A school trip
"OH MY GOD!! WE'RE GOING TO THE SURFACE!!" Undyne said excitedly. Everyone was playing cards, apart from Frisk who was helping Sans win.
"Oh my~ The surface??" Mettaton asked.
"...why....?" Asked Napstablook.
"Yeah! Why are we going?" Asked MK. Undyne smirked.
"We're going to something called a museum." Frisk's eyes widened and she started snickering.
"W-we're going to a museum..? I-is it a history one..?" Undyne nodded. Frisk was trying to keep the laughter in.
"I..i see...A-are we going with a human school...?" Undyne norrowed her eyes.
"How did you know...?" Frisk was wheezing at this point. Sans was trying not to laugh at her laughter. It has always been contagious.
"W-why a-are you laughing, F-Frisk-sama?" Alphys asked. Frisk sniffeled and wiped her tears.
"Sorry sorry...it's just that museums can be kind of boring and if we are going with a human school there's no way we won't encounter some stuff. You'll see. It's ok..." The others shrugged.
"With what school are we going, Undyne?"
"Apperently Ebbot School." Frisk spurted and looked at Undyne.
"What now..?" Sans raised an bone-brow.
"Ebbot School?" Frisk rolled her eyes.
"My old school. Great." She said disgusted. Asgore looked at Frisk and asked.
"Why is that a bad thing. I am sure they must miss you..?"
"No way they actually miss me. Bet they were glad i was gone. I also bet they're racist little pricks. Oh Sans put this one." Frisk said pointing at his cards. Sans frowned at her.
"but that will make me lose."
"Nah, just watch." She took the card and put it down. Undyne sat down alongside them and watched.
"H-how d-did you g-get that c-card!! A-aw m-man.." Alphys said taking a card and it was now Mettaton's turn.
"Oh my~ That's quite the blocker!" Mettaton sighed and took a card. Toriel frowned.
"Next round i want Frisk to help me, please." She giggled as she took a card. Asgore frowned at his cards and put down two 7's. Sans sockets widened.
"you little genius..." Sans said. Frisk smiled.
"Your welcome." Asgore looked at Frisk as Sans was putting down two jokers.
"Are you sure you aren't looking in our cards?" Frisk shook her head.
"Nahh, i'm just trying to guess what cards you might have by the places in the deck and by what you put down. Alphys frowned.
"I-I'm n-never playing c-cards w-with h-her a-again...w-we totally lost." Frisk shook her head again.
"If you're smart you can easily beat us. This move was risky and flawed." Sans looked at her and narrowed his sockets.
"why don't you use this brain of yours when we have a test...i saw what you can do." Frisk shrugged.
"Don't feel like it." Sans face-palmed.
"macaou!!" Sans said when it was finally his turn and the next one he won. Everyone groaned.
"That's it! Frisk, sit here!!" Frisk started giggling and went to sit over by Toriel's side.
"F-Frisk-sama! Y-you s-shuffle!" Undyne sat next to Alphys.
"Put me in coach! Give me a hand!" Frisk nodded and took the cards as she started shuffling.
"So! Children! I expect you to be on your best behaviour!" Misses Doods said as she was sitting next to Mr.Gaster. Gaster was holding Papyrus hand. The percks of being the teacher's son huh? They were all listening to the boring lecture about the trip the other class from the Surface came. It was Frisk's old class. Her eyes widened when she heard a familiar voice.
"If this isn't going to be fun, eh? We're going to a zoo." Said a boy. He was a bit fat. He had a tall and a short guy behind them and they all were laughing at the joke.
"The only zoo here is you and your group of goons, Poopy Mike."
"Who the hell said that?!" The boy froze as Frisk came forward. Mike's smile stretched.
"Freaky Sanchez! Well someone hold me i may be hallucinating. Look at you!" The monsters watched in surprise the exchange between the two kids. Frisk's friends were about to step forward and take her side (yes, even Gorgette) when Frisk's old teacher looked at Frisk surprised.
"Frisk...? Is that really you...?" The teacher said. Frisk smiled.
"Hello Misses Emily!" Frisk said politely. The woman hugged the girl.
"Oh, we all were so worried when we found out you fell down the devil's hole!" Undyne came closer to Frisk.
"Devil hole..?"
"I'll tell you later..." The teacher let go and went on to talk to Mr.Gaster and Misses Doods.
"Tsk. Look at you. You're hanging out with animals." Frisk looked the kid up and down.
"I can see that. A bear is right in front of me." The kid snarled at her.
"Watch it, Sanchez." Frisk sighed.
"Your problem is with me, Big boy. So shut it." They were glaring at each other when Sans put a hand on her shoulder.
"leave him. frisky. he's not worth it."
"OHHHH~ Would you look at that..? The monster has to hold her in line. Woof woof little puppy. Go ahead and bark...bit--" Frisk was about to jump at him when both Sans and Undyne held her back.
"WOAHHHH~ THE DOG CAN BITE!! BUAHAHAHHA!!" The boy started laughing and his goons joined in. Sans frowned. Undyne was gritting her teeth. Toriel stepped forward and was helping pull Frisk back. Asgore then came and started talking.
"Listen! As future King of the Underground i advise you to watch yourself." The boy wiggled his hands.
"Oh booo hooo. The little prince is protecting his friend." Frisk tried to break free from their hold again. The kids all snorted.
"Don't talk like that about Gorey or Frisk!!" Gorgette said.
"Oh nooo!! Don't look in her eyes! You will turn to stone." Sans frowned.
"frisk..?" She looked at him.
"Yes..?" Everyone looked at each other and his smile started growing.
"make us proud." He said with a wink. She smirked as the girls all let go of her. The boys backed away. The classmates of the boys who didn't dare look at the scene were now looking.
"H-hey why did you let go?!" He asked. Undyne patted her shoulder and balled her hand in a fist and started hitting her other palm. Alphys pushed her glasses up and nodded. Toriel patted her back.
"hey bucko. i have a message for you." Sans said, being the only one holding her. His face turned dark.
"y o u ' r e g o n n a h a v e a b a d t i m e." Frisk in the blink of an eye was behind the fat boy as both his friends backed away. Frisk's old classmates looked scared. The monsters however scared them more as they started talking to Frisk.
"don't break a bone, buddy." He said shrugging.
"Oh boy! Frisk in action! Yooo!! She's so holding back!" Mk said.
"HEY!! WHAT'S WITH THAT AWFUL POSTURE?? SIT STRAIGHT SOLDIER!!" Undyne said saluting.
"Oh my, you're going easy on him." Toriel said.
"NYEH HEH HEH!! GO HUMAN FRISK!!" Papyrus said.
"G-Good j-job F-Frisk-Sama, but y-you're h-holding b-back!" Alphys said clapping a bit.
"Man, what a pity...she's holding back. Gorey~ do something."
"I believe we already are, by letting her go."
"Oh my~ They're screwed...Aren't they Blooky~?" Mettaton said. Napstablook nodded and smiled a bit.
"...ehehe....they are..." Frisk straightened her posture and the kid started pleading.
"STOP STOP STOP I'M SORRY!!" Frisk in the other second was next to her friends. The classmates looked at the boy then at Frisk and cheered. Frisk's old classmates were left silent.
"NOW CHILDREN! WE WILL BE GOING TO OUR POINT OF ATTARCTION! THE MUSEUM!" Frisk smirked as she cracked her knuckles and the three bullies scrambled in the crowd. The monster class left laughing.
"ok...next time you say something is boring...i'll believe you.." They were at the 5th stone that day with a history so long you could probably write a book. Finally something interesting happened.
"Ok children. I will let you all look around the Museum and we will meet here in 3 hours! Have fun! And please respect the rules!" Misses Doods said. Everyone sighed in relief. Frisk and Sans decided they will stick together. They were walking when Mike grabbed Frisk and pulled her by her hair after him.
"OW OW OW OW!!!" She said. Sans was left dumbfound. He teleported behind the guy.
"hey, bastard? i suggest you let go. N O W" Mike scoffed.
"You don't scare me--hehheh...i'm so so sorry..." The kid said as he turned around and saw her best friend...no, boyfriend...looking at him, his eyes flaring with a blue clock inside. Frisk was dropped to the ground. The kid scoffed.
"The hell are you, a Halloween costume?" He grabbed Sans by the hem of his jacket. Frisk looked up and frowned. She smirked, still on the floor.
"You have 3 seconds...or else." The kid didn't pay attention to her.
"Fine...Sans?" He winked and teleported out of reach. Frisk wrapped her legs around the kids leg and threw him to the ground. She got up and saw that the goons were now mad. Her eyes widened and she looked at Sans. They smiled mischeviously.
"Run!" She said as she quickly scrambled to her feet and they started running. They were laughing quietly as they entered the Egyptian part of the museum. They looked around. They needed to hide. They hid behind a red curtain. They were quitely snickering as the kids passed them.
"pfft- they're so stupid.."
"shhh- they'll hear us silly-bones."
"ok ok ok..whoopee chusion?" Frisk smirked.
"whoopee chusion." He slid the whoopee chusion on the floor and one of the kids stepped on it. They teleported out of their hidding spot.
"Man, aren't you two nasty?" She said, Sans shrugging. The two kids turned towards them. Mike right then came from behind.
"GET THEM YOU IDIOTS! THEY'RE MAKING A FOOL OF US!" Sans frowned.
"Add 10." She said. Sans looked at her and smirked. She just told him what coordonates to go. What a smart girl.
"hold on, mi'lady." He grabbed her hand and they teleported. They ran right into Undyne, Alphys, Toriel, Gorgette and Asgore. They started laughing.
"What the hell did you two do now??" They told the whole story to their friends.
"NO WAYYYY!! BRO! I WILL BEAT THEM UP FOR THAT!" Frisk and Sans shook their heads.
"We aren't done. They're underneath. Look!!" Frisk said showing them that you could see them in the central part. Frisk started clapping and jumping up and down with a childish smile on her face. Sans looked at her and sighed, looking at Undyne and Asgore.
"you're telling me i'm supposed to say no to that smile?" He closed his eyes and took her hand teleporting. They were surrounded, but not for long. If Frisk loved to do one thing, it was her special move: 'Slide and Fall'. She would slide between someone's legs and pull down their pants. She did exactly that to one of the goons. He fell forward and Frisk got up, Sans quickly jumping over the 'fallen soldier', laughter rolling from up the balcony where their friends were recording. They smiled and Frisk did the peace sign. Alphys waved and Undyne and Toriel gave them a thumbs up. They were running again.
"soo where we going, frisky?" Frisk pulled him into the greek area.
"nice, greek mithology. wait..wasn't there an AU with that? what can i say except: hello, my lovely wife~"
"Don't break the 4th wall now, please!" She said laughing. They hid behind a statue of Athena. They sighed in relief as they could catch their breaths and started laughing and snickering quietly. They high-fived.
"man, you're smooth!" He said to Frisk she smiled, blushing a bit.
"I try. Now shh, they're coming!" Sans and Frisk were still laughing.
"shut uppp!!"
"you shut up!"
"how about we just both shut up?!" Frisk said and she covered both her and the skeleton's mouth.
"Why the hell are we even chasing these two...? It's so dumb.."The first guy said.
"They have magic, dude...just leave it..."The second guy said.
"You seriously gonna let Freaky Sanchez step all over you??" Mike said mad.
"We stepped all over her back in primary school dude...leave her be.." The boy scoffed and let his shoulders slump down.
"Let's go..." Frisk and Sans sighed in relief...that is until.
"WACTH OUT!!" Frisk said coming out of the hidding spot and pushing the three kids out of the way of a falling statue. Sans sockets widened.
"FRISK! YOU OK??" Frisk gave him a thumbs up.
"I'm fine...Jeez that was close..." She said getting up. Mike narrowed his eyes.
"why the hell did you help us, Freaky Sanchez??" He said bitterly. Frisk rolled her eyes.
"Grow up dude...I won't let you get killed just because you bullied me. Jesus, I'm not an animal...Let's go Sans...i'm hungry.." Sans nodded and helped Frisk up. Mike grabbed her hand. Frisk and Sans frowned at the move. Sans pulled her towards him and put a hand between the two to separate them.
"you pull any shit and i will gladly break a bone." Sans said. Mike raised his hands in defence.
"i just wanted to apologize for my stupid behaviour...like really really stupid behaviour...and to say thank you..." Frisk looked at the guy and smiled.
"Knew you had it in ya." He nodded.
"See ya around, Sanchez." The boy left with his goons in silence. Sans looked at his best friend...no, girlfriend....dumbfound.
"did this guy seriously just apologize after he chased us around for a hour and a half..?" Frisk snorted and they both started laughing. As they started walking towards the food court, Frisk would tell Sans all type of things she knew about the stories behind the stuff he asked: why were they exposed here.
"so you're telling me...this painting here was made by a guy with an amputated finger..? humans are so determined sometimes."
"Yeah! And here! We're entering the Egyptian area. That's supposedly Tutankhamun's statue!"
"that's so much gold....and they said we have too much. the hell?? wait..isn't the guy just a kid?!" Frisk snorted. They went around like this and even went to eat. After some time they met with their friends and they went around the museum together, with Frisk as their guide. Finally it was time to leave. As they rode back in the car. Frisk got pretty tired and yawned. Sans, sitting right next to her, chuckled.
"you tired?" Frisk nodded.
"Talking for like a whole hour, using my brain for three and running for 1 and a half makes me tired you know..?" Sans chuckled.
"you can sleep on me if you wanna." He said with a shrugg.
"Best pillow ever no doubt. 12/10. 5 stars review." Sans started laughing.
"guess you get a prize then. it's a plus pillow, it will give you a hug. here's your prize~" He gave her a hug and then let her sleep on his shoulder as he put an arm around her.
"sweet dreams you twerp." He said rolling his eye-lights. All their friends around them gave him a look. He blushed and pulled his hood on.
"oh shut up!" They all started laughing and they continued their trip back to the Underground.