How i met your mother
Eileen hates this place why did she have to go to the muggleworld again??
Oh right because she finally graduated in hogwarts and decides to go to a bar cause why not her life's already stupid
She sat down at the stool and sneered at the noises made by the karaoke machines
Ugh she called a shot at the bar keeper and waited for her drink
Once the drink finally was give she drank it fast and asked for more
Drink after drink she drank it all up she began to lose herself with all of the drinks there are infront of her
Little did she know by the other side of the bar a man gets to change all her life
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"Elf another drink!" Eileen yelled out
The bartender got confused his not the one from earlier
"I'm not an elf, but i can give you a drink" he gave her a shot
The more she drink the more her vision blurred
The bar was closing and everyone was leaving
The bartender got close to Eileen moving her a bit to wake her up when she wome up thoughthe wad suprised by a kiss
The whole night was filled with things we dont need to talk about
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The next day before the other could meet the other
Eilleen disapeared never to be seen again she hoped
But her family was smart
And realized she was pregnant the whole day was filled with arguements
Until they finally decided that she was to be abandoned and will leave
....damn that muggle
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The bartender's name was Tobias Snape he didn't really expected to have a heated night and she wanted to meet that woman again
To be honest he was just covering a job for his friend
So he decided to cover him more he needed to see her again
And the next day he did find her
She's drunk and vomited 4 times already
And started ranting about her life to him
All she said was either confusing or just doesn't make sence until she finally told him something interesting
"Youn know a stupid muggle got me pregnant how bloody fucking rude now my family abandoned me" she started crying
Tobias eyes widen he impregnated her
Before he could talk back the girl left to drunk to even notice him yelling for her
Tobias ran
"Wait" the girl didn't look back
Tobias was fast enough though and caught up to her
And before he knew it the girl slept
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It was a certain amount of events that brought the two together that's for sure
Right now Eileen is sleeping in a lousy and small apartment
When she woke up she got on her feet immedietly only to stumble back... hangover
She groaned but still on her feet
When A figure got close to her something in her throath tighten and an attack of vomit threw
Ugh
"Ugh, not again" the man groaned he's gonna have to wash that
"What do you want from me!" She yelled as a comeback
"Nothing at all ma'am i just want to ask you a question?"
"Eugh, why would i want to andwer any of your questions!" She sneered, she's better than this filthy mudblood why would she
"Are you pregnant"
That question clearly got her off guard she held her stomach where the baby was spotted
" tsk and what is it to you!" She yelled
"You'd clearly abuse the 2 of us" she accused
"Hey i never abused anyone!" He protested
The 2 started fighting and fighting about stuff
"That's it I'm leaving!!" Eileen left but a hand caught hers and she immedietly showed her wand ina threathening way
Tobias stared at her wildly he know she's weird but seriously!?
"What're you gonna do abra cadabrava me??" Tobias laughed
"Lumos" and the wand glowed Tobias got scared and quickly let go
It was the moment Tobias felt love and he swore he'd never let her go
"I'm the father aren't i!" Tobias already knew but he has to reassure
"And so what!" She sneered " I'd rather die than let you touch my child!"
"Well... then why don't we strike deal!" He negotiated to the witch
"Let me take care of you and the child"
" And what do i get?" She looked at him suspiciously
"You get a place to stay" he blurted it as if it was the most obvious thing in the world
She could feel a thunder coming but this place is bettet tham nothing she sighed
" Fine but it only until my child is born" she said sternly
And she walked towards the bathroom
Tobias sighed this is gonna be troublesom but it's all worth it for his kid and the woman of his dreams
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"Here it is" he gave a satisfied smile to the witch as she ate I... guess it's not that bad
She ate the whole thing in one minute and Tobias did not think he was that good
She looked away in embarassmdnt " More"
Tobias deadpanned "what?"
"I said more!" She yelled with her wand ready to threathend
"Okay!" He ran towards the kitchen
She sigh food...
"Here!" Tobias sighed he did not know women are very big on food
"More!"
Until now!
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months afterwards
"Elf give me food!" Eileen yelled
"One i'm not an elf and two i just fed you"
"One yes you're not an elf you're a filthy muggle and two i dont care!" she back
Tobias deadpanned face showed that she won and he went to get her the food she wanted
She smiled maliciously her child will be so proud
But if someone ask her to leave and go back to her family she doesn't really know what to answer, to leave all this behind?
Sure this place is pretty crowded and his poor as an elf himself but... was this all worth it the joy?
Her thoughts were cut down by Tobias pinching her cheek and she uppercut him to space
She massaged her cheek and looked away filthy muggle
She continued to eat
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Tobias looking for a job and Eileen is not really helping with her brainstorming for Baby names
"S-s-s" she played in her mouth
He sigh again " Sally how about that for a girl" and he was answered with a punch in the head
"How dare you not take my child's name seriously!"
"Well i gotta find a job!"
"Huh?" She asked confused and got closer he could deffinetly smell her shampoo
"What about that?" She asked
"U-uh ye-no i'm not really good at... that whatever that is..." Tobias cant think straight with her close
She rolled her eyes " Idiot" she took a coat and walked out of the house
"Hey where are you going!"
" brainstorming baby names"
"Why not here!?" she was just doing it 5 minutes ago
"You're idiocy is contageous"
And she's gone
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She walked around the town it was poor but brightly
Much better than the other side of the forest
She saw a bakery shop and she looked at the children that jumped up and down for the cupcakes
beautiful her eyes brightened and before long an old lady called for her to get in
Her father taught her not to follow muggles but she could'nt help herself
"Ah you're pregnant" she smiled "how old"
"Oh uh 6 months" she answered
The old lady's smiled grew bigger " oh so close!" She said excitedly "would you like to learn" she offered and she couldn't help but nod
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Eileen was a quick learner and she could already make a perfect cupcake already
She smiled accomplished but... " Tobias is dinner ready?" She refuses to learn how to cook for herself
"Yes just a second!"
She sighed fondly for the little baby in her stomach
just a little more
"Oh and a letter was sent for you!" He added
"A letter" her brows furrowed as she walked towards him
dear Eileen
I believe that i have found a way to get you back into the family again.
Finally Eileen smiled bigly
although you must leave the infant and kill him and beg for forgiveness to you're grand father.
And her eyes widened
She didn't even read the whole thing as she ripped it over and over again as if it's yhe most cursed thing in the universe
Tears start to show
Is this some sort of sick joke
She yelled in agony how could they, killing her very own child
She yelled and yelled
Until Tobias hurried to her
"Eileen are you okay?" She barely heard him
"Eileen, snap out of it!" He shaked her and got a punch in the face
"Eileen... what happened?"
"Arghhh, my family- arghhh" she couldn't stop yelling
"What did they do?"
"They want to kill my... child! How inhumane!!!" She complained
"Eileen forget them start a life here with me!" Tobias reasoned
Eileen's agonizing faced turned deadpanned " With you... no thanks i'll rather die"
"HOW RUDE!!"
"Why do you care anyway!" She yelled she really want to know why, why does he care so much
"Because i love you"
A kiss was made that day
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The baby was born he has pretty eyes
And he was named Severus Snape
And they we're happy about it
"Let's head home?" Tobias held out his hand
Eileen smiled " No thanks" and she walked on the opposite side
"What why??" He stared dumbfoundedly
" A nice old lady gave me her place a while ago let's live there instead"
"Lets?"
"Of course, you're going to take care of our child while i open a bakery" she explained
"Where did you get all this??"
Eileen stopped for a while " She died" and she continued to walk
"Oh... i'm sorry "
"It's alright though the mortage is all paid and i got the bakery and you'll get a job and we start saving"
"Save for... what exactly?"
She gave out a flushed face
"For our marriage of course"
And That was all he needed to hear
And they finally walked to there new home
"Ah, it's feels so good to have a planned life again!"
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"And that's the end of there story" Severus finished
Lily listened carefully and looked down and smiled
"That's so beautiful"
"Yeah it is but it gets less pizza when you hear this story every year now" the 2 best friend laugh
"But i doubt ms. Eileen is like that at all"
Severus laughed " you should see her with my Dad all alone"
Lily stood up "let's probably get going now it's getting late"
Severus agreed
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Eileen and Tobias walked around the streets looking for the children
"Oh how can i forgive myself if something happened to my babies" she cried
"Don't worry darling Severus and Lily will be fine therea wizzard after all" he got punched in the face
"How dare you interrupt my sorrow" she complained
Lily and Severus was watching dumbfounded the real Eileen Snape
"Mom!" Severus called out and Eileen's mean demeaner left and a joyful smile came to her face
"My babies" She hugged the 2
And this was there wacky adventures