i dont know, i really dont know

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Summary
Rulostbbygorl created a group chatRulostbbygorl added nyaib, nyaeli, soup, kokichikinnie into the groupchatRulostbbygorl named the group chat “The Real Ones”or the idv chatfic no one asked for but got anyways. Featuring:-Norton and his inability to type coherent sentences-Norton and his exes-Norton and Victor being brothers-"Wholesome" Friendships-g a y-random shenanigans-signed, Victor :)(ship tags will be added as soon as the ships show up)
Note
It's actually kind of good? idk, this is the very first chat fic I've ever done. This doesn't really have anything to base on and may be very dull humour to you guys. I hope if you do understand then please enjoy!! It's really weird for me to actually publish works now since it's been a while since I've written so apologies!This is your warning btw, Norton does n o t know how to type :)))
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VALE-ntine's day <3 pt. 1

-The Real Ones-



Nyaeli is online

 

Nyaeli: Happy Lupercalia~

 

Nyaib is online

 

Nyaib: happy what now

 

Soup is online

 

Soup: Happy lupercalia :)

 

Nyaib: no but whats lupercalia

 

messageman is online

 

messageman: Wick and I greet all of you (except for my brother) a happy Valentine’s/Lupercalia! Signed, Victor & Wick

 

Nyaeli: you seem chipper today! :D

 

lucas-balsac is online

 

lucas-balsac: we hav a new friend

 

lucas-balsac: theyre not that nice to me but i guess he and vicky get along lmao

 

Nyaib: ooo add

 

messageman: I’ll ask them first. :)

 

Nyaib: anyways, wtf is Lupercalia

 

Nyaib: stap ignoring me

 

lucas-balsac: It’s like valentine’s day but for pagans or sum’n 

 

Nyaeli: close enough answer 

 

Nyaib: gotcha. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY SINGLES

 

Soup: Eli got multiple chocolates and gifts

 

Nyaib: tf

 

Nyaib: eli u traitor

 

Nyaeli: Mike asked Norton to be his “platonic” valentines

 

Nyaib: okay thats worse

 

Nyaib: wtf man

 

lucas-balsac: imagine being single at ur age lmao andy and i could never

 

lucas-balsac deleted a message

 

Soup: ???

 

lucas-balsac: .

 

lucas-balsac: ignore that

 

Nyaib: oh no u dont, dont ignore us!




-VAL-entines-

 

lucas-balsac is online

 

lucas-balsac: @WorshipAndPraise

 

lucas-balsac: i screwed up

 

WorshipAndPraise is online

 

WorshipAndPraise: what

 

lucas-balsac: Andy, my love, my darling

 

WorshipAndPraise: what did you do

 

lucas-balsac: ahahaha

 

lucas-balsac: so u see

 

lucas-balsac: i may have let it slip that we’re each other’s valentine’s day date

 

lucas-balsac: and your cousin saw the message before I deleted it

 

WorshipAndPraise: .

 

lucas-balsac: im sorry :((( 

 

WorshipAndPraise: brb.

 

WorshipAndPraise is offline



-Private Messages with: Aesop Carl-

 

WorshipAndPraise: hello

 

Soup: I’m assuming this is about what Luca said in the chat

 

WorshipAndPraise: yeah

 

Soup: You dont have to tell me anything

 

WorshipAndPraise: You’re lowkey nosey so i’ll just explain now instead of letting you die from curiousity

 

Soup: Rude

 

Soup: but factual. How and why?

 

WorshipAndPraise: Don’t ask me why

 

Soup: Okay, then when? 

 

WorshipAndPraise: Since we first met I think

 

Soup: sappy

 

WorshipAndPraise: Shut up

 

Soup: Don’t tell me to shut up.

 

Soup: Anyways, what happened?

 

WorshipAndPraise: i asked him to be my valentine’s

 

WorshipAndPraise: and if I could court him…

 

Soup: Court him???

 

WorshipAndPraise: i can hear you laughing from the living room jerk

 

Soup: Lmao, sorry it’s just…

 

Soup: Courting is so old-fashioned

 

Soup: Cute lol

 

WorshipAndPraise: I think luca deserves to be courted y’know?

 

Soup: yes :) Good luck, Drew.

 

Soup: Talk to me about it whenever <3

 

WorshipAndPraise: wdym you have basically zero dating experience

 

Soup: I-

 

WorshipAndPraise: Dating Eli doesn’t count

 

WorshipAndPraise: Well, it kinda does

 

WorshipAndPraise: But I think he’d be better for advice than you

 

Soup: heartbreaking, really.

 

Soup: s i g h

 

WorshipAndPraise: :/

 

WorshipAndPraise is offline

 

Soup: you’re growing up too fast.. :(

 

Soup deleted a message

 

Soup: lol

 

Soup is offline



-VAL-entines-

 

lucas-balsac: :(((((((

 

lucas-balsac: ;-;



messageman is online

 

messageman: Why are you spamming the chat with sad faces, Luca? 

 

lucas-balsac: scroll up :((

 

messageman: Oh. I am sure that you will be alright.

 

lucas-balsac: but he put down a dot. a DOT after saying brb... what if he’s mad ;;;

 

messageman: I do not think that he would be so mad about that. Andrew is understanding. He most likely pressed the period on accident.

 

lucas-balsac: :(( ok



WorshipAndPraise is online



WorshipAndPraise: .

 

WorshipAndPraise: I’m not mad

 

lucas-balsac: oh

 

lucas-balsac: okay :DD

 

WorshipAndPraise: I talked to Aesop and told him... If that’s alright with you

 

lucas-balsac: no, it’s okay! It was my mistake that he even found out about it anyways…

 

lucas-balsac: i’m really sorry

 

WorshipAndPraise: there’s no reason to be sorry :)

 

messageman: We are all here right now so…

 

messageman: Would it be alright if I added in Edgar?

 

WorshipAndPraise: you didnt need to ask for permission

 

messageman: oh :) I see, thank you. 



messageman added Edgar-Valden into the group



lucas-balsac changed Edgar’s name to “DaVinky”

 

DaVinky: :/

 

DaVinky: tell me why Victor is friends with you again?

 

lucas-balsac: cause I’m fun <3

 

WorshipAndPraise: no fighting

 

DaVinky: He started it by changing my name to this,, ridiculous think

 

DaVinky: What the hell is DaVinky anyways?

 

messageman: I think it sort of suits you. 

 

DaVinky: .

 

DaVinky: Hm

 

lucas-balsac: lmao :DD

 

messageman: Edgar

 

DaVinky: yes?

 

messageman: Can I add you in another Group Chat? My brother and his friends are asking to meet you. 

 

DaVinky: Your brother and his friends? I don’t see why not. 

 

messageman: Alright, thank you. :)

 

messageman is offline

 

DaVinky and WorshipAndPraise are offline

 

lucas-balsac changed the group name to VALE-ntines

 

lucas-balsac: Can’t believe our names fit the group name, smh

 

lucas-balsac is offline



-The Real Ones-

 

Nyaib: Eliiiii

 

Nyaeli: I have the cake in the freezer right now so if either of you want to come over soon, we can start making the frosting

 

AllStar: Damn, maybe I’ll go over too

 

Nyaeli: You can invite Tracy too :))

 

AllStar: Don’t start teasing me too >:(

 

Nyaeli: No thanks :D

 

Nyaib: lmao, yay

 

Soup: Can’t believe we’re the single ones right now

 

Nyaib: Can’t believe Norton and Mike are in a “platonic” Valentine’s date

 

AllStar: imagine MY shock when mike came up to norton with flowers

 

Soup: They were alstroemeria right?

 

Nyaib: why do you know so much about flowers

 

Soup: ??  You’re really asking me that

 

Nyaib: Oh right, funeral director and florist ajshd sorry

 

Soup: yes :) My parents have odd jobs but they work 



messageman is online



messageman added DaVinky into the chat

 

DaVinky is online



messageman: Everyone, meet Edgar Valden. Edar, these are my brother’s friends

 

Nyaib: lmao DaVinky

 

Nyaeli: hello! I’m Eli 

 

Soup: Aesop

 

Nyaib: Naib Subedar, nice to meet ya

 

AllStar: William Ellis

 

DaVinky: As you heard from Victor, I’m Edgar Valden. Pleasure to meet all of you. 

 

Nyaib: Why’s your name so familiar, lmao

 

DaVinky: I can’t think of any reason for you to know me other than for my art

 

Nyaib: Ah. you’re that kid who picked a fight with Desaulnier.

 

AllStar: hahaha what

 

Nyaeli: Oh I heard of this lol

 

Nyaeli: They got into an argument about whose art was better

 

Nyaib: lmao right, now I remember. 

 

DaVinky: I only told him that photography wasn’t as hard as painting, i’m not sure why he got so worked up about it

 

messageman: It was kind of mean.

 

DaVinky: was it?

 

messageman: Yes it was. Please apologize if you can...

 

DaVinky: … I’ll see what I can do about that.. 

 

messageman: :)

 

Nyaib: lmao

 

Nyaeli: Alright, yall, you can come over the house now. I just finished cleaning everything up. 

 

Nyaib: nice, ttyl



Nyaib is offline



AllStar: I’ll come pick you all up. Mom left me the van today lol

 

Nyaeli: Edgar, if you want to, you can join us for a little Single Valentine’s Day celebration?

 

DaVinki: I’ll try

 

messageman: I can walk to your house and we can get picked up together :D

 

DaVinki: alright. I’ll go get ready then :)

 

DaVinki is offline

 

messageman: Will it be okay if I brought Wick with me?

 

Nyaeli: Yeah! Petunia would have a companion too, if so. 

 

messageman: Okay! Thank you. 

 

Nyaeli: no problem <3 

 

messageman is offline

 

Soup: Naib’s coming over so you don’t need to pass by his house, William

 

AllStar: i gotchu

 

Soup: thank you :)

 

Soup is offline

 

lucas-balsac: Can Andy and I join too or is only for singles

 

Nyaeli: erm

 

Nyaeli: I don’t think they’ll mind both of you coming too. I baked enough cakes for one pair to decorate together :D

 

lucas-balsac: Cool! Thank you, Eli

 

WorshipAndPraise: Yes, thank you very much. 

 

Nyaeli: anytime <3 Now go get ready

 

lucas-balsac: we’ve both been ready :DD 

 

AllStar: Am I picking you both up from your house, Luca?

 

lucas-balsac: yes please

 

AllStar: k, go get ready, i’m 5 minutes away

 

lucas-balsac: yessir!

 

WorshipAndPraise: :) 

 

lucas-balsac and WorshipAndPraise are offline

 

AllStar: you’re a really good friend, Eli

 

Nyaeli: Aww, I know <3

 

Nyaeli: I’ll be preparing some snacks too since you’ll all be snacking on something while decorating lol

 

AllStar: Aight, can’t wait to get there

 

Nyaeli: :D

 

AllStar and Nyaeli are offline



rulostbbygorl is online

 

kokichikinnie is online



rulostbbygorl: lmao thy wer talkatiev todae

 

kokichikinnie: lol yeah

 

rulostbbygorl: @Nyaeli

 

Nyaeli is online

 

Nyaeli: Yeah?

 

kokichikinnie: can we come over there too?

 

Nyaeli: Did you really need to ask?

 

rulostbbygorl: idk lol

 

Nyaeli: Yes, move quickly cause William and the others are about to get here

 

kokichikinnie: Eli, you’re seriously the best, I love you (no homo)

 

Nyaeli: I love you too :) (no homo)

 

rulostbbygorl: were rite oustide the dor

 

Nyaeli: It’s not locked

 

rulostbbygorl: not saef but ok 

 

rulostbbygorl is offline

 

Nyaeli: :)

 

kokichikinnie: :D

 

kokichikinnie and Nyaeli are offline

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