A date by the Great Papyrus
"BROTHER! FRISK!" Sans and Frisk were playing Smash Bros in the living room and Sans was losing. Frisk turned around, Sans was just profiting.
"Yes Papyrus..?" Frisk asked. Sans was spamming the buttons. Frisk frowned.
"One second, let me teach your brother something real quick." She pressed two button and Sans flew out of the screen. She smacked him over the head.
"ow!!" He said rubbing the spot.
"No cheating!!" Sans scoffed and they paused the game as both of them turned around. Sans had his arms crossed, resting on the back of the couch. Frisk had her hands plopped over the back of the couch, dangling in Papyrus direction.
"SO...YOU TWO ARE DATING RIGHT??" They both spurted as Frisk fell backwards, off the couch and Sans covered his face. Gaster quickly came in from the kitchen with a spatula in hand.
"Excuse me....what now??" Gaster asked, his socket twitching. Sans looked at Gaster, Papyrus than at the Frisk on the floor, with her feet still on the couch.
"uhhh....let's pretend i said yes....why?" He asked skeptical. Gaster disappeared back in the kitchen at the word 'pretend'. Frisk hid her face with her hands.
"QUITE EASY BROTHER....IT'S JUST THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU GO ON A DATE AND I WANT TO SEE YOU TWO GO ON ONE!" Frisk got up and looked at Papyrus.
"Wait...That's it..? You want to see us go on a date..?" Papyrus nodded.
"YES! I WANT YOU TWO TO HAVE FUN AND TAKE PICTURES SO I CAN SEE!!" Papyrus said with puppy eyes. Frisk covered her face whimpering and smiled softly at the little brother.
"Sanss~~ He's too cuteeeeee~" Frisk said turning towards him. Sans groaned sliding down his seat.
"i knowwww...that's the problem...how are we supposed to say no..." Gaster then came back with his spatula.
"SO YOU TWO ARE DATING!! SANSSSSSSS!!" Frisk looked at Sans, patted him on the back, then jumped over the couch and booked it to her room.
"you traitor!!" Sans yelled and he teleported upstairs at the door of her room. He hid inside as well.
"BUAHAHAH!! Papyrus is making you two go on a date?! That's soooo dumb!!" Undyne said. Frisk was hiding her face in her pillow.
"I'm kinda scared...Help..?" Frisk said. Toriel smiled softly at her.
"Don't worry! I'm sure it will be fine...you want to go shopping. Frisk shook her head."
"No thanks...really...I just want to have a sleepover and talk." Frisk said dangling her legs in the air.
"I-I'm sure i-it will b-be fine F-Frisk-Sama..." Frisk smiled.
"Thanks...Oh, Undyne! You said you wanted some moisturizer for your scales! Here!!" Frisk gave Undyne a small container. Undyne applied some on her face. Her eyes lit up.
"Holy shi- How did you get this??" Frisk smiled.
"I mixed these two!!" Toriel looked at two other containers and gasped.
"I get it! because this one is with more water and this one is--"
The girls kept talking for the rest of the night about make-up and what Frisk should wear the next day on their 'date'.
"i am having a mental break-down.... paps...WHY??" Sans asked shaking his brother. His brother beamed.
"SO I CAN SEE YOU TWO HAPPY TOGETHER! YOU'RE ALWAYS MORE HAPPY AROUND HER!!" Sans grip loosened.
"w-what...?" He asked confused, blushing. Papyrus nodded.
"I HAVE PICTURES!!" Sans looked confused at the pictures. It was him bored in the living-room. Then him beaming as Frisk came to play on the DS with him. He shuffled through the photos. He looked bored in the ones alone...He never noticed how happy she made him. Pfft- That dork. Sans sighed and gave Papyrus photos back.
"fine...what do you want us to do."
"ACT LIKE YOURSELVES!" Sans looked at his brother in confusion for a second before smiling.
"you're a genius, you know..?" Papyrus beamed.
"NYEH HEH HEH!!"
"holy...." Sans muttered as Frisk was descending the stairs.
"I'm here!! Sorry i took a bit longer!" Papyrus stared at Frisk. She was wearing a cute skirt and a shirt matching it. She had a braid at the back. Sans couldn't look away.
"HUMAN FRISK! YOU LOOK GREAT!!" Sans slapped both of his cheek-bones at the same time while looking at Frisk to pull himself out of that haze. Gaster was narrowed-eye looking at them. They both gulped and sttiffened.
"Back. 8." Sans looked up hopeful.
"9..?" He asked shrugging a bit.
".....Fine." Sans and Frisk sighed in relief as they both bolted out the door.
"Sooo...the hell are we doing..?" Sans shrugged.
"papyrus said to have fun and be ourselves..?" Sans said, with a tone of confusion at the end. Frisk snorted.
"Store-bought picnic in the echo-fields?"
"hell yeah." They both put at their G together and bought all the shit they could. Chips, candy, soda, all that stuff. Sans even bought a blanket. Frisk then decided she wanted to take Sans to a more hidden place.
"uhh...i've actually never been here before..?" Sans asked confused. Then he saw the beautiful field surrounded by fluorescent water that was far enough from the path so that no one will see them of question them.
"woah..." He said. Frisk smiled.
"I know right???" They laid down next to the water and started talking and joking around. They played games on their phone, they laughed, they took picture for Paps.
"Hey Sanssss~~?" She asked looking at him.
"hmm..?" He said lazily opening one eye. She took his hand. He snorted. Frisk's smile grew.
"Knock knock?"
"who's there."
"Olive."
"olive who?"
"Aw man...I thought it was obvious...Olive you, silly!" Sans froze for a second. He started laughing.
"ok ok ok. will you remember me in a year?"
"Yes."
"a month?"
"Duhh."
"a week??"
"Do i look like i have Alzhimer or something?" Sans shook his head.
"knock knock?" Frisk opened her mouth to say something then stopped. She smiled.
"Yes, Sans?" He narrowed his eyes.
"you're smart...no fair."
"If you're a dummy, it's only fair." He rolled his eye-lights.
"how did we even end up in this situation..?" Frisk shrugged.
"I was a dumb kid possessed by a demon child...i ended up here....then we became best friends...again. We restored my old world...we still stayed best friends...we helped each other with our trauma so much we practically have a mental breakdown every time we are apart...and BOOM! Best love recipe ever. 100% reccomend. Don't forget to read the little small text at the bottom. It kinda comes with trauma and mental problems but you'll get through.." Sans started laughing then started doing a commercial type of voice.
"you ever wondered how to find your soulmate? well now with our brilliant and genius product called 'mind-fuck' you can find them faster! simply administrate one to you and one to the person you want to become soulmates with and become each other's stress reliever and vent listener. in no time we guarantee you will be unseparable! but watch out! there's noooo refunds!" Frisk started laughing and a cute snort came out of her. She covered her mouth and Sans started laughing.
"Shut uppp!!" She said blushing.
"man you humans can be disgusting." Frisk snickered.
"Like how a woman can bleed 7 days a month and still not die?? Speaking of which when's my next period??"
"ewwwwww. you're gross."
"You're gross! You ate expired yogurt."
"it was a few days."
"IT WAS STILL EXPIRED!!" They stayed in the field a bit more, Frisk leaned her head in Sans lap and he didn't object. He got used to being Frisk's pillow.
"how come you're not bothered i'm all bones..? doesn't that make me uncomfortable..?" Frisk shook her head.
"It actually feel like you have flesh and you're warm!" Sans looked confused.
"huh...guess my magic does that." Frisk smiled.
"Do you think it's weird..? to date me....?" Sans thought about it.
"to be honest..? i don't really care. i will be honest when i say we may be kids but it's clear we've got the mentality of adults." Frisk nodded.
"Yeah that's true...."
"soo...i do know i love you...and i do know that as cheesy as it may sound...i want to spend my life with you...?"
"Wowwww....i can't deny it though..." They both started laughing.
"no comment..?"
"No comment." They stayed like that for a little longer.
"you're dumb."
"You're dumb."
"reckless."
"Lazy."
"loud."
"slow."
"....beautiful.."
"Broo...you cheating." Sans shrugged.
"maybe..." Frisk started laughing at that.
"why do you always laugh like that." He tried to put his finger in her mouth. She bit his finger.
"OW! WHAT THE FU--"
"Pfft--" She let go. He rubbed his finger. They both were surprised to realized that there was a mark.
"Holy."
"shit."
"Did you know??"
"nooo??" Sans said confused.
"LOLLL!! Imagine your dad doing the nasty and just marks on his bone."
"EW! NO! GROSS! YOU SAY THAT AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU LAY ON ME NO MORE!!"
"Aww...bummer."
"wanna listen to some music?"
"You actually were prepared for this?"
"lol. no. i just have spotify and you always have that bluetooth speeker in your inventory." Frisk snorted.
"Fair enough." They started listening to music, they even danced and suddenly they realized something.
"It's 8 and 45....wanna go to the cinema and anger your dad?"
"yes please."
"Love movie??"
"hell yeah."
"You're just gonna agree with me in everything i say today right?"
"absolutely." Frisk thought about it for a second.
"Let's break up?"
"hahaha.....no." She snickered.
"I'm joking...Let's go!"
"we're sneeking snack in right??"
"Yes i am not paying!"
"we're gonna laugh really hard...wanna watch a human and monster one?"
"You genius!!" She pulled him by the hand as he threw away all the packages from the stuff they ate. If they were fast enough, they could still get in for the next movie. Yes, they got grounded for going to the movies.