Chapter 1
“elliot work faster we are hungry asf”
the big back guest 1337 threw a glass bottlr at elleiot, who screamed wnd ran into the next room,, he sobbed weally woouldly and he sounded wike he was giving brith
“oh shit how am I supposed to force people into labor to make food for me”
he thought very thiughtfukky and sluwly turned to builderman who was sleepimg on the couch because shedletskys fat ass took up all the bedspace And he rook up all the couchspace because he’s also fat
he slowlwy walk towad him and shook him wake
“wakeupup mamma is hungry”
he growled like an alpha man because he’s an alpha nd
“fuck yiurslef”
buildman had a dexiruee but thrn he stood up and soud into the kiltchen and out on an aporn that read “kiss my ass” because he was a gay twinky freaky male wife
gayman was many ghingx but he wasnnot a cook . he mixed some suspicious white powder and what dmeeemed to be like unicorn shit and pink fairy dust
“shiiiii I gotchu I make fhe best meals”
he said as he smashed a metal pan into powder.
After 18,900 years (5 minutes) he was done cooking. he took the white bowl out of thr microwave and set it on the counterrer. he slid it towerads guets who was drrolimg all over fhe tabke
“what the fuck is this bulshit it looks like my mom took a shit on the table.”
then all of a shddnee shedletskstssjyky walked into thr thr kitchen and gasped loudly. he was excited to eat because he’s a fuckinf fatass . builderman grbabed a chagrer and throw it at shedletsky.
“Shedletsky you fuckinf fTass you took up all the bed space”
Sheldteksy screamed like a woman giving hirth and ran out of thr room. Gay man chased after him with a charger in hand nad shouted
“get iver here daddy gas to punish you”
then 007 walked into the room with a wide smile
“hey guys what’s u”
“stfu”
guest threew a plate at him and 007 ran away sobbing
“ok it’s tim to eata”
and he looked down at fhe bowl filled with pink powder and grabbed a spoon
TO BE CINTINHED