first (and not the last) chapter without a plot
Creati added deckusnacku, Speed, lordxplosion as well as 16 Others to "Untitled Chat"
Creati: Hello, everyone! You're all probably wondering why i added you all to this chat. Iida and I, as class representatives, have decided to make a group chat to contact one another faster and more efficiently. Aizawa-sensei also supports this idea, wanting us also to use it to remind each other of upcoming assignments as well.
flexseal: idk bout y'all but @ that last part... im looking at kami
electricluv: i- i haven't even said anything and i'm already getting attacked
electricluv: hate crime i say
lostairpod: ooooo roast kami hours? im down
electricluv: I- I AM PACKING MY BAGS AND LEAVING
lordxplosion: tf what am i doing here
rockhard: BAKUBRO
rockhard: HEY HI HEY
lordxplosion: why tf u so surprised?
rockhard: idk i haven't talked to u in a hot min :(
lordxplosion: ur literally?? on my bed?? as we speak??????
pinkngay: on your bed or IN your bed?
flexseal: QTWUNDKFYDL MINA NOOOOO
electricluv: RUN BITCH-
lordxplosion: TF YOU SAY TO ME RACCOON LOOKING ASS
deckusnacku: kaachan you didn't answer the question
lordxplosion: who tf let fucking deku in here?
redwhiteandsad: well i mean they let a feral dog in here so anyone can come in ig
lordxplosion: oh i don't have u blocked? lemme do that rq
redwhiteandsad: what bestie no im so sorry don't block me <3
lordxplosion: i got a better idea-
lordxplosion left the conversation.
uramom: man rlly said "aight imma head out"
flexseal: HIDE THE MONEY YALL
flexseal: THERES POOR PEOPLE AROUND
uramom: y'all remember when i floated that ball first day of class to fucking infinity?
uramom: anyone would like to be that ball just let me fucking know :D
Speed: Uraraka, no!
flexseal: UM IM SORRY NO THANK YOU
deckusnacku: UM NO MA'AM
uramom: THEN YALL BETTER WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTHS
Speed: First of all, you wouldn't do that, second of all, can someone please add Bakugo back to the chat?
uramom: watch me :)
redwhiteandsad: i think its quite peaceful without him
rockhard: i got this yall
rockhard added lordxplosion to the conversation.
lordxplosion: no
lordxplosion left the conversation.
rockhard: ....gimme a min
rockhard added lordxplosion to the conversation.
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electricluv: chile i just sit back and observe
rockhard added lordxplosion to the conversation.
rockhard: bro PLEASEEEEEE
lordxplosion: why tf am i being kidnapped AGAIN by yall
froppytimes: not you coping through trauma with jokes but go off ig
lordxplosion: WHY TF SHOULD I STAY
rockhard: BECAUSE YOURE MY HOMIE AND WE LOVE YOU
redwhiteandsad: we do?
lordxplosion left the conversation.
rockhard: TODOROKI I WAS THIS CLOSE
redwhiteandsad: shame.
deckusnacku: be nice todo >:(
rockhard added lordxplosion to the conversation.
rockhard: bakubro
lordxplosion: WHAT
rockhard: stay :)
lordxplosion: name one goddamn reason and i will
rockhard: im here
lordxplosion: .....fine
electricluv: YALL SEEING THIS SHIT-
flexseal: fucking WHIPPED
pinkngay: NONO IM SEEING IT TOO BITCH
lostairpod: i am gay. i am homophobic. we exist
lordxplosion: SHITTY HAIR ISTG-
rockhard: YALL STOP I JUST GOT HIM BACK
uramother: is this what its like with the bakusquad chat all the time?
deckusnacku: to be fair, uraraka, this is what its like in our group chat too
birdsofprey: what a splendid surprise on this dark and eerie eve.
nowyouseeme: sit DOWN
birdsofprey: i didn’t say anything.
electricluv: WAIT A DAMN MIN-
electricluv: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY DURING THE ZOOM CALL I-
lostairpod: OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE-
lostairpod: u had it coming i swear
pinkngay: I WAS DYINF LIKE READ THE ROOM SWEETHEART
flexseal: MAN RLLY GOT AIZAWA TO LEAVE THE ROOM HUH
dekusnacku: wait wait what happened i think i went to the bathroom
electricluv: everyone tell him how rebellious i was
lostairpod: this dumbass
electricluv: watch it-
lostairpod: THIS DUMBASS
lostairpod: sees mic in the background in aizawa's kitchen and goes, with his full chest, "YOU GUYS LIVE TOGETHER?"
pinkngay: BOY RLLY IS THE ONLY PERSON IN ALL OF GODDAMN JAPAN WHO DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED
eletricluv: OK??? I RLLY DONT SEE HOW THIS IS MY FAULT NO ONE BOTHERED TO FUCKING TELL ME
rockhard: doesn't matter man point still stands HE KICKED YOU FROM THE CALL FHJKSHI
electricluv: and yall still haven't sent me the notes for the rest of the class smh
lostairpod: not our problem?? 🤨
electricluv: fake bitches i aint need NUN OF YALL
dekusnacku: dw kami ill come over to ur dorm later and give them to you if you want!!
electricluv: jk i only need midoriya and midoriya only
redwhiteandsad: no you don't.
electricluv: i-
uramom: yeah back off his man kami goddamn 🙄
electricluv: OOOOOOH RIGHT my bad ;)
dekusnacku: but todo-kun and i aren't-
redwhiteandsad: hush.
pinkngay: omfg i hate men yall are so OBLIVIOUS
uramom: FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT IT i gotta deal with tododeku all day
lostairpod: yall aint seen nothing till you gotta deal with kiribaku over here-
rockhard: kiri- what?
lordxplosion: tf you said about me?
nowyouseeme: prime example. why are men like this jirou and momo figured out they liked each other within three months and now they're going at it stronger than any of yall
Tails: Hagakure, stronger than us?
nowyouseeme: love you bb but have you seen them?
Tails: ...fair point
lostairpod: exactly why i'm only into women men can't think for shit
electricluv: as a man, can in fact confirm
lostairpod: i rest my case
Speed: Remember everyone, this chat is meant for homework, assignment, or important related conversations ONLY!! Please refrain from talking about relationships or any non productive matters!!
electricluv: mmmmmmmm yeah we'll see how long that lasts
flexseal: probably not that long