And we be simping for death
Beyond the Government and Beyond the Police
[10:15] TheCaptain has created the groupchat, "Beyond the Government and Beyond the Police" with TechyToshy, WeevilKing, SuzieMcBruisey, and JonesIantoJones.
[10:15] WeevilKing: i hate it here
[10:16] SuzieMcBruisey: Not even giving the gc a sec, huh, Harper
[10:16] TechyTosh: Just give it a moment and you might really love it here, Owen.
[10:16] WeevilKing: nah
[10:17] TheCaptain: wow ok hurt me liek dat, lol.
[10:17]SuzieMcBruisey: *like
[10:18]WeevilKing: ha take that jack
[10:19]TheCaptain: oof
[10:19]TheCaptain: ya know wat
[10:19]TheCaptain: ya can tri and hurt me all you leki but i can take it, nothign can hurt me no more.
[10:20]TheCaptain: not since,,, the incident
[10:20]TheCaptain: c
[10:21]TheCaptain: y'all b cowards
[10:22]JonesIantoJones: Sir, having poor spelling and constant text speech does not exactly match up well. Besides, you may as well pick one form of typing. After all, the group chat name is very grammatically correct and everything like that. However you are not typing in the same manner. You're current way of typing even signifies that of a lower intelligence.
[10:23]JonesIantoJones: Oh, wait, the incident was mentioned...
[10:25]JonesIantoJones: Just retcon everything that I typed above!
[10:26]SuzieMcBruisey: F in the chat for Jack
[10:27]WeevilKing: f
[10:27]TechyToshy: F
[10:28]JonesIantoJones: F
[10:30]WeevilKing: did coffee boy actually murk jack???
[10:31]TechyToshy: Probably.
[10:31]SuzieMcBruisey: Come on, the 'captain' is just being overdramatic.
[10:32]SuzieMcBruisey: He'll answer at like a minute afore 11
[10:35]JonesIantoJones: That is rather specific.
[10:36]WeevilKing: tbh sounds legit
[10:37]TechyToshy: That's very much on brand with Jack.
[10:38]SuzieMcBruisey: ^^^
[10:38]WeevilKing: 666
[10:39]SuzieMcBruisey: *^^^
[10:39] WeevilKing sent nahfam.png
[10:39]WeevilKing: jokes on you
[10:40]WeevilKing: i wanna summon satan
[10:40]TechyToshy: Owen nOOO
[10:40]SuzieMcBruisey: Oh Worm
[10:41] SuzieMcBruisey sent IFeltThat.png
[10:42] WeevilKing: not to flex for lucifer but damn
[10:42]WeevilKing: that devil would really be the best torchwood leader
[10:42]WeevilKing: pun intended
[10:43]JonesIantoJones: Not to interrupt too much of Owen's constant simping on death and all death related things, but you do realize that despite his overdramatic tendencies, Jack can still see what you say here.
[10:43]SuzieMcBruisey: Wow, look who's actually typing on time for once.
[10:44]TechyToshy: Let him be, Suzie.
[10:45]WeevilKing: first off
[10:45]WeevilKing: I dont simp for death
[10:45] SuzieMcBruisey has muted WeevilKing for 5 minutes. Reasoning: telling blantant lies tsk tsk
[10:46]SuzieMcBruisey: ah yes, The perks of being second in command.
[10:47] JonesIantoJones: And the world thanks you.
[10:48]TechyTosh: The one time that I have wished to be you.
[10:49]SuzieMcBruisey: :eyes:
[10:50]WeevilKing: liSTEN HERE YOU LIL SHITS
[10:50]WeevilKing: you never let me finish
[10:50]WeevilKing: i do not simp for death
[10:51]JonesIantoJones: Congrats Owen! You discovered where the Capslock is!
[10:51]WeevilKing: death simps for me
[10:52]WeevilKing: wow
[10:52]WeevilKing: the blatant disrespect
[10:52] WeevilKing has left "Beyond the Government and Beyond the Police".
[10:53] SuzieMcBruisey changed the name from "Beyond the Government and Beyond the Police" to "death simps for me".
[10:53] SuzieMcBruisey added WeevilKing to "death simps for me".
[10:53] WeevilKing: i hate it here
[10:54] SuzieMcBruisey changed @WeevilKing to @SIMP
[10:54]SIMP: oh wow
[10:54]SIMP: i hate it here even more
[10:55]SuzieMcBruisey: Oh rly?
[10:55]SIMP: yeah
[10:55]SuzieMcBruisey: Prove it.
[10:56]SIMP: maybe i will
[10:56]SIMP: my dorm iantos bed 2 mins
[10:56]SuzieMcBruisey: Like you would need more than that...
[10:57]TechyTosh: Could you two by chance move this to dms?
[10:57]JonesIantoJones: What @TechyTosh said, plus the addition of staying out of my bed.
[10:59]TheCaptain: f
[10:59]JonesIantoJones: You're a tad bit too late there, Sir.
Andy No
[10:15] #1GwenFan: Eyyyyy
[10:15] #1GwenFan: waZZUP??
[10:15] #1GwenFan: did you hear the news????
[10:16] #1GwenFan: It was slip slammin'
[10:16] #1GwenFan: yeah, I won't say that again
[10:16] #1GwenFan: So are you even up?
[10:17] #1GwenFan: I'm gonna take that as a no...
[10:17] #1GwenFan: Yah, def getting some sleepy Gwen vibes here.
[10:17] #1GwenFan: Well, hope you're sleeping well
[10:18] #1GwenFan: I did
[10:18] #1GwenFan: well, im awake now
[10:18] #1GwenFan: I technically woke up at like 5 AM but went back to sleep
[10:19] #1GwenFan: I dreamt about you last night...
[10:19] #1GwenFan: it was nice.
[10:19] #1GwenFan: so lemme guess
[10:20] #1GwenFan: you hit up that rager last night
[10:20] #1GwenFan: Was it actually
[10:20] #1GwenFan: :fire: hella LIT :fire:
[10:21] #1GwenFan: Swag.
[10:21] #1GwenFan: Did Ryan hate it???
[10:21] #1GwenFan: I bet Ronald hated it
[10:22] #1GwenFan: Reginald is a hater
[10:22] #1GwenFan: maybe he just isn't the one for you
[10:23] #1GwenFan: jk jk jk I mean unless :eyes:
[10:23] #1GwenFan: Was that /too/ forward??
[10:23] #1GwenFan: so imma let you go now then
[10:24] #1GwenFan: hmu when you r up
[10:24] #1GwenFan: u up yet?
[10:24] #1GwenFan: anfughrgijerigjer
[10:25] #1GwenFan: welp ok
[10:25] #1GwenFan: Im gonna actually let you be now
[10:59]GwenCooper: jfc Andy