Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
“I’m here!” Adrien, dressed in a white button-up shirt, black necktie and pants announced as he ran into the middle of the courtyard. “This is it! I’m Heeeere! Orlando! It’s even better than I could’ve imagined!”
Seeing where this was going, students pulled out their phones to record this performance.
“The streets are clean, the people are happy!” He gasps and points up ahead, “It’s the Epcot center! I can see the ball! Funny thing is... I don’t remember getting here...” The music becomes for ominous. “Wait... This can’t be Orlando. I don’t even remember the plane landing... What’s happened to me? Where am I?!”
A thunder sound effect is heard throughout the courtyard as the lights dim.
“Kevin Price!” A booming voice yelled, making Adrien flinch.
“Who is that?!”
“You broke the rules, Elder! Your soul belongs to me now!”
“... Mickey?” The students watching laughed.
“Think again. You now dwell in eternal flame!”
Adrien fell to his knees. “I remember this place...” He sang along with the haunting tune.
“Long ago when I was five,
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze.
My father asked who ate the snack.”
He points to one of the students, “I said that it was my brother Jack. And Jack got grounded for 14 days.” That very student gets dragged away by two hooded figures.
“I've lived with that guilt all of my life.
And the terrible vision that I had that night!”
The courtyard was flooded by red lights.
“No!“ Adrien screamed as he got up and ran around the room. “Please! I don't wanna go baaaaaack!”
A chorus of unseen students laugh maniacally as a mist rolls in and covers the floor.
From the mist emerge the Akuma class and Mendelive’s students. Most were dressed in red and black outfits, wearing devil horn headbands and carrying pitchforks, and the rest were wearing skeleton costumes.
“Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
The path of fire leades thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
Adrien tried to run up the stairs, but Aurore and Alya, doing creepy crab walks go down the stairs, making him run back.
“Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!”
“And now I've gone and done it again!”
“Rectus!”
“I've committed another awful sin!”
“Dominus!”
“I left my mission companion all alone...”
“Spookytus!”
Adrien drops back to his knees and cranes his neck up. “Oh God, how could I have done this to you?!”
“Deus!”
“How could I break rule seventy-two?”
“Creepyus!
“And now my soul hath just been thrown-Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
“Down, down to Satan's realm!
See where you belong!
There is nothing you can do!
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
Kim, wearing white robes and a long brown wig appears at the top of the stairs, looking angry. “You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?!” He scoffs. “You're a DICK!”
Adrien reaches out to Kim as he walks away, “Jesus, I'm sorry!” He runs to him, but Marinette, Rose, Juleka, and Alix, creepily smiling, block his path.
“Jesus hates you, this we know!” They chanted. “For Jesus just told you so!”
Myléne jabs him with a pitchfork, “You remember Lucifer!”
“He is even spookier!” Jean pushes him to the floor.
A dark laugh sounded out through the courtyard that made shivers go down everyone’s spines.
“BRING HIM TO ME!”
Emerging from the mist was Luka, dressed in all black with what looked like red paint splattered on him. His irises were now blood red, he had fangs, and realistic-looking horns sticking out of his forehead.
He pulled out a black guitar and sang the next part as he played, “Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he's back!
He’s stuck with all of you!
It's super spooky-wooky!”
Adrien cranes his neck back up and clasps his hands together, “I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me!
To break the rules, please I don't wanna be in this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
Four spotlights shined on four figures standing at the bottom of the stairs.
“Jack the Ripper, Lizzie Borden, Bathory, Johnnie Cochran!” They were Ivan, Chloé, Sabrina, and Max.
“The spirits all surround you!
Spooky spooky spooky!”
“I killed my parents, gave them forty whacks!” Chloé chops the air with her axe.
Ivan slid a very realistic knife across his neck, “I slaughtered English Ladies!”
“I killed young girls and bathed in their blood!” Sabrina spills a cup filled with fake blood on her dress.
Max holds up a plastic bag labeled ‘evidence’ containing a glove, “I got O.J. freed!”
They stalk towards Adrien. “You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two!” At that, they recoil in shock.
“I left my companion!
I'm way worse than you!
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
As Adrien got down on his knees and prayed, Marc emerged from the mist wrapped in a red feather boa, followed by students wearing skeleton costumes.
“Please, Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again!”
“You left me!” Nino, dressed as Elder Cunningham yelled as he pointed an accusing finger at Adrien.
Adrien tried to go to Nino as he ran off, but Marc wrapped his boa around him and pulled him in close. The noirette leaned in for a kiss, but Adrien quickly pulled away.
The students dressed as skeletons restrained him as the others dressed in red and black dance around him. “Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
Marinette approaches him with a cup of coffee and a devious smirk.
They chanted as Marinette had Adrien drink the caffeinated beverage, “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”
Adrien pulls out of their grip and frantically runs over to Nathaniel, who’s dressed in a white blazer, red pants, and glasses. “Dad! Dad! You gotta help me!”
Instead, Nathaniel pulled Marc in for a kiss, making Adrien let out an anguished cry while the students danced around him until...
“I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!”
The music changes, this time becoming more jazzy and like a Chorus Line. The dancers pick up their pitchforks like canes, and perform a kick line dance
“Welcome, welcome!
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are never waking up
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!”
The jazzy tone reverts right back to the original. Once again, the students dance around Adrien as he begs for forgiveness.
“Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!”
“Down, down thy soul is cast!
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell!
This must be it, you must be there,
You must be in-
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now~!”
“Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Done!”
Adrien shot up out of his bed with a gasp, panting as he ran his fingers through his sweat-soaked hair. Plagg flew over to him from his side of the bed, “You okay, kid?”
Adrien nodded, “Yeah... Yeah, I’m fine... I need to stop eating donuts before bed, though.”
Suddenly, his phone vibrated on his nightstand. He picked it up and read the text message from Marinette. ”’Hey, the class is performing Spooky Mormon Hell Dream in two weeks 😈 Wanna be Kevin Price?’”