Operation Faberry
| SantanaDiablaLopez - kurtehummel |
SantanaDiablaLopez: Why is it taking so longggggg?
SantanaDiablaLopez: I can’t stay patient for any longer!!!!!!
kurtehummel: Ikr
kurtehummel: I wish they could just hurry up and make out already
kurtehummel: get together already*
SatanaDiablaLopez: Kurt Hummel, you cheeky bastard!
SatanaDiablaLopez: Don’t pretend the making out comment was a mistake!
kurtehummel: Of course it was fake
kurtehummel: But I don’t want to develop your dirty mind
SantanaDiablaLopez: I love my dirty mind!
SantanaDiablaLopez: Everyone loves my dirty mind!
SantanaDiablaLopez: What’s wrong with a dirty mind?!
kurtehummel: A lot of things
kurtehummel: Moving on
kurtehummel: We need to come up with operation Faberry
SantanaDiablaLopez: Right
SantanaDiablaLopez: The first thing we need to do is come up with a new name
kurtehummel: What?
SantanaDiablaLopez: If we’re going to do this ourselves, we need a better
name for it
SantanaDiablaLopez: “Operation Faberry” is really basic
SantanaDiablaLopez: We need something cooler and more secretive
kurtehummel: Does it really matter what we refer this as?
kurtehummel: What matters is Q and Rach finally getting together
SantanaDiablaLopez: Did you know that sometimes, you’re just as boring as
Rachel? Why do you have to take all the fun out of things?
kurtehummel: But you’re making this hard for me on purpose!
SantanaDiablaLopez: Duhhh
SantanaDiablaLopez: I’m Santana Lopez
SantanaDiablaLopez: And I’m really not
SantanaDiablaLopez: You’ve survived so much torment from the boys that
nothing really phases you. Other people could get really pissed off with me,
but you won’t even blink an eye. It’s impossible to annoy you verbally. Well,
over text anyway.
kurtehummel: Thanks?
kurtehummel: Now back to “Operation Faberry”
kurtehummel: The first part of my plan is pretty simple
kurtehummel: All I have to do is keep encouraging Rach to ask out Quinn
and as Quinn’s best friend, it’s you’re job to help her understand she likes
Rachel, so when Rachel finally asks her out, Quinn will say yes because she
finally understands she loves her two.
kurtehummel: If that fails, we move onto plan B. This is where you have to
help Quinn understand her feelings for Rachel and then convince her to ask
her out. I haven’t come up with any other plans, but if both plan A and B
fail, I’m sure you can blackmail them or something.
SantanaDiablaLopez: That was a lot of information
SantanaDiablaLopez: But Yeah
SantanaDiablaLopez: Sounds good
SantanaDiablaLopez: I’ll help Quinn realise she’s in love with Rachel and if
they STILL don’t ask each other out, I’ll make up some lies or blackmail
them, right?
kurtehummel: That’s the plan :)
SantanaDiablaLopez: I still think we need a cooler name for the operation
kurtehummel: Bad Santana
SantanaDiablaLopez: Really?
SantanaDiablaLopez: That again?
Kurtehummel: Bad Santana
SantanaDiablaLopez: Wait, seriously?
SantanaDiablaLopez: Is that all you’re going to say now?
kurtehummel: Bad Santana
SantanaDiablaLopez: Omg
SantanaDiablaLopez: Kurt
SantanaDiablaLopez: I’m so proud of you!!!
SantanaDiablaLopez: I taught you well <3
kurtehummel: <3