The News
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Head_Cheerio: We have news ppl
TheGreatestStars: News?
Satan: You won’t believe this
Satan: Even I don’t believe it and I saw it with my very own eyes!
Head_Cheerio: I agree
Head_Cheerio: It was a strange sighy
Satan: sighy
TheGreatestDancer: sighy
Bicorn: sighy
Head_Cheerio: sight*
Head_Cheerio: Really guys?
TheGreatestStar: Can I find out the news now?
Satan: Oh right
Satan: Kurt Hummel is the new kicker
Bicorn: That’s the smallest player on the field, right?
TheGreatestStar: KURT’S KICKER?!?!?!?
Satan: That’s what I said!!!!
TheGreatestStar: I think I just had a heart attack
TheGreatestStar: Why didn’t he tell me he was trying out?!?!?!?!?
Satan: Idk
Satan: I don’t think he told anyone
Satan: Sam probably convinced him to join
Satan: You know
Satan: For shower sex
Satan: Or lockerroom sex
Satan: Idk
Satan: They might have a public kink or something
TheGreatestStar: SANTANA LOPEZ!!!!
TheGreatestStar: WTF!!!!!
TheGreatestStar: THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT!!!
Satan: That doesn’t mean he’s a virgin
TheGreatestStar: STOP!
TheGreatestStar: JUST STOP!
Bicorn: Last year, I slept with every Titan in our year :)
Satan: Niceee
TheGreatestStar: Just Stop
TheGreatestStar: Please just stop
Satan: No way!
Satan: I’ve finally found another way I can trigger you
Porcelain_Prince: I did not become a titan for sex
Sam_I_Am: Well, I’m open to whatever you want to do beautiful
Porcelain_Prince: Not helping bby
Sam_I_Am: But Kurtie :((((
Porcelain_Prince: We are not going to talk about our sex life in this gc
Satan: Wanky
Sam_I_Am: So is that a yes or a no?
Porcelain_Prince: It’s a no Sam
Satan: Boo!
Porcelain_Prince: Santana!
TheGreatestStar: I can’t believe didn’t you tell me!!!
Porcelain_Prince: It was a last minute decision
TheGreatestStar: But I’m your best friend!
Porcelain_Prince: I know
Porcelain_Prince: And I’m sorry
Porcelain_Prince: I’ll tell u next time something happens, okay?
TheGreatestStar: Fine
TheGreatestStar: Ok
Satan: Can we go back to Hevan’s love life please?
Porcelain_Prince: NO!!!
Satan: But we never talk about it!
Porcelain_Prince: Santana
Porcelain_Prince: No
Porcelain_Prince: Bad Santana
TheGreatestStar: lol
Satan: Don’t bad Santana me
Sam_I_Am: Bad Santana
Sam_I_Am: Leave Kurt and I alone
Satan: I hate you
Porcelain_Prince: I love you two San
Bicorn: But I love you more!!!! <3
Satan: And I love you the most Britt <3
TheGreatestStar: ...
Porcelain_Prince: You have to admit that was pretty adorable