Limericks for the 2021 Summer Challenge
Day 1: Worth It
The crew of the Sleipnir so gay
went down to the beach for a day.
They had so much fun, they got fried by the sun
and they all ended up in medbay.
Day 2: A Theory
There once was a young navigator
whose fighter was no fornicator.
He fretted and sighed, and then one day he died
during battle, a rash masturbator.
Day 3: Oviprotester
There was a young navi so spoiled
he bitched while the other lads toiled.
A Colteron lass laid some eggs up his ass
and he sniffed, “I prefer mine soft boiled.”
Day 4: Cain is Hard on Furniture
There was a young Earthman called Abel
whose furniture felt quite unstable.
His friend Ethos said, “You won’t fall off MY bed
or even my desk or my table.”
Day 5: This Actually Happened To Me Once
Abel, so lonely in space
coaxed Afon into an embrace.
“But how can I kiss you?” he cried, “I’d just miss! You’ve
got no eyes or mouth on your face.”
Day 6: Keelerpunzel
An unscrupulous warlock most sour
locked poor Keeler up in a tower.
He was keen to get laid, so he let down his braid
for Prince Encke to climb to his bower.
Day 7: Pain
A splatter of blood on the floor
kept hidden behind a locked door
was all that remained from when Praxis fought Cain
then made up with him til they were sore.