thanksgiving feast (pt. 1)
[electricluv > dekusnacku]
electricluv: ayo midobro would it be alright if i got shinsou's number now?? i need help for math test next week :(
dekusnacku: sure!! gimme one sec. ikr why did aizawa-sensei have to assign it on a MONDAY :((
dekusnacku sent (1) contact
electricluv: thanks mido!! now ur mans won't have to get jealous ;)
dekusnacku: istg if THIS IS ABOUT TODO AGAIN-
[electricluv > coffeeplease]
electricluv: hi!! um if u dont know me im kami from 1-A and midoriya said that u do math tutoring? i was wondering if u had a slot open for me because im no good at maths :((
coffeeplease: oh,, yeah sure i have a lot of slots open. you would have to pick a time before school and a day of the week so i can schedule.
electricluv: ok bb i don't mean to sound rude...
electricluv: BUT WHY A TIME BEFORE SCHOOL???
coffeeplease: i have training everyday after school so i can only do 6, 7 and 8
electricluv: hmmmmmm okie does 7 work? maybe on thursdays??
coffeeplease: yeah that works. you can also send me pics of problems if ur having any trouble if u want
electricluv: waitwaitwait how much should i pay cus i don't want to rob u of ur natural charming wisdom
cofeeplease: natural charming-
coffeeplease: usually i charge 1000 yen per session is that ok?
electricluv: okie that sounds good. see u thursday then!!
coffeeplease: wait ur the guy with the pikachu quirk right??
electricluv: PIKACHU QUIRK
electricluv: U MEAN MY ELECTRICITY??
coffeeplease: ...ya thats u right
electricluv: smh ya the one and only 😙✌️
coffeeplease: oh cool
coffeeplease: your name just seemed familiar from the sports festival
electricluv: oh yea when mido told me ur name i thought u sounded familiar also lmao
coffeeplease: oh
coffeeplease: see u thursday then
electricluv: see u!!
[Class 1-Anti- horny pill]
flexseal: thanksgiving's all fun and games until bakugo almost gives you the ultra deluxe smash three thousand for cutting vegetables wrong
lordxplosion: THEY LOOKED LIKE FUCKING SQUARES. WHO CUTS CELERY IN A SQUARE SHAPE DUMBASS
handshake: what happened?
pinkngay: bakubabe turned thanksgiving into WWIII
electricluv: i am now scared to BREATHE near the kitchen
uramom: trust me, you don't want to
uramom: deku and i are cooking and blasty's veins are popping because we want to microwave stuffing
lordxplosion: WE MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH. IK YOUR BROKE ASS DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF COOKING REAL FUCKING FOOD BUT TOO DAMN BAD
lordxplosion: GET BACK TO THE BREADCRUMBS
uramom: pop. another vein
electricluv: question why are we celebrating thanksgiving when we dont... live in america...
flexseal: big feast and we get to watch aizawa have a mid life crisis the whole night
electricluv: right :D
redwhiteandsad: i would rather have thanksgiving with a depressed 30 year old than my father so
uramom: not u coming for aizawa's neck-
dekusnacku: kami's banned from the kitchen
electricluv: WTF DID I DO??
rockhard: IVE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT- don't let him NEAR the kitchen
rockhard: for midoryia's birthday we were baking his cake and when the instructions said to beat the eggs
rockhard: kaminari just CHUCKS three eggs against the floor
electricluv: IT SAID BEAT THE EGGS I WAS FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS THEN YALL STARTED YELLING AT ME
lordxplosion: in just what fucking way would that have helped bake a cake
electricluv: IDK??? IM CONFUSED :(
electricluv: at least im not the one who taped the oven shut ❤️
flexseal: at least im not the one who left acid in the food ❤️
pinkngay: at least im not the one who dropped hair gel near the stove ❤️
rockhard: at least im not the one who almost shocked the oven ❤️
lostairpod: at least im not the one who threatened to poison the food ❤️
lordxplosion: that a request? because on mf god i will poison this thanksgiving
Speed: Aaaaaaaand all of you, step away from the kitchen
dekusnacku: also remember everyone Aizawa and Present Mic are coming with Eri, please be nice to her!! she's still shy and is still recovering, so be gentle!!
lordxplosion: who??
dekusnacku: eri
lordxplosion: this aint fucking blues clues i need details
dekusnacku: the girl we saved??
lordxplosion: ??
dekusnacku: she's always with mirio...
lordxplosion: ?????????
dekusnacku: oh my- THE LITTLE GIRL WITH THE WHITE HAIR
lordxplosion: ...so she's not an exchange student
rockhard: DUDE STOP
dekusnacku: just please be nice to her! she's still recovering and is very shy!!
dekusnacku: also mirio will be with her... just to let you know kacchan
lordxplosion: whatever fine ig
Creati: we still need to set up!! ill call role call and make sure everyones here
lostairpod: see this yall- god herself is here now shut up and listen
lordxplosion: go be gay somewhere ELSE
Creati: cooking crew?
dekusnacku: here!!
uramom: here!
sugarcane: im here!
froppytimes: here
twinkletwinkle: here mon ami ✨
animalking: :))
lordxplosion: tf do u want
dekusnacku: ura kept floating the ingredients now oils everywhere :(
uramom: i thought it would be easier >:(
dekusnacku: INSTEAD OF IDK GRABBING IT AND POURING WITH YOUR HAND??
uramom: NOT THIS COMING FROM "i don't wanna burn my hand on the stove😖😖"
Creati: HUSH now cleaning crew?
electricluv: here bitches
pinkngay: hereeeeee
rockhard: here
nowyouseeme: here!!
Tails: here too
birdsofprey: hello
handshake: here
lostairpod: sup
flexseal: heyyyy
Creati: alright... one, two, three, BREAK
[Class 1-Anti-horny pill]
pinkngay: damn aizawa rlly walked in and went straight for the vodka huh
flexseal: 'you guys wanna see a real quirk?' *chugs the bottle straight*
rockhard: i don't know whether to look up to him or be even more frightened
[Class 1-Anti horny pill]
dekusnacku: kacchan loves eri now :D
lordxplosion: STFU no i DONT
pinkngay: man says this while showing her around the kitchen
flexseal: man says this as he colors with her at the table (sitting next to her xo)
redwhiteandsad: man says this while screaming, and i quote, for "no one to hurt her or else the turkey won't be the only thing with a knife up its ass" end quote.
lordxplosion: NO you do NOT GET TO SAY ANYTHING AFTER BARELY EATING ANY OF MY FOOD FFS
redwhiteandsad: yall hear sum??
rockhard: WHO TAUGHT HIM GEN Z LANGUAGE???
redwhiteandsad: kaminari
electricluv: the BETRAYEL
pinkngay: u can defend urself when u learn how to spell xo
electricluv: STOP LKJHGFDS