Wearing fall themed cloth diapers
Sometimes, people wondered how Orlando could fall for scams like Kappa fishing and overpriced goods that sell for ridiciously less on Aliexpress and Amazon, with a mother like Lacey. She was a teacher, mostly substituting nowadays as she was getting up in age, but it confused everyone greatly as to how he could fall for such things with a smart woman like her raising him.
Lacey Haddick, nee Templeton, was the type of grandmother who sewed, enjoyed a good book, and was iconic and modernist when it came to her fashion choices. She took her coffee with lots of milk and three spoonfuls of sugar. She was the type of person to say 'Onward and upward! It's all about positive thinking!'
So it was interesting to say the least during that luncheon when
Orlando got a text from his mother with an image attached.
From Mom
Subject: Vinny's new drawers
So I finally took the plunge and learned how to sew some cloth diapers.
Look at your little model, not half bad for a 5th attempt.
By the way, your kitchen is a disorganized mess. I told you, you have to get a divider for your silverware and your glass containers shouldn't go with your metal containers or your plastic containers! This is why you can't find anything and why Vinny doesn't have those aesthetic lunches I see on that blasted instagram app. I organized it for you, but don't mess this up again, okay?
I love you, have a great day!
Orlando took a look at the picture. Vincent, who wasn’t even looking at the camera and instead was watching...it looked like How To Train Your Dragon, maybe, wearing just his new pair of padding, a black pair, with...a tail coming off of it, and a Toothless themed hoodie.
Well then, this was a thing that was happening.
To Mom
Subject: Re: Vinny’s new drawers
They look great mom. Are they supposed to fit with his hoodie? 5th attempt or not they look good.
Also yeah I know, but you know how it is. It's hard to keep things organized sometimes, even when I’m home often.
Well at least getting butt pics at work was a good way to liven things up.