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Critical Role (Web Series)
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Summary
Beau Just say 15 dollars like a real person with actual currency that mattersMolly in this economy? I’m about to start using euros as my form of currencyNott Didn’t the UK leave the EUMolly aye and I am Irish so your argument is invalidBeau you grew up in essexMolly SussexBeau WHATEVERCaleb Perhaps not that much changed after all.***or***Caleb decided to play Siege with randoms one night because Eodwulf was busy and got dragged into the chaotic group of friends and their active group chat. Fjord attempts to keep Caleb from being overwhelmed, not realizing that this may be exactly what the shy junior needs as his own friendships are struggling.
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Well. Hi guys. I'm back into the Critter fic community? This one will be sparse as I am almost done with my grad school, but I hope y'all enjoy! I'll update the chat names as they mess with each other more in the future. No one but Fjord and Caleb are decided, so we shall see how they develop. Enjoy and I love y'all!Obvious: FjordTough- Fjord. Widogast- Caleb. MissJester- Jester. NottListening- Nott (Veth)Others: MT- Molly. SleevesRBS- Beau. GreenTea- Cad. ItsYaBoi- Bryce. DarkAngel- Yasha
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Love and Friendship

GAME HOES
NottListening Who will be free in Boston this weekend?
MT depends on the time
SleevesRBS ^^
DarkAngel I will be, Nott.
FjordTough Sunday afternoon and Saturday evening sadly
MrPalomares2 I can try to drive out if you would like.
NottListening Saturday afternoon and evening
DragonQueen I will be!!! I actually got a weekend off!
Missjester uwu I wonder whyyyyyyyyy
WhatsurPoison Perish, both of you
NottListening <3 Sorry Reani
WhatsurPoison FOUR CALL OUTS IN TWO DAYS
DragonQueen I wish I could help at the bar but =[ <3
WhatsurPoison I know, you’re too young. BUT STILL
NottListening I can bring Luc by to say hi?
WhatsurPoison Please
DragonQueen Why are you coming up anyway? Not that we don’t love seeing you, of course!
NottListening Chidrens museum trip
NottListening Hes never bee nnand it seems like fun
NottListening Considering the museum trip that Cay and Beau looked that way
SleevesRBS if I fif not like money so much id call out
MissJester fif
MrPalomares2 fif
FjordTough fif
DragonQueen I refuse to join because Nott is the best. Aside from Jester <3
DarkAngelThat was pure.
MissJester rt
WhatsurPoison rt
MrPalomares2 I’ve known her for too long to not enjoy picking on her.
FjordTough I think Nott would call th cops because I was giving a distress signal if I didn’t do iot
NottListening iot
FjordTough valid
FjordTough Are you driving up, Jessy?
MissJester Lawl drive. No.
MissJester My wonderful~ girlfriend is picking me up from South Station <3
MissJester (◕ᴗ◕✿)
MT gross this is too soft
MissJester 🗡⊂(ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SassyWitch Perish
MT \(º □ º l|l)/
MissJester ミ=͟͟͞͞(✿ʘ ᴗʘ)っ🗡
BigBadSoftie What even is this chat?
GreenTea Honestly, it is nice to have consistency in the idiocy. It’s refreshing.
MT CAD HOW DID THE TEST GO
GreenTea I believe it went well. And my advisors are likely about to approve my Thesis.
ItsYaBoi Oh shit! That’s fucking great, Cad! I had two of mine turned down, so I know that’s rough.
MissJester Are you able to see people who love you and totally want you to get love and a ffection????
GreenTea I am always happy to give you a hug and spend time with you. Maybe we can get some Dole?
MissJester DOLE??????
DragonQueen Can I come?
GreenTea Of course, Cali. I would love to spend time with you.
MT WHY IS EVRYONE SO GROSS AND SWEET TO EACH OTHER TODAY
FjordTough Want me to make it better?
MT please
FjordTough Caleb and I said “I love you” officially
MT left the chat

FjordTough Had to do it to him

Watch out, it’s TeaLeaf!
TeaLeaf He deleted all the pinned links to the group chat! I had to beg Essek. b e g
MissJester Kinky~
FjordTough That’s what happens when you lie about getting me taco bell
NottListening Why didn’t you ask Astrid
SassyWitch I stan a petty Fjord
MT my partners are mean to me
MT so mean
HeySailor dont worry I stil luv u
MrPalomares2 You moved on from me quickly. I thought we had something.
HeySailor ull always b my first
ItsYaBoi Liar.
HeySailor heh tru tho
BigBadWolf Nott, I will be in the area if you would like someone to help wrangle the child.
NottListening I’d like that. Museum?
BigBadWolf Sure.
SassyWitch Hey guys. Remember when Wulfie aggressively hated everyone and refused to talk to anyone?
SassyWitch The good old days.
MT Yeah. It’s been a while since I spammed his twitter
BigBadWolf Molly.

BigBadWolf MOLLY!
BigBadWolf 26 NOTIFS WHY
DragonQueen lmao
MissJester Omg lololololol
FjordTough lolol
BigBadWolf Essek. Astrid. Control your gremlin.
SassyWitch Perish.
Dynamis Read- 12:33pm
MT =3 uwu

 

 

 

Essek and the Children
Ess Why do you pick on him so much?
Ess I thought you liked him now?
Molls I do
Molls my family isn’t exactly the soft coddling type all the time
Molls we kind of take the piss out of each other and make jabs as way of affection. Hes become close to my brother and I am fucking stoked they hang out. Cad is always afraid he will have to hurt someone when they’re as close as those have gotten but like
Molls idk I just like to heckle the people who mean a lot because soft feels are hard
Astrid In his defense… he is like that with us, too
Astrid I love him for being a dumbass though
Molls thanks babe <3
Ess You have a point. Annoying Molly is the Molly we love.
Ess
Molls Ess?

Molls Essek?
Astrid Well. That was a whoops. I think he was waiting for you to say it first.
Molls Astrid…
Astrid Hey. You two sort this out. I’m just here to hold your hands while both of your idiotic bitch asses figure out how to properly show emotion.
Molls U G H
Molls MAKE HIM ANSWER HIS PHONE

 

 

 

DM: BigBadWolf and TeaLeaf
BigBadWolf Wtf did you do to Essek?
TeaLeaf NOTHING! He said something and fled before I could reply. And now he’s ignoring my texts and calls.
BigBadWolf Wow. You’re using proper grammar.
TeaLeaf Sorry that my boyfriend I love panicking because he’s a dramatic, awkward moron is not giving me a chance to say it back.
BigBadWolf I thought he was the calm one of you three. While you’re at it will you please stop being an ass to me?
TeaLeaf if I did that then id hate you and that’s illegal as youre not my brother’s bffl so
TeaLeaf succ
BigBadWolf

 

 

“Molly, stop screaming,” Fjord finally yelled from his room.

“Shut up, Fjord, I am having a situation here.”

“The whole fucking floor knows that. What the fuck are you making such a ruckus over?”

“My boyfriend is a fucking moron.”

“So is his boyfriend.”

“Fuck off, Fjord! I am trying to get him to… Oh.” Molly’s voice went softer, and he sighed.

Fjord got up from his chair and his homework. The man crept over and listened in. Was he eavesdropping? Absolutely. Did he care? Not in the least. He was concerned. As much as he yelled at Molly for being loud and a mess at times, he also knew it was with some reason. After the moment passed and conversation continued in a hushed tone, Fjord relaxed a little. He heard the apologizing and sighing. The level of anxiety had made the native Irish accent come out stronger. But he got the gist of it all and he smiled. Once upon a time, he genuinely worried that Molly would continue to self-sabotage himself. Th boy he had met was a confused, still unbalanced boy looking to cause mischief and have fun with little regard for the aftermath until he had gone too far. Now, he could hear Molly repeating over and over that he knew that his best friend and brother was convincing his boyfriend that he did love the other man.

Molly hung up after a while and opened the door. He jumped back in shock as he found the wall of Fjord in his way rather than an empty walkway. The smaller man pouted and walked by him with a flushed face. Fjord waited for a moment and pushed off the wall and uncrossed his arms as he went. He followed Molly into the kitchen and helped get out the pot and oil when he saw the popcorn kernels had been pulled out. It was only when the first few kernels had started to pop that Molly spoke.

“Essek had a minor panic attack because he said it earlier than he was ready to,” Molly explained. Fjord figured that meant he knew everything was heard. “I guess I was getting a bit stressed because I thought it would be a thing.”

“I get it,” Fjord replied. “I did the same thing like a week ago.”

“We’re disasters,” Molly mused. Then giggled. “God, we’re like… domestic and shit. It’s gross.”

“It kind of is. Wanna just… drink beer this weekend and watch anime.”

“Please?”

“Last game of the series is tomorrow. If we don’t win, I’ll have more time.”

“You’re going to win. Shut it.” Molly sighed and took the pot off the heat. “But I’d like that.”

 

 

 

Caleb <3 (1:20pm): Off to class. Good luck at the game. Beau promised to keep my updated.
Fjord<3 (1:25pm): Thanks babe. Love you.
Caleb <3 (1:27pm): I love you, too.

Caleb <3 (5:06pm): I’m sorry babe.

 

 

GAME HOES
FjordTough I’m fine guys it was a good season and we did much better than last year
FjordTough and I still have next year left
MrPalomares2 You do have new jerseys each year, right?
FjordTough Are you going to steal another jersey?
MrPalomares2 Yes.
SassyWitch Does this mean we can hang out more?
MT More laser tag?
MrPalomares2 Fuck.
NottListening I asked Luc and he said yes.
MrPalomares2 Fuck, again.
MT give us a date so we can take it off
MT and Friday im not available this week
MT Fjord is busy too
SleevesRBS OG man date?
FjordTough Yep
SleevesRBS why do I sense a drunk stream again
NottListening Yep
HeySailor fuk ya

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