Album! Wait...Oh no...
Mila: NO!
Crispino Twin 1: WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?1/1
Mila: I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE!
Mila: WHERE IS MY LIL BRO IN HIS-
Mila:<All Mighty Beauty>
Phichit: Bich same
Isabella: Agreed
V. Nikiforov: Honey, I'm still waiting for him to get home ಥ_ಥ
Christophe: Suffer
Leo: wE have to WAIT even lONGER?!?
Guang: Unfairness in all it's beauty
Phichit: i am offENDED on a spiRITUAL lEVEL!
Isabella: R000000ddd
Otabek: imma just <Le Cri>
Seung Gil: When Otabek doesn't start his sentence with a capital letter, you know it's serious
Crispino Twin 1: WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO! TwT
Minami: I feel betrayed
Yuuri K.: cUT ME SOME slACK!
Yuuri K.: I had to watch my son leave and cry while he's gone!
Yuuri K.: AND HE'S WITH MY BEST FRIEND RATHER THAN ME!!!
V. Nikiforov: I exist
Yuuri K.: Viktor, honey, sweetheart
Yuuri K.: I love you, but I'd rather have my son in my arms than share him with literally anyone
V. Nikiforov: I-
Mila: LMAO
Phichit: Fancy way of saying <Divorce>
Christophe: PhicHIT-jahahuiqhwh
Seung Gil: I didn't take you for the guy to break up his OTP
Phichit: I exist for drama and that is it UwU
Phichit: but plz no break up!
Otabek: share him!
Yuuri K.: I am in a pit of darkness right now, I ain't sharing him with his own cat!
Georgi: What even-
Emil: Is this how every conversation goes?
Crispino Twin 2: Welcome
Emil: Does that mean yes?
Minami: Yup
JJ-style: I just got titled as his uncle and he's not here, Mi sad
Yuuri K.: am #depressed rn
V. Nikiforov: I- Yuuri, I'm his father, share him! （ つ︣﹏╰）
Yuuri K.: NO
Yuri P.: uM- The fuck happened here?
Yuuri K.: MY SON!
Mila: LIL BRO!
Guang: HE LIVES!
Leo: THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
Phichit: a lIGHT in the dARknESS
Otabek: HEY YURA!
Seung Gil: He speaks
Crispino Twin 2: You're one to talk
Emil: Hi Yuri!
Crispino Twin 1: BUDDY! BROTHER IN LAW!
Crispino Twin 2: Brother in what nOW?!?
Isabella: YURRRIIIIIIII
Minami: Prayers have been answered-!
JJ-style: nEPHEW!
Yuri P.: What the fuck? Are you guys drinking?
V. Nikiforov: WHERE YOU ARE?!?!?
Yuri P.: Leaving Yuuko's car atm
Yuri P.: Why?
Yuuri K.: vikTOR
V.Nikiforov: WHAT?!
Yuuri K.: MAKKACHIN IS STUCK IN THE KITCHEN CABINET!!!
Yuri P.: THE FUCK?!?!? I'M HEADING UP RN!
V. Nikiforov: MAKKA-
Phichit: yuuri-
Christophe: what just-what even- i can't even-
Mila: Spit it the fuck out Starbucks
Leo: LMAO #reKT
Phichit: yuuri, my bro-
Seung Gil: He did a thing?
Phichit: just wAIT for it-
Yuri P.: I'M AT THE DOOR! IS MAKKA OKAY?!?!?
V. Nikiforov: ...
Yuuri K.: :)
Isabella: Huh?
Otabek: The fuck is going on?
Yuri P.: PAPA FUCKING ANSWIUENHUW@BHDUINwh
Mila: ...
Phichit: Yuuri, buddy, we gotta talk-
Christophe: Viktor, what happened?
Leo: Report back please!
Guang: I'm loki woRRiEd
Seung Gil: Is the dog okay?!
Minami: is aNYONE OKAY?!?!1/!1/
V. Nikiforov: YUURI
V. Nikiforov: OPEN THE DOOR
Yuuri K.: Nope
Phichit: I- bye bye
JJ-style: Everyone who's lost, say I
JJ-style: I
Leo: I
Christophe: I
Isabella: I
Guang: I
Minami: I
Crispino Twin 1: I
Crispino Twin 2: I
Emil: I
Otabek: IIIIIIII the hell happened?!?
Seung Gil: I
Mila: I
Georgi: I
V. Nikiforov: Makka was literally eating her food! She was neever sTUCK!
Mila: Nani the fick?
Isabella: fick
Phichit: fick
Guang: fick
Mila: stfu
Crispino Twin 2: fick :)
Mila: hArrASSEMENt
V. Nikiforov: YUURI KEPT ME DISTRACTED SO HE CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND GRAB YURI FIRST!
Christophe: Mother-
Leo: Bichh plz-
JJ-style: the hell-
Sueng Gil: At least the dog is okay
V. Nikiforov: AND NOW HE HAS YURI HOSTAGE IN OUR ROOM WITH THE DOOR LOCKED
Yuuri K.: i sAid nOo sharING FffffdfFF
Phichit: Imma just laugh and die here on my bed
Christophe: Yuuri-
Leo: Mama Yuuri do be overprotective
Guang: uM-
Mila: Say it Guang
Minami: PROMISED PICS?!?!
Guang: pROMISED PiCSSSSS??!!?
Guang: hEY1
Minami: im sORry!
V. Nikiforov: i have them but me sad
Isabella: Literally nO onE caRES!
V. Nikiforov: OFFEnSE1
Otabek: Does Yura still exist or did Yuuri make him drop his phone?
Georgi: FInally, someone concerned for YURI!
JJ-style: REPORT FFS
Seung Gil: I now see why Phichit is so interested in drama
Yuri P.: I exist
Yuri P.: I was just skimming through what the fuck happened while I was gone
Yuri P.: You guys are saps, but jesus christ thank you
Yuri P.: I can't take too much love all at once, mERCY
Yuuri K.: I am giving you so much love rn and will force you to accept it
Yuri P.: I know mama, I love your cuddles so no pressure UwU
V. Nikiforov: cUDDLES?!?/
Yuuri K.: :)))))
Phichit: yUUURI-
Leo: MOther- he doesn't give a dAMN!
Mila: Holds no shAME
Guang: Divorce papers are wondering whether to just watch the drama unfold or sign themselves
Yuri P.: Wait wat
Otabek: Yuri no-
Yuri P.: Divorce?
Guang: nO WAIT-
Yuri P.: You're getting a divorce?
Seung Gil: okAY, cUT thE drAma! TELL HIM!
Yuuri K.: NO! OH MY GOD!
V. NIkiforov: NO NO NO
Yuuri K.: WE'RE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE
V. Nikiforov: WHY ARE U SCREAMING AND TYPING?!?!!
Yuuri K.: I DONT KNOWWW
Yuri P.: Thank gOD!
Yuri P.: DOn't scare me like that again!!!
Mila: gUANG!
Leo: apOlOgIZe!
Guang: IM SORY
Crispino Twin 1: Sory
Guang: listEN-
Emil: I am at a loss for words on how to respond to this
Crispino Twin 1: It's just pure <madness> my friend
Phichit:...
Otabek: Phichit no-
Phichit: <Welcome To The Madness>
Yuri P.: I carry that title with fucking <Pride>
Isabella: AS. YOU. SHOULD!
Christophe: A whole new person
Seung Gil: Surprised you're not being a pervert on this
Christophe: Bich he's undERAGE!
V. Nikiforov: Christophe has lines that he doesn't dare to cross ( ˘︹˘ )
Leo: Miracles do come true
Christophe: Okay listen you little shit-
Isabella: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS!
JJ-style: Everyone shut up or shit will happen, trust me on this
Mila: Trusted
Isabella: VIKTOR!
V. Nikiforov: WHY ME THE VICTIM?!
Isabella: SEND THE FUCKING PICS!
Isabella: WE WANT TO SEE THE BEAUTYY THAT IS YURI!
Minami: EXACTLY
Georgi: WE LITERALLY DO NOT CARE IF YOU <Le depressed> SEND THEM!
V. Nikiforov: Listen here you hypocrite-
Yuri P.: *Sends 2 pictures and 3 videos*
Phichit: I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD
Isabella: FUCKING FINALLY
Minami: AN ANGEL SENT FROM THE HEAVENS HIMSELF!
Yuuri K.: Brb gotta just be a proud mom again
Yuri P.: Mama <3
Yuuri K.: <3
V. Nikiforov: I still exist
Yuri P.:...<3
Yuri P.: Mama, please let Papa in the room?
Yuuri K.: ...Okay fine. Stay on the bed, I still wanna cuddle you
Yuri P.: Deal
V. Nikiforov: MY SON! I LOVE!
Seung Gil: Out of this, all I'm getting is that Viktor can't type English properly and doesn't add Emoticons when he's stress struggling
Phichit: All I'm getting out of today is family fluff, now shush, let's see what we got!
Otabek: ^
Leo: ^^
Guang: ^^^
Minami: ^^^^
Isabella: ^^^^^
Mila: ^^^^^^
Georgi: ^^^^^^^
Seung Gil: I feel attacked
*Picture Number 1*
Yuri holding a cat in his arms and smiling down at it. The cat was brown with grey eyes and Yuri stood in front of the windows, the light came on him as if he was a literal angel. His skirt flowing down to his knees. The cat was nuzzling Yuri's face with a small smile.
Cute basically.
*Picture Number 1*
Phichit: Okay look-
Minami: I either died or a literal angel is on my screen right now
Christophe: It's the latter
Otabek: ... I-what did I do?
Guang: What? (Also, yes, just yes!)
Otabek: What did I do to deserve this purity?!
V. Nikiforov: Keep asking yourself that :)
Isabella: Don't! Leave my ship alone Nikiforov! Let Yuri freaking shine! Look at him!
Georgi: He's slaying!
Mila: KING!
Crispino Twin 1: Get him his crown!
*Picture Number 2*
Yuri was sitting on a sofa with a bunch of cats around him as well as the triplets; one cat on his lap, the triplets sitting on top of the couch on the edge behind him, one cat on his shoulders, another cat beside him, one cat holding onto his arm like a Koala, and another cat nuzzling his leg.
Yuri was smiling and looked so happy. He had his hands petting the cat on his lap and the one beside him and he was smiling down at the koala-pretending cat. The triplets were laughing and staring at him wearing dresses of their own.
*Picture Number 2*
Seung Gil: I'm scared of how wholesome the videos will be if THIS is the beauty we get from the pictures
Emil: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Crispino Twin 2: Who put him on this cruel earth?! He deserves so much better!
JJ-style: I'm a proud uncle
Christophe: Honey, same
Phichit: Ditto
Crispino Twin 1: Ditto
Phichit: Bich
Isabella: AWWW! THE LITTLE DRESSES WITH YURI WEARING A SKIRTJIENUWBHDIPUWHUINWNH
Yuri P.: ....
*Video number 1*
"Yuri~!" Yuuko's voice comes from behind the camera. Yuri turns and looks at her with a cat in his arms and cat on his head.
He laughs: "They won't leave me, I feel like a cat house."
He and Yuuko laugh as the triplets cheer to the 'Lord of Kittens'
"What's this cats name?" Yuuko asks, zooming to the cat in his arms, white with brown eyes.
"Her name is Snowball. She's two years of age." He says proudly, looking down at the cat that began nuzzling his neck.
"Aw! And who's this one. He looks grouchy." Yuuko zooms to the cat on his head.
"His name is Grouch...pfft-" Yuri and the triplets laugh out loud as the cat grouches at the camera. Yuri looks up at the cat (tries to as to not make it fall) and the cat looks down with a less grouchy look.
"He likes you!" The triplets say.
"Lord of the Kittens." Yuuko jokes.
Yuri laughs again, smiling at the camera brightly. The white cat still nuzzling his neck.
*Video Number 1 Ended*
Phichit: OH MY GOD YES!
Mila: LORD OF THE KITTENS!
Yuri P.: I wear that title with <style>
Isabella: SLAY!
Crispino Twin 1: KING!!
JJ-style: YURI-STYLE!
V. Nikiforov: Grouch?
Christophe: I can't2wn stoppokj waughuhnig t uim
Seung Gil: "I can't stop laughing at him."
Leo: Thank you, I really had no idea what the fuck he was saying.
*Video Number 2*
Yuri on his knees, skirt around him like a flower with kittens walking in circles by him. Some kittens were nuzzling his legs and placing themselves under his hands, Yuri would giggle and give them a wittle scratch.
The triplets sat next to Yuri and pet kittens when they came close.
"I wanna name this one Salchow!" One of the triplets say.
Yuri turns to the little girl: "Why Salchow?"
"Because!" She answers: "Why not?!"
Yuri and Yuuko (who's still behind the camera) laugh.
The kittens suddenly start meowing and get closer to Yuri, they end up in a cuddle pile all around him trying to fall asleep as their parents go around the cafe as if their babies are in safe hands. Yuri looks shocked and puts a hand to his mouth whispering 'Oh my God' after they all settle down.
"And people still call you a fairy, you're a tiger!" The other triplet says.
Yuri just looks at the camera and purses his lips as to stop himself from crying tears of happiness.
"Please don't cry~ Or I'll cry~!" Yuuko pleads.
"...I feel like mama..." Yuri suddenly says.
"Uh-why?" Yuuko asks.
"Because when I'm up for cuddles and sleep, I go to him."
The triplets 'Aw' and Yuuko is a proud aunt in the back.
*Video Number 2 End*
Yuuri K.: ...
V. Nikiforov: Im cry
Yuuri K.: I- listen, I really wasn't expecting to cry tears of happiness all day long-
Phichit: Give me more cuddly Yuri TwT
Otabek: What did we doooooo?!?!?!?
Mila: BICH I WISH I KNEW!
Georgi: SAME
Mila: WE ASK THIS EVERY DAMN DAY!
*Video Number 3*
Yuri is laying on the couch, cats surrounding him again, he's giggling and looking at each one of them. Three on him, two on each side of him. One small kitten under the arch of his neck, another on his head and one on his face.
Yuri giggles again as the kitten on his face places its hands on his cheeks and nuzzles him.
Yuuko is wheezing behind the camera as the triplets capture photos of their own (They know not to share it on the media)
"Yuri-" Yuuko tries to speak: "What are-your thoughts?"
"It tickles!!" He says as the cat looks all over his face before licking a small spot on his forehead.
"It's Yuuri but as a cat!" Yuuko jokes.
Yuri laughs even more with tears coming out of his eyes, his stomach hurt from laughing too much: "HeE-...he slept and his soul came to this cat-!" He laughs again.
Yuuko falls on her knees as she starts sounding like a windex bottle.
"Stop laughing! My stomach hurtsss!" Yuri whines, but the smile never falling from his face.
Yuuko just laughs harder as the video ends. The triplets seen on the sides in fits of laughter of their own.
*Video Number 3 End*
Phichit: THAT F(*@ING CAT I SWEAR-
Christophe: YUURI REBORN!
Phichit: LMAODNHWBUIHWNWE
Yuuri K.: WHY?! HOW?! WHAT?!
V. Nikiforov: YUURI WHAT DID WE DOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?
Yuuri K.: I DONT KNOWIUE
Yuuri K.: I DONT KNOW WHAT WE DID TO DESERVE YURA BUT JESuS I AM PROUD AS FUCK!
Yuuri K.: I CALL HIM MY SON WITH PRIDE BICHES
Mila: SLAYYYYY
JJ-style: BRAG RIGHTS ARE YOURS!
Isabella: YASs
Crispino Twin 1: WE SAY HES OUR FAMILY WITH FREAKING PRIDE
Christophe: SAY IT QUEEN
Crispino Twin 2: AGREED!
Emil: FRICKING-WHAT MONSTER PUT YURI ON THIS CRUEL EARTH!?!
Seung Gil: I am normall cALM! BUT THIS IS TOO PURE TF
Phichit: normall
Seung Gil: SHUT TF UP AND APPRECIATE THE ANGEL WE'RE GIVEN!
Leo: ALBUM! WE CARRY THE HOLY AND PURE ALBUM WITH PRIDE <one day>
Guang: MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Minami: Okay but...can I BE KNOWN AS YOUR COUSIN OR BROTHER PLZzZ????????
Minami: YOURE A LITERAL BLESSING!
Georgi: Beauty, grace, he can punch you in the face! But when he's glowing and slaying APPRECIATE HIM!
Otabek: Honestly, what did I do to deserve you, Jesus. Make the ALBUM HAPPEN!
Yuri P:...
JJ-style: I AGREE WITH EMIL! WHY? THE GUY DESERVES HEAVEN ITSELF
Isabella: PROTECCCCCC!
Isabella: BEBE
Yuuri K.: THAT'S OUR BOY!
V. NIkiforov: OUR SON!
Phichit: OUR FAMILY
Crispino Twin 2: I'm literally looking through a dictionary because I can't find the right words to describe the pure goodness I've just witnessed-
Otabek: Wait seriously?! No! I need something to say! I feel like a bad boyfriend with no words! What more can I say!??!?!?
V. Nikiforov: You've earnt my blessing
Yuri P.:...guys...
Otabek: No! No! Don't you dare say that you don't deserve any of this love! YOU DESERVE ALL OF IT AND MORE!
Yuuri K.: ... He's crying
V. Nikiforov: Cuddles are being given, no worries (>‿◠)✌
Seung Gil: Emoticons are back and the joy has come upon us once again.
Phichit: I'm crying
Mila: Hoe, we all crying
Crispino Twin 1: ^^
Isabella: My heart is like...broken yet whole at the same time??/???/?/
Minami: Yes ^
Guang: Just yes all around ^
Yuri P.: I'm surrounded by saps.
Mila: You love us though <3
Yuri P.: Somehow
Otabek: Exactly, somehow!!
Yuri P.: Shut up, I became your boyfriend for a fucking reason!
Seung Gil: Can I just say that Yuri effing slayed that skirt.
Isabella: AGREED!
Crispino Twin 2: 1000%
Emil: Oh definitely!
Yuri P.: I love you all so much
Yuuri K.: He's crying even more-now I'm crying TwT
Phichit: BEBE
Crispino Twin 1: WE ADORE HIM1
JJ-style: Yuri Katsuki-Nikiforov Appreciation!
Phichit changed group name to 'Yuri Katsuki-Nikiforov Appreciation'
*/NIGHT TIME/*
Phichit: How's the cuddle session?
Yuuri K.: Viktor and I are actually cooking dinner now, Yuri's in the living room with Makkachin
Seung Gil: The dog lives!
Yuri P.: It never died
Seung Gil: Yuuri would like to differ.
Yuuri K.: okaY ouCH
Seung Gil: I said what I said
Phichit: "Case closed"
Christophe: Makkachin is hurt
Yuri P.: Nah, Makka is happy, is getting pet rn
Yuri P.: Quick question, actuallyonxis
Mila: Uuuhhhh sure
Georgi: Everything alright Yura?
Otabek: Yura?
Phichit: Yuri? You okay?
Christophe: VIKTOR!
Mila: WHAT HAPPENED TO YURI?!
Yuuri K.: WE WERE JUST COOKING AND WE HEARD MAKKACHIN WHINING!
V. Nikiforov: YURI SUDDENLY WENT SILENT AND RAN TO HIS ROOM!
Phichit:...Wait a minute, I got a notification with Yuri's name on it.
Otabek: What is it?!
Phichit: SHIT!
Phichit: FUCK THIS MOTHER-
Phichit: EVERYONE GO ON FUCKING INSTAGRAM RIGHT NOW!
Phichit: YURI'S PICTURES GOT LEAKED!
Yuuri K.: WHAT?!
V. Nikiforov: EXCUSE ME?!