Wearing a seasonal onesie/footie
Orlando didn’t vlog frequently. Maybe three times a month, most of the time the stuff he did for his Youtube channel, when he was done with work and Vincent was sleeping was to be a source for the internet for all the dark, mysterious, horrifying, and strange things to be found in the world’s realm, initially spurred on by his interest in the folklore surrounding kappa. Reviews, explanations, stories, and more. Those videos went up as soon as his research, scripting and other things were done.
But when he was bored, Vincent wanted to do something cute, he’d pull out the vlogging camera.
VINCENT’S FALL FASHION 20XX || OOTD + HAUL
That was the name of the video for today.
Oh boy.
Thankfully, Vincent was in the mood for dress up and he couldn’t help himself; it was so cute.
“Hey guys, welcome back to The Witchling Hour, friends. I am your host, Orlando Haddick coming to you from a very cold but incredibly fashionable merry new york and today, I have some cute fashion things. Some of these things my mother sewed for the boy in question, other things are from Target and Carter’s.” Orlando sat on the very comfortable, plush rug with the fake fire roaring behind him offering warmth. “Now where is the boy in question you may ask yourself dear viewer? Well, his lordship is currently playing on his tablet waiting for dress up time because I wanna talk first a little bit. It’s been a minute since I uploaded my last video.”
He smiled, “It’s been a minute, it’s been a minute. So, beyond my analysis on ‘This Room Doesn’t Exist’ and the movie review on the atrocity that will not be named for it is an atrocity but pisses on the grave of Marble Hornets, I’ve been busy with work and we’re gearing up for a road trip over to California to visit Jonny’s relatives before they leave for Switzerland for the holidays and won’t be back until January 25th. As for Vin, he’s doing great. His night terrors come and go, but they’ve been dwindling for sure. Now onto the topic of today’s video, Jonny and I have been working on the seasonal shopping early so we’re not dying before christmas, and lemme tell you guys, the shit we found is so effin’ cute. Hey Vinny, do you wanna play dress up now while I explain to the nice people where I got your clothes and probably ramble in the process?”
“Ye.” Vincent mumbled, setting down his tablet. Making sure to be very careful with putting it down, slowing inching it down on the couch. Before he got up and went to his Dada.
Orlando picked him up, “So there will be a lot of jump cuts in this video obviously, because we don’t need to show the world and its mother your cute butt.”
“Gonna play dress up.” He smiled, holding onto him.
“Yeah, we’re gonna play dress up.” Orlando snapped his fingers.
“Yay!” Vincent clapped his hands.
OUTFIT 1: Fall Casual (Ft. Some Super Stinkin' Cute Booties)
"For the record, as I film gratuitously of how cute Vincent looks in this outfit, I want to say that I feel like if you don't shop like 2-4 months in advance of all the cute Little clothing for that season, you will be unfortunate to not have said cute Little clothing because all the pretentious karens and susans will snap that shit up like piranhas on a piece of steak in the water. I know these things, I was a fisherman for like 2 years. Target for example, Target lately has been giving me major anxiety- like I'll get an email from Target being like 'oh here's some new arrivals here for you' and then when I go to shop there, there will be 'None, none of the cute things you are promised are here sorry' because I waited a day to do the shopping. But back to the clothing, starting from the toes, you will see that Vinny is rocking those cute brown little ankle booties, give a little kick for me, Vin!”
Vincent giggled and kicked his leg a little bit.
"Good job~." He cooed, "Going from the shoes, we have some light blue acid wash jeans and they're also paired with a rather bee-utiful burnt orange crew neck sweater that'll keep my Vin nice and warm. I actually have one similar to this but in olive green and maybe during a lazy day we'll match. All of these things came from Target, the link will be in the description."
“Comfy.” He nodded, wrapping his arms around himself.
“Does it get the Vincent seal of excellency?”
“Baahh!” He nodded, “Yeah!”
OUTFIT 2: Give Thanks To The Gods for Vincent
"This next outfit is going to be the outfit we wear next month when we go out to Nevada to see my parents for Thanksgiving, strike a pose in those cute brown corduroy overalls, Vin!"
Vincent smiled and raised his arms up, waving to his Dada and to the camera. “Can pose, but dunno what to do.”
“I think as long as you’re doing your best, you’re doing fantastic.” Orlando encouraged, “I know you find it funny when you play with Maddie and you play runway. Do you remember any moves from playing runway?”
“Ummm...Dis one.” He let one hand fall to his side while the other rested on his hip. “I think.”
"And then underneath the overalls, he's wearing a cream colored long sleeve t-shirt with all sorts of forest friends- I see some racoons, some moose, some skunks and some bears. Perfect for my little forest fellow. Speaking of forest fellows, I know the title says Target and Carter's, but his shoes are some custom Little Forest Fellow Sneakers I found on Etsy and I love them on Vin."
“Nice.” He smiled, looking up at his Dada.
OUTFIT 3: Bewear My Bear
"So Vin got side tracked with Pokemon for a little bit, but I think this black and white striped hooded onesie is going to be perfect for those cold-ass nights in November where we're driving down the highway in the new RV, and get this." Orlando flipped up the hoodie on Vincent, "It's got little bear ears, and paired with this, he's wearing some comfy joggers."
“Dada lookit, issa poliwhirl.” He pointed at the screen, showing the pokemon in question.
“Oh I see, I see your poliwhirl, what’s up with his hands, they’re so weird.” He tickled him, “Ready to get back into dress up?”
“Yeaaa.” He nodded, giggling happily.
OUTFIT 4: Meet Me At The Apple Orchard
"A simple outfit, probably a basic outfit, but I couldn't help it. buffalo check and shortalls just...ah, my heart. It's black check, button up shirt with some little overalls that have a little squirrel patch pocket."
“Dada heart hurt?” Vincent looked up at him, worried that something happened to Orlando.
“No honey, you’re fine. I’m just swooning cause you’re too cute for my heart.” He kissed his forehead, “We’re going apple picking in a few days since you went and picked up pumpkins with Nonna.”
“Oh yeah.” He nodded, “That was fun.”
“Hey comments, let me know if you want a video on either the pumpkin carving or the apple picking. Either way.” He shrugged.
OUTFIT 5: My First Halloween Beetch
"So during the day, before we get Vinny his costume, we're going to have him wear this simple onesie, long sleeved and he can wear jeans if he wants that day, I have him wearing some staple orange and white striped stockings right now, it says 'Dada Is My Boo' with a little ghostie friend holding a candy bucket."
“It's got a ghostie.” Vincent pointed at the little ghost on his onesie. He smiled.
“Yeah. Is it comfy? Are you gonna wear that before we go trick or treating?” Orlando asked, as the door was heard opening. “Oh. The husband has arrived home. Vinny, go show Papa your onesie.”
“I like it.” He smiled before running over to the doorway. “Papa! Lookit!” He called, raising his arms up to Jonny.
“Cutting this short because bae does not like cameras.” Orlando muttered.
He said his usual outro, edited the video, uploaded it and was deeply surprised at how many views it got, though he wasn’t really surprised. Any video with Vincent was bound to do better because cute baby, plus sexy papa equals profits.