his pose. Undyne came next to him and poked him with her foot. 

"Man, you can't even hold an easy pose for more than 10 minutes...tsk tsk tsk." Frisk and Sans burst out into laughter and were looking at the photos they took in secret. Alphys pushed her glasses up in confidence. 

"D-do not w-worry. T-this t-time i will let s-something e-else speak f-for you!!" Frisk and Sans stopped laughing to pay attention. When they heard Alphys say that Frisk frowned and Sans snorted. They both knew this plan will fail as well. Undyne and Alphys just kind of agreed they wee dating without even asking each-other...They knew nothing about this type of stuff. Sans and Frisk..? They at least had a vague idea. But they wanted to see how this will play out. Might as well enjoy the show. 

"Asgore...I don't think this is a good idea to--" Frisk said trying to stop the prince. 

"Oh don't be such a coward Frisk! You go Fluffybuns. Shoo shoo!!" Undyne said hitting her in the back, which made her cough and groan in pain. Sans pulled her away from the violent fish and frowned at her, rubbing her back. 

"did it hurt..?" Sans asked, a bit amused.

"She's got boulders instead of hands..." Frisk said straightening her back and they both could hear something crack. They winced. 

"L-Look h-he's going!!" The four of them looked from behind the corner at the goat monster coming to Toriel with a bouquet of flowers. Frisk's eyes widened. Shit--

"H-Hey..Tori!!" Asgore said awkwardly rubbing his neck. Toriel beamed and smiled. 

"Gorey! Woah! What a pretty bouquet! Who is it for...?" She asked, blushing a bit. 

"I...It's for you, hehe!" Frisk dolted out of her hiding spot. 

"Toriel~~ How about we take a stroll eh??" Toriel looked confused. 

"B-But..Gorey he just--"

"You will? AWESOME! Let's go!!" She started pulling Toriel which reluctantly followed, looking back at Asgore and shooting him an apologetic look. They both left. Undyne came out of her hiding spot fuming. 

"WHAT THE DUCKS?! It was going so well!! UGHHH!!" Undyne kicked some dirt. Alphys came as well, confused on why Frisk just ruined it. 

"D-do y-you t-think she's j-jealous..?" Sans came out of his hiding spot looking at Alphys with narrowed sockets. 

"O-ok...n-not that.." Alphys said backing away a bit. Sans sighed and took out his phone and shot Frisk a message. She responded and he snorted. 

"What's so funny, HUH?! bonehead!!" Sans shrugged and pocketed his phone. 

"The fact Toriel is allergic to the daises in the bouquet and Frisk didn't want her to get too close so she won't have an allergic reaction." Asgore looked at the bouquet and frowned, throwing it to the ground.

"Great...Aren't i just doing everything right??" Sans looked at the goat monster with a sad look. He knew how that feels alright. 

"I-I can t-try o-one m-more t-thing!!" Alphys said raising her finger. Sans look at Alphys and internally prepared himself for this. Hooo boy...

Frisk and Sans were playing video games on their phone, sitting on the floor, as Undyne and Alphys watched with a lot of attention Toriel coming in class and noticing the gifts from her desk. They smiled at each other and Frisk and Sans gave bored glances towards the scene. If they knew something, they knew that there was probably going to be something wrong with the plan.  

"Oh my!!" Toriel gasped as she saw the presents. Chocolates, a teddy bear and a rose. But...

"I wonder who gave me these! They are beautiful!! But...there's no note..." Frisk and Sans looked at each other and started howling with laughter as Toriel was looking through her stuff. Gorgette scoffed. 

"Maybe it was Sans~?" Frisk looked at Gorgette. 

"Pass that by me again, please??" Frisk said. Gorgette raised her hands up in defese and smiled apologetically, clearly unsettled by Frisk's change of manner. Sans snorted. 

"chill, frisky." Frisk rolled her eyes and presses a button on her game. Sans stared in disbelief at his screen as his mouth fell agape. 

"hold up--" But the bell rang and so the girl's plan went to ruins.

"UGHHH!! Nothing is working!!" Undyne said kicking some dirt again. Frisk and Sans looked at each other and they smiled. 

"We doing it?"

"we're doing it." Sans and Frisk nodded as they departed from the two confused monsters. They had a plan. And hopefully? It won't go to ruins like the rest. But it was Frisk we're talking about. Sans knew her plans never failed, plus? She's always been a hopeless romantic. 

"be yourself tough guy. we've got everything covered for you ok??" Sans said giving Asgore a pat on the back. Toriel was coming with Toriel who's eyes were covered by a bandana. Frisk left Toriel in front of Asgore and he took off her blindfold. Both Sans and Frisk hid in the tree as Undyne and Alphys asked to watch from a bush. 

"Gorey! W-what is this..?" Frisk and Sans looked at each other smiling. Frisk leaned forward a bit, watching excitedly and Sans rolled his eye-lights at her excitement. He put an arm over her abdomen so she won't fall off. 

"h-hey Tori! U-um...I've been trying to get you the whole week an I couldn't so...I...with some help...prepared a date..?" Toriel blushed. 

"A..A date?" She asked. Asgore blushed as well. 

"Y-yeah...I-if you want to of course--" 

"I do..." They looked at each other smiling and Frisk pulled a vine, showing the two a picnic. Undyne and Alphys were watching excitedly from behind the bush. The two went over to the picnic and they actually started talking. They had a lot in common. They both loved flowers, books, even snails (that made both Frisk and Sans scrunch up their faces in disgust). Suddenly Frisk pulled out her bluetooth speaker and looked at Sans for approval. He smirked and nodded. She searched through her songs and found it: The same song she danced on with Sans on Christmas: Put your head on my shoulder. Undyne almost got them caught as she started laughing. Frisk and Sans were swaying childishly as they lip synced to the song. Sans almost fell once. Frisk had to catch him. 

"W-what's with the song?!" Asgore inhaled and got up with confidence and bowed down, outstretching his hand. Toriel blushed and took it as the two started swaying. Frisk bounced up and down in excitement as Alphys and Undyne were silently clapping and celebrating. Sans was trying hard not to laugh. Frisk and Sans then decided to dance mockingly on the brench...well dance as much as they could since they were sited down and...yeah you get the point. Asgore then looked at Toriel. 

"Uhh..Tori..will you be...maybe...you know..." Toriel giggled and smiled. 

"Yes, Asgore." Frisk looked at Sans and he nodded. She took out of her inventory a tube of flower like confettis. She popped it and flowers started falling. Undyne shot a text. 

|*Next time I want a date with Alph I am so hiring you to be my wingwoman >:D 

Frisk snorted at the dumb meesage and showed it to Sans. He shrugged. He took her phone and started typing. 

we come together as a set. also: don't forget the price ;) -signed, the legendary fartsmaster*|

Undyne frowned at the sitting in the tree and raised her fist at them. Frisk stuck her tongue out at her and Sans made an L on his forehead with his fingers. Undyne rolled her eyes and they continued to watch the couple. The song ended and Frisk pocketed her stuff again. The couple of goat monsters sat back down. At one point they decided to give the two their privacy and Sans outstretched his hand towards Frisk. She smiled and took it as they teleported away. They were now in Frisk's room. They looked at each other and Frisk started cheering as she hugged Sans by his neck and they both went tumbling down at the girl's excitement. 

"woah thereeee. slow your horses, frisky!!" He said chuckling as the both were now on the floor. They both started laughing. 

"Did you see how awkward he was and then BOOM! Le musique!! And BOOM!! Love! Magic! Man i'm so good at this! Next time i'm asking for money!" Sans started laughing. 

"why didn't we do this from the first try?" Frisk gave him an obvious look and he raised his hands up in defense. 

"ok ok gotcha...." Frisk started laughing. Suddenly Gaster called them. 

"FRISK??? SANS?? ARE YOU THERE?? WE'RE HAVING PIZZA! COME ON!!" Frisk raised and eye-brow at him and he smirked. 

"race?"

"Oh yeah!" Frisk said and they both dolted out the door. Sans however stopped in the door-way as he saw Frisk dropped something. It was a small note. He picked it up and noticed it was actually a drawing of them two dancing. She probably used Asgore and Toriel as reference and drew them two instead. He chuckled as he pocketed it and teleported downstairs. Man, she was the best.