DND
"Alright,"
Ruby said looking at Weiss, Yang, and Blake.
"Blake is a rogue, Yang is a barbarian, and Weiss is an Archer. So your adventure starts with the three of you in a tavern-"
"Can I roll to bang all the pretty women?"
Yang interrupted
"PG13 Yang! NO FILTH!"
Ruby shouted and sighed.
"As I was saying, you're all at the tavern and hired to find a man's wife-"
"How does he know me? Can I assinate him?"
Blake questioned.
"No. He has a family."
Ruby answered.
"Can I smash the pretty rogue?"
Yang asked leaning forward.
"Can my character accept?"
Blake asked.
"FILTH!"
Ruby yelled.
Weiss sighed.
"Can we move on please?"
Ruby cleared her throat.
"Again, you three are hired to find this guy's wife and he says that you should start questioning people in the tavern."
"My character puts a dagger to the guys neck. He obviously planned it."
Blake said.
"Blake he didn't do it."
Ruby sighed.
Weiss looked at Ruby.
"Can my character go and find a lead?"
Ruby rolls a dice.
"18. Okay! So Weiss was the only one who found the lead and found out that the last the women was seen was in a cave.
Yang sat up.
"Can I punch the cave?"
Weiss looked at her in with confusion.
"Now why would you punch a cave!?"
"Why not?"
Yang shrugs smirking.
"... What's even the point!?"
Weiss asked.
Yang chuckles.
"Seems you beat me to the punch."
"... Can I roll to shoot Yang?"
Weiss asked almost grabbing the dice.
"No."
Ruby said.