i dont know, i really dont know

第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
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i dont know, i really dont know
Summary
Rulostbbygorl created a group chatRulostbbygorl added nyaib, nyaeli, soup, kokichikinnie into the groupchatRulostbbygorl named the group chat “The Real Ones”or the idv chatfic no one asked for but got anyways. Featuring:-Norton and his inability to type coherent sentences-Norton and his exes-Norton and Victor being brothers-"Wholesome" Friendships-g a y-random shenanigans-signed, Victor :)(ship tags will be added as soon as the ships show up)
Note
It's actually kind of good? idk, this is the very first chat fic I've ever done. This doesn't really have anything to base on and may be very dull humour to you guys. I hope if you do understand then please enjoy!! It's really weird for me to actually publish works now since it's been a while since I've written so apologies!This is your warning btw, Norton does n o t know how to type :)))
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D o g (part 2)

-The Real Ones-

 

messageman is online

messageman: Brother…

rulostbbygorl is online

rlostbbygorl: Whatever it is that you’re mad at, I did not eat your candy, it was Luca!

lucas-balsac: YOU TRIATRO

messageman: -_- 

lucas-balsac: oh and

lucas-balsac: Viccy and Andy are planning to steal the police man’s dog

rulostbbygorl: lmao whut

rulostbbygorl: wait,,, yall seriuos

rulostbbygorl: NO

messageman: Why not?

rulostbbygorl: TAHTS ILELGAL

nyaib and nyaeli are online

nyaib: lmao what’s illegal

nyaib: i-

nyaeli: Didn’t Norton steal my neighbor’s cat last year?

Soup is online

Soup: yes he did

rulostbbygorl: THAT WSA IN TEH PAST

nyaib: and? 

rulostbbygorl: my bby brobro shan’t be tianted 

messageman: :/

rulostbbygorl: Vicky no 

messageman: Vicky yes :)

lucas-balsac: the ckp is forcing veganism on the doggo

rulostbbygorl: do you need a getwaay friver

messageman: :))

rulostbbygorl: u didnt explian y

messageman: Please just pick us up and wait for us to grab the dog.

nyaib: wont the dude just search for the dog

lucas-balsac: Not if he wasn’t interested on the dog in the first place, he won’t

messageman: :)

 

-Private messaging-

rulostbbygorl is online

rulostbbygorl: psst

rulostbbygorl: Elliiiiis

tokenstraight is online

tokenstraight: yo, norton

rulostbbygorl: i need help

tokenstraight: is it illegal

rulostbbygorl: kinda? but its for my brother. and taking away an abused dog from its horrid owner :(

tokenstraight: ya had me at the dog. what'd you need

rulostbbygorl: first of all, sorry you got harassed by that cop

tokenstraight: oh they told you bout that. it's fine

rulostbbygorl: second, want some revenge? the dude owns the dog that viccy wants to steal

tokenstraight: i'm not accepting being a distraction unless i get to throw a football at his face

rulostbbygorl: that's good enough for me

tokenstraight: aight. consider it done.

rulostbbygorl: thank you so much asjfashdg

tokenstraight: no problem. i'll be there to smack him while you guys get away with the dog

 

tokenstraight and rulostbbygorl's chat has ended

 

-The Real Ones-

 

rulostbbygorl: im coming, dont let victor redrum the pig

lucas-balsac: aye-aye capn

rulostbbygorl is offline

nyaib: how’re ya plannin on stealing the pup?

messageman: By climbing over the fence and snatching him up

nyaib: ah... good luck

messageman: Thank you. I will go now, Norton’s here.

messageman is offline

lucas-balsac: lmao can’t wait to see Vicky steal a dog and bolt

nyaib: don’t forget to take a video of it

lucas-balsac: yessir

lucas-balsac is offline

Lucas balsac is online

Lucas-balsac has sent a video

“Good afternoon, Victor’s brother’s friends! Today, we perform our most awaited act---” 

“Luca, hush,” silenced Andrew. The brown haired male was sending too much attention to them.
 “Oops, anyways,” Luca started talking in a more hushed voice, angling his camera to show the other side of the fence they were behind. 

There sat a sad looking pup, munching on the grass and quite obviously malnourished. It was obviously just a puppy, two or three months old. The slight glimpse of Victor’s face could send chills down other peoples’ spines. If looks could kill…

“We’re currently thinking of a plan to take the dog and not get caught. The initial plan is a bit half-baked so we need to make sure we have a more solid way of getting out of there with the dog.”

“Victor says ACAB,” a blonde male murmurs from behind Luca, talking about the policeman who owned the dog.

“We’ll be back before we need to start the plan, brb!” The video gets cut off. 

Our boys decide to finally take everything seriously and plan, which is, honestly, quite surprising for kids as young as them. People usually would think they would just be joking around. 

The video starts up again, Luca giving a little wave from behind the camera. 

“Alright! So, we’ve made up our plan. Long story short, I’ll be distracting the cop since, obviously, I’m the one with the most charming features-ow! It’s true!”

“It isn’t but go off.” 

“Andy knows the lingoooo- Right, ahem. Anyways, where was I… Right! While I’m distracting the cop, Victor’s climbing over the fence using the ladder his brother brought!” The camera shifts to point at a car before focusing back on the trio. 

“Meanwhile, Andy’s going to be here, watching out for us and making sure that Viccy and the dog get out of the property and run to the car with our getaway driver. Pretty smart, right?”

“Wait,” Andrew murmurs. They paused, turning to look at the man. “Shouldn’t we have a sign to alert each other when the plan is,” the albino pauses, thinking of the correct word to use, “compromised?”

“Yeah you're right how about CAW CAW they'll never see it coming,” Luca suggests. 

“...”

“Good enough,” Andrew says with a sigh.

-Cue to them actually doing the thing-

The camera is given to Andrew as documentation on how Victor was going to get to the dog as silently as possible. Meanwhile, Luca had Victor’s phone to document how he was distracting the policeman. 

It didn’t go bad, it seemed to be doing well the first few minutes, Victor managing to climb over the fence with ease and quietly landing. He was approaching the dog, careful not to scare it, however, all of a sudden there was a loud “CAW!! CAW!!” from the front porch of the house, meaning Luca might have overestimated his skills in keeping people in one place.

There was a cuss, indicating Victor might be panicking a little before the boy decided to scoop the pup up into his arms and running towards the fence, he handed Andrew the puppy over the fence carefully. 

The camera was shaky as they ran, Luca laughing as the door to the house opened, showing the man Luca was distracting the others from. Unfortunately, said policeman did NOT remember how any of them looked like as a football soared over and hit him on the face. The video ends with all of them laughing and Victor holding the pup so carefully, it could have been a baby.

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