Project buddies
"hello class!! I am sure a lot of you are wondering: Why are we here? We didn't have this class until now. Well..this is a class about feelings, thoughts and a class where we'll learn more about ourselves and our friends!" Frisk and Sans looked at each other and made faces. Yeah...they know what this was: boring 101. The teacher was a snake monster. It slithered around and she had gargoil wings. Creepy...
"So children...I see we have a lot of interesting faces around here! Oh, where are my manners? Let me present myself. I am Misses Doods, and i love reading and rain! Now we shall start with you! What's your name??" Sans smirked.
"name's sans. sans..gilbert..... gaster." Frisk snorted. Sans shot her a look. Mises Doods pointed towards Asgore.
"And you my dear..?"
"I am Asgore Dreemurr, at your service ma'am." Asgore said, getting up and bowing. The kids started snickering. She took everyone one by one to learn their names, when suddenly it was Frisk's turn. They all turned towards her. Most of her classmates didn't know her full name, apart from Sans and Papyrus since Gaster would sometimes use her full name.
"You my dear?" Frisk looked at her friends.
"HELL YEAH! WE GET TO HEAR FRISK'S FULL NAME!" Frisk sighed.
"Frisk Maria Veronica Sanchez." Misses Doods pushed her glasses down.
"HUH?! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING LIKE SANS!"
"undyne i swear to god..."
"Mexican, my dear?" Frisk shook her head.
"half." The woman nodded.
"A beautiful culture if you ask me." Frisk smiled a bit. It was beautiful and colorful.
"Well children, your first project will be about the things we like! I want you all to pair up. A pair will be formed by 2 people! I will come back at the end of the class after all of you partnered up and i will give you your assignments for your project." Frisk looked around and saw that, as everyone got up, Sans was already gone. Guess he already picked a project buddy.
"HEY HEY HEY! Frisk! Wanna be my partne--" MK tried to say, as she turned around towards him, when a voice from behind cut him off.
"sorry buddy, she's already got partner." Frisk turned around and beamed.
"Sans!" He winked.
"one and only at your service. sooo...partners?" Frisk chuckled.
"Totally. But what you did to MK was rude." Sans groaned.
"the guy has been trying to get to you for monthsss...let him leave already." She laughed. They sat at the same desk and started punning with each other, then they started analizing the pairs around them. Clearly Alphys and Undyne were already in a pair, Toriel and Gorgette were fighting over Asgore, Napstablook and Mettaton could be seen in a pair....Oh Toriel won!
"Sans look look!" Frisk said dumbfound as Gorgette was coming their way. Gorgette used her green magic and picked Sans up. Frisk was staring at the girl and at her partner walking away. She sighed and got up, following behind.
"WELL LOOK! Your best friend is MY partner!" Frisk tapped her shoulder and Gorgette turned around.
"Sorry but...we already paired up so if you could give me my project buddy back, that would be great!" Sans snorted. Gorgette was red with rage as she looked down at him.
"You can't already have a partner!!" Sans shrugged the best he could.
"i kinda do. OFF-" He was dropped to the ground and the green magic vanished. Gorgette went and sat down next to MK. Both were mad now. Poor guys...Frisk helped Sans up and the teacher came in.
"Are you all ready?? Good! Now, you will have to write a project about the things the two from a pair like! What you have in common!!"
"this is stupid...we've been trying to figure this out for hours..." Sans said, laying on the floor. Frisk groaned as she let herself slide down the side of the bed.
"We either have too many things we like which require too much information for such a short project...Or we just don't agree...What is simple, we know everything about and is the perfect project...?" Sans snorted.
"if i wouldn't have known any better i'd say that is yo--" He stopped as both of them stared at each other.
"It's us!!" They both said as a revelation.
"I know a lot about you!" Frisk said pointing at Sans who sat up.
"i know a lot about you!" Sans said, pointing at his best friend.
"AND WE CAN MAKE A PROJECT SINCE WE LIKE EACH OTHER!" They both took out their plushies then blushed.
"As best friends of course..." Frisk said coughing.
"yeah yeah of course." Sans said looking away. Frisk smirked and wiggled her eyebrows at Sans. He started laughing and threw his plushie at her face.
"stopppp.." He pulled his fluffy hood of the jacket he was wearing over his face. Frisk started laughing. Sans blushed more. Man her laugh was pretty...
"Come on! What do you wanna write about..?" Frisk said smiling. He smiled as well. This project might actually be fun.
"Alphys and Undyne? will you please come next?" Said Misses Doods as the yellow lizard monster and the fish monster got out in front of the class. The projector started showing some photos from different animes.
"Soo me and Alph both like to meet up and watch these cool things called anime! I enjoy the action when they pull out the giant swords or cool powers and they go "HYAAAA!!" "K-POWWWW!!" "BOOOMMM!!!" Undyne said gesturing.
"A-as Undyne-senpai said..w-we like a-anime a-and i like the s-science-f-fantasy o-o-or l-love stories." Undyne patted her head. Alphys hid behind Undyne.
"And we watch anime every Saturday!" Frisk smiled at the cute presentation. Sans leaned back on his chair and snorted. The two were both scared for their presentation. They thought it was dumb and embarrassing..the fact that the only thing they found good for this project was themselves and their friendship. Clichee huh? But they didn't mind...what they minded was what everyone else will think. Next up was Asgore and Toriel.
"So...we agreed we both love flowers!" Asgore said pulling out a beautiful bouqet of flowers. Toriel was wearing a flower crown. Frisk yelped as she realized she was first desk and those flowers both monsters had were buttercups. She fell backwards out of her chair and scrambled away. Sans looked at her, confused.
"Frisk?" Toriel asked.
"DON'T!!" Frisk said not wanting Toriel to come closer.
"Frisk...?" Asgore said worriedly. He came close to her, too close, as she could feel the cut out stems brush against her hand. She yelped and started scrubbing her hand. No no no. Aw man now she'll have rashes...
"Those are buttercups...Really poisonous stuff..." Frisk said. The two goat monsters backed away.
"Crushed stems and leaves have a compound called ranunculin. Ranunculin breaks down to form an acrid, toxic oil called protoanemonin. In contact with that thing you get dermatitis. Soo pretty much I'm screwed in an hour and now i'll have rashes." Frisk said looked at her hand. She looked at it sadly. She started scrubbing more, she almost ripped her skin when Sans stopped her hand.
"stop. you're just hurting yourself at this point." Asgore looked confused and Toriel took down her flower crown.
"I am so sorry!" Toriel said bowing down. Asgore however tilted his head.
"But monsters drink golden flower tea." Frisk shrugged.
"Maybe monsters are immune, but i sure am not." Asgore then bowed as well. The flowers were thrown away by the teacher and the two did their presentation of flowers without them. Next were Gorgette and MK who found out they both like to follow the person they like around. MK looked at Frisk the whole presetation. Sans gave the armless monster stinky stares. Finally it was their turn. They both came forward.
"ehhh...this is awkward...but uh, we couldn't really agree about anything to write about." Frisk shrugged.
"We weren't going to talk about all the pranks we pulled with a teacher, we couldn't talk about the whole astronomy..." Sans shrugged as well.
"we couldn't talk about our problems and we sometimes are quite different."
"He likes to drink ketchup."
"she likes to drink orange juice."
"He is very lazy."
"she has energy for both of us."
"He likes sleeping in."
"no you don't! you like to sleep in as well." Frisk chuckled.
"Ok fine. guilty. So we uhhh...just kinda decided we like each other and decided to make the project about our friendship." The teacher looked at them with puppy eyes.
"That is ADORABLE! Please do go ahead!" The teacher said. Undyne frowned.
"ALPH! Why didn't we think of that??" Alphys giggled. The skeleton and the human looked at each other and took out their plushies. They started talking how they always pull pranks, they like to play cards, they always team up doing something mischevious, they love bad jokes and they even briefly touched the fact that when they have nightmares they sleep together. Not too much or else Alphys will ship them even more. They then started showing pictures from the projector they prepared.
"So this one is from when we pulled that pain prank on Gerson."
"heh. he was red with rage."
"This one was from when i won at poker against Gaster."
"no regrets. best G's of our lives."
"This one is from when we tried to pull the mistletoe prank."
"that went wrong in many ways."
"Oh my god why did you put this one..." Frisk said realizing it's the photo from this morning.
"oops..? what? she needs to know." Frisk sighed. Misses Doods was confused as to why there was a picture with them outside the door of her office.
"Miss...you didn't drink coffee..."
"you drank water residue from the coffee machine with brown food coloring in it." The woman froze. The looked at each other.
"Run?"
"run." All the kids started laughing as they darted out of the class laughing as well.
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE DEMONS!!" They teacher called for them as the two of them kept laughing and running. It's moments like these they appreciate their friendship so much. Why..?
"SANS! TELEPORT US!"
"got'cha! hold tight, frisky!" And they teleported away, leaving a mad snake woman chasing blindly nothingness through the halls.