christmas time bitches (and levis birthday)
[Class 1-Anti-horny pill]
uramom changed "Class 1-Anti-horny pill" to "aight who fucked santa claus"
lostairpod: hey queen!! personally i cannot handle this today <3
uramom: tis the season <3
pinkngay: sero kami and i just finished setting up the tree tehe
electricluv: everyone better come down and look at our masterful work of art
flextape: so bootiful
uramom: WHA- YOU GUYS JUST PUT ORNAMENTS IN DEKUS HAIR
dekusnacku: send help :) please :)
electricluv: a LIE we also did the actual tree
felxtape: midoriya is just a bonus
dekusnacku: i am being held hostage HELP
pinkngay: listen he was sitting right there
pinkngay: and his hair is green
uramom: SO YOU VIOLATE HIM???
dekusnacku: URARAKA U WERE THE ONE WHO GAVE THEM THE IDEA
uramom: whaaaa who
uramom: not me
uramom: wrong bitch
froppytimes: i have to agree with midoriya on this one
uramom: WHAT THE BETRAYAL
froppytimes: we were sitting in homeroom the other day talking about ideas for the christmas party and uraraka just goes "what if deku was the tree hahaha"
electricluv: and we heard every word >:)
flextape: we sneaky call us spy kids 5
pinkngay sent (1) image
pinkngay: he still has them in so he must like them
redwhiteandsad: let him go this instant
uramom: great now we summoned todoroki
redwhiteandsad: i will be going feral
dekusnacku: it hurts to get them out
uramom: wdym??
dekusnacku: my hair is
dekusnacku: um
dekusnacku: tangled
redwhiteandsad: let me go see this travesty
electricluv: sero mina RUN
flextape: HES GONNA BURN US ALIVE NONONONO
pinkngay: nah im in the bathroom see yall in hell <3
redwhiteandsad: oh my
redwhiteandsad: why would u do this to him
uramom: DW IM COMING FOR HELP
electricluv: i cannot confirm nor deny that i did anything
redwhiteandsad: ura bring a hairbrush
uramom: ??
redwhiteandsad: im going to brush the knots out of his hair??
uramom: OH
uramom: OH YEA YEA OKOK
[uramom > pinkngay]
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uramom: what are we going to do about this
pinkngay: im sorry but its not the fact that hes brushing his hair
pinkngay: its the fact that theyre both BLUSHING AS HES BRUSHING HIS HAIR AHHH
uramom: IKRRR
[aight who fucked santa claus]
electricluv: now we just gotta get bakugo ready
rockhard: RIGHT @lordxplosion GET UR SUIT ON
lordxplosion: im not putting that shit on
rockhard: YOU PROMISED ERI
lordxplosion: i didnt promise her shit
lordxplosion: im not dressing as fucking santa
dekusnacku: please she'll love it kacchan
dekusnacku: shes never had a normal christmas before
lordxplosion: fuck off
lordxplosion: shove those ornaments up your ass or something
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rockhard: hes putting on the beard :)
lordxplosion: i will break that damn phone with my bare hands
redwhiteandsad: i still dont understand
redwhiteandsad: is santa the man in the red suit?
uramom: WHAT
redwhiteandsad: there's stickers of him everywhere and everyone keeps talking about this "santa"
redwhiteandsad: is it him?
lostairpod: oh you poor candy cane
dekusnacku: sho chan are u saying you've never heard of santa claus
redwhiteandsad: no
uramom: BYE IM GONNA CRY-
pinkngay: just when i though he couldn't get even SADDER
electricluv: TODO SAY SIKE RN THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT :D
redwhiteandsad: i dont see whats so special
uramom: hes a man who goes down your chimney???
uramom: eats your cookies and milk??? leaves presents under your tree??
uramom: NAUGHTY AND NICE LIST???
redwhiteandsad: i
redwhiteandsad: now thats just creepy
dekusnacku: SHOTO HAVE YOU EVER DONE CHRISTMAS??
redwhiteandsad: now that you mention it
redwhiteandsad: my father said christmas was a "distraction" and pointless and stuff so christmas was a regular day for me ig
pinkngay: OH MY-
electricluv: endeavor hey bestie come out <3 nobody gonna get hurt 😀🔪
flextape: TODOROKI IM SO SORRY WE WILL THROW HANDS TO UR FATHER
rockhard: thats messed up gimme one sec calling my mentor to help out
flextape: YES LETS GET FATGUM OUT HERE
lostaripod: i cant believe you guys
lostairpod: yall are srsly plotting to beat endeavor
lostairpod: without ME
electricluv: PHEW I WAS SCARED FOR A SEC-
redwhiteandsad: im going to cry
lordxplosion: fucking loser
redwhiteandsad: of happiness. thank u all
{dekusnacku > uramom]
dekusnacku: im so mad
uramom: no
dekusnacku: BUT
uramom: NO YOUR NOT DOING ANYTHING TO ENDEAVOR
dekusnacku: WELL NO KIDDING HELL LITERALLY SEND ME INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
uramom: GOOD
dekusnacku: but i gotta make up for him missing out on christmas :((
uramom: the party will be a great way dw bb
dekusnacku: no its just
dekusnacku: i didnt realize there would be so many people who didnt have normal childhoods
dekusnacku: like eri and shoto
dekusnacku: and i just want them to be happy i want everyone to be happy
uramom: deku u cant fix the past
uramom: especially someone else's
dekusnacku: but
uramom: and u cant make everyone happy
uramom: but i do know u existing alone makes him happy
uramom: me too
dekusnacku: i just feel bad tho :(
uramom: the party will be a great way to make him get a sense of christmas :)
uramom: dont worry ur pretty little ornament head ok?
dekusnacku: smh shoto got most of them out >:(
dekusnacku: thx ura :)
uramom: ofc bb if u need anything talk to me ok?
dekusnacku: ofc i will
uramom: good
uramom: ...how did it feel when he brushed ur hair
dekusnacku: URA
[aight who fucked santa]
sugarcane: get him out of my kitchen
electricluv: wut
pinkngay: elaborate luv
sugarcane: get him OUT
uramom: the beast will not leave due to the fact he is a control freak <3
sugarcane: bakugo stay out
lordxplosion: this is my mf kitchen u get out
lordxplosion: i make all of ur damn meals
sugarcane: I DO THE BAKING LEAVE THE CAKE ALONE RN
lordxplosion: WHO TF MAKES CARROT CAKE
electricluv: STOP FIGHTING PLEASE
electricluv: IM SO HUNGRY
pinkngay: WE'RE ALL HUNGRY
rockhard: I NEED THE HAM PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
lordxplosion: NOT EVERYONE IS EVEN HERE YET STFU
rockhard: PLEASEEEE
lordxplosion: NO DUMBASS IF YOU EAT NOW YOU WONT BE HUNGRY DURING DINNER BE FUCKING PATIENT
flextape: yall see how they argue like an old married couple?
coffeeplease: they give me a headache and im not even in ur class
electricluv: AHH SHINSOU
coffeeplease: sigh
electricluv: ur coming to the christmas dinner right
coffeeplease: 1B is
pinkngay: yayayayay
coffeeplease: but im not
lostairpod: wut
electricluv: WHYY :(
coffeeplease: my mom needs help
coffeeplease: remodeling
flextape: why'd it take u like two minutes to finish that lol
electricluv: AIZAWA AND YAMADA FAM IS HERE LETS EAT PLEASE
rockhard: OH THANK GOD
lordxplosion: come and fucking get it
Speed: i dont think i can handle if its spicy again
uramom: ...you definitely wont last time you drank a carton of milk after bakugous cooking
Speed: actually that was for my quirk AND because of the cooking
lordxplosion: tuff
[aight who fucked santa]
dekusnacku shared (1) image
dekusnacku: im going to cry
uramom: ERI IN HER LITTLE SANTA OUTFIT AW
lostairpod: if anyone hurts her the girls got her
dekusnacku: AND ME
rockhard: AYO I GOT HER TOO SHES SO AWWWNKNOAO
lordxplosion: shes ok ig
rockhard: a LIAR u love her
lordxplosion: shut up
flextape: "i didnt promise her shit" "stfu" also bakugo- lets her put candy canes in his hair as she braids it
lordxplosion: that didnt fucking happen
lostairpod shared (1) image
lostairpod: this u?
pinkngay: AWWWWWW
uramom: LOOK AT HOW SHE HAS TO STAND ON A CHAIR TO MATCH HIS HEIGHT
rockhard: HOW IS SHE SO GOOD AT BRAIDING IM GOING TO COMBUST
lordxplosion: i will rip those goddamn headphones out of ur ears
lostairpod: sure <3
dekusnacku: im so happy she liked secret santa
dekusnacku: proud to say im the one who chose the my little pony set for her :)
Creati: hold up i PAID for it
birdsofprey: hey i wrapped it
dekusnacku: horrendously...
birdsofprey: dark shadow sends her annoyance. this is an insult to them
pinkngay: speaking of which SERO
pinkngay: THE EYESHADOW WAS PERFECT IM GOING TO CRY THANK U SM
flextape: OFC I KNEW PURPLE WAS UR COLOR
flextape: arent i just great at fashion sense >:)
electricluv: hes straight but a little 💅
flextape: I DIDNT ASK TO BE THIS WAY
rockhard: trust me liking men isn't a blessing :)
electricluv: keeps me awake at night istg
pinkngay: IKKKK
lostairpod: cant relate <3
electricluv: WE GET IT JIROU GADDAMN
electricluv: did u like the choker i got u
lostairpod: it was ok ig
electricluv: UR WEARING IT RIGHT NOW UR HONOR
lostairpod: shut UP
lostairpod: got my queen a guitar pick cus i didnt know what to make
Creati: its beautiful jirou!! i love the engraved initials ❤️
Creati: now you HAVE to give me guitar lessons!!
lostairpod: anything for u my lady
rockhard: i still dont know who got me :(
lostairpod: u didnt get anything during the exchange??
rockhard: no no one came up to me :(
lordxplosion: calm down i put it in ur room
rockhard: U GOT ME??
lordxplosion: jesus i just said to calm down
rockhard: WAITWAITWAIT LEMME SEE LEMME SEE
lordxplosion: go to ur fucking room then
flextape: blasty's a little focused on braiding eri's hair atm :)
uramom: oh for godssake free that child those braids are horrendous
lordxplosion: fuck off she wanted me to do them
lordxplosion: wouldnt shut tf up
lordxplosion: anything to stop her from talking ab fucking icyhot
dekusnacku: wut?
redwhiteandsad: what
uramom: el o el she asked for who now
lordxplosion: fucking annoying "wheres candy cane boy? is he ok?" sum shit like that
uramom: PFFF SORRY I CANT IGNORE THAT-
uramom: todoroki. you are now candy cane boy
redwhiteandsad: tbh im not complaining
lordxplosion: fucking come icybitch she wants to see you
redwhiteandsad: hmmmm i believe there should be a magic word in there somewhere
redwhtieandsad: rhymes with knees
lordxplosion: you want a goddamn magic word ill tell you in front of her
redwhiteandsad: i was going for please but that works too
[dekusnacku > redwhiteandsad]
dekusnacku: listen i love eri she is one of the brightest lights of my life
dekusnacku: ...but is she done hogging u yet
redwhiteandsad: whatever do u mean dear midoryia
redwhiteandsad: and no <3
dekusnacku: SHES BEEN CLINGING ON TO YOU FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS
dekusnacku: SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE WITH HER TOO
redwhiteandsad: mmmmmmmm
redwhiteandsad: too bad she chose me so
dekusnacku: NO NEED TO BRAG :(
dekusnacku: but can u come to my dorm?
redwhiteandsad: and leave the child? i think not
dekusnacku: i wanna give u ur christmas present!
redwhiteandsad: child who? what child? im omw
dekusnacku: DONT LEAVE HER ALONE GIVE HER TO SOMEONE
redwhiteandsad: right as i got up uraraka came in and swooped her up in her arms now she and mina are giving her a makeover
redwhiteandsad: float girl is a menace why r u friends with her
dekusnacku: HUSH dont be mean or im taking ur gift back
redwhiteandsad: my goodness im coming
[redwhiteandsad > uramom]
redwhiteandsad: el o el im going to combust
uramom: why r u talking to me
uramom: ew go away
redwhiteandsad: help me i dont know what to do
uramom: oh you poor helpless little candy cane
redwhiteandsad: can people please stop calling me that
uramom: sigh how are u a reject of society today dear shoto
redwhiteandsad: this is why you are a menace
redwhiteandsad: well midoriya asked to meet me in his room
uramom: oh my god pause
redwhiteandsad: pause?
uramom: i need to sit down for this one
uramom: this is gonna be a trip i can already tell
redwhiteandsad: hush let me continue
redwhiteandsad: so i get to his dorm and he has a big gift wrapped like a huge box just cradled in his arms
redwhiteandsad: so i open it
uramom: and there was another box?
redwhiteandsad: wha- how did u know
uramom: yeah he does that where he puts a small gift in a bunch of boxes
uramom: its cute
uramom: ...but annoying
redwhiteandsad: i like it
redwhiteandsad: i thought it was cute
redwhiteandsad: mmmmmm actually it was really cute
uramom: THATS RIGHT U NEVER GOT A CHRISTMAS GIFT BEFORE TODO-
redwhiteandsad: but the gift was even better
uramom: u better fucking tell me or i swear to all the gods
redwhiteandsad: remember when u, me, midoriya, iida and tsu went to that carnival near the school
uramom: ya my sweater still doesn't forgive you for spilling ur slushie on me that night :/
redwhiteandsad: oh hush that sweater was on clearance from walmart it doesn't matter
uramom: U STILL HAVENT APOLOGIZED TO IT
redwhiteandsad: im not apologizing to a sweater
uramom: SHOTO TODOROKI
redwhiteandsad: anyways before i was rudely interrupted
redwhiteandsad: it was a framed photo of all of us in front of the ferris wheel
uramom: AWWW
uramom: OMG WAIT STOP
uramom: WHY DIDNT I GET THAT PHOTO
redwhiteandsad: well obviously
redwhiteandsad: he likes me better
uramom: im actually going to slap you
redwhiteandsad: didnt he get u that all might key chain?
uramom: yes and i will hurt anyone who tries to touch it
redwhiteandsad: exactly
uramom: be QUIET then what happened social reject
redwhiteandsad: social-
redwhiteandsad: well i asked him what else people do at christmas
uramom: jesus christ
redwhiteandsad: and he said usually people watch god awful christmas movies on that one channel
uramom: oh my HALLMARK
redwhiteandsad: yes that one
uramom: theyre god awful but they are entertainingly awful
redwhiteandsad: we watched three
redwhiteandsad: and they were all the same??
redwhiteandsad: a big city girl fell in love with a guy in her home town
redwhiteandsad: and i hated the plot every time
redwhiteandsad: but i liked that we were cuddling so i stayed
uramom: excuse me :D
redwhiteandsad: he was so cold so i let him lay on my left side
uramom: yall CUDDLED :D
redwhiteandsad: you guys were right his hair is very soft
redwhiteandsad: wow this is the second time i get to play with his hair
uramom: SHUT UP PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
redwhiteandsad shared (3) images
redwhiteandsad: soft fluffy hair :)
uramom: HES SO ADORABLE WHEN HES ASLEEP AWWW
redwhiteandsad: isn't he just
uramom: aight elsa i have a very very important question to ask you
redwhiteandsad: alright
uramom: do u like deku
uramom: AND NOT JUST AS A FRIEND
uramom: but LIKE like
redwhiteandsad: ...
redwhiteandsad: i mean i definitely wouldn't mind if we cuddled like this all the time and held hands and spent all our time together and kissed and talked for hours and i gave him my undivided attention and spoiled him rotten because he deserves everything good in this world
redwhiteandsad: so yeah maybe
uramom: OH OH GOOD TO KNOW RLLY GOOD TO KNOW WOW OK
uramom: so ur gonna tell him all this right?
redwhiteandsad: oh god no
uramom: EXCUSE ME
redwhiteandsad: i could never
uramom: YOURE ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME
redwhiteandsad: mmmmm definitely not
uramom: so let me get this straight
uramom: youre just going to spend the rest of your life pining after him but never saying anything until one day you just die
redwhiteandsad: yes
uramom: take a deep breath take a deep breath... BITCH-
uramom: WHY TF WOULD U DO THAT
redwhiteandsad: oh he doesn't deserve me
uramom: pardon
redwhiteandsad: i couldn't make him happy im too
redwhiteandsad: unbalanced ig
redwhiteandsad: like im not mentally ready for a relationship i would make him sad
uramom: ok ur clearly delusional
redwhiteandsad: ?
uramom: you dont see the way he lights up whenever you enter a room? how he always tries to make sure ur comfortable and in a safe space?
uramom: how all of the color drains from his face whenever you flinch from the slightest movements
redwhiteandsad: oh
redwhiteandsad: oh i didnt think we were going there
redwhiteandsad: oh wow
uramom: ok im not gonna tell u what to do
uramom: and i wont push
uramom: but you cant bury these feelings
uramom: its not healthy :(
uramom: and i
uramom: ugh
uramom: i care ab u ig
redwhiteandsad: screenshot taken :)
uramom: STOP
uramom: but EVENTUALLY it would be good to talk to someone ok??
redwhiteandsad: ok
redwhiteandsad: ..thanks ig
uramom: ofc todo
uramom: now wheres my christmas gift
redwhiteandsad: um i cant hear u kshhhhhhh ur breaking up kshhhhhh