i am not doing this shit today

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i am not doing this shit today
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Creati added deckusnacku, Speed, lordxplosion as well as 16 Others to "Untitled Chat"  Creati: Hello, everyone! You're all probably wondering why i added you all to this chat. Iida and I, as class representatives, have decided to make a group chat to contact one another faster and more efficiently. Aizawa-sensei also supports this idea, wanting us also to use it to remind each other of upcoming assignments as well. flexseal: idk bout y'all but @ that last part... im looking at kamielectricluv: i- i haven't even said anything and i'm already getting attackedor just this random chat fic i made because i was bored of procrastinating schoolwork but didn't want to do it anyway... so we got this. im sorry.
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izuku- dekusnackuuraraka- uramomiida- Speedbakugo- lordxplosionkirishima- rockhardkaminari- electricluvmina- pinkngaysero- flexsealtodoroki- redwhiteandsadtsuyu- froppytimesmomo- Creatijirou- lostairpodshinsou- coffeepleasehagakure- nowyouseemesatou- sugarcanekouda- animalkingojirou- Tailsshoji- handshakeaoyoma- TwinkleTwinkletokoyami- birdsofpreyso i was really bored and procrastinating from school so i thought what the hell, write a chat ficand here we are
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Kamipunzel and His Inability to Hide His Feelings

flextape added pinkngay,rockhardelectricluv and two others to Untitled Chat 

 

flextaperenamed "Untitled Chat" "oh lovely pussy" 

 

pinkngay: FOR WHY

 

flextape: hush

 

rockhard: ok but... whos exactly

 

flextape: bakugos

 

lostairpod: LMAO WHAT SERO

 

lordxplosion: didnt know u had an early death wish soy sauce but i can make it to ur room in 5 min if that's what u want

 

flextape: SPARE ME PLS I CAN JUST SAY ITS KIRISHIMAS

 

rockhard: I- I THOUGHT I WAS UNINVOLVED

 

flextape: HUSH 

 

lostairpod: and you made a whole group chat just to talk about bakugos ms kitty? 

 

lordxplosion: STFU?? 

 

flextape: oh right KAMI BRO WHERE R U CLASS IS IN 5 MINS

 

electricluv: SORRY i had tutoring 

 

electrciluv: getting smart and shit not that yall would know anything about that <3

 

lostairpod: so this is coming from mr 32% on the last test? 

 

electricluv: i said i was GETTING smart smh 

 

pinkngay: HUSH YALL kami tell us about ur date with ur bf

 

electricluv: BF WHEN DID I-

 

flextape: PLEASE we all saw how u acted around him at thanksgiving

 

flextape: "omg ur hair is so cool i wish mine looked like that 🥰🥰"

 

lostairpod: OOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

 

lostairpod: "omg im SO glad u came shinsou 🥺🥺 GUYS SHINSOUS HERE" 

 

pinkngay: "omg shinsou can i show u around my room its rlly cool ur so cool too i wanna have my babies w u 🥺🥺"

 

electricluv: WTAF YOU ALL SUCK

 

rockhard: man u wouldnt shut up about his eyes the entire time we played uno

 

electricluv: FAKE NEWS i was talking about his EYEBAGS

 

lostairpod: how is that any fucking better

 

electricluv: I WAS CONCERNED FOR HIS HEALTH- ITS NOT OK TO HAVE EYEBAGS

 

electricluv: i was only concerned for his well being dumbos smh

 

rockhard: too be fair apparently shinsou wouldnt shut up about u too

 

electricluv: he

 

electrciluv: what

 

pinkngay: KIRI SRYSLY? 

 

rockhard: ya!! tetsu said he was complaining about ur hair and room and shit

 

electricluv: I- COMPLAINING??? 

 

rockhard: WELL LIKE.... FLIRTY COMPLAINING

 

rockhard: LIKE HE DID IT WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE IDK?? 

 

rockhard: tetsu just said he sounded like... idk the word

 

pinkngay: admired??

 

rockhard: YEAH 

 

electricluv: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

 

rockhard: like... he said he talked a lot about ur quirk and how it was cool and shit idk?? im sorry :( 

 

rockhard: he was just talking about how u were cool and stuff tehe

 

electricluv: HE

 

[electricluv > coffeeplease] 

 

electricluv: WTF

 

electricluv: NO LIKE WTAF

 

coffeplease: good morning to you too

 

electricluv: YOU HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND NOW 

 

electricluv: and ty for tutoring me today :) 

 

coffeeplease: 1 you're welcome, 2 why do u wanna be my friend

 

electrciluv: because ur cool and funny and sarcastic and think shrek 2 is an underrated cinematic masterpiece

 

coffeeplease: well i mean anyone who doesn't think it is has a mental illness so im not special

 

coffeeplease: i still don't understand how u were able to change the topic of discussion from solving linear functions to the shrek franchise 

 

electricluv: my mind is a void of many things, that is why

 

electricluv: also math is boring :( 

 

coffeeplease: were u listening to anything i was teaching u 

 

electricluv: YES ACTUALLY 

 

coffeeplease: mhm suree

 

electricluv: wow RUDE

 

coffeeplease: uhuh now go to class blondie or youll be late

 

electricluv: BLONDIE- 

 

electricluv: LIKE FROM TANGLED

 

coffeeplease: ya u remind me of her

 

electricluv: im taking that as a compliment FLYNN RYDER

 

coffeeplease: not u copying my nickname 

 

[oh lovely pussy]

 

lordxplosion: i dont care if u want purple ass if ur gonna be late make urself useful and get me food

 

lostairpod: if he's getting food i want some too

 

pinkngay: can i get the chips please thank youuuuuu

 

rockhard: wait can u get me that sour candy from the vending machine bro? 

 

electricluv: USEFUL- DO I LOOK LIKE A SERVANT TO YALL

 

lostairpod: ...do u want the honest answer

 

electricluv: WOOOOWW yall better pay me when i get to class >:( 

 

flextape: ya ya now get here before aizawa gives u house arrest 

 

[Class 1-Anti-horny pill]

 

uramom: whos the best princess and why is it moana

 

lostairpod: i see no lies with that statement

 

lostairpod: it is fact

 

pinkngay: i KNOW yall aren't dissing mulan like that my girl saved all of china HERSELF

 

froppytimes: tiana literally worked hard her entire life and was still successful in the end but go off ig

 

uramom: PLEASE YOU ONLY LIKE HER FOR THE FROG ASPECT

 

froppytimes: shshshshsh 

 

uramom: u see my girl moana did shit on her OWN and was still a badass 

 

uramom: saving the ocean like when have any of yall ever done that 

 

lostairpod: AND she ended up without a man in the end. independent queen shit

 

rockhard: OK??? MERIDA ALSO ENED UP WITHOUT A MAN

 

rockhard: she was so manly in that movie PERIOD

 

Creati: I agree!! merida was rlly fun to watch get into action 

 

lostairpod: changing my opinion. anything for my queen

 

pinkngay: SIMP 

 

lostairpod: yeah <3

 

flextape: i see yall spelt elsa wrong its ok :) 

 

redwhiteandsad: i love elsa

 

dekusnacku: here we go

 

redwhiteandsad: shes my favorite. 

 

uramom: deku i want the story and i want the story now

 

dekusnacku: eri wanted to watch frozen right and todo asked if he could watch with us 

 

lostairpod: idk bout yall but im excited for this

 

dekusnacku: then the part came on where her dad was like "u have to be locked up in ur room away from ur sister" 

 

lostairpod: oh no

 

dekusnacku: and i turn and hes like tearing up so i ask if hes ok and he just quietly whispers "shes me" 

 

redwhiteandsad: she is. 

 

uramom: AW TODO :( 

 

dekusnacku: and then when it was over eri was smiling and said "todo-kun reminds me of elsa!" 

 

redwhiteandsad: eri is my favorite. second to midoriya. 

 

uramom: hey asshole what about the rest of us 

 

redwhiteandsad: youre last. everyone else is tied for second to last 

 

froppytimes: thanks 😐

 

pinkngay: WAIT HE LITERALLY IS ELSA

 

redwhiteandsad: i know

 

pinkngay: NO THINK ABOUT IT ice powers, locked away as a kid, father is dead to him

 

redwhiteandsad: pretty much. 

 

uramom: now all he needs is a love interest :) 

 

dekusnacku: but elsa didnt have a love interest?? 

 

[uramom > dekusnacku] 

 

uramom: HUSH BB IM TRYNA HELP U

 

[Class 1-Anti-horny pill]

 

electrciluv: the disrespect i am seeing for rapunzel is ASTRONOMICAL 

 

flextape: OMG HOW COULD I FORGET HER

 

Creati: i love rapunzel too!!

 

lostairpod: what a coincidence, so do i

 

froppytimes: jirou STOP

 

pinkngay: RA- RAPUNZEL WTF DID SHE DO? 

 

uramom: ms girl has a point

 

electricluv: WHAT- WHAT DID SHE DO? WHAT DID SHE DO??!?!?!?

 

electricluv added coffeeplease to the chat 

 

lostairpod: what the

 

flextape: kami WHY

 

electricluv:@coffeeplease HELP ME DEFEND MY GIRL RAPUNZEL 

 

coffeeplease: why am i here

 

electricluv: I JUST TOLD U >:((

 

uramom: to sum everything up- we're debating who the best disney princess is and its moana

 

uramom: and todoroki is elsa

 

redwhiteandsad: yeah <3

 

coffeeplease: that last part makes sense 

 

coffeeplease: but im going to have to agree with float girl

 

uramom: FLOAT GIRL IM 

 

coffeeplease: i love moana

 

electricluv: see- WAIT WHAT

 

flextape: I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR U

 

electricluv: LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS 😡

 

coffeeplease: think about it

 

coffeeplease: moana is a badass who literally dragged a demigod BY HIS EAR and forced him onto her boat, defeated an ISLAND GOD without a scratch and changed her village for the better. 

 

electricluv: u see ur missing the parts where maui actually locked her IN A CAVE and STOLE HER BOAT, he had to help her only for his own personal gain at getting his fish hook back. then he DITCHES HER the moment things get hard??? 

 

coffeeplease: ok ur just complaining about maui, he came back also but go off ig 

 

electricluv: YES but rapunzel was swinging hoes left and right with that frying pan and always saw the good in everything despite being literally KIDNAPPED and MANIPULATED her whole life in a small ass tower

 

pinkngay: idk whats going on but imma stay out of it ❤️

 

coffeeplease: ok, but did she defeat the villain all by herself using kindness and with a dramatic song playing in the background? no

 

coffeeplease: u know who saved the day in tangled? 

 

coffeeplease: the fucking lizard 

 

electricluv: objection

 

coffeeplease: when were we in court- 

 

electricluv: OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR

 

flextape: OVERRULED

 

pinkngay: u dont know what that means do u

 

flextape: blocked. 

 

electricluv: she DID save the day by offering to stay forever with gothel, sacrificing her freedom to save eugene. if she never did, then eugene wouldve died and never got to cut her hair so gothel could've turned to dust

 

lordxplosion: you can analyze all that but cant put shit into your essays? 

 

electricluv: SHUT UP AM I WRONG?? 

 

lordxplosion: DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU SHUT TF UP 

 

coffeplease: ok

 

coffeeplease: ...but i dont remember her stopping a literal demon god so xo

 

electricluv: BECAUSE?? THERE WASNT ONE??? 

 

coffeplease: but moana did so 

 

electricluv: MOANA DIDNT GO THROUGH SHIT RAPUNZEL WAS LITERALLY LOCKED AWAY 

 

coffeeplease: DIDNT- DIDNT GO THROUGH SHIT ARE YOU- 

 

coffeplease: my girl was FORCED to become chief when she wanted to see the water, lost her grandma THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTOOD HER, and had to FORCE MAUI TO GO ON THIS LONG ASS TRIP IN WHICH HE COMPLAINED THE WHOLE TIME

 

electricluv: AW BOO FUCKING HOO

 

electricluv: RAPUNZEL WAS USED FOR HER POWER, MANIPULATED AND LOCKED AWAY AND LIED TO, AND WAS GAGGED AND CHAINED BY GOTHEL AND SAW EUGENE DIE IN FRONT OF HER

 

lostairpod: heres some popcorn ladies and gents 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

 

pinkngay: this is better than any reality tv ive ever seen 

 

electricluv: then my girl STANDS UP to that bitch and SACRIFICES HERSELF AND HER FREEDOM

 

coffeeplease: U WANNA TALK SACRIFICE? MOANA KNEW HOW DANGEROUS THAT TRIP WOULD BE SHE ALMOST DIED FROM THE STORM. 

 

electricluv: BUT THE HAIR POWER

 

coffeeplease: BUT THE OCEAN POWER

 

coffeeplease: AND MAUI

 

electricluv: BUT EUGENE 

 

pinkngay: u know who reminds me of eugene 

 

pinkngay: hawks <3

 

dekusnacku: PAUSE

 

dekusnacku: AS IN #2 HERO HAWKS

 

pinkngay: yessir <3 

 

Creati: if i have to be honest... hawks is the only man who reminds me that im bi instead of lesbian 

 

lostairpod: couldn't be me 

 

uramom: HES SO AMAZING AND FOR WHAT

 

Speed: I- 

 

uramom: NO I LOVE U BB HE JUST HAS FLYNN RYDER ENERGY

 

Speed: WELL WHAT ENERGY DO I HAVE? 

 

uramom: OO IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE AND IVE DECIDED SHANG FROM MULAN

 

pinkngay: WAIT STOP 

 

pinkngay: IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY UR SO RIGHT 

 

Speed: you mean the general?? 

 

uramom: YEAH because ur strict and a leader but also ✨abs✨

 

lostairpod: i agree with this 100% 

 

Speed: im 

 

electricluv: u ok buddy?? 

 

Speed: j bm 

 

flextape: YALL BROKE HIM LMAOOO

 

pinkngay: AMAZING IDEA COMING

 

lordxplosion: keep it to urself

 

pinkngay: NO LETS CAST THE CLASS AS DISNEY CHARACTERS IN MOVIES

 

pinkngay: ok so we all agree iida is Shang right? 

 

flextape: oh absolutely 

 

pinkngay: so ura is mulan?? 

 

uramom: I LOVE YOU SM 

 

electricluv: ura is a badass so ofc 

 

uramom: damn right IIDA COME TO MY DORM LETS WATCH MULAN AND CUDDLE :( 

 

flextape: hey :D we get it :D youre happy :D the rest of us are alone :D 

 

lostairpod: not me and momo xo 

 

Creati: Do u wanna cuddle too jirou? My dorm is open!

 

lostairpod: see u losers 😙

 

flextape: shut UPPP UGHHH

 

flextape: smh i propose kami is rapunzel because hes *blonde* and glowy quirk

 

electricluv: HELL YEAH SUCK IT SHINSOU 

 

coffeeplease: yes go off on being excited over being casted as a mediocre princess

 

flextape: ....shinsous flynn

 

coffeeplease: WHY

 

pinkngay: because ur funny and r witty and sarcastic <3

 

flextape: and we have our own reason ;) 

 

coffeeplease: ?? 

 

[oh lovely pussy] 

 

electricluv: YALL BETTER STFU BEFORE I ZIPPY ZAP ZOODLE THE F OUTTA U 

 

[Class 1-Anti-horny pill] 

 

flextape: UHHHH so who would mother gothel be

 

coffeeplease: aizawa. 

 

pinkngay: LKJGGHFYJNRGKXBZG AIZAWA- 

 

lostirpod: NOT AIZAWA NOOO

 

coffeeplease: he looks like her what 

 

flextape: I AM GOING TO COMBUST IM IMAGININ AIZAWA AS GOTHEL 

 

froppytimes sent (1) image 

 

froppytimes: this what yall wanted? 

 

pinkngay: IM GOIN TO PISS MYSELFDOWNIADAPIJ

 

lostairpod: HOW DID U EDIT ALL THEIR FACES ONTO THE POSTER I- 

 

flextape: THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

 

electricluv: I LOVE IT HERE. I ABSOLUTEELY LOVE IT HERE 

 

electricluv shared (1) screenshot 

 

electricluv: this is now my lock screen ty <3 

 

coffeeplease: ugh i hate it here

 

froppytimes: well now that i think about it kirishima might be rapunzel and bakugo might be flynn 

 

lordxplosion: you better stfu right now. 

 

rockhard: EXPLAIN 

 

froppytimes: "shittty hair", joyful protagonists with a grumpy/pecimisstic side character 

 

lordxplosion: IM NOT A DAMN SIDE CHARACTER 

 

froppytimes: ok keep telling yourself that 

 

[lordxplosion > froppytimes] 

 

lordxplosion: do u rlly see me with him like that

 

froppytimes: elaborate

 

lordxplosion: do u think shitty hair and i could work together

 

froppytimes: depends on what together means

 

lordxplosion: you know what i fucking mean

 

froppytimes: i never said anything about that

 

froppytimes: unless you actually do like him like that

 

lordxplosion: shut up

 

froppytimes: do you? 

 

froppytimes: aw blasty u want kiri to be the rapunzel to ur flynn

 

lordxplosion: bye

 

froppytimes: mhm

 

[Class 1-Anti-horny pill]

 

rockhard: WAIT CAN I GET A POSTER

 

froppytimes shared (1) image

 

rockhard: YAY I LOVE IT TYTYTYTY 

 

lordxplosion: im going to commit arson on so many orphanages 

 

electricluv: have fun with that xo 

 

dekusnacku: wait who would i be :( 

 

uramom: mmmmm im getting belle vibes 

 

uramom: kind, sees good in everyone, obsession 

 

dekusnacku: DAMN DONT CALL ME OUT

 

froppytimes: is he tho? ive always seen him kinda as cinderella 

 

dekusnacku: oh rlly? 

 

pinkngay: hmmmmmm i kinda see it 

 

uramom: ur kind, sweet, but also go through shit at the hands of others 

 

dekusnacku: OH 😀

 

flextape: does... does that make bakugo the evil step parent? 

 

froppytimes:@lordxplosion 

 

flextape: WHY

 

lordxplosion: jokes on u i like the evil bitch cinderella was annoying af

 

flextape: well then 😀

 

pinkngay: WAIT IDEA TIME

 

lordxplosion: stfu

 

pinkngay: IDK IF I SHOULD BE SAYING THIS...

 

pinkngay: ...but um what if the LOV were the evil step family?? 

 

dekusnacku: i dont like this anymore :) 

 

pinkngay: NO BB LIKE the most evil people cindy has to work for but then finds a bootiful prince

 

flextape: WHY AM I CACKLING OVER THIS THOUGHT THO

 

uramom: I SHOULDNT BE... BUT SAME

 

dekusnacku: i personally dont like the thought of serving the LOV no thanks :) 

 

uramom: PLEASE shiggy would be like "izuku get me my chapstick!" "coming sir!" 

 

dekusnacku: ENOSKMOS STOP IT RN 

 

pinkngay: LIKE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WITH FAIRY TALES IDK ITS DISNEY

 

flextape: im mad at disney disney

 

electricluv: they tricked me 🤪 tricked me 🤪

 

pinkngay: STFUU I HATE THAT SONG SM

 

lostairpod: SAME I WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME I HEAR IT

 

electricluv: HAD ME WISHING ON A SHOOTING STAR🤪🤪🤪

 

lostairpod: SHUT UP I STG

 

uramom: WHICH REMINDS ME i think jirou and momo would be aladdin and jasmine

 

lostairpod: because im "chill" or whatever tf u guys say ab me and momo is a goddess and princess among men already

 

uramom: ...well i was going to say because jirou is more laid back and with the flow but momo is very organized but also a free thinker n shit

 

uramom: but that works too 

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