The synamon rolls
Fisting- Iida. I have a question
Erotic Hypnosis- oh lord.
Foot fetish- Yes midoriya? What can i help you with?
Suspension play- Ohhh! Will this be a new Deku experiment!?
Oral- sure hope so!
Temperature play- what's up?
Fisting- hello everyone!! Wheres yayorozu?
Toy maker- Hello midoriya! May i also state that we are all in the same place so texting is a bit redundant.
Temperature play- take it up with management karen.
Oral- todoroki!
Suspension play- oh my god
Erotic Hypnosis- with my own two eyes.
Foot fetish- must you todoroki?
Temperature play- yes. Periodt.
Fisting- HNNNNNG.
Oral- EYES.
Toy maker- did you just.
Erotic Hypnosis- with my own two fucking eyes.
Temperature play- must be a weird sensation to have your eyes have intercourse.
Foot fetish- i.
Suspension play- holy shit.
Toy maker- oh my kami-sama.
Oral- midoriya quick what was the question before todoroki gives us all an aneurysm. He's already murdered Shinsou
Erotic Hypnosis- hey. Stop telling people i died.
Oral- i can still hear his voice
Fisting- um. Yeah Yeah sure. This question is for you iida. Can you theoretically crush someones head between your thighs using your quirk as extra force?
Foot fetish- i.
Erotic Hypnosis- so what you're telling me is that you failed no nut November.
Toy maker- Everyday. Every freaking day. We stray further and further from the light of kami-sama.
Suspension play- shinsou! You broke yayorozu! But also imma need some explinations deku.
Oral- im with ochako. Why is that a question on your mind.
Fisting- i don't know! I was just looking at iidas legs and the question came to me.
Temperature play- Midoriya.
Fisting- i regret typing that
Erotic Hypnosis- i bet you do.
Toy maker- At least we didnt stray too far.
Fisting- anyways i have a watermelon Mirio-senpai gave me who got it from amajiki-senpai
Toy maker- sure. Let's meet up in the back after school ends and try it out.
Erotic Hypnosis- Sure.
Temperature play- im curious.
Suspension play- yeah! Let's do it!!
Oral- sure.
Foot fetish- do i have a choice?
Suspension play- no.(≧∇≦)/
Fisting- yes! I can always count on you guys!! Thank you!!!!
Mina squealed after they bowed as the last bell rang. The pink girl stretched pulling the kinks in her back and sighing with satisfaction when they popped.
She looked over to where sero and kirishima were laughing at denki.
"Bro. Onety one?" Kirishima asked
Kaminari shrugged "I can't help if you dont understand my genius."
"Thats not what that should be called." Jiro teased.
Kaminari grumbled to himself but kept quiet.
After the class chatted lightly amongst themselves. They collectively started to clean up.
"Satou, shouji,and kouda you three are on boards!" Iida shouted
The three boys gave their affirmations and got started cleaning.
"Tokoyami, Aoyama, and hagakur you three are on notebook transfers." Yayorozu told them
"Tsuyu, uraraka and sero you wipe the windows" Iida delegated
"Everyonelse wipe and stack the desks for sweeping and mopping" yayorozu finished
"HEY NERD!" Bakugou yelled
"Yes, Kacchan?" Midoriya answered amicably
"Who stacks the fastest. You and me! Let's go!" Bakugou yelled
The class knew what would happen. They just wished it didnt.
"Keep up Kacchan!" Midoriya smirked racing off leaving the others to watch as midoriya wiped off the desks with accuracy And speed while bakugou was struggling to keep up because of the nature of the job and the nature of his quirk.
"Fuckin nerd shoulda said no quirks." The boy grumbled as he murdered bacteria and viruses with his aura alone.
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Two desks were destroyed by accident. But all in all it was a quick cleaning session, they already informed Aizawa-sensei who immediately looked to the two childhood rivals just knowing they were the cause of his headache.
Though when Kouda and Shouji spoke up and said that it was their fault said teacher immediately handed in his resignation to Nedzu who smiled while he put his letter in the document shredder for safe keeping.
"I hate this fucking family" he hissed
"I know. Now here's a fifty dollar gift card to amazon. Shop wisely." Nedzu smiled handing over the plastic.
As Aizawa left he watched a singed majima enter the office with a letter in his hand, the man smirked.
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"Okay. So we know why we're here!" Midoriya smiled. As last minute requested they were all in their gym uniforms the exception being iida who was wearing the gym top but a pair of short-shorts gifted to him by yayorozu. With a bucket of water on standby for iida.
"I honestly wish I was that watermelon" They all collectively thought together as midoriya placed the large watermelon between his legs where he sat on the grass in front of them.
"All right! Yayorozu! Time!"
"On it!" The girl said pulling out a stopwatch.
"Awesome!" Midoriya procured a notebook flipped to iidas page and pointed to Yayorozu.
"Alright iida start!" Yayorozu pointed to the boy on the floor work started up his quirk.
Iidas legs hit the watermelon with a smack closing the fruits between the corded thigh muscles. The cloud of exhaust was large as he kicked up dirt and grass with his effort. The megane's face was screwed up in concentration as the large watermelon stayed intact.
Keeping the audience in mild suspense and midoriya muttering.
Until it didn't.
The fruit gave up the last of its life and with a crack and a pop they were all covered in watermelon innards.
"So. This was informative" Shinsou smirked licking his lips
Uraraka giggled blush high on her face "Yup. Totally." Shaking her hands free of watermelon.
Yayorozu nodded wiping watermelon from her forehead.
"How long was that, kero" Tsuyu asked
Yayorozu glanced at the watch. "Thirty three point three seconds." She read aloud.
Midoryia quickly scrawled that in his notebook and smiled. "Awesome! Iida i think you should put this in your arsenal." The green boy exclaimed "You could take larger opponents down like that move! That move the signature move black widow does but you could immediately incapacitate them!"
"Death by thighs huh." Shinsou asked
"interesting way to go." Shouto said. Looking over to the purple boy.
"Midoriya. Um. I think that's a little dangerous." Yayorozu told the boy.
He blinked and nodded. "Right. Next time we train let's use the training dummies and make sure you can figure out the correct pressure to knock someone out!"
They all shivered at his scary yet excited testament.
"Uh. Not to break this up. But, c-can I have a moist towelette." Iida asked shivering in disgust. His glasses on the grass next to him since they were covered in watermelon.
"Oh! Sorry Iida!" Midoriya laughed handing Iida the bucket of water to pour over himself whilst Yayorozu made him a towel.
"Hey guys! Dinners ready!" Hagakure called out from the first story window in the common room.
"Got it!" They replied cleaning up their messes. While they moved around hagakure got a good look at iida now that he was standing up and trying to clean off his glasses.
"Dayum iida you're looking like a whole snack!" The girl squealed taking pictures with her phone. The girl summoned mina who was hungry for gossip.
"I am not a snack I am a whole meal!" He arm chopped.
"Oh my God." The pink girl whispered "I'm glad I'm not a lesbean. I would be questioning my very existence with iida looking like that." Mina said in panicked pansexual.
"Dude people have been sleeping on iida" satou agreed.
"When did you show up?" Mina asked while hagakure took dekusquad pics
"Just now". Satou shrugged
"Between us I'm a hard iida simp. The guy is awesome. Also his smile is cute" the sweets boy smiled
The two girls squealed as satou walked off missing the moment iida took off his shirt and entered the dorms.
The Synamon rolls
Oral- watermelon sugar high
Temperature play- i just wanna taste you
Erotic Hypnosis- water-melon sugar high.
Fisting- guys.
Toy Maker- let them be midoryia were all having some confusing thoughts about iida.
Suspension play- mhm. Thats the truth.
Foot fetish- pls stop. Anyways now that i am clean and filled with food how about a small study session?
Oral- im down
Suspension play- im up!
Erotic Hypnosis- im sleep.
Toy Maker- I'm in!
Fisting- Im inroute?
Temperature play- sure.
Fisting- todoroki!
Temperature play- that is my name.
Fisting- Hnnnng
Oral- EYES.
Toy Maker- Guys don't start. Iida I'm at your door.
Toy Maker- hurry up shinsou is heavy.
When I I'd a finally opened the door he was greeted to the sight of shinsou draped over yayorozu asleep.
"Yayorozu do you need help?" Midoriya asked from behind uraraka next to todoroki
The taller girl smiled "Please" Midoriya pulled shinsou up and pulled him into his arms carrying the sleep tall boy into the room.
"I win" the purple zombie smirks and you could hear the chorus of irritated voices as the door closed shutting them off from the rest of the world.
Maybe you could see some smoke curling from under the door but no one could really tell you.