The Squip Song
Alya was so late. That was Marinette’s thing, not her’s! Maybe Bustier won’t notice... Who is she kidding? She sits in the second row, of course she’ll notice.
Finally outside of the classroom, she slowly turned the doorknob, ready to see what it’s like for Marinette to be late and have to endure the many stares. She slowly opened the door and prepared an excuse... But she didn’t prepare for this.
Max and Nathaniel stood at the front of the classroom while the others had out their phones and seemed to be recording them. ‘What’s going on?’ she thought.
Max adjusted his glasses, “So... It's like... Drugs?”, he asked, making Alya do a double-take.
Nathaniel chuckled, “It's better than drugs, Jeremy...”
Marinette turns to Alya and mouths, “Wait for it.”
”Wait for what?” she mouthed back
Nathaniel dropped to his knees and screamed, “IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAANNN!”
The class went into a frenzy. Alya was sure she heard Kim let out a wolf whistle when Nathaniel took off his blazer, revealing that the orange shirt was actually a tank top.
Alya couldn’t believe that was Nathaniel. The same boy who hid behind his sketchbook whenever he was called to answer a question.
“It's a gray, oblong pill!
Quantum nanotechnology CPU!”
He threw his blazer, and Marinette literally jumped out of her chair to catch it.
“The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do!
It tells you what to do!”
Nathaniel makes his way up the stairs, swaying his hips a little. Alya won’t lie, he did have some nice legs.
“It's preprogrammed!
It's amazing!
Speaks to you directly!
You behave as!
It's appraising!
Helps you act correctly!...”
Everyone joined in, “Helps you to be cool!”
Once Nathaniel was at the top of the stairs, he struck a pose...
“It helps you rule!”
... Then he did a flawless death drop before bouncing back on his feet.
“Picture this!” He makes his way back down the stairs, “Nobody cares if you are late!
'Cause even teachers think you're great!
Your weekend's just a full on slate of blowout benders!” Stopping halfway down the stairs, he slowly crouched to the floor
“Of teenage rockstar splendor!”
“Right now you're Helpless, helpless!” He cupped Adrien’s cheek in his hand, and the model actually blushed, “You are almost hopeless!
On the school's social map you're just a blip!
But if you take my advice and if you pay the listed price! Well, then you go from sad,” He pushed Max to the side, before gesturing to himself, “to interesting! To hip - Your whole life will flip!”
Everyone sang, “When you buy a Squip!”, then vocalized as Nathaniel continued.
“Hey, yeah, a Squip! Oh, a Squip!
Hey, yeah!
No longer a drip when you got in your grip!
A Squip!
A Squip!” Then, while looking Kim right in the eye, he slid his hand down his thigh, causing the Vietnamese boy’s face to turn a deep shade of red.
“A SQUIIIIIIIIIIPPP...!”
He finished the song by doing the splits, and panting a little, definitely out of breath. The entire classroom clapped and cheered while Alya’s jaw hung open.
”The hell?”, she mouthed, still in shock
Still blushing madly, Kim and Nino helped Nathaniel back up because no one could do perfect splits without pulling something.
”Is anyone gonna tell me what just happened?!” Alya finally asked.
Marinette tossed Nathaniel his blazer which he used to pat the sweat off his forehead, then approached her friend, “Karaoke day.” She points to the board which has the Be More Chill logo projected onto it.
Alix snickered, “And a day I like to call, ‘Nathaniel leaves guys questioning their sexuality’.”
”He might just steal me away from you, babe!” Nino called out
”Too late! Called dibs!” Kim yelled back.