The Ouchie
"OH SHIII- THAT LOOKS SO BAD!!" Undyne said as they all looked at Sans who was sitting with his back in the snow. He groaned in pain.
"D-Don't move Sans!!" Toriel said scared.
"We should realllyyyy call an adult!" Asgore said. Mk was looking down at Sans.
"Yo...dude....you ok..? how bad does it hurt from a scale from one to ten..?"
"to be honest...? 12." Sans said not even thinking about the panic of the kids around him. What happened is that they were playing and having a snowball fight.. and Sans got hit by Undyne into a tree which dislocated his shoulder.
"U-undyne-senpai I-I'm scared..."
"He'll be fine...w-we need an adult! Bone buddy i'm so so so sorry!" Sans groaned again.
"'s fine j-just get some help.." Papyrus looked at his brother in tears.
"SANS!" Sans looked at his little brother and raised his good arm.
"'s fine bro..c-can you get someone who you know can help...?" Papyrus thought about it for a second when he beamed.
"I KNOW WHO CAN HELP! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!"
"Oh...i hope they won't get us in trouble...mom's already mad for last time...." Toriel put a reassuring hand on his shoulder and he turned red like a stop-light.
"Don't worry Asgore! I-I'm sure Papyrus will bring someone capable! He's smart."
"H-heheheh...O-o-of course!" Undyne groaned.
"Not nowww...we're busy with Sans being hurt here!!" Undyne said stomping in the snow. Two small ghosts passed by.
"Hello darlings!" The pink ghost said, with hair a bit in their eye. The other one was hiding behind the pink one and was wearing headphones.
"Oh my goddd...Mettaton, listen. It's not a good time right now, ok? Sans is hurt!" Mettaton, the pink ghost, looked down at the groaning skeleton.
"Oh my! Now that looks bad!" Mettaton said. The white ghost looked down as well and they winced.
"oh....no...." Mettaton nodded.
"Oh no indeed, Blooky, my dear cousin. Well, we shall leave you to it then. Hope you get better soon." Mettaton and Napstablook faded from view. Toriel sighed. Suddenly, they saw Papyrus dragging Frisk towards them.
"Ok Papyrus...i don't get what's wrong-- OH MY GOD!!" Frisk said as she knelt in the snow next to him.
"Sans!" He finally opened his sockets to see his best friend leaning over him.
"'sup..?" Frisk winced and looked at his jacket. She sighed.
"I need to pull you up. I will hold you up after, ok??" He nodded a bit and suddenly he was lifted. pain shot through his shoulder and he screamed.
"that hurts!!!" Frisk looked sad at his shoulder.
"Ok...i need you to take off your jacket...Toriel??" The goat monster nodded and started unzipping his jacket. Frisk's eyes widened at the sight she could see through his t-shirt.
"Oh no..." All the kids looked at her. They didn't know anything about bones as they were magic.
"He can't be helped?!" Undyne asked panicked. Frisk looked confused at Undyne.
"What..? No! Of course he can be helped! It's bad, but common...It's a dislocated bone, nothing unusual really but....uhh..." Frisk looked at his shoulder blade again and winced, scrunching up her nose.
"THE BONE SHOULDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT THERE.." Frisk sighed.
"I know Papyrus...someone distract him." Sans stiffened at that. Toriel came next to him.
"Hey Sans! Knock knock." Sans smiled, tense.
"who's there..?"
"Orange."
"orange who..?"
"Orange you glad to hear such a bad joke..?" He chuckled a bit and Frisk was about to grab his shoulder when he looked at her and frowned.
"what are you doing..?" She sighed and retracted her hands. Asgore came next.
"Hello Sans! Do you remember when we got kicked out of the palace when we played with the ball inside..?" Sans chuckled.
"you cried like a baby." Asgore flushed and Toriel giggled.
"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!" Sans raised his good hand in a shrug sign.
"oops." Frisk tried approaching again. Sans looked at her and she retracted her hands again.
"HEY BONE BUDDY!!"
"'sup?"
"Remember when we had a training session and you beat me?? Wasn't that cool??"
"yeahhhh...no." Undyne growled.
"Sans...maybe you'd like some tea..? You loved tea." Sans shook his head.
"no thanks..."
"M-M-maybe you w-want t-to talk a-about some a-anime!" Sans scrunched his face up a bit.
"please no.." Each and every kid tried to tell him stories or tell him jokes but nothing worked to distract him. Frisk was starting to grow irritated.
"Sans..close your eyes." Sans did exactly that. Frisk sighed.
"Try to remember when we pulled that prank on our history teacher" He started to slowly relax.
"which one..?" Frisk smiled.
"The one with the slime." Sans started chuckling.
"oh yeahhhh...man that was something."
"Remember how we counted down..?" he relaxed even more.
"oh yeah. from 3 to 1 right..?"
"Yeah! 3."
"2."
"1." Frisk didn't wait no longer as she grabbed his shoulder and put it back in place with one swift move she learned when she was little so she could put back her own joints and bones if needed. She didn't like nor was allowed to ask for help. Sans screamed in pain and everyone looked away. He panted but suddenly the pain was gone. He was sore yes, but the bone was in place. Frisk hugged him.
"You did great." He stopped and blushed. He chuckled.
"man, you got me good with that last one..." Frisk laughed and patted his skull.
"Sorry...it needed to be done. Here, have some chips." He nodded and took the item from her. His HP went back up. The others were happy to see their friend was fine. Undyne however had one question, as always.
"How did you know to do that?!" Frisk shrugged.
"Easy. I used to dislocate things all the time. Here!" Frisk put a hand on her shoulder and one loud popping noise could be heard which made all the kids back away in shock, surprise and horror. She popped it back. Sans and Papyrus were looking at her.
"never do that again. ever." Frisk started laughing.
"Sorry." Frisk said giggling. She gave Sans a quick glance and did it on her second shoulder. Sans sockets went blank at the sound and Papyrus shut his eyes thight. Suddenly pain shot through Frisk's shoulder.
"ow ow ow....shit i did it bad....owwww...." Sans looked at her worriedly, but she managed to put it back in place. She rubbed her shoulder when Undyne interrupted.
"WOAH!! PUNK SAID A BAD WORD!! NGAHHH!! I'M TELLING GERSON!!" Frisk's eyes widened.
"WAIT UNDYNE! NO!!" Frisk started running after Undyne who was dragging Alphys after her to go to the old turtle monster. Toriel looked at Sans and chuckled.
"What would we do without Frisk, am i right? Oh...Wait....Asgore, if she tells...our parents will find out." Asgore looked at Toriel for a second before they started running as well. Mk was the last one.
"Yo! Frisk is so cool...I would like to make her my girlfrie--"
"don't even think about it." Sans said bitterly at MK. The armless kid scoffed and left. Sans looked at Papyrus who looked amused.
"what's up paps..?" Papyrus then frowned.
"FRISK JUST HELPED YOU AND YOU FORGOT TO THANK HER."
"Thank me later! Rather run. Gorgette found us in the middle of our running. We're screwed if she gets to Gaster." Sans looked at Frisk and frowned, then smirked.
"well then, hold on!" Frisk smiled and took his hand and Papyrus did the same. The three teleported to stop the little girl to tell on them and probably get grounded for their recklessness.