Yuuri is #done 'slEEP'
Yuri P. changed their name to Confusion
Otabek: What?
Mila: Whot?
V. Nikiforov: Yurio, it's 3am, Yuuri will have a heart attack-
Phichit: I sure hope not
V. Nikiforov: You should be asleep as well!
Phichit: And you?
Leo: oOf
Confusion: Your body warms your jacket so your jacket can warm your body
Otabek: ...
Mila: ...waIT-
Phichit: I-
V. Nikiforov: Yuri what-
Leo: What happened to him?
Seung Gil: Wait hold on let's think about this-
Guang: Let's not :)
Christophe: Let's
Georgi: Why are you encouraging this?!
Confusion: The voice in your head can mimic anybody's voice and is an exceptional singer
Phichit: My singing dreams that I unleash in the shower
Phichit: destroyed
Mila: Well there goes my self-esteem
Sara: Is no one questioning this boy's sanity-
Otabek: Yuri what did you eat?
Isabella: Drugs
Yuuri K.: Over my dead body
Christophe: Viktor?
V. Nikiforov: i'm hding dont talk to me
Minami: Well then...
Confusion: Taxi cabs have the most useless profession in the movie cars
Leo: You did not just attack my childhood like dis-
JJ-style: ...Wait...
Isabella: Drugs
Yuuri K.: Yuri, why are you awake?
Emil: I think it's obvious why he's awake rn
Michele: ...
Confusion: Fall and Winter are partners in crime
Georgi: Wut
Confusion: Fall kills plants
Confusion: Winter hides them
Mila: ...
Phichit: My man pecs are also confused
Leo: He really just @ my favorite season too?!?!?
Minami: Yuri-kun, are you alright?
Isabella: Drugs
Georgi: literally stOP
Seung Gil: Still thinking wtf
Christophe: Viktor?!!/?!???!!
V. Nikifororv: I think Yuuri is short circuiting
Confusion: Ice sweats itself to death
Michele: YOU DON'T JUST SAY THAT SHIT TO FIGURE SKATERS-
Emil: Wait hold on-
Emil: He's on to something
Guang: We lost another one
Seung Gil: Dc because where's the lie?!?!??1/
Yuuri K.: Yuri what crisis episode is this?!
V. Nikiforov: Still hidng
Otabek: Yura
Otabek: Baby
Otabek: Go to sleep
Isabella: He can't
Isabella: It's the drugs
JJ-style: Bella stOP
Confusion: Surgeons perform accurate stabbing until the patient feels better
Phichit: ... Is this a personal attack?
Phichit: Because I'm thinking about it
Guang: Emil, Leo, Seung Gil, and Phichit have been taken
Michele: But wait he's not wrong-
Emil: I don't know if I'm gaining bran cells or losing them
Otabek: Your spelling of 'brain' confirms the latter
Isabella: SKSJJSQO)WLMAO
JJ-style: Katsuki, I'm begging you stop the child
Georgi: Whatever crisis this is, I don't wanna be dragged into it
Mila: I do
Sara: I do
Christophe: Same here
V. Nikiforov: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!
Isabella: It's the addiction
Confusion: If you trip and fall but don't die, you've survived a collision with a planet
Michele: ...hOW-
Sara: Wait no shit
Sara: I'm thinking about it
Guang: Another one bites the dust
Yuuri K.: Yuri
Yuuri K.: If you're asking for hot chocolate, I'll make it
JJ-style: Please stop
Isabella: No hot chocolate will stop drugs
JJ-style: sTOP
Georgi: Dear lord sweet baby Jesus
Confusion: Suspending someone for too many absent days is punishing them for staying home with more home time
Michele: ...Guang
Guang: And there's another one
Minami: I think my brain is fried
Otabek: ... Someone stop him
V. NIkiforov: H'e s your lover?!?!?
Otabek: He's your son!?!?!?!?
Isabella: He's on drugs
JJ-style: BELLA-
Confusion: You can tell when a dream ends but never when it starts
Minami: Wait...wait no- but
Minami: I- hold on
Guang: Another one ded
JJ-style: STOP HIM
Otabek: He's literally coming after us one by one
Otabek: dO sOMETHING
V. Nikiforov: I h vae nOTHINg
Yuuri K.: YURI NIKOLAi-
Isabella: The drugs are addicting us all
Confusion: You drink your saliva all the time but as soon as it leaves your mouth it's disgusting to think about drinking it
V. Nikiforov: hwat
Christophe:... But...No wait he's...
Christophe: Hold on a minute
Guang: another one dED
Mila: okay no
Mila: stop him
Mila: now
Georgi: My brain... my poor innocent prain
V. Nikiforov: Ukraine
Otabek: Pain in the sacrifice of the brain
Yuuri K.: YURI!
Yuuri K.: STOP
Confusion: Cartoons inside cartoons are actually live action series in their universe
Georgi: ...
Mila: Hold on- NO
Guang: Wait
JJ-style: GUANG NO
Christophe: Join the addiction
Seung Gil: Where;s the liEE?!?
Guang: Fuck, yall lost me
Mila: nOO
Otabek: STOP
Otabek: HIM
Georgi: Yuri, I bow down before you and beg for mercy
JJ-style: You want my medals?! I'll give them for some sleep tonight?!
Isabella: He already has drugs, no need for medals
Guang: She's coming with me too
V. NIkiforov: I think you're all losing me too
Yuuri K.: Viktor compose yourself
Confusion: Once you know how to read, you can't stop reading
Otabek: That's not...
Otabek: Wait...
Otabek: ...Can't stop...holy shit
Mila: OH fUCk
Georgi: WE LOST HIM
JJ-style: We're all going to die
V. Nikiforov: compse youshelf viktor
Yuuri K.: I'm #done with all of you
JJ-style: NO STAY!
Mila: You're literaLLY oUr last Hope!
Georgi: Capital H
Confusion: If dogs could use phones they'd file missing person reports all day
V. Nikiforov: My poor Makka!
V. Nikiforov: We don't deserve dogs really
Mila: ...
Georgi:...
JJ-style: ...
Yuuri K.: -_-
V. Nikiforov: You lost me
Georgi: We're doomed
Mila: Good knowing you all
JJ-style: I want slep
Mila: Betting he's out next
Georgi: Same
JJ-style: hArrAsmEnt
Confusion: Leaving your house 1 minute earlier or 1 minute later could drastically change your future
Yuuri K.: NO
Yuuri K.: ANYTHING BUT MY FUCKING ANXIETY
Mila: Oh my god
Goergi: We're lOSING YUURI!?!?!?
JJ-style: We're all going to die
Isabella: The addictio
JJ-style: Yeahno, she's gone
JJ-style: Can't even finish a sentence
Yuuri K.: YURI!
Confusion: Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
Georgi: eWWW
Mila: stOP nOW
JJ-style: ... wiat..
JJ-style: NOPE!
JJ-style: STILL HERE
Mila: thank god
Confusion: Whenever you have a good dream, reality becomes the nightmare
Georgi: True
Georgi: Especially when it's a good dream about something you love
Georgi: All those horrible mornings woken up by the alarm
Mina: NOOO
JJ-style: We're. Going. To. Die
Yuuri K.: That's it, hand over your phone-
Confusion: If you wear a wool sweater jacket, you're basically wearing an inside out sheep
JJ-style: Wait how
JJ-style: Because like...oh wait- OH
Mila: NO! JJ!
Yuuri K.: ffs
Mila: I'm doomed
Mila: We're doomed
Mila: I beg before you Katsukii
Mila: stop hIM
Yuuri K.: fuck me, his door is locked
Mila: im gAY?!?
Confusion: We use 'money doesn't grow on trees' to imply if it did grow on trees we wouldn't have a shortage of wealth yet food grows on trees and we still have world hunger
Mila: ... Huh
Mila: Wait but no
Mila: Trees...wait
Yuuri K.: MILA
Mila: lol no bye i surrender
Yuuri K.: Yuri Nikolai Katsuki-Nikiforov ex Plistesky, Ice Tiger of Russia, dubbed Ice Fairy by fans and my adopted son that I love very much but is #done with atm
Confusion: ...
Yuuri K.: Kitchen now
Confusion: ... Mama?
Yuuri K.: I made you hot chocolate
Yuuri K.: Come on
Confusion: ... okay
Yuuri K.: Yuri, are you alright?
Confusion: Tired
Yuuri K.: Aw baby, come here
Confusion left the chat
JJ-style: Is it safe to come out now?
Leo: onG! Yes! Go ahead bebeh, come out to your LGBTQ family!
Christophe: Oh my God
Phichit: PLZ LEO-
Isabella: Aw baby, you're valid no matter what you are :)
Mila: this bich
Mila: Best fiance
Sara: honestly yes
JJ-style: Are you kidding me right now?
Otabek: Is the coast clear?
Otabek: Can I not be scared of my lover now?
Otabek: Can I sleep tonight?
Otabek: Probably not, but r e p o r t
Minami: ^^
Georgi: I don't want to go through that again
Confusion: Did you know...
Otabek: YURI KATSUKI-NIKIFOROV DON'T YOU DARE!
Confusion: Babe-
Isabella: Babe
Michele: This is no day for pop corn time
Phichit: It's always pop corn time
V. Nikiforov: Yuri, I love you, I really do. But if you start this again, you're unadopted :)
Confusion: ...
Yuuri K.: VIKTOR
Confusion: As I was saying before I have been roodly interrupted by my lover
Confusion: Did you know that TikTok is a dangerous place to go to when you're trying to cheer yourself up?
Otabek: ... I'm done
Seung Gil: ... you hoe
Emil: We went through all of that because you decided TikTok was the best place to go for happiness?!??!
Mila: #DumbestthingYurihasdone
Sara: I could have slept
JJ-style: Could have had my beauty sleep
Confusion: Not that it would help
Isabella: I love you
Confusion: This hoe gets me
Isabella: <3
JJ-style: ... bye bye
Leo: The disappointment
Guang: I could smell it from here
Georgi: Smell?!??!?
Guang: SENSE
Guang: I meant SENSE
Phichit: Sure jan
Minami: Sure jan
Mila: Sure jan
Sara: Sure jan
Michele: I hate this place
Confusion: So this is where I lose my family
Christophe: LIKE HELL
Christophe: liSTEN Katsuki-Nikiforov
Mila: Oh shi he snapped
Sara: Sister snapped
Mila: Sara you're blocked
Mila: No James Charles in my focking life
Sara: I TAKE IT BACK
Mila: good
Phichit: Almost lost my faith in humanity
V. Nikiforov: Can Christ speak?
Leo: CHRIST?!?!
Otabek: The lord has fallen upon us
Guang: In the words of the mighty Jesus!
Seung Gil: I'm religious af now
Isabella: No swearing in this christian server
Seung Gil: Terribly sorry, I shall pray forgiveness on my sins
Phichit: PLZ I LOVE THIS CHAT
Yuuri K.: Phichit is currently not breathing
Guang: Our lord and savior shall heal him
Minami: Oh God, free this mortal from such sinful pain!
Christophe: He's freed
Otabek: h a l l e l u j a h
Minami: QwQ
Christophe: Anyway-
Christophe: WHATEVER THE FUCK TOKTIK BULLSHIT YOU'VE SEEN-
Confusion: It sure as hell is toxic
Christophe: You-...that is nOT-
Phichit: BICH PLZ
Isabella: I LOVE THIS GUY
JJ-style: Therapy, the lot of you
Seung Gil: Pray for your sins
Georgi: This midlife crisis is not what I signed up for
Confusion: Ah yes, but you signed up for the Anya Midlife crisis
Mila: YURI PLEASE
Mila: WHAT IS WITH YOU?!?!?
Yuuri K.: I did not make you hot chocolate at 3am for this result
Confusion: My shitty parents did not make love at 3am for the result that is my existence either but here we are
Otabek: YURI
V. Nikiforov: I-
Yuuri K.: ... WHAT THE F-
Isabella: Dark humor is best humor
Otabek: DOn't EncouRage this?!?
JJ-style: Bella, I love you, I really do, but stop
Phichit: WHAT DRUGS-
Georgi: bye bye
V. Nikiforov: Cookies, pronto
Phichit: Don't yall have a flight to catch back home as well??!?!
Leo: This madness is what I exist for tbh
Guang: Words? Help? I don't have speech
Christophe: I'm not going to even bother
Christophe: I'm getting my cat, my morning coffee and to hell with the lot of you
Confusion: Dang Grandpa really went to nursing home responsibilities instead of dealing with his grandchildren
Michele: Yuuri i am begging you to control your son
Christophe: ... really?!
Yuuri K.: Sure as soon as I know hOW
Emil: Therapy is a thing
Minami: Madness is another
Isabella: Together they are this sinful groupchat
Seung Gil: What happened to the christian server?
Isabella: Ignore that :)
Confusion: The only christian thing in this server is the jokes
Confusion: And the holy water from the ice sweating to death
Michele: What part of that is holy water?!?!?
Confusion: It died with no sins
Emil: Yuuri i beg
Georgi: Delete TikTok off his phone
Confusion: FITE ME
Confusion: I FUCKING DARE YOU
Yuuri K.: Yuri Nikolai Katsuki-Nikiforov
Mila: Oh shi full name
Sara: He a ded bich now
Isabella: Rip
Phichit: I'm just in my living room witnessing Yuuri giving a no nonsense look at his phone
Phichit: It's glorious
Confusion: What?
Yuuri K.: .
Confusion: ... Yes mama?
Leo: What even-
JJ-style: How did-
Michele: Guess you figured it out
Yuuri K.: You want cuddles? Will that make you feel better?
Minami: heart is gone
Sara: AWH MA HART
Otabek: English is not responsible
Phichit: no one cares, especially when I'm witnessing the effing cuddle!
Leo: Take. the. Pictures!
Guang: If you don't take them, you're dead to us
V. Nikiforov: I got cookies
V. Nikiforov: Is the tiger tamed?
Seung Gil: So far so good...sort of
Christophe: I might actually go to church for this madness today
Phichit: hEY
Phichit: We all signed up for this since day one
Phichit: No pain no gain
Christophe: What's the gain
Confusion: ...family...
Christophe: screw church, i love you
Sara: This kid will be the death of us
Michele: No complaints
Isabella: If this is how I die, so be it
JJ-style: I am debating
Confusion: Uncle JJ...
JJ-style: Debate closed
Minami: G o o d
Emil: I'm fine with this, but also mercy plz
Confusion: No <3
Emil: Fair enough
Yuuri K.: Sh, no phone. Cuddle
Confusion: Oki
Isabella: 'Oki' this kid
Isabella: Too. Precious
Otabek: Too too precious
Mila: Otabear won the lottery
Confusion changed their name to Beka's Lottery
Beka's Lottery: Back tf up Mila
Isabella: Today is just another great day for Otayuri
Otabek: ... Out of all names???
Beka's Lottery: You're complaining?
Otabek: In a way, yes
Otabek: Because you're not a lottery, you're an amazing human being. If anything you're a fucking treasure chest
Beka's Lottery: ...
Beka's Lotter: Fuck this sappy shit
Yuuri K.: We're cUDDLING!??!
Otabek: Love you too
Beka's Lottery: ... <3
Yuuri K.: ...back to cuddles please?
Isabella: Why ruin the moment?
Yuuri K.: I dealt with all your weak asses at 3am with Viktor hiding somewhere in the ceiling like a bat
Yuuri K.: I deserve this
Phichit: #prayforYuuri
Beka's Lottery: I hope someone lost their brain cells
Otabek: Emil lost his bran cells if that counts
Emil: leave me alone with my crisis typing
Beka's Lottery: It counts tho props to Mila for making it last out of all of you
Mila: ...Yuuri?!?!
Beka's Lottery: There was no question she would make it
Minami: (She/Her pronouns today?)
Beka's Lottery: (yes)
Mila: Fair enough
Yuuri K.: Fight me biches, best mom right here dealing with all your bullshit
V. Nikiforov: Even me?
Yuuri K.: Especially you
Beka's Lottery: HA!